It’s a long and tedious chart… but it’s effective!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 20, 2009 · 7:09 AM
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OH man thats awesome! XD
If that flow chart is correct, then you wont add ANYONE.
Why is it always Xbox? Why can't it be PS3?
Not making fun of my country? Oh that'd be a good day. *stays here, in Mexico, waiting for a good friend invite*
…No, I'll resist it this time. But know this Midgets! The chart is what saved you!
Because PS3's online network operates smoothly and has less retards running around.
lol xbawks.
Thank you! :)
im usually in the "refrained from being obnoxious category" but some times i go for the "making fun of people in a creative way" sect instead… as long as its creative its funny
i dont know about operating smoothly… once you have a good internet connection ive never had any network problems
as for less retards running around… ive never played a game like killzone on PS3 but i have played halo enough to know that the more people you get in a game, the more idiots seem to show up… so just wait to see if MAG has audio capabilities and if it does… lets see… big team battle in halo is 16 players… mag is 256 players… 16 times more annoying. honestly i really hope they just put no audio at all so you can all enjoy such a large scale experience… but i doubt it :-\\ so good luck meeting your entire community at once
i dont know about operating smoothly… once you have a good internet connection ive never had any network problems
as for less retards running around… ive never played a game like killzone on PS3 but i have played halo enough to know that the more people you get in a game, the more idiots seem to show up… so just wait to see if MAG has audio capabilities and if it does… lets see… big team battle in halo is 16 players… mag is 256 players… 16 times more annoying. honestly i really hope they just put no audio at all so you can all enjoy such a large scale experience… but i doubt it so good luck meeting your entire community at once
DOUBLE NEGATIVE OVERLOAD
Hmm… that would explain why i have so few friends…or it might be my constant use of racist comments aimed at squeaky 12 year olds… nah ill go with the chart
Can I be your friend? I promise not to make fun of your country. I'll accept your friend request as long as doing so won't incriminate me with any drug cartel.
Whoops….. sorry…..
its not racist if its at 12 year olds… i think thats called agist?
What's funny is I only own a 360, but I'm a sony fan (the PS1 was my first console). The reason I hate the 360 is less about the hardware and more about the online. It's the only console with subscription based online. Valve tried to get free stuff on the marketplace but Microsoft made them attach a price tag to it. ODST was supposed to be an expansion pack at a significantly less cost, but Microsoft never let Bungie have full rights over Halo. The online is full of shrill voiced 10 year olds that like Hollywood don't seem to get that profanity doesn't make them sound smart, and in fact has the opposite effect. If you ever play when your console's offline, say goodbye to any achievements you've earned. I've had perfect internet connection and still lost connection to servers online. Plus they think that one month of Live makes up for having to send in a console for repairs (plus, its hard to tell what 1 month really means. If you put in your code near the end of the day, you still lose your subscription at the beginning of the expiration day and somehow the 30 day rule doesn't apply for Feb).
Uhhhh….. chalupas?
lol, online is not filled with 10 year olds… but it is quite saturated with them, in fact i normally play without a headset when i go online (which is why i cant play L4D too often cause they boot you for it) just because i dont really want to hear anyone unless i know them already… i actually tend to try to target people on mics when i play
is it weird that i have a friend on live that is under 16, but is very mature?
is it weird that i have a friend on live that is under 16, but very mature?
Wii Flowchart
You meet a random person
Want to add this person as a friend? -> Yes -> Um….no. Fat chance, buddy
Want to message this person -> Yes -> HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Want to talk to this person? -> Yes -> WTF is wrong with you?!? You just don't get it do you?
Adding a real life friend
First trade individual 16 digit codes for every game offline!!! Then after a long authentication process give them a phone call every time you want to play!!! But don't worry! It's not like most games have online anyway!
Flame Disclaimer: The Wii is the only this gen console I own
We'll wait forever man =b
"Have they resisting using your mother as a punchline?"
Pffft, who wants friends anyway? <_<
I tend not to speak over Xbox live for that reason.
Not really. I've met people under 16 that are quite mature, and people over 20 more annoying than most 4 year olds.
Really? People boot you for not having a headset in L4D? That never happens to me.
Really? People boot you for not having a headset in L4D? That never happens to me.
And I find 10 year olds concentrate themselves in Halo 3 mostly.
calling random 12 year olds *Censorship!!!* *Watermelon!* or *OH LAWDY!* isnt bad?
My personal flowchart:
Match played—> Friend request received—-> 99% of time DENY
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1% of time: Felt contestant was worthy, accept friend request, ignore for eternity
My personal flowchart:
Match played—> Friend request received—-> 99% of time DENY
otherwise….
1% of time: Felt contestant was worthy, accept friend request, ignore for eternity
My personal flowchart:
Match played—> Friend request received—-> 99% of time DENY
otherwise….
1% of time: Felt contestant was worthy, accept friend request, ignore for eternity
Where is the "It's a girl" option?
Ahahahaha! That really slaps me on the knee, mostly because it's more or less exactly the thought process I go through.
No, but it's rare.
I only own the wii as well… I'm so lonely.. T-T
Your mother.
ps3 has no games thus no online play
i love it when people say stuff like "i have a black friend, my black friend said so its ok"
i just get a good laugh out of it lol
Following the logic of this flow chart….nobody on Earth or all the universe is a possible candidate to be added as a friend. Interesting.
I'm a lot more mature then most people I freaking see on Live. I'm under 16, and I never make "YOUR MOM!" jokes.
I get happy whenever anyone makes one towards me, especially involving the mating dance. Immediate reply; "My mom's dead, you jerk." Absolute lie, but hey, makes me laugh at their responses.
I'm a lot more mature then most people I freaking see on Live. I'm under 16, and I never make "YOUR MOM!" jokes.
I get happy whenever anyone makes one towards me, especially involving the mating dance. Immediate reply; "My mom's dead, you jerk." Absolute lie, but hey, makes me laugh at their responses. I'd talk about the other things, but I don't wanna bore you.
oh thats pretty bad… i would tell you what one of my friends says (hes part black so its okay) but im white and i dont think i can explain that stuff… even on the internet
all i can say is the one i remember the most involves basketball, education, and college scholarship…
Oh dear god lies!
32 people can play Killzone at once and 40 for Resistance and PS3 headsets sound like shit. I'd take a team full of Halo-tards or L4Dumbasses than those idiots….
so very true Mr. Soapdish
That would be irritating to say the least.
Really?!? Let's trade codes!
My code for Brawl is 1890gfnahvb801
Mario Kart is 46omg457wt-0e78fbbq731
Excitebots is 0877h29b71nv-91
and the code for my actual wii is th1s1s50rid!cul0u5
Now you trade me all your ridiculous numbers and we can get online and NOT talk to each other.
Would it be any funnier if said friend was a Jew? :3
Soapdish has jokes XD
I only own a Wii too, BUT I have real life friends to play games with… on their 360's
Usually if someone pulls the dead card I do something along these lines.
"…dead? Sweet! I'll get mah shovel!"
…Or, we could all just say fuck the X-Box and go on our 'puters and play TF2. Like real men.
There is always the single exception to the rules. Too bad he's dead D:
Mexico has internet?
All girls online are FBI agents and 40 year old virgins living in their mothers basements. FACT!!!
lol you said Jew
I have tf2 on the xbox 360. Does that count?
My computer doesn't play games.
Last time I went to see my cousin, they did. Haven't seen them in a bit though.
Last time I went to see my cousin, they did. Not sure about now.
Lies!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/513022
*dials number* Sir! Our cover's been blown! We must abort the mission! What? No, I was just-- *sigh* Yes sir. We'll bring the Dungeons and Dragons books too along with the dice, cheetos and mountain dew.
*Due to mass suicide.
well hes like the "lovable scamp" character… like bender from futurama
My point.
Reference!
Hmm….may as well count. It's the only redeeming game for the X-Box.
O_e
That…was the most concentrated mass of denial I have ever witnessed. How in the name of Ike's sympathy did I overlook this all these years? I blame my lack of creativity with the search bar.
PS: Anyone who replies to my statement on the above NG animation with "YOU LIE!!" shall feel the raw, unfettered might of my Fanboy Rage.
I don't fully understand what that response is intended to mean, but I have a gut feeling that it involves necrophilia, zombie jokes, and/or other disturbing material.
…..But you never get any sympathy from Ike. So you do indeed lie.
No offense but a truly mature person wouldn't need to say they are mature.
NOPE! I'm on xbox live a few times. I'm a 22 year old white female. I may suck at playing halo and vegas, but at least I have fun. BUT I'm too poor to have my own xbox live so I use my friends. And he knows how many times a guy has said "are you a girl?"
The choice "is it a girl?" should be on there. Because believe it or not, girls play. Like me. The next chioce should be "is she hot?" and assuming she's not really old or married, you just scored! (btw…I'm a 22)
LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :O
Chris Hansen is on their friend list. FACT!
Someone needs to do this for Steam.
She's undercover…
Except Chicago Ted…
In before it's a trap
Under my covers >:3
*nod*
Are you sure? I thought the enigma of Daifuku's mind was so unimaginable that any scientists who attempted to comprehend it were transformed into anthro Zippocats.
Does that mean I'm slightly mature?
Makes sense. My Mom's genes of being serious mixed with my Dad's genes of Making Poo Jokes. He's gonna be in Mid-Life soon, and he's STILL making poo jokes.
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