Another fake TF2 update page? Sadly yes, none of these awesome Engineer upgrades will ever see the light of day… But we can dream, right?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 22, 2009 · 5:41 PM
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Sweet zombie Jesus! Did you know the site has over 2,000 lolz? 
D: the idle map on that page, it cant possibly be real D:
Oh what I would do for a floating exploding dispener…
In before "it's a trap"
And for a limited time only:
In before "that update's a spy!"
baw, checked the rest of the website, its fake T___T
baw some of them were epic
unless.. valve will make us think its fake and then release it!
Where id isotope?!
You know where it is,don't you?
Anhyone read the near-impossible achievements? Good God, man!
IT'S A- Dammit…
But that update's a– YOU SON OF A BITCH.
The green letters are: R AIL GUN
I wonder what theyre saying……
It'll make no difference to me, because microsoft doesn't let Valve update TF2 for Xbox 360.
When valve find a way to get enough memory (or something like that) back, they will be able to update it! (Although, don't expect it to be free…)
Its why I moved from Xbox 360 to the PC version (that and I belive throwing jars of urine at people is my calling)
It will explod!
Objection!
There's a flaw in your story, what kind of dog can't swim!??
A hotdog
OBJECTION!!
A hot dog if in water stop being hot, therefor being a normal temperature dog, which can swim!!
And the Engineer will look down from his high standing position and say "Screw you, you stinkin' spy! I'm doing science!"
"Dammit, Spy's down!"
"It's okay, we can bring him back with… THE NECRONOMICON!"
Well I guess that's what happens when you tap his sentry… HE TAPS YO FACE… full of nails? More like blasts them in.
Army of Midgets Win.
Flawless Victory.
actually that is due to some Memory size problems and the fact that MS wants to fucking charge the company for every download (aka not free)
Serious James is serious
This comment is serious
Both of them are win
HOLD IT!
You all seem to be under the idea that the water is cold…
yet where is your decisive evidence that it is not boiling water?!
umm build one?
Oh I dunno mabey its implying that the nail gun is really a Rail Gun.
and yes. i know you're joking. on a completly unrelated note, it hurts just under my eye when I blink…..
ive got both so im fine
I think the Idle map joke was funnier.
What radioactive isotope is he using for that weapon?
my guess is carbon-14 or fluorine-18, he has the technology to do so.
being radioactive, it may have a poison effect, as such you cant just wait for it to end like fire. it slowly kills you until dead or a medic heals you.
Enjoy the Cake Update
http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u347/s-castro8...
Acid goes where?
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=You%20must%20be%20new.%2...
Here, have another. I bet that if engies actually had this update, this would come to be accomplished by many.
On a COMPLETELY UNRELATED NOTE, I slightly completely hate newcomers for killing spycrabs all the time.
Which really doesnt make sense because as updates are applied, more people will buy the 360 orange box. More people buying that means more revenue for MS. Hell, MS should be charged by TF instead!
Serious Sam's seariousness is seriouser.
Alliteration is actually an ample alleviation of angst and apathy.
I WILL GIVE BACK ISOTOP IF AGREE TO MY DEMANS TOO LATE!
Valve should really look into this….
the community really has good ideas on weapons…
a nailgun would fit engineer perfectly fine.
Ah. sorry then. it appears i did everything you said. i am sorry.
In conclusion, I am a bloody twit.
Sincerly, Ayanle Man
the nail gun would be awesome, like the medic with his needle gun.. i wish valve would stop goffing off with us and actually update
Gotcha!
I saw your hand list slightly to the left when you said Spy!
It's like you're subconsciously reaching for… a butterfly knife! And that's the murder weapon!
…Techerizer… YOU are the Spy!
*courtroom gasping, Klavier freaking out*
HOLD IT!
You almost had me there, making me loose my mind and confidence, but now i realise the truth, the dog COULD swim, but for the sake of this bamboozlement chose not to, because, THE PUPPY WAS A SPY!!
"Order! Order! Quiet down everyone, I will have order in this court!"
"Testicles. That is all…"
Hold it!
That's what was used to tap the sentry!
OBJECTION!
That could have been used to tap ANY sentry!
Take that!
Aha! But the Sentry in question turned at the time of tapping, leaving its tapper without a certain part!
I enter and exit insanity so many times, I'd be my own planet if I had a cookie every time (no one really understands just how many voices are in my head. I don't just listen to 2 people on my shoulders, I have a congress in my head!).
I have a gavel; your argument is invalid.
PINGAS!
Chuck that lot and get a democratic assembly; it's like a congress, but you get to behead people who don't have majority support.
lawlsfrenchrevolutionjokes
Objection
That was also used in the tapping! However, before we go any further, your honor, I would ask you one question, are you missing anything right now?
I've tried beheading… Trust me. The little bastards just grow them back. That's why I made them a congress, they'll never get anything done so I don't have to make tough decisions.
HOLD IT!!
Your honor, you do not have to answer anything, this man is obviously just trying to cause a revolt.
Objection
Your honor, the court must know the truth! Are you missing a part of your body?!
OBJECTION!
None of us would really want to see if he is.
<.< >.>
*whispering to clock* he knows too much…
*throws a chicken at AceOf Skulls*
Take that!
Midgets, you just gave yourself away. This chicken has the same color and size of feathers as those found at scene of the sentry tap… a rare length for a chicken and looking at the comments I noticed you didn't post there. Which leads me to believe only one thing… YOU'RE THE SPY!
Me?! THE SPY?!!>? How dare you make such an accusation after everything i have done for this cursed place!! You cannot understand what the truth is!!
Objection!
You proved yourself again, Midgets, or whoever you are. You forgot to use your fancy lawyer intergection at the beginning of your post. Either you are the spy or the judge is, and he can hurt still hurt my health bar with the gavel, so I sincerily doubt it's him. Haven't you played the PW games? There's always a red herring before the real criminal comes to light! You, sir are that criminal, or in this case THE SPY!
G-gah, all those years wasted, you are good… FINE! IT WAS I, BUT I ONLY TAPPED THE SENTRY BECAUSE THE MACHINE OFFERED ITSELF! DO YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO ALWAYS ZAP THE SAME MACHINE EVERYDAY AND GO HOME TO NOTHING?! THE SCOUT'S MOM NO LONGER WISHES TO START SEXUAL ACTIVITY, I HAVE TO BUY A NEW SUIT EVERY DAY, SO YES, FOR ONCE IDECIDED TO JUST MAKE THE MACHINE WORTH MY WHILE! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?!?!?!?!
Hey, MR. Racoon! It's Riot time!
huzzah! riot time!! :D
/thread
In Soviet Russia, page breaks you!
Dammit, I said /thread!!!
Erm… Objection?
OVERRULED!!!
NEVER!! WE PIERCED THROUGH THE WHITE PART OF THE SITE, NOW WE SHALL PIERCE THROUGH THE WINDOW ITSELF AND POST AT TEH FACE OF GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!
Long post is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG.
this post is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONGER
OURS ARE THE COMMENTS THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVANS!
DON'T BELIEVE IN US WHO BELIEVE IN THEM! DON'T BELIEVE IN THEM WHO BELIEVE IN US! WE MUST BELIEVE IN US WHO BELIEVE IN OURSELVES!!
Incidentally, I don't even watch that anime. Or any anime, for that matter. I just remember that line from a VG Cats comic.
VG cats made a Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagan comic? *goes*
Engineer=Science
Science=AWSM
AWSM=Nostalgia
Nostalgia=Bill Nye
So,
Engineer= Bill Nye?
Two, actually. One was just a small reference, and the other was a pretty long one (it's one of the Super Effective comics).
i do believe i haz radioactive nails in myh face!