Ha! This is a screenshot of a live website with a review by Louis! (and the other survivors if you read farther down.) I guess the only thing really surprising about his write-up is this he gave Mercy Hospital two stars!
Submitted by my friend SavageSparrow!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 17, 2009 · 3:16 PM
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For some reason, this was better than Louis' visit to Safeway. At Safeway, when he went to the meat department, they tried to make him the main course. He only gave that place 1 star.
Hey, look on the bright side, there could've been smelly people with lassos and insane people with hoodies jumping you for meth.
At least there were peelz.
They don't want their customers to kill themselves. They just wanted to finish what they started.
So much…. naked….. zombie ass…..*_*
He gave it two stars because it had peelz here.
If you look at the website, Bill reviewed twice. Once as NamVet and once as WilliamOverbeck.
If you do look at the website, be sure to look at Zoey's. It's hilarious, if a little short.
Well if you look at the positives:
Don't have to pay if you don't have insurance
Your organs don't go to waste!
If you visit the website, you can see Bill's, Zoey's, and Francis's reviews
<a href="http://my.citysearch.com/members/public/profile/N…” target=”_blank”>http://my.citysearch.com/members/public/profile/N…
<a href="http://my.citysearch.com/members/public/profile/F…” target=”_blank”>http://my.citysearch.com/members/public/profile/F…
<a href="http://my.citysearch.com/members/public/profile/Z…” target=”_blank”>http://my.citysearch.com/members/public/profile/Z…
Cheer up guys. Your visits weren't nearly as bad as the zombies there.
<a href="http://my.citysearch.com/members/public/profile/H…” target=”_blank”>http://my.citysearch.com/members/public/profile/H…
Note: I submitted this one ^
Francis: I hate hospitals
Cheer up survivors. At least your visit wasn't as bad as the zombies there.
http://my.citysearch.com/members/public/profile/H…
Yes I did write this one
Louis is complaining about the pills?
He's obviously a Spy.
The review by Francis was the best, even if he didn't hate doctors, lawyers, cops, vans, the water, subways, trains.
I liked the fact that he was positive about vests though.
Wow, that was harsh. No mercy at all.
Tempted to give this a one. You don't fuck with Pittsburgh. But no one enjoys getting a one on their submission. I'm a great person. Please compliment me.
Damn, if you read the last comments, you will see that it is a real hospital with real bad reviews. They said the employees don't care for their patients.
At least his hospital gave peelz, only thing i got was an IV drip. Although the guy in the next room greatly resembled a boomer, he was fat and kept vomiting
I don't even think the peelz made up for their experience.
Ok, now we move on to an Airport profile :3
Hilarious 5 stars
by Nick Soapdish
I found this submission funny and clever. It lacked Falcon Punches, Wolf and Spies for a change of pace and Pills was spelled correctly.
I found this extremely amusing. Would view again.
The guns were there for the people who didnt pay
The guns were there for the people who couldnt pay
Too much effort for a not funny and predictable joke
mercy hospital is just like the warehouse in pineapple express… just guns laying around fully loaded and everything
Yet another [legit] organization falls prey to boredom and geeks.
Francis: I hate healthcare services.
Gah, I don't even know what to say. Pure win. There, I said it. And I'm off now. x3
after these reviews, the hospital later was shut down from "lack of patients"
Sheer.
Comedic.
GOLD!
5 STAR'D!!!
WAAARGGHHHHHHH
by TAAAAANNNKKARGHHH
me am be danjerous now
me not hurt wen stairs fell down
me pushed by you
me hit hit
me broke nose
soon you be dead
* Pros: SQUISHY MEAT
* Cons: firefirefirefirefire
Eh, Francis' & Bill's were funnier.
Ah, man! I missed the joke, and the hospital deleted most of the reviews. Anyone have a cache of them to make into a photo?
Awwwww, those bastards removed the joke.
Peelz?
They disappeared!? Plz help mez!!!! I want to read them XD
The review by Zoey is better than the reviews by REAL PEOPLE. That's the scariest part of that joke!
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