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Choose Neo… Red peel… Or the blue peel….

Just one? TCC would prefer grabbin’ both!

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Choose Neo…

Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 24, 2009 · 3:34 PM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(223 votes, average: 4.16 out of 5)

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Left 4 Dead, Movies, PC, Power-Ups, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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3329CommentsChoose+Neo...2009-10-24+19%3A34%3A33Shawn+Handyside to “Choose Neo…”

Ataeru on October 24th, 2009 7:45 pm

Louis: PEELZ HERE! GRABIN ANYTHING I CAN!
Neo: umm… what now?
Morpheus: That was not the actual test, those were to plant a virus apon the agents.
Louis: huh? im not an agents… AAAH! AAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
ConkerBirdy on October 24th, 2009 7:50 pm

GRABBIN' PEELZ
Acrazymonke on October 24th, 2009 7:52 pm

i thaught this was up a while ago
nevertheless i have to imagine louis in the matrix
TCC on October 24th, 2009 7:59 pm

I had it on my dA a while ago, but it wasn't on here till now. :b
Tenck on October 24th, 2009 8:01 pm

Silly Louis, this is the one time where GRABBIN EVERYTHING YOU CAN doesn't work out…
On a side note, THAT AGENT SMITH IS A SPY!
Vabolo on October 24th, 2009 8:10 pm

The blue pill is cyanide, and the red pill is Untooned Kirby. Choose wisely.
Vabolo on October 24th, 2009 8:12 pm

Inb4thesteakisalie!
Jeot21 on October 24th, 2009 8:18 pm

Peeeeelz….
Taiho on October 24th, 2009 8:51 pm

Would have preferred Louis instead of Neo.
MahJohnson on October 24th, 2009 9:19 pm

*Louis grab both pills and eats them*

Neo: So, what happens now?
BoardBreaker93 on October 24th, 2009 9:48 pm

What would happen if Neo took both of them from Louis? Would Neo kill Louis, or would Louis overpower the One?
ProfessorLuigi452 on October 24th, 2009 9:53 pm

I rather perfer blue pill.
Red pill was disturbing enough already…
MrRaccoon on October 24th, 2009 10:06 pm

Your avatar gives that comment an awesome feeling
MrRaccoon on October 24th, 2009 10:09 pm

It was just one movie, Louis killed Neo after that
Villain on October 24th, 2009 10:15 pm

Im grabbin everything i can!
TCC on October 24th, 2009 10:17 pm

well Neo had'nt unlocked his oneness yet, not to mention that luis would start freaking out from the peelz and start absorbing everything around him, so I'd say the fight is pretty one sided. :b
Jeot21 on October 24th, 2009 10:20 pm

Thanks : D
High Res r hear:
http://jeot21.deviantart.com/art/Once-Awesome-132…

Now I'm imagining that face saying "peeeelz…." and I'm shitting bricks.
Kthxbai =D
LoL on October 24th, 2009 10:24 pm

Neo : Look man, im just trying to find a exit. So, i'll just grab everything i can and get out of here, ok?
TCC on October 24th, 2009 10:52 pm

you think that's good? check this one! http://ikilleditplz.deviantart.com/?loggedin=1
BurnoutSpartan on October 24th, 2009 11:02 pm

Cyanide please
ArmyOfMidgets on October 24th, 2009 11:24 pm

After Neo took the red peel, Lois took the blue one… and then punched through Neo's throat to take the red peel too.
Vabolo on October 24th, 2009 11:42 pm

The best answer is to make the red pill swallow the blue one.
TheAceOfSkulls on October 24th, 2009 11:51 pm

This relates to the movie more than the image, but how come no one questioned why Morpheus has a BLUE PILL that KNOCKED OUT a person so that they COULDN'T REMEMBER A THING THAT HAPPENED?!
MrRaccoon on October 25th, 2009 12:02 am

What does it have again?
Cyanide and happiness
Really? I like happines, I'll take it :D
BoardBreaker93 on October 25th, 2009 12:10 am

correct, if that had happened though, there would have been no third movie…..wait a second….that would have been good. dang it.
OrionX on October 25th, 2009 12:13 am

Bill: Quit movin' around. I'll "heal" ya…
Exploderizer on October 25th, 2009 12:41 am

Inb4thereisnospoon.
Leo058 on October 25th, 2009 1:18 am

Looks like you're trying to bend a spoon with your mind. Need some help?
TheRedGrunt on October 25th, 2009 1:31 am

Hmmmmm….giggity
TCC on October 25th, 2009 1:54 am

I have imaginary character fights in my head ALL THE TIME… some aren't so epic though… -,-
TCC on October 25th, 2009 1:55 am

So it was the purple pill all along!! :O
Badonk on October 25th, 2009 1:56 am

Warning!: This was created by a cookie, and may be hazardous to those with Diabetes
BoardBreaker93 on October 25th, 2009 3:43 am

Saddening.
ProfessorLuigi452 on October 25th, 2009 4:24 am

I can give out some pills!
ProfessorLuigi452 on October 25th, 2009 4:25 am

Need some pillz??
I got them in my lab!!
Roflcopter419 on October 25th, 2009 4:38 am

What the fuc-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
RayzaB on October 25th, 2009 4:48 am

To my understanding, your head will implode.
Judgment on October 25th, 2009 4:52 am

He would have taken both pills and his head would have exploded
Xyonas on October 25th, 2009 5:44 am

I took both the pills. I now have a stomach ache and can taste purple.
Xyonas on October 25th, 2009 5:46 am

The answer is simple. The Falcon would come in and show his moves to them both. Then both of their heads would implode.
Acrazymonke on October 25th, 2009 6:17 am

heh you came ti this site
TCC on October 25th, 2009 7:37 am

WHAT?
That is blatent slander!!! :O
I would never narrow my hazerdousness to only diabetics… -,-
Daifuku on October 25th, 2009 9:16 am

Red vs. Blue Peelz
Daifuku on October 25th, 2009 9:42 am

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_o7h2KFjR11M/RsNailbdA7I…
Daifuku on October 25th, 2009 9:43 am

Actually, the cookie eats Diabetics…
Jeot21 on October 25th, 2009 11:30 am

Holy fuckaroni.
That's epic psychoness ö
Daifuku on October 25th, 2009 11:57 am

Yes he would…and the proof is here!
http://smouch.net/lol/
Daifuku on October 25th, 2009 12:00 pm

Objection! It's burgundy!
FoxyMayo on October 25th, 2009 12:04 pm

One of them is a suppository…
Daifuku on October 25th, 2009 12:04 pm

Because he's Laurence Motherfuckin' Fishburne! DO NOT QUESTION IT!!!
SentryGunner on October 25th, 2009 12:33 pm

There is no….DAMN YOU
Daifuku on October 25th, 2009 1:23 pm

How about trying to bend a mind with a spoon? It's slightly easier :3
Daifuku on October 25th, 2009 1:24 pm

Good news everyone!
Daifuku on October 25th, 2009 1:34 pm

Hehehehe, Oh trolls, you amuse me so with your -1's and your hatred for all things not posted by you :3
Too bad I can fix that :P
Roflcopter419 on October 25th, 2009 1:59 pm

>.<

Damnit.
Roflcopter419 on October 25th, 2009 2:01 pm

Hey, can we have a troll hunt?
Daifuku on October 25th, 2009 2:03 pm

Sure! Falconologists and Wolfites UNITE! KILL ALL TROLLS!!!
VGGeek on October 25th, 2009 2:05 pm

You, ma'am, win the game.

I, however, win the tits.
VGGeek on October 25th, 2009 2:06 pm

DUDE.

COUNT ME IN.

GET TO THE CHOPPA!
Roflcopter419 on October 25th, 2009 2:53 pm

*draws ratflail*

All set!
Vabolo on October 25th, 2009 3:12 pm

Fuck…I was listening to Deep Purple when I clicked that link…It feels like I've been raped!
Vabolo on October 25th, 2009 3:18 pm

*draws a banana*

Wall sweat!
Badonk on October 25th, 2009 4:39 pm

after they eat him and die…its the perfect plan!
Badonk on October 25th, 2009 4:40 pm

yes you do… you GIVE people diabetes
TCC on October 25th, 2009 5:20 pm

and that's not even when I'm in soviet russia! :P

…

NOMNOMNOM! :O
TCC on October 25th, 2009 5:26 pm

yeah, but I give EVERYONE diabetes! :D

…

…

then I burst out of their chest. :b
Leo058 on October 25th, 2009 6:52 pm

Good news, everyone!
I've invented a device that makes you read this in your head in my voice!
Ataeru on October 25th, 2009 8:46 pm

the general aspect of diabetics eating suger foods is hazardous to diabetics is a LIE.
type 2 diabetics have to cut down on all kinds of food.
while type 1 diabetics at time NEED sugar.

speaking of which…
OM NOM NOM *eats 10 oreo cookies*
Missingno. on October 25th, 2009 9:45 pm

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/matrix_revisited.png
Badonk on October 25th, 2009 11:38 pm

quite you with you facts!

there's lolz going on!
BoardBreaker93 on October 25th, 2009 11:46 pm

That's a valid response. Thank you.
Aboithagamboi on October 25th, 2009 11:50 pm

To my understanding, The Almighty Falcon will come and PAWNCH your head, causing it to implode.
Aboithagamboi on October 25th, 2009 11:53 pm

*draws a picture of perspiring testicles*
Ataeru on October 26th, 2009 12:13 am

NEVA!!!
TCC on October 26th, 2009 2:38 am

… you… MONSTER!!! D:

….

*eats filling from oreos then tosses cookie away*

….
Daifuku on October 26th, 2009 11:15 am

Hehehe >:3
Miketuu on October 26th, 2009 2:38 pm

ERROR 404: SPOON NOT FOUND
Badonk on October 26th, 2009 5:36 pm

oh my
Badonk on October 26th, 2009 5:37 pm

top left, he's stealthy like that
Badonk on October 26th, 2009 5:37 pm

Dont you just love that? well anyway +1 you backup good sir
Daifuku on October 27th, 2009 1:14 am

Eh, trolls can't even dent my e-peen now. It's practically immortal.
Badonk on October 27th, 2009 2:18 am

stop doing that to people or we shall demote you to troll status.

Bad prank is bad, im very disappointed in you Dai…
TCC on October 27th, 2009 3:44 am

I love that comic… it makes me feel intelectual and stupid at the same time :P
Vosur on October 27th, 2009 9:24 am

Let's see… I hope that's not the blue pill I think it is. 0.o And as for the red one, can't really think of what it is.
Daifuku on October 27th, 2009 9:40 am

Lies! You know you woulda done it if you got ahold of the same link!
Taiho on October 27th, 2009 10:04 am

Thinking more along the lines of replacing Neo and reaching for both pills.
TCC on October 27th, 2009 2:06 pm

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE !! :O
… wait
… there only is one…
…nevermind… o.o
DClaw on October 27th, 2009 11:29 pm

As you can see…Neo is scared beyond belief not because he's being offered peelz but the fact he can SEE Louis reflecting off the sunglasses. Basicly….Neo better hand both of them over quickly or else!
Daifuku on October 28th, 2009 10:00 am

*eats cookies* DON"T WASTE FOOD!!! I now decree, A BOOT TO THE HEAD!!!
Daifuku on October 28th, 2009 10:01 am

*facepalms TCC*
TCC on October 29th, 2009 12:16 am

… coulda had a v8? o.O
TCC on October 29th, 2009 12:17 am

gee thanks! :D
my old boots were getting a little worn out! :P

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