While technically more accurate, haikuninja‘s paradoxical Chrono Trigger comic would take all the fun out of the game!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 25, 2009 · 11:10 AM
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If only the Final Fantasy games were this easy.
what a coincidence i am currently playing this game right now
love how Crono doesnt say a word in the comic just like in the game lol
Objection!
They WERE in the future when they learned of Lavos!
OBJECTION!!!
This comic is obviously false as Chrono can talk!
The first Final Fantasy was easy as hell. The second one's the bitch. Three's kinda meh on difficulty. Four's just….*shutters* DAMN YOU EMO PALADIN!!! D:
MUHAHAHAHAHA! YOU HAVE NOW REACHED -70 E-PEEN! >:D
*people just start +1ing again*
Eh…May as well go for the gold. ONWARDS TO -100!!!
Can't let you reach thaaaaah why the hell not. :P
*Puts Zippospear away* One more T and you woulda been missing a head D:
Ah yes, I forgot about the "Fuck it we're lazy" option….
TIME PARADOX Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!!!!!!!
Hmm…2 thumbs down. Someone doesn't like me. It's all good. It just means I'm obviously cooler :P
Lucca! You've created a time paradox! You can't go around changing the future like that!
thinks about -1ning but refuses because he understands the hidden meening
This one was the secret ending 17
On the secret ending 16 Crono gives a speech about time and space theories:
… :D
… :I
… :V
… :D
… :P
… D:
… :b
… :D
It's not funny when you have to explain it throughout the whole comic.
i know this is somhow onna appear here so i guess ill just post it
http://www.vgcats.com/super/?strip_id=30
The mindfuck! It is working! >:D
Note to all present: Chrono Trigger only has 13 endings :P
If only that could happen to the economy…
makes chrono look like an idiot… and i think its funny
Blee- *BOOM!*
It's much more fun if you do a solo game.
It's so fuckin hard.
Never played Chrono Trigger. Never will. Not much of a fan and theres an annoying kid I know that loves the game. He is cosplaying chrono.
Time travel has always confused the christ outta me…
THANK YOU HEROES FOR SAVING THE FUTURE, HAVE CAKE!!!
Of course! It all makes perfect sense!
Manipulating Time: Let someone else do it.
You could be 100 and -100… :o That would make you god.
Well, this is probably more accurate, but the game wouldn't be as fun if this was all that happened.
In before "cake is a lie".
:D
Ohh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. "I'm My Own Grandfather"!
He did the nasty in the pasty.
you werent first
But then again…
If you DECIDE that you will go back to the past to stop a calamity, the calamity would've never happened, thus making you NOT DECIDE to time travel in the first place, thus, the calamity would happen, thus making you DECIDE to go back in the past to stop the calamity, but then again the calamity would've never happened, thus making you NOT DECIDE to time travel in the first place, thus, the calamity would happen, thus making you DECIDE to go back in the past to stop the calamity, but then again the calamity would've never happened, thus making you NOT DECIDE to time travel in the first place, thus, the calamity would happen, thus making you DECIDE to go back in the past to stop the calamity, but then again…
inb4 that time machine's a spy!
seriously nice though
Dammit! I hate when this happens!! TIME PARADOX!!!
..waaait *sorts comment by Date* OH, I C WUT U DID THAR
Not letting Lavos do that from the start would have solved your problem, but nooo, SOMEONE had to let him show us his moves.
In the ending where Schala lives, she can be seen eating cake.
You aren't relevant.
His name is not Dongs, it's " "
http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Chrono%20Trigger/in…
But…
The cake is a lie…
The second God in Halolz perhaps???
Right next to our Falcon????
If the calamity never happened, but you still knew about it, you could decide to go back into the past to stop it…unless you're as lazy as I am.
c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-combo breakah!
Third. You forgot about Wolf. Sort of an evil god, but still.
For once, anyway.
*looks up at the post that says in before the cake is a lie*
Schala is the glasses girl's mom right? when i first played i tried, but it was too late, she died infront of the girl, again…..
XD
He's not our God.
In fact, he's anti Falcon!!
No, he's a rival god. He has his own church.
*whistles innocently*
Oh-hoh! Win, that sir is impresive win!
Time travel confused the devil outta me!
THERE WAS A DEVIL IN ME NOW DERE'S A DEVIL IN YOU BOI
Dislike the game because of one fan? Excellent logic there.
you aren't cake D: where is cake??
this game confuses me, i just played the remake and i have only gotten 4 of the endings and seriously does any thing get resolved besides the fact you SAVE THE FUTURE i mean at the end i saw a clip of the after math, chrono and nadia get married Glenn gets knighted, no fuckin clu what happens to the wizard, and lucca finds a baby,…. who was the baby!! did chrono and nadia not want it so they left it in the woods???
I don't have to take this from a Jew!
It already did…
ya, it's just a prom-night dumpster baby.
actually
*Spoilers….I guess*
The baby lucca finds is Kid, *MOAR SPOILERS!!!!!*
scalla (or however it's spelled) oddly blonde clone, seems being stuck at the end of time, being absorbed by lavos, and producing a secret clone has a bleaching effect on one's hair.
Search around Halolz.
He doesn't have his own church.
He owns pup though…
In my pants :3
Well, I already am the self proclamed E-Peen God of Halolz. That would just seal the deal.
Well, Lavos WAS a frickin meteor. Try not letting a 10 megaton planet parasite travelling at 10 meters per second do that. I'll watch from a safe distance.
You sneaky snake you!
D:
Enough of your logic! This is the internet. There is no place for that here!
Back to the Future of a government health care system that won't even get you treated for anything?! I'm game!
Like Dr. No?
I'm sure Crono would be happier. It means he isn't pwnernated into oblivion by a parasite.
Ending #9 explains Magus. The baby is a fet up for Chrono Cross and probably can be explained in Ending #13
VARILY!
Sure he does. I'm in it. Ask Badonk or Dai.
…
Who is this.
This is not Crono.
Crono doesn't pick his nose.
Well, it is a religion. But they don't have a church in the sense of an actual building…yet.
FUCK YE….oh wait.
Time paradoxes? In MY bank?
Now to explain the baby's deaths Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time!
Schala is the girl in 12,000 BC who saves you from a collapsing castle. http://chrono.wikia.com/wiki/Schala
Lucca'a mom is names Lara
We hold meetings at the Wicked Wolf pub for now.
Touche.
Enough of YOUR logic!
I hearby decreath, a boot to the head!
No shinnanigans shall be had in MY COURT!!! *Hits Rofl with Bangavel*
*retaliates with steel boot and rat-flail*
Slightly more plausible than Obama wants you to believe…
…Exactly…
Indubitably
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ಠ_ಠ
That's it! I'm calling the BAILIFF!!!
*Chuck Norris materializes behind Rofl and roundhouse kicks him with his beard.*
D:
Louis! Chuck stole your pills!
*Louis kicks Chuck Norris' ass*
Oh, thanx.
Socialism trigger!
in the word's of Crono "D: :D :| :S :d"
O I C wut u did thar
dan't tray ta confarse meh wit yur fancy shmancshy correge wards >:-=y7GD call 1800- HO-FO-SHO
It's like playing "Stab yourself in the eye"…All parties involved lose D:
Heavy! Louis stole your Sandvich!
*Heavy punches out all of Louis's blood*
You're now at 103, which means it CAN go higher.
…and since this is Halolz, I'm obligated by membership to say this.
Yours is an E-Peen that will pierce the heavens!
*heavy turns into spy and backstabs Dai*
He never really was on your side, you know.
*Dead Ringer* Hehehe, You'll have to try harder than that :3
*summons Zippofurries* YIFF HIM!!!
damn. yet another epic lolz fight and I forgot to get popcorn… -,-
snake! you can't do that! it'll create a time paradox!
your pants are a lie!
Can't let you do that, zippofurries.
*zippofurries disappear*
BANKAI!
RAT-MORNINGSTAR!
So basicly…you just go upto a big computer, watch a monster which in the future will destroy everything in sight only for everything to be fixed in the next 3 seconds? I call shenanigans!
Dai doesn't wear pants!?
it gets hot out in asscrackastan… -,-
*blocks Rat-Mourningstar With TCC's Ass* Damn import weapons just don't cut it do they?
*Activates Trifurry* Ultimate Summon-Zippo Test Type Evangelion!!!
Dai goes COMMANDO!!!
Your chocolate chips are a lie! THEY"RE FUDGE!!!
Indeed. But now it's getting cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey o_o
LANDMASTER!!!
*crushes Trifurry, then fires it's laser at Dai.
The Cake is obviously from the destroyed future, and since that future doesn't exist, neither does the cake. Yay for false hopes!