What if Bioshock were written as a fairy tale? Destructoid & GameTrailers tackles this long burning question!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 26, 2009 · 1:04 AM
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Sweet zombie Jesus! Did you know the site has over 2,000 lolz? 
So that's what's Bioshock in fairy tale version!!
A great story for the bed time story!!
He spent three hours making Zippocat molotovs? He must have had a lot of free time.
The ending still sucks…..
Inb4 INFAMOUS!!! NO!!!
now its only a matter of time till disney turns this fairy tale into a movie and how the hell are they going to do this ending since both of the real ones don't fit into the master plan
Yeah… that made me pretty mad when I found out about Atlas. "You don't fuck Fontane, Fontane fucks you!"
Oh and sweet new avatar Luigi.
when did you start teaching? also do you still have any squirtles left
I actually saw in a magazine that a Bioshock movie was in production.
I always thought the bit at the end with Andrew Ryan is really wrenching.
I'm sure that pun had you in rapture but didn't come as much of a 'shock' for you from someone with my 'bio'graphy.
When it comes to jokes, I choose the bad ending every time.
It's because he's doing it wrong. Zippocat bombs are an instant cast…noobs.
….Golf is a pussies game. Play couch darts like a real man.
Yeah….
Atlas =/= Fontaine.
Definitely.
Andrew Ryan really needed to be more creative at proving points…
~*~
FIRST!!!!
Would you kindly give me 5$ each?
…
im waiting hand it over!
actually there is…it is 999 says so in the ID faq
oh your picking a water type last? cool then ill pick a grass type!
and being produced by a sub company of disny O.o
Last your a psychic!
inb4badonkdonemadeit:D
Hush you and your facts! Mine shall break the barrier and go OVER 9000!!!!!
Reference!
Nope. Google did it.
That could of basically been the best thing I have ever seen.
Also, maybe we should make "spoiler alert" a tag?
yes it is, the director is the guy who did the pirates movies
The Google bit was about Last being a psychic…
At the very least, you can get OVER 9000 +1s.
OMG I love that song :D
loved it ever since I saw Finding Nemo
lets see whos pokemon is stronger wild last has challenged you to a battle!
last's squirtle uses bite
-_-*
>NEW GAME
CONTINUE
alternate ending
turns out none of it happened because he was actually in a coma and he drowned
yeah…i mean a golf club? Couldn't he at least die by flaming cat??
This makes me want to but a condo right now in Rapture. Because it just sounds soooo fun! :D
I'll chose "take over thoe world" over anything everytime =P
Not to mention a Prince of Persia movie is also in production. :P
Props and cookies to you, Sir! :D
Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuccckkkkkkkkkkkk you.
He's a reverse physic, still lives in the past with his big Jew Afro :D
most of us higher level people may already have well over 2000, i wish there was a way to tell besides going and counting >.<
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVfVqfIN8_c
"He's a noob jessica, we don't date noobs we PWN them!"
are we trying to get Cl. Obvious to -100? i can help because there are deep lacerations in the sternum where aliens have taken over my body
Hey! DON'T MOCK THE JEW FRO!!! I had one and it was bitchin hawt D:
Yes, we are now trying to get the little Colonel to -100. FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!
Or at least by an internet meme…
Seriously :/ If I did that, it would take me all week.
And because we can.
That too :3
Looks like Ryan won't be going clubbing for a while.
That fairy tale's a spy!
It was mildly funny until the end, when it became hilarious.
man that ryan guy sure…died?
Talk about a hole in one…'s head!
Yay for not giving HAWP credit.