Ha! This is a screenshot of a live website with a review by Louis! (and the other survivors if you read farther down.) I guess the only thing really surprising about his write-up is this he gave Mercy Hospital two stars!
Submitted by my friend SavageSparrow!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 17, 2009 · 3:16 PM
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For some reason, this was better than Louis' visit to Safeway. At Safeway, when he went to the meat department, they tried to make him the main course. He only gave that place 1 star.
Hey, look on the bright side, there could've been smelly people with lassos and insane people with hoodies jumping you for meth.
At least there were peelz.
They don't want their customers to kill themselves. They just wanted to finish what they started.
So much…. naked….. zombie ass…..*_*
He gave it two stars because it had peelz here.
If you look at the website, Bill reviewed twice. Once as NamVet and once as WilliamOverbeck.
If you do look at the website, be sure to look at Zoey's. It's hilarious, if a little short.
Well if you look at the positives:
Don't have to pay if you don't have insurance
Your organs don't go to waste!
I still hate it. Even if there were peelz.
If you visit the website, you can see Bill's, Zoey's, and Francis's reviews
<a href="http://my.citysearch.com/members/public/profile/N…” target=”_blank”>http://my.citysearch.com/members/public/profile/N…
<a href="http://my.citysearch.com/members/public/profile/F…” target=”_blank”>http://my.citysearch.com/members/public/profile/F…
<a href="http://my.citysearch.com/members/public/profile/Z…” target=”_blank”>http://my.citysearch.com/members/public/profile/Z…
Cheer up guys. Your visits weren't nearly as bad as the zombies there.
<a href="http://my.citysearch.com/members/public/profile/H…” target=”_blank”>http://my.citysearch.com/members/public/profile/H…
Note: I submitted this one ^
Francis: I hate hospitals
Cheer up survivors. At least your visit wasn't as bad as the zombies there.
http://my.citysearch.com/members/public/profile/H…
Yes I did write this one
Louis is complaining about the pills?
He's obviously a Spy.
Lol. Spamming a hospital's profile….
FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!
Lol. Spamming a hospital's profile….
[b]For great justice!!![b]
Lol. Spamming a hospital's profile….
For great justice!!!
They won't go to waste. They'll just be ripped out and mutilated in ways that would make Satan go insane
The review by Francis was the best, even if he didn't hate doctors, lawyers, cops, vans, the water, subways, trains.
I liked the fact that he was positive about vests though.
Wow, that was harsh. No mercy at all.
Tempted to give this a one. You don't fuck with Pittsburgh. But no one enjoys getting a one on their submission. I'm a great person. Please compliment me.
Damn, if you read the last comments, you will see that it is a real hospital with real bad reviews. They said the employees don't care for their patients.
At least his hospital gave peelz, only thing i got was an IV drip. Although the guy in the next room greatly resembled a boomer, he was fat and kept vomiting
I don't even think the peelz made up for their experience.
Francis: I hate spies.
Ok, now we move on to an Airport profile :3
Hilarious 5 stars
by Nick Soapdish
I found this submission funny and clever. It lacked Falcon Punches, Wolf and Spies for a change of pace and Pills was spelled correctly.
I found this extremely amusing. Would view again.
The guns were there for the people who didnt pay
The guns were there for the people who couldnt pay
More people are jumping on the bandwagon! If you check now theres the Witch's review and the Boomer's.
Take that for having a hospital like the one in a video game! We know you've done nothing wrong but we spam you anyway. Muahaha!
Personally, I preferred Zoey's, if only because of the Zombie bullshit reference.
Too much effort for a not funny and predictable joke
mercy hospital is just like the warehouse in pineapple express… just guns laying around fully loaded and everything
Yet another [legit] organization falls prey to boredom and geeks.
at least they're high achievers
Internet justice strikes again.
Francis: I hate healthcare services.
What has been seen cannot be unseen
The only character Francis plays is the Sniper. He's got a vest.
to be fair, the hospital had 3 real reviews, and they were all ones. the only high-star review was a guy saying he liked the place because he got an achievement for pushing a tank off the roof.
Gah, I don't even know what to say. Pure win. There, I said it. And I'm off now. x3
after these reviews, the hospital later was shut down from "lack of patients"
same here
HI BILLY MAYS'S GOST HERE WITH OXI-CLEAN EYES!
OH NO THOSE WERE YOUR CHILDHOOD MEMORIES TAINTED MY THAT HORRIBLE PICTURE!
ONE USE OF OXI-CLEAN EYES WILL GET THOSE UNTOONED VISIONS OUT OF THERE!
TIRED OF EYEBLEACH FAILING YOU? WELL OXI-CLEAN EYES WONT FAIL YOU!WITH ITS SPECIAL MIX OF INGREDIANTS IT USES RAW PAIN TO MAKE YOU FORGET ABOUT THE LAST 15 MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE.
ORDER NOW!!!
FOR ORDERING CALL 1-800-867-5309
+1 for anyone who gets hidden refrance
He probably pees in jars, too.
…..how did you know my 800 number? -.-
Sheer.
Comedic.
GOLD!
5 STAR'D!!!
Don't forget the van.
NO! NOT KIRBY UNTOONED!!!
Did I guess the reference?
Straight up, Pittsburgh is awesome :D
Man I hate when screaming employees jump over the counter and try to eat you.
Minor characters like Chicago Ted and the Chopper pilot are reviewing now. Even people from other games are jumping on the bandwagon. There's a BLU spy, for some reason.
WAAARGGHHHHHHH
by TAAAAANNNKKARGHHH
me am be danjerous now
me not hurt wen stairs fell down
me pushed by you
me hit hit
me broke nose
soon you be dead
* Pros: SQUISHY MEAT
* Cons: firefirefirefirefire
Mee wurst troll evurr
nobudy pay brijj tole
me nott sceary enuf
me gett drunc an kil sellf
troll douwn.
no its a song refrance and dai was kinda close to the refrance
its a refrance, can you get it
867-5309…. its from a song but I can't remember what song or who it's by……
just think
DAMN YOU TOMMY TWO TONE!!!! O:<
Oh! I c whut u did thar :3
….Did he explode?
….So you gave it a 2?
It's Tommy Tutone-8675309 Jenny
It's Tommy Tutone-8675309 Jenny
But that's still damn close to my 800 number >_>
close.
somone finally got it
Eh, Francis' & Bill's were funnier.
Soapdish DA? Nice.
68 COMMENTS BY VALVE-RELATED PEOPLE!?
What have we done?
well there was some kind of explosion, and a flat-line noise…
…..any good loots?
Ah, man! I missed the joke, and the hospital deleted most of the reviews. Anyone have a cache of them to make into a photo?
It did have peelz.
Awwwww, those bastards removed the joke.
Heh… more people are putting up new ones.
Lol.
Peelz?
They disappeared!? Plz help mez!!!! I want to read them XD
The review by Zoey is better than the reviews by REAL PEOPLE. That's the scariest part of that joke!
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