Heya pizannos! It’s the Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
…Poor Lou, he’s “Doin’ The Mario” up in heaven now.
By Nick Soapdish
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 21, 2009 · 11:19 PM
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RIP Lou
Trying waaaaaay to hard, is there even any attempt at quality control on these Wolf one now?
What the hell Wolf! DX
Touch one more of my chilhood memories, just one more, and I'll fucking RIOT THE CRAP OUTTA YOU!!!!
*this ranting was brought to you by a pissed off guy*
DO THE MARIO! (Press Z or R twice)
*this ranting brought to you in part by*
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So Wolf killed a seventy year old man? I liked this meme better when he was just telling people they can't do various things, not implied murder.
Wolf is an Arwing pilot, and has killed many people. He has had a bounty on his head for about $3,000,000 dollars. He's the freaking anti-falcon, for crying out loud.
I wonder if he got Mama Luigi too.
And viewers like you.
HA HA HA, I am a horrible human being.
DO THE MARIO IS NOT A NOUN.
ALSO, WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY.
GOOD NIGHT.
CAN'T LET YOU TAINT MY NOSTALGIA, STAR WOLF
*punt*
Putting a dead man in a Halol? Low Blow…
It looks like Halolz submits anything they can get their hands on. This was just in bad taste.
Cant let you do that!
Don't swing your arms from side to side
Go away everybody, cant let you do that!
Don't take one step or back again
Cant let you do that! All together now!
you got it!
Cant let you do that!
Don't swing your arms from side to side
Go away everybody, cant let you do that!
Don't take one step or back again
Cant let you do that! All together now!
you got it!
Cant let you do that!
JUST LIKE THAAAAAT!
I was directed to you for my ticket to hell, by the way.
I was directed to you for my ticket to hell, by the way.
Hm…. ok let's see here. Yup I think you meet the criteria. Your posts in this submission should be enough. I'll send you some docs to sign in the mail and will come pick up end of days time in a couple of years.
Admittedly these offensive posts are really great as a recruitment drive.
Lou Albano layed on his deathbed with his friends and relatives beside him. In the sombre atmosphere that hung over the room like a Koopa Kid, none of Lou's companions could hold back the tears. Holding the hand of his beloved, he realises his time is drawing near. A smile slowly creeps across his weakened face, he wants to leave this younger generation with what they were fond of most- he's in no condition to wrestle, but he can still do the Mario. He begins to slowly swing his arms from side to side, and when he starts to struggle, his companions quickly come to aid him. In his last breaths, he realises what he has to do, quiet whisper emits from the mouth of this gentle giant, "Swing your arms… from side to side, come on… it's time to go…" Fearing the worst, his friends continue in unison, "Do the Mario!" Now something can be heard from Lou, quieter than a whisper, barely more than a breath, "Take one step…", a quick response, "And then again", and somehow, everyone is at ease. There's not a hint of sadness in the air, and the gathering of friends and relatives becomes a circle of joy, "Let's do the Mario, all together now!"
But in spite of this, a sharp silence falls upon the room, only to be lifted by Lou's response with a comforting, if quiet, "You got it!… It's the Mario!" He isn't aware of it, but everyone else can see it, his eyes are clouding over, he is growing short of breath, but the Captain battles on. "Do the… Mario! Swing… your… arms… from side… to side…"
Everyone can do nothing but listen to this great man's last words as they help him slowly, soothingly, swing his arms. "Come on…", his arms simply go limp, he has finally cought on that this is it. His final show. Captain Lou Albano's got to usher in a new generation. He gasps desperately to get his last words out, strangely appropriate to both him and his adoring audience, "It's… time… to go…"
;_;
I know, it is. Captain Lou must be swinging his arms from side to side in his grave.
*looks at the avatar*
:O
Doesn't anybody else think the Super Mario Bros. Super Show is just…full of amazing?
You sir, are now part of the common sense police…
welcome to the club.
BUT BEATRICE, MAGIC AND NOSTALGIA DOESNT EXIST.
is it funny? yes, so screw the grammar, it made me lol
you get that new heater installed yet? Its gonna be mighty cold on our way to hell without it.
Just, back away slowly, if he could take on Lou, i don't think we'd stand a chance D{=
Just, back away slowly, if he could take on Lou, i don't think we'd stand a chance D{=
Another one died? is this the start of the end of the world? D:
LOL, SURE IS JEALOUS PEOPLE HERE WHO -1'd CAUSE THEY CAN'T SPEND THEIR TIME MAKING BEAUTIFUL COMMENTS LIKE THIS.
That's right. Run cowards.
I JUST HOPE DAVID BOWIE DOESN'T DIE
D:
Whether that's what actually happened, or if you just wrote that on your own, I don't care. That was amazing.
*mancry*
…no words can describe….
and the letter C
im with ya bro (sobs)
yeah
i cant beleive it froze over
dont forget the letters F and U
I LIVE
you now realize you are ashamed for making fun of captain lou using the sinful ways of wolf.
Guys… I have terrible news…
It seems that Elvis has just died recently. *sobs*
Who will you take next cruel fate? Michael Jackson?
But a 76 year old entertainer? There's quite a difference between mercenary work and comic book villainy.
and the number OVERNINETHOUSAND
HEY LICK MY FROZEN METAL ASS
And C and K.
Untrue. They haven't posted my Wolf joke… bad as it was.
http://www.vgcats.com/super/?strip_id=26
Posted After just after MJ Died
Bad Taste was the 9/11 post
I heard that you mentioned Luigi!
ProfessorLuigi452
He came….
If you guessed it right, it's Masterluigi452.
My new screen name!
What do you think??
True, we will need to acclimatise for our destination. Although the camper van is getting so full the body heat generated by everyone being in close proximity may be enough.
Points for a Super Mario Bros. Super Show reference, but good god somebody kill Wolf and stop these things. The comma is unnecessary as well. Mario dance aside, still a FAIL.
Great, thanks for making me feel bad with your awesomely beautiful post that I would plus more then 1 if I could. Jerk!
and the number reply WHATNINETHOUSAND?!
IF you guessed it right? You have the same picture, description, e-peen, and numbers at the end of your screen name. It would take someone pretty damn stupid to get it wrong. [/angrycommonsenseguyrant]
Do we get jackets and stun batons?
I know what the end of the world would be. Someone just so happens to nuke the shit out of wherever the russians keep ther 2mil or so nukes, thet should be enough to end the world, for good.
I guess ed, i mean come on, theres only a 0.0000000000000001101000101011001010111010101010001% that you wouldn`t
Ohh well, hes dead already, i wonder how much you could sell his plastic face for?
orly?
Dont try to run, just submit, hes only gonna stop you from doing that aswell..
Yeah, but Dai said I should do it for awsomeness!
Bad.
1/5
not until you become a superior officer. newbies get toilet duty
The Sovereign will never die. EVER
up yours, this is awesome. OBVIOUSLY you've never been on this site for long, or you suck
LIKE YO FACE!!!
sinistar?!?
it's the exact same thing. hell, the Joker killed Heath Ledger, so why should this be any surprise?
also, TECHNICALLY, all wolf is doing is stopping the mario dance, not Lou from living
i still think the 9/11 things were hilarious, horrible as they were
i disagree. i've sent in maybe 4 or so things and only 2 have been posted. they do ACTUALLY CHECK what comes through here on a regular basis. just go look at the april fool's submissions and you'll see.
yes. yes there is.
what's kinda scary is that there's a guy in my school whose name is Lou Albano. i doubt he's any relation, but maybe it's worth a look. if he weren't so damn CREEPY i'd be more likely to ask
beautiful
*tears*
/salute The guy was a genius and made my childhood.
You know what's gonna happen now that you've said that?
Wolf won't let him do that.
Eh, the government owns my soul now >_>
Halolz put the Eff You in FUN ;D
Apparently I'm selling tickets now. Odd that…
It is indeed awesome :3 YOU DID WELL!!!
Hmm…I could use the extra cash >:3 *pulls out Zippospear* You'll get no sympathy from me!
Lou, you were indeed a legend in your own rights. Halolz salutes you!
Are people assuming that in your profession you are actually sending people there?
Otherwise the only objectionable thing you have done is have a negative 69 epeen, which I didn't believe to be that serious an offence. Or is it….
Nah, nothing involving my line of work. It started in a thread over in "Line Block is OP"
Look under midget's comment.
Can't Let You Do That, Stardust?
It does fit the meme! (if people actually know Ziggy Stardust).
Lol Don't you just luv eet!!!
Nice Futurama reference :P
Then swings their arms from side to side
quite rly
Thank you!
Oh Shawn you and your yugioh abridged and your 4chan
*cries himself to sleep*
We're safe as long as ol' Shigeru Miyamoto doesn't die.
Let us now have a moment of silence…to Do the Mario!
Well, America alone has enough nukes to destroy the world well over a hundred times. Most of Russia's warheads were hollow. Which proves that in the Cold War we were indeed fighting babies.
Grammir id nut impartint on ta inteerwibs.
Translation: Fuck grammar.
The implication by the 1933-2009 is that he stopped Lou from dancing by killing him. I know this isn't the case since Lou Albano was until recently a living breathing person and Wolf O'Donnell is a fictional character. At the poster didn't use the pic with Wolf holding a gun.
we need more then 1 plus one at our disposal for comments like this one.
all together now!
WHO IS HE I MUST KNOW!!
Manly tears, have been shed. you reminded me of when my pet rabbit Bukayla died.
*destroys zippospear*
I don't need your sympathy.
*Zippospear reforms in hand* Hehehe, You'll have to try harder than that.
You know….that one guy…with the face…and the hair…
Dai why go to the trouble, its just a wolfite.
*yells in the air*
SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!
*rumbling noise*
no, horses are terrible human beings
Inb4
Can't let you criticize this submisson, Cam
Reporter: Global Warming has taken a suddenly massive spike. The polar ice caps have melted to 25% of their former mass and planet wide flooding has been reported. California has also sunk into the ocean. In the aftermath of this huge natural disaster, we can only ask ourselves: What have we done?
A few hours earlier…
Okay…he asked for it. *charges Zippospear to maximum power and hurls it at Rofl* Ultimate Weapon of Destruction: Wrath of the Zippo Empire!!!
I was told we were fighting men!
*Does a barrel roll and dodges*
As do I. And you may notice that this post and the 9/11 ones are both by nick soapdish.
Just a wolfite?
Good sir, I am wolf's high priest, and you will refer to me as such.
Now that would imply murder. The 1933-2009 just shows that he is dead.
Neither of those are Shawn's.
An anti-wolfite, huh?
Alright, away with you! I SMITE THEE!
*pulls out rat flail and proceeds to beat bleeker mercilessly.
Mario?
Man *sob* that's beautiful.
If I could, I would give you a 100 e-peen right now
Did all comments just dissapeared?!
:O
HACK!
I guess ID accidentally our comments.
Thats deep man….
My God, this was simply amazing. You, sir, just won the internet.
RIP Lou.
I wonder, if the world ws destroyed, id probably still be stuck on an island, but instead of being in the middle of the ocean, id be in the middle of space.
exactly. the dates just show his lifespan, not that wolf killed him
All the awesome people are dying off in 2009. D:
The question is why & who's next?
GAME OVER
Player Name
—L.O.U.—
Insert (1) more coins
…you sir…are epic…
Its not supposed to be a noun.
DONT JINX IT. UMM HE MEANT STEVE JOBS!
I made a horrible miscarriage joke to, but that's less remembered.
Dude…A moment of silence for the Great Lou Albano….He will be missed.
So then, how is Wolf not letting him dance? The implication is that wolf is responsible for the condition where he can't do the Mario, and that condition is that he is dead.
Oh, ja, the Wolf joke…
At my old school, I had one classmate whose name was James Brown, and I knew him around the time that the singer James Brown died. I mocked him for a few weeks saying "Ha ha, you're dead."
Actually, I think it shows that Wolf is acknowledging his death and mocking him, not being responsible for it.
Best. Post. Ever!
You may also have the new high score.
It was even harder during the development process.
This bong, however…
*insert Ctrl+Alt+Del reference here*
That slowpoke is a Spy!
Can't let you use that, pain reliever!
*lights flamethrower*
All set!
The N is a lie. No one likes the N.
Many, many tears have been shed.+1 for you.You sir, have the respect of this whole community.We salute you.
Badonk has a +109 so no
Yeah, but this is the single highest +1'd comment. the +109 was technically over a few posts.
The man was great, so CRY SOME MORE!
Juuuust killed it, didn't I?
Now he's 99, and just before I arrived here to comment, Daifuku grew from 104 to 105! GO FOR THE RECORD!!!
And lo, may your moves be blessed.
I'm just an unpaid vigilante… with tasers, a rocket launcher, and a Sandman.
And Bill Gates.
Can't let you burn that, Star Wolf! "borrows Jarate from Badonk*
Smash Ball, anyone? Landmasters don't grow on trees when trying to crush infidels!
If any video game line fits Lou Albano, this is it:
YOU DESERVE A MEDAL!
I thought they get a boot to the head.