NEED A HEALTH KIT? COME GET IT.

Jafar sets a tempting trap, but really what kind of survivor would fall for that?

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 27, 2009 · 9:28 PM 
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77 Responses to “NEED A HEALTH KIT?”

  1. Zabrio on October 28th, 2009 1:28 am

    Pay no attention to the tank waiting to kill you

  2. kenpachi15 on October 28th, 2009 1:29 am

    Ohhohh ho ho u dirty tank you

  3. Rogan on October 28th, 2009 1:37 am

    almost perfect, if only they had put peels instead of medkits, then an epic battle between tank and luis would ensue. speaking of l4d2, still waiting for damn steam to release the hold on teh demo >:| even gaybox already got it

  4. MrRaccoon on October 28th, 2009 1:40 am

    "Tank lieks small red bags
    Small red bags makes tank happy :D
    They shinny"

  5. Sir_McCloud on October 28th, 2009 1:49 am

    nice… great joke… not that well executed… 3/5

  6. Julian on October 28th, 2009 1:52 am

    Make the medkits peels and you have your self a deal.

  7. Wiser Guy on October 28th, 2009 1:55 am

    He tried this before with pills, but it didn't work out too well. Have you ever seen that guy so hopped up on painkillers that when a thrown chunk of concrete knocked him over he just got up and muttered something about peels? How many drugs do you need to be on to believe that was due to tripping on peels?!

  8. Zomegad on October 28th, 2009 2:00 am

    Luis? It'd be a bullfight…
    *boos from everyone*

  9. Longshotz5798 on October 28th, 2009 2:02 am

    gaybox eh? How about you play some Brutal Legend then? Oh wait XD

  10. Marzen on October 28th, 2009 2:09 am

    After the Tank tried this with Pills, he got his ass kicked by Louis. So he bought too many Med Packs, and needs something to do with them.

  11. BurnoutSpartan on October 28th, 2009 2:14 am

    This proved to be more effective than the Tanks "Hey look over there" method

  12. Sandbag on October 28th, 2009 2:22 am

    OHBOY Medkits! Im sure that big guy in the middle wont mind if I grab a few.

  13. TCC on October 28th, 2009 2:26 am

    so how are you likin' that free dlc… OH WAIT!

    see… it's not nice is it… -,-

  14. ArmyOfMidgets on October 28th, 2009 2:29 am

    Sometimes, you just gotta go where your heart leads you to, even if there is a giant zombie infront of that path.

  15. Rogan on October 28th, 2009 2:38 am

    mindless repetitive hack and slash? i learned my leason from gauntles:7 sorrows.

  16. mckillyoface on October 28th, 2009 2:41 am

    Molotov Cocktail party anyone?

  17. ArmyOfMidgets on October 28th, 2009 2:48 am

    "But, they don't shin-" *Is horribly killed by not so happy Tank.*

  18. Ozymil on October 28th, 2009 3:09 am

    Oh I get it, it's a trap because of the truck in the back. Silly level designers, you can't fool me! A few boolets and that vehicle will be out of commission and those health kits mine!

  19. AuraMaster on October 28th, 2009 3:17 am

    Alternate caption: Buy somethin' will ya!

  20. Cheat2Win on October 28th, 2009 3:52 am

    It's like when a sheep sees grass to graze on and there's a tiger in the distance.

    If the player has the mind of a sheep, they're probably not paying attention to the Tank in the first place.

  21. BoardBreaker93 on October 28th, 2009 4:03 am

    Use molotov cocktails wisely!
    Do a Barrel Roll!
    Can't let you do that, Medkit!
    Help Me!!!!

    Ah…so much fun to cross games over.

  22. BoardBreaker93 on October 28th, 2009 4:04 am

    Pay no attention to the Tank behind the medkits…

  23. ayanleman on October 28th, 2009 4:16 am

    It's one fucking day. the wait must be Killing<i/>

  24. Your MOM on October 28th, 2009 4:16 am

    If it was Molotovs, then heh…

  25. ayanleman on October 28th, 2009 4:18 am

    that's actually a effect campaign stragety. if the tank is in a room you can go around, go around it without alerting it. or if you can't get past it, wait about 30 seconds, it should die.

  26. Acrazymonke on October 28th, 2009 4:21 am

    actually that was a grat success

  27. nobrain on October 28th, 2009 4:21 am

    Well… I also didn't trust the merchant in Resident Evil 4 at first either…

  28. Acrazymonke on October 28th, 2009 4:23 am

    OHBOY OHBOY WRESTLE

  29. Acrazymonke on October 28th, 2009 4:23 am

    OVER 9000!!!

  30. pinecone2654 on October 28th, 2009 4:23 am

    um.. thanx but I'll just stick to peeels

  31. Rogan on October 28th, 2009 4:24 am

    the point is that valve is releasing teh game a whole day later than what it promised. sound familiar to teh dlc they promised about l4d

  32. Taiho on October 28th, 2009 4:34 am

    Hey stranger. Got somethin' for ya!

  33. Stealthbladez on October 28th, 2009 6:01 am

    So, i herd you liek medkits? I also herd thats tanks do aswell.

  34. TCC on October 28th, 2009 6:04 am

    tank herd u liek medkits.

  35. OrionX on October 28th, 2009 6:26 am

    You pay this much?
    OKAY! I'll sell it to you!
    I am ashamed of myself for referencing that game…

  36. jjenjr on October 28th, 2009 7:16 am

    Bill: Yanno i could really go for a medkit right abou n…..sonnuva bitch….

  37. Daifuku on October 28th, 2009 9:42 am

    Tank: So I herd you liek medkitz? >:D
    Louis: YOU HERD WRONG! *molotovs*

  38. Colonel_Obvious on October 28th, 2009 10:07 am

    inb4it'satrap
    ~*~
    FIRST!!!!

  39. Doctor Monch on October 28th, 2009 10:22 am

    This image is now a rant about late demo releases.

  40. DClaw on October 28th, 2009 10:54 am

    I will TELL you what kind of survivor would fall for this…The dying kind!

  41. Daifuku on October 28th, 2009 10:55 am

    /burn

  42. Leo058 on October 28th, 2009 12:00 pm

    What're ya buyin'?!

  43. FoxyMayo on October 28th, 2009 1:20 pm

    Grabbin' medkits.

  44. SGFAZ on October 28th, 2009 1:34 pm

    EarthBound reference? target="_blank">

  45. SGFAZ on October 28th, 2009 1:37 pm

    Tank is to Med-Kits as Louis is to PEEEEEEEEEEEEEELZ!

  46. MasqueNoMercy on October 28th, 2009 2:07 pm

    how ya doin stranga? what are ya buyin?

  47. Badonk on October 28th, 2009 2:10 pm

    Come have a look at my magical sacks, dont you want to see my sacks?

    DAMMIT GRAB MAH SACK!

  48. Daifuku on October 28th, 2009 2:58 pm

    *grabs sacks*

    ..
    .
    ..

    IT"S A TRAP!!!

  49. Dhamon on October 28th, 2009 3:17 pm

    I got an easy solution given one assumption. If the military tried and failed to contain this, where are the dead snipers deployed with their AS50 sniper rifles. a .50 Cal round would surely remove anything's head.

  50. Daifuku on October 28th, 2009 4:30 pm

    Hehehe……he said cock :3

  51. AuraMaster on October 28th, 2009 4:33 pm

    You can't blame Fox, though. He was a desperate guy in a desperately bad game desperately looking for poon.

  52. pinecone2654 on October 28th, 2009 4:35 pm

    that depends, whaddya sellin'?

  53. meinmattias on October 28th, 2009 4:37 pm

    Legend of Zelda, I think.

  54. Gizmo III on October 28th, 2009 5:39 pm

    …HEY! THESE ARE ALL EMPTY!

  55. PaladinVance on October 28th, 2009 6:27 pm

    well, a Tank DOES have arms!!

  56. Unsilenced on October 28th, 2009 6:42 pm

    IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!

  57. codemaster525 on October 28th, 2009 8:37 pm

    That sacks a spy!

  58. MrRaccoon on October 28th, 2009 9:09 pm

    WIN!

  59. Acrazymonke on October 28th, 2009 9:11 pm

    WTF I ACTUALLY GOT A +1 that was only a random joke from deviant art.

  60. Fawful on October 28th, 2009 10:47 pm

    Just goes to show at least one person knew and liked the joke.

  61. Acrazymonke on October 28th, 2009 11:20 pm

    probably tcc just to prove he was right

  62. need_more_Kirby on October 29th, 2009 12:37 am

    i can't tell if your joking or not so imma go out there and say it, its a refrence to star fox adventures, a horrible game that should not have been mention but was… dammit

  63. need_more_Kirby on October 29th, 2009 12:39 am

    must… resist… medkit…. not working!!! *tries to grap medkit but is BRAWLED! by tank*

  64. Kitsunator on October 29th, 2009 2:07 am

    I would tottaly do it for pills.

  65. Longshotz5798 on October 29th, 2009 2:14 am

    I have plenty of free DLC ^ ^
    The Guild is free as well :P

  66. Longshotz5798 on October 29th, 2009 2:14 am

    Nah. RTS Hack 'n Slash!

  67. Longshotz5798 on October 29th, 2009 2:15 am

    A cupcake :D

  68. Longshotz5798 on October 29th, 2009 2:15 am

    Smart girl…
    *face nom*

  69. Holy_Donutta on October 29th, 2009 3:55 pm

    Wow! Look at all those medikits! Im going to get them all while being completly oblivious to my surroundings and……..OH SON OF A BITCH!

  70. meinmattias on October 30th, 2009 7:21 am

    I'm fairly confident it's in Legend of Zelda. Not saying it's not in SFA, but I remember reading it in Zelda.

  71. MassiveDamage on October 30th, 2009 10:33 pm

    Peelz

  72. Dracojounin7 on November 6th, 2009 4:11 pm

    Hey, Master Chief gives out teabags, why can't Tanks give out their sacks?

  73. Dracojounin7 on November 6th, 2009 4:13 pm

    Question is, will this experience make Francis hate medkits?

  74. Dracojounin7 on November 6th, 2009 4:14 pm

    They probably found that house with 100 witches…

  75. Dracojounin7 on November 6th, 2009 4:16 pm

    All I know is it's not Nethack…

  76. Dracojounin7 on November 6th, 2009 4:18 pm

    There's no place like No Mercy… There's no place like No Mercy…

  77. EyoGiz179 on August 14th, 2011 10:24 pm

    I SHALL RETRIEVE A HEALTH KIT!! now u just gotta set down bunches of propane tanks and now ur wondering wich is bill referring to? O_O

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