Oh my god….. Who touched Sasha?! Who touched my SWORD!!!!!

She weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom tin cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. Wait… that’s not right…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 16, 2009 · 3:53 PM 
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Cray-Z Crossovers, Heavy Weapons, Nintendo, Paranoia, Sequential Art, Super Smash Bros, Team Fortress 2, The Legend of Zelda, True Love, Valve Software, Wii

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65 Responses to “Oh my god….. Who touched Sasha?!”

  1. OrionX on October 16th, 2009 7:53 pm

    It cost 400,000 rupees to swing this weapon…for 12 seconds.

  2. Badonk on October 16th, 2009 8:02 pm

    He's about to insert his sword into link… and i dont mean his sword.

  3. MrRaccoon on October 16th, 2009 8:10 pm

    Who sinds Kokiris to fight me!

  4. Cypher on October 16th, 2009 8:16 pm

    CRY SOME MOAR.

    Or in Link's case..

    YELL RANDOMLY SOME MOAR.

  5. Master_Vir on October 16th, 2009 8:17 pm

    Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, (sniff) maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart twilight.

  6. Master_Vir on October 16th, 2009 8:18 pm

    Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, (sniff) maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart twilight.

    Or darkness, if you're inclined to read it that way.

  7. Master_Vir on October 16th, 2009 8:18 pm

    Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, (sniff) maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart twilight.

    Or "darkness", if you're inclined to read it that way.

  8. Master_Vir on October 16th, 2009 8:18 pm

    Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, (sniff) maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart twilight.

    Or replace "twilight" with "darkness" if you're inclined to read it that way.

  9. kirbyownsyou97 on October 16th, 2009 8:20 pm

    why did this remind me of scout navi.

  10. Leo058 on October 16th, 2009 8:38 pm

    I am Heavy Weapons Guy… and this… is my weapon. …Which I apparently keep in my ass.

  11. Daifuku on October 16th, 2009 8:38 pm

    I think a Crocodile Dundee reference would have been better.

    That's not a sword. THIS IS A SWORD!!!

  12. Leo058 on October 16th, 2009 8:39 pm

    OBJECTION!
    Link is Hylian!

  13. Last on October 16th, 2009 9:06 pm

    looks like Gannon is going to have to choke a link.

  14. BlueChameleon on October 16th, 2009 9:11 pm

    What was that Triforce? Kill them all?
    GOOD IDEA!

  15. Xyonas on October 16th, 2009 9:12 pm

    Why does the picture say saCha. Honestly check your selling noobs.

  16. BurnoutSpartan on October 16th, 2009 9:23 pm

    Says the man capitalizing the C and not the S

  17. BurnoutSpartan on October 16th, 2009 9:26 pm

    Link: BONK!

  18. Vabolo on October 16th, 2009 10:24 pm

    That Midna's a Spy!

  19. Leo058 on October 16th, 2009 10:38 pm

    Xyonas, Sasha is a German name, that is commonly spelled "Sacha" in Germany and spelled "Sasha" outside of Germany.

    BurnoutSpartan, he was doing that to draw attention to the "C" in Sacha.

  20. MrRaccoon on October 16th, 2009 10:42 pm

    You dare bring facts into my liar?
    YOU MUST DIE!

  21. MrRaccoon on October 16th, 2009 10:42 pm

    You dare bring facts into my lair?
    YOU MUST DIE!

  22. BurnoutSpartan on October 16th, 2009 10:50 pm

    O_o Oh…. Well don't I feel like a douche. Sorry.

  23. Masterluigi452 on October 16th, 2009 10:56 pm

    What has been imagined cannot be unimagined!!

  24. TheAceOfSkulls on October 16th, 2009 11:33 pm

    I've actually met several people who have outsmarted Twilight

    *hint*

    The only way to win is not to read it.

  25. TheAceOfSkulls on October 16th, 2009 11:35 pm

    "It wasn't me! I swear!"
    "What was that? It sounded like 'I touched your sword! Please kill my friends and family!' Can do!"

  26. BoardBreaker93 on October 16th, 2009 11:49 pm

    O….icwhatudidthar

  27. BoardBreaker93 on October 16th, 2009 11:51 pm

    Get Behind me, Doctor!!!…….Doctor? Oops, I already killed him, that's right.

    "I am heavy guy….that's not right."

  28. BoardBreaker93 on October 16th, 2009 11:52 pm

    "I will take you down. No matter what."

    Clothesline…Link's one weakness: http://www.halolz.com/2009/07/31/clothesline-the-...

  29. Corenator on October 16th, 2009 11:52 pm

    Stuffed Link-kabobs; just like Mom used to make.

  30. Paulrus-Keaton? on October 17th, 2009 12:05 am

    MUDKIPS.

  31. VGGeek on October 17th, 2009 12:07 am

    Entire Hyrule, is babies!

    Who sends all these Dekus to fight?

    Let us fight Goron versus tiny baby Goron!

  32. VGGeek on October 17th, 2009 12:08 am

    I have yet to meet one that can outsmart Triforce.

  33. MrRaccoon on October 17th, 2009 12:19 am

    That's no pedestal of time!

  34. MrRaccoon on October 17th, 2009 12:26 am

    I vas told ve vould be fighting Sheikans

  35. Acrazymonke on October 17th, 2009 12:27 am

    dont desturb me, i even use them for mind wars

  36. Acrazymonke on October 17th, 2009 12:28 am

    i have yet to meet troll that can outsmart troosbane

  37. Leo058 on October 17th, 2009 1:25 am

    I hear someone building people-who-are-indefinitely-childish-no-matter-how-old-they-get-changing station!

  38. Vabolo on October 17th, 2009 1:48 am

    The sparkle makes them easier targets. :P

  39. stork on October 17th, 2009 3:31 am

    gannon mad gannon smash

  40. Judgment on October 17th, 2009 3:38 am

    no wonder he doesnt actually use it in Brawl

  41. Roflcopter419 on October 17th, 2009 3:43 am

    All I will say to that is…

    Kirby untooned.

  42. ThatOneDude on October 17th, 2009 4:56 am

    KYAH!

  43. ThatOneDude on October 17th, 2009 4:57 am

    HEY! LISTEN! NEED A DISPENSER HERE!
    HEY! LISTEN! NEED A DISPENSER HERE!
    HEY! LISTEN! NEED A DISPENSER HERE!

  44. Acrazymonke on October 17th, 2009 12:57 am

    whats that sword? KILL THEM ALL

    edit oops burnout got to it before me
    edit to the edit i ment blue chamelion

  45. Masterluigi452 on October 17th, 2009 5:13 am

    Both of you!!!
    STOP!!!

  46. Daifuku on October 17th, 2009 6:42 am

    …..S&M Pain Olympics >_>

  47. Xyonas on October 17th, 2009 8:24 am

    I also feel like a douche so it is okay. I just laughed that you were pointing out the capitalization and not the fact that I purposely mispelt spelling.

  48. AuraMaster on October 17th, 2009 9:37 am

    I see what you did there.

    I'm proud to say that I haven't read the abomination either.

  49. AuraMaster on October 17th, 2009 9:40 am

    Ganondorf is credit to team

  50. Cortez on October 17th, 2009 10:46 am

    WHAT SICK MAN SENDS BABIES TO FIGHT ME!?!?!

  51. RayzaB on October 17th, 2009 11:47 am

    Yeah, he is already paying of his loans for his various evil lairs and misdeeds.

  52. Vabolo on October 17th, 2009 3:13 pm

    S&M Gardenia!

  53. Vabolo on October 17th, 2009 3:14 pm

    S&M Gardenia! With Ivysaur!

  54. HiveMynd on October 17th, 2009 3:57 pm

    Last Days of Foxhound reference?

  55. John on October 17th, 2009 4:18 pm

    But the Heavy isn't German, he's Russian….so its Sasha

  56. Paulrus-Keaton? on October 17th, 2009 4:27 pm

    Gardenia used HARDEN!

  57. Miketuu on October 17th, 2009 6:02 pm

    That Sheik's a spy!

  58. Corenator on October 18th, 2009 1:38 am

    The forced facepalm ownage I just pictured redefines the phrase "talk to the hand!"

  59. Corenator on October 18th, 2009 1:41 am

    Now I'm wondering what toppings Ganondorf likes on his sandvich…

  60. Link_09 on October 18th, 2009 3:50 am

    GEE, IT SURE IS FORCED MEME AROUND HERE,
    I JUST WONDER WHAT THE TROLLS ARE UP TO?

  61. Link_09 on October 18th, 2009 3:50 am

    Badonk- Confirmed Yaoi Fanboy

  62. Vosur on October 18th, 2009 5:03 am

    No, that's Metapod….

  63. Vosur on October 18th, 2009 5:13 am

    -Downs a bottle of blue potion and belches- Cheers mate!

  64. TheAceOfSkulls on October 18th, 2009 3:23 pm

    One of the best webcomics ever (though with one of the crappiest art styles)… Possibly…

  65. bleeker on October 19th, 2009 6:40 am

    not funny

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