Text translation: “Sniper-kun!” “W-what are you doing?”
By frzdragon, submitted and translated by deadsy
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 18, 2009 · 12:48 PM
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The best part is that the spy forgot to bring up his Dead Ringer because he was so distracted.
Initially I was concerned, as I was under the impression the comic ended after the suggested kiss frame, but boy was I relieved when he broke his neck.
The Sniper, being an avid hunter and sniper (Duh), learned his tricks of the trade in tracking down the big boys.
And then he proceeds to snap their neck.
*snap*
First I WTF'd
Then I lol'd.
The last frame just put the seal on for me, that cracked me up.
I was going to say they were gay when they actually did it.
But I laughed at the end.
Sniper's face is priceless.
First I WTF'd
Then I lol'd.
The last frame just put the seal on for me, that cracked me up.
Edit: Didn't even realize I put a bad pun in the last sentence (cracked).
It would appear that not even Team Fortress 2 is safe from yaoi; regardless of its use as a joke in this particular instance, it is extraordinarily discomforting to think that Rule 34 still applies to our TF2.
nothing is ever safe from rule 34
i was going to post a gay refrance but i realized there was more
and then the lols
Sapper on Sentry.
Oh yeah.
YAOUI SAPPIN MAH TF2
Sadly, Spy is REALLY into S&M
its more likely than you think
OLAWD
Yaoi: Ruining every character you once admired
Man, here I was scared of a possible kiss, and then the "crack" surprised me so hard my stomach hurts laughing XD
Well, it IS Rule 34 after all…
Suit & Mask?
Dagggh! Too many little men in this game!
Just wait 'till you see Scout and Heavy….
I'm going to turn around… close this tab… and never look at this picture again.
I'm so very scared.
I love the sudden change in art style to the thin line manga-everything-looks-effeminate, then suddenly back to normal american style comics. XD
4/5
About time the Sniper caught a 'break'.
In before that sniper's a spy
Heavy: CRY SOME MOAR!!!
For a second, I'd thought I'd see something like Yaranaika (SRSLY DO NOT SEARCH FOR IT, it's disgusting) after the last anime panel, but I am relieved.
Sad thing is, I have bought worse shit than this >_> Good thing it wasn't for me o_o
Haha! One of the most popular yaoi TF2 pairings done so hilariously. Would have worked just as well with medic and scout in sniper's spot. Those are also pretty popular pairings.
Scout: BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!
At least they didn't show Sniper covering the Spy in piss or anything…. eurgh…
Heavy: OH NO! SO MUCH BLOOD!!!
*oof*
L-le, Leo058-kun!
Scout: 'Ey look at me ma!
This is made of pure win.
First I seriously went "WTF" but then I lol'd.
"The Difference is that one's a mental sickness and the other is a profession."
And then I snap your neck? :D
You're so goooood with you hand ;D
Now that's just brilliant.
Gotta love the irony :D
http://noshoe4you.deviantart.com/art/Rule-34-In-m…
First comes the cringe, then the lolz
I did this once in Dodgeball.
FIRST I SERIOUS'D
THEN I LOL'D
Now there's a dispenser I wouldn't want to erect. O_o
Heavy: "Ooohhhh, run, run, I'm coming for you!"
Gotta love the irony :D
http://noshoe4you.deviantart.com/art/Rule-34-In-m…
Free Yaoui Check!!
Over 9000 scans please.
AHAHA OMG The expression on the faces in the last panel are just.. AHAHAHA
SO KAWAII~
AM I CUTE UGUU~
DESU~
AM I CUTE~ UGUU~
lolz
"I'll see American Style Comics back on Halolz if I have to murder every one of these goddamn animals with my own bare hands!"
Nyoro~n
D:
Jarate… or golden shower?
Not even Japanese people say desu anymore.
…There is no way I am not definitely considering not looking anything but that up.
If I go blind, I'm suing you.
haha, good shot! XD
How about Soldier & Demo?
Scout: I'm a freakin' blur here!
Scout: "I'm a freakin' blur here!"
FUCKIN WEEABOO BULLSHITZ
first i was almost vomiting an at the blank part ithought t didn`t loaded or it was cwensored but after i scrolled down i lol`d so hard that i woke my parents
Ka-RATE!
Well there goes my idea for my Tf2 Yaoe fanfict
Well there goes my idea for my Tf2 Yaoi fanfict
*Spy arrives at the Pearly Gates*
Gatekeeper: Okay, normally I ask people how they died, but your story's such a hit that everyone up here knows already. So, I guess I'll just skip it.
Spy: So…do I get in, or what?
Gatekeeper: Oh, I'm not part of the Judgement crew. For that, you'll want to see Mr. Aurion in his office. Just go down the right-hand hall; seventh door on the right.
よりよい よりも ジャラチ。
Standin' around like a bloody idiot!
Yeah, good to know he's getting "ahead" in life.
My reaction: "What is this I don't… AHAHAHAHA!"
And yet japanese teachers insist we use it.
You always hurt the ones you loathe.
no to me it was lol, wtf and then a lol
i vometed
I was scared that the Sniper would use ja[i]rape[/i]. D:
I was scared that the Sniper would use ja[i] rape [/i]. D:
I was scared that the Sniper would use jarape D:
At least he isn't into V&W.
Vine and Whip.
OH YES! USE BACKSTAB!
That's Gardenia's thing.
*puts shells into shotgun*
its yaoi fangirl hunting season!
and i will kill with out mercy!
And Crystal.
…All of them are female. Further proof that Pokemon is indeed for kids.
Badum-TISH!
I almost vomited when I saw the panels before the last, but laughed my ass off at the end. Also, wow, Anime looks good for TF2. I'd like to see other classes drawn like that (Minus terrifying Fan-Girl slash bullshit)
O_o *twitch* WTF SHAWN?!?!
But I lol'd. Who wouldn't?
Don't be scared. I will guide you through this.
Is no one safe from Spy's animal magnetism?
Its not what you think… the sniper is on the spy's assassination list.
But the spy is not merciless, first he lights aromatherapy candles and SEDUCES the sniper
into total compliance, he satisfys his lusty cravings in ways No woman ever has before.
At the apex of sexual ecstasy the only sound he will hear is the snapping of his own neck.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
Then he's off to hump George Lucas in the mouth
FOR AMERICA!
And how would you know that….
I'm surprised that Shawn didn't use the "disturbing" tag.
ya stole mah joke
Someone better dial whine-one-one and call the whaaaaambulance!
Don't be afraid, you will like it ;)
uguu…line repeated several times in kanon…can't remember anyone of the characters names (dam japaness names so confusing to remember…y can't they all have simple names like tim) anyways i liked kanon, but what does it have to do with this topic?
I just got that reference…
I was scared that the Sniper would use jarape D:
Jarate Bukkake :3
Reference!
Yeah….
You kind of lost me there…
Pfft…weaklings :P
And now he's here to (bleep) US!
im sick so i was gonna puke anyway
….or WOULD YOU?!?!
NO
Crabs are just way to attactive
NO
Crabs are just way to attractive
once again, your avatar makes your comments that much more awesome
they know nothing!!!
And Erika's, too.
The Engineer would.
After facewrenching the Spy.
I'm…NOT…a doctor!
It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.
I think the fact that Spy didn't fight back says something. After all:
"He's only capable of taking on big, burly men from behind? Sounds pretty suspect if you ask me…" -Sniper, on the Spy's battle tactics
But one thing this strip DOES prove is that the Sniper isn't gay at all; he's definitely "head"erosexual.
"KA_BOOM!!!"
"You deserve a medal!"
"KA-BOOM!!!"
"You deserve a medal!"
Just as I was beginning to think that panels seven through twelve were the most disturbing representations of Team Fortress 2 I have ever seen, I discovered this jarring image, created by the same person who made this comic:
http://frzdragon.deviantart.com/art/TF2-teehee-12…
This leads me to conclude that nothing is, or ever will be, sacred on the Internet.
CRY SUM MOAR
nothing really,
saw a japanese yaoi reference in one of the panel's
thought i might piss people off spamming japanese references they dont get, put it in a submission where it atleast fits the japanese genre.
All that I can say is…. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
NO!
"ENGLISH MOTHER@#%*#), DO YOU SPEAK IT!"
Tan-tan-tanuki no kintama waaa….
Si.
why dont'cha come over and spray that in my face tough guy BONK
and then the scoot did a backflip off his motercickle and fall onto the heavys glastenung bodey
i dont get it
yeah paul you tell that paul
spy is it possible to find love on the battle field?
You posted the link before!
NEIN!
Indeed :3
….you sure it's not yiff?
rapings a good jobe mate
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight…
but you are a macodaty!
My God, Link_09….WE'VE BEEN TROLLED!
Oh my gosh, these comments are amazingly hilarious.
For those wondering, it says "It's better than Jarate."
Jawohl.
…DONE.
I'm +1-ing you and never returning to this comment page again.
Apparently not looking at the picture isn't enough.
At least that'll keep Lucas's mouth shut.
The goggles… they do NOTHING! *reaches for the eyebleach*
"NO I MUST SAP THE SENTRIES!" The Spy shouted.
"NO SPY!" the announcer said, "YOU ARE THE SENTRIES!"
…What has been pictured can never be un-pictured. >.>
I was hoping the internet would kill my imagination so I couldn't visualize things like this.
This is not Furaffinity.
"I know we gotta move, but I gotta heal you."
"Oh, God, God, let's get you back up on your feet!"
Did you know that Daifuku is one of the leading reasons for eye-bleach use?
And yet one of our gods is a fur. Odd that.
Either way, he'll never be the head of a major corporation.
wouldn't that be Jarkkake?
not really… the spy is french
"HEAVYXMEDIC FOREVER DESU~ DESU~ KAWAII DESU~!"
"Oh thank our almighty GOD that he brutally MURDERED the guy instead of being a goddamn FAGGOT!"
how disappointing…. I thought I was going to see to pretty guys kiss OH MY GOD DID I JUST TYPE THAT OUT LOUD??!?!
Oui.
да
not by much tho…
thaks godness that it ended in not a gay way.
What would the others be?
Aside from Kirby untooned.
Como?
Honestly, I was afraid it would be something like goatse.
And if you value your SANITY, i do not recommend looking that up.
Seriously.
Now someone is going to do a Wolf joke with this.
Quid?
I can't bleach my mind's eye, no matter how hard I try.
Accidental rhyming FTL.
I already renounced that.
I can't help it. I'm genetically inclined to renounce religions.
inb4jicama
this made me lol.
WHY DO I MISS ALL THE GOOD SUBMISSIONS?
O.o DICABLES!
Kirby untooned, please explain.
No links or pictures please.
YABBA YABBA MY ICING.
OHGODNO
panels 1-6: OH SHI-lol
panels 6-12: Is this?
panel 13: *is too busy on the floor, laughing*
That's what HE said.
The most horrible, ungodly creature that would ever walk the Earth.
Haha! Iambic pentameter!
Except, apparently, the Wings of Valmar :P
Dude… I was browsing dA for TF2 comics one day, and I stumbled upon this girl who's whole gallery was SniperxMedic.
Can't let you do that, gay Spy. *CRACK*
assboogers!!!
…..Rosy O'Donald?
She'll fall soon. Perhaps.
Depends on when I stop liking Grandia II.
…Yeah, never gonna happen.
And then Spy was a sentry.
Not really…
Star Jones.
mars7a, imagine what Kirby would look like in real life. ..The answer is "horrifying."
Close enough. Shakespeare was never spot on himself and he was one of the big users of iambic pentameter.
lolz love this
Stabbings and Masks?
I bet he'd like the movie Halloween.
you fucking fanboys posting about how much "omg gross gayy!!!" there is in this comic is far funnier than the comic itself.
thanks for raging over something stupid and providing many a lol for us fangirls watching you from afar!
It has some charm don`t ya think……
It make you wonder what at the end so…..
nothing else to say…. If I say it I`m gonna be hated here XD
yeah you tell it! It's like some kind of double standard or something. All of these fucking fanboys going "OH NOES TEH GAYZ!!1one" pffft. I myself am fond of this pairing but I find this shit hilarious. So all of you whiny twelve year olds grow the fuck up or don't even be on the internet if you can't handle it
He did!(?)
O,O
o.o
._.
why…
No, that would be your mother!
Dear lord, your a madman!
Don't act like that.
I have nightmares that Daifuku forces me to look at endless piles of horrible imagery.
I believe he may be able to traverse dreams…
Ouch… must you, Senax?
He IS the most powerful among us…
Agreed. Evil mastermind pose+strange, ominous comments=WIN
Really, Kage? Really?
Amen, brother. Imagine Heavy on Scout O_O
Heavy: "I love KABOOM!"
Cloaked spy nearby: "Excellent!"
I believe it…
Nor Edgar Allan Poe, the poet whose yearbook caption would read: "Most likely to publish a thesaurus."
Ова не е веќе смешно!
Yes. Yes I must.
God damn anons ruining the jokes! Get the hell out of here!
Dumbass anons are dumbasses.
Get the fuck out of here.
Look, he's not that… What the hell? Did I just get slapped with and e-peen? …crap.
Hey… Dai, I didn't mean anything by that comment above. You know that, right? (please don't e-peen slap me again. It's a feeling that lingers)
Daifuku:
He slaps people with and e-peen.
With and e-peen.
Dai badonk'd Badonk… that's just how edgey and badass he is. -,-
No, what really makes him so edgy and badass is the fact that he is the master of both win and fail. At the same time. He's both witty and obvious.
Yuri: making every character you once admired that much better.
Your missing the point.
He slaps people WITH AND e-peen.
Yeah, I know I messed up the spelling. I'm suffering from insomnia and haven't gotten a decent nights sleep in 4 days. Excuse my grammer mistakes.
It's ok.
We all get our cases where and insomnia week hits us or such.
At least you do it with class…
Amen, brother!
Não.
Não.
KILL IT WITH FIRAGA! *Lights Guji on fire*
YES! YES!
…and hes NOT a real DR.
U COME FROM FROM SA WHALE FAMILY DEEP IN OCEAN U R EVIL U MAKE ME MAD AND U MAKE ME ANGRY!!!!
very constructive opinion
man, I really was worried this was some crap yaoi, glad it was only a neck snap
What if they were gay to begin with?