ZING! Well he is the fastest thing alive…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 15, 2009 · 2:14 PM
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Categories: Adult Situations, Artistic, Awkward Moments, Cray-Z Crossovers, Depressing, Irony, Nintendo, Sega, Sonic the Hedgehog, Super Mario Bros · Leave a comment (189 Comments) |
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Sweet zombie Jesus! Did you know the site has over 2,000 lolz? 
Roflmao.
masterluigi can we have your comment on this? You are the fourth known man to sleep with her.
i had seen this before, forgot where… to be honest i thought i saw it here
i had seen this before, forgot where… to be honest i thought i saw it here… but its not in its rightful place
Princess Peach likes furries?
Sonic can't compete with what Luigi has to offer.
I thought sonic didn't have…you know…I mean, he's always naked right..?
hah! awesome
BURN.
Isn't this more in beastiality territory?
Sometimes…being the fastest thing alive is a bad thing.
I could have sworn this was already posted here. :-/
He's not fast Peach…YOU'RE TOO SLOW!
Peach: Your done already? God mario was so much better.
Luigi: But i hava' a been going for 2 hours!
"Here I come"
"Here I come"
"Here I come"
"Here I come"
NO MORE SONIC INTER-SPECIES RELATIONSHIPS!!! The last one yielded horrible results, after all.
Its sonic in the 21st century. Fail.
Its Sonic from his recent games, a fail.
Grab the Chaos emeralds, its the ultimate aphrodisiac.
She didn't notice him.
friction burn
Very tight spandex.
Sometimes being the fastest thing alive isn't necessarily a good thing…
I remember this.
inb4furfags
I remember this.
Wait, forget that inb4. I was too slow.
Well she's the idiot who chose a damn hedgehog. xD
icwhutudidthar.
icwhutudidthar.
icwhutudidthar.
icwhutudidthar.
VERY
maybe hes like a dog and it goes inside of him when he stands up… but then again that begs the question… whats he doing while hes spinning about all the time with his head tucked down?
she wanted to feel the spines
Jebus man, is there anything Peach WON'T sleep with?!
On another note, looks like Sonic just had another shot taken at his pride.
GAH! wow…now i have a creepy image in my head. XD
I think she would have been better off with one of Sonic's friends…-_-;;
Now do it to me.
Now do it to me.
Now do it to me.
Now do it to me.
I think that would make peach explode first >.<
that thing on his back aint a tail
Well that's what he's going for… a real man (err…hedgehog) pleases his woman
"Carpet" burn
Mightn't the Master Emerald be more powerful?
I did not know peach was a lesbian
You must be Professor Oak, because you just came.
You must be Professor Oak, because you just came.
You must be Professor Oak, because you just came.
You must be Professor Oak, because you just came.
-ing sensation when you use the restroom.
-ing sensation when you use the restroom because some one didn't use protection.
-ing sensation when you use the restroom because some one did not use protection.
He is, of course, "grooming" himself, but his supersonic speed enables him to perform such lewd acts undetected. Thus, Sonic can escape with indecent exposure.
You are absolutely correct; it's a rat flail.
He is, of course, "grooming" himself, but his supersonic speed enables him to perform such acts undetected. Thus, Sonic can evade arrest for indecent exposure.
You are absolutely correct; it is, in fact, a rat flail.
It is, in fact, a rat flail.
Extraordinarily.
…as fast as I could
…as fast as I could
…as fast as I could
…as fast as I could
Ice Burn!!!
But for their power to be used, you need rings. And Sonic's not looking for a commitment.
Speed really does kill.
Your sex life, that is.
"You're too slow!"
"You're too slow!"
"You're too slow!"
"You're too slow!"
[Insert Knuckles and appropriate 'fisting' joke]
As soon as you heard Red had beaten the Elite Four.
As soon as you heard Red had beaten the Elite Four.
As soon as you heard Red had beaten the Elite Four.
As soon as you heard Red had beaten the Elite Four.
As soon as you heard that Red had beaten the Elite Four.
As soon as you heard that Red had beaten the Elite Four.
As soon as you heard that Red had beaten the Elite Four.
As soon as you heard that Red had beaten the Elite Four.
I guess Sonic just wanted to get rid of his blue balls.
Why is it I always find SOMETHING on this site that rapes my childhood memories?
Hey, that's mine!
Well, if anything else, sonic is good at sucking.
Getit, sucking, cuz he sucks so much. Too bad peach can't enjoy that, but toad can.
No,there isn't. She's even slept with Bowser and Yoshi in one fanvid.
Nah, he's kinda anthro.
Nah, he's kinda anthro. A bit anyway.
The internet: Raping your childhood memories since 1996.
*coughkirbyuntoonedcough*
im pretty sure sonic accomplished that himself tho
Fire Burn
he still has any after his recent games?
i guess he was out of rings
His first two DS games gave him a jumpstart spark I thinks… but those Wii/Multi system ones kinda defused those good points with bigger bad ones.
… … >__< I remember seeing that here…. ugh… gods dammit Peach!
True, true… not anything like a traditional hedgehog should look when anthro'd, but hey, when was the last time the Sonic Team did anything right?
Would you want to carry that damn huge thing around? Last I checked, only Knux had that ability to change its size.
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What do you mean?
Snafu Comics.
There are still four lines, so it's not quite a combo break.
There are still four lines, so it's not quite a combo break.
There are still four lines, so it's not quite a combo break.
There are still four lines, so it's not quite a combo break.
So i herd u liek chains?
YOU'RE TOO SLOW….
that's wat she sed.
Sonic has been quoted in saying "Something you gotta take slow."
Really old, like a year since it was on kotaku.
no, his first 3 genesis games gave him the jumpstart. it all went downhill from there.
Weren't we going to set that on fire for someone's birthday?
I suppose Peach is what you might term a "ho fo' sho."
He could have gone to Planned Parenthood.
Well, he could have gone to Planned Parenthood, then.
You do raise a good point there.
And you guys are insulting my avatar….
He beat the other hedgehogs at the puzzle assembly doctor,then he ran around the room and grabbed all the rings!
I'd say around 1991.
Yeah, the first troll's.
He must have fucking built up a shit load of momentum with those games to manage this long.
*pictures image*
Peach: Harder!
*knuckles voice from failed digging in SA2*
Knuckles: I can't!
Self: … … I need less free time ==
Yeah, the first troll's. Or the pyro's.
no, its called retarded fanboys that will buy anything as long as it has a label. et enough, you can keep anything alive, like the playstation
"Well, Peach. That's because I've… um…. got SO many women to love tonight thaaaa…. uhhhh…. um. Uh…"
Sticky!
Ugh!
Your disgusting!
I'm disgusting?
You are the one who pulls Toad out from your v-
*SHOOP DA WHOOOOOP*
It's more likely then you think…
I'm pretty sure she wanted to try it again a little bit faster after sleeping with me and Mario…
Then again…. I believe she slept with every guy in MK, so she decided to go beyond the Nintendo…
Son of a Peach should explain everything…..
I think…
For the first time, I'm not going to use Luigi's formal name….
Weegee Burn!!!
Speeding won't solve every life problem you know….
I thought Comic Sans was always a fail.
Somehow, this one is not…
Am I the only person who thinks that's a crock o' bullshit? OH GOD I LIKE NEWER SONIC GAMES, I HAVE NO TASTE IN GAMES AT ALL.
Sonic unleashed was fun, hedgehog or were, and I'll defend it.
You can't be serious, well, if we're jumping on bandwagons…. SONIC SUX, ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES NEEDS TO BE REWRITTEN ABOUT HOW HIS GAMES ARE ON A DOWNFALL, WE'RE SO COOL.
http://e621.net/data/429a9d4e5ec55b89fbcd3b64f838...
Probably why she couldn't appreciate the "Sonic boom."
That's probably why she couldn't appreciate the "Sonic boom."
You herd wrong.
You had an avatar?! I never noticed :O!
Except for the fact that new sonic has ONE FUCKIN EYEBALL!!!
Well that's no fun :/
She will explode in a mushroom cloud of EXTACY!!!
Because it's actually "comical"
Am I the only person who thought of this when I saw this pic?
http://sf.snafu-comics.com/index.php?comic_id=71
EXTREMELY
Come on! Step it up!
You can actually go above 100?! My god, there's no end to your E-PENIE! O_o
Well played sir, well played.
[Insert Cream the Rabbit and terrible related pun]
[Insert Cream the Rabbit and terrible name pun]
STC. Check it out sometime.
THERE'S NO BLOOD CIRCULATION.
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Whut
He may explode at any moment.
Dogs lick their balls all the time!
I did it all for the nookie, so you can take that… Cake-y^^
Now he must obtain the unobtainable-
ONE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
Someone should WeeGee this!
Entire second page (aside from you, me, and luigi, of course) is full of BABIES!
*babies are code for anons)
UUUUU
UUUUU
UUUUU
UUUUU
"sigh"
Here we go again…
Ok…
Who gave me -1???
Well, I liked sonic adventures 2 i guess.
Fixed.
*Ques Hollywood music number*
We're men, we're men in tights.
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
We may look like sissies, but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights!
We're men, we're men in tights,
Always on guard defending the people's rights.
[The Can-Can Chorus Line]
We're men, MANLY men, we're men in tights.
[Gay voice] Yes!
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
We may look like pansies, but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights.
We're men, we're men in tights
[High Voice] TIGHT Tights
Always on guard defending the people's rights.
When you're in a fix just call for the men in tights!
WE'RE BUTCH!
Rule of the internet Number the Seventy Sixth: All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.
Cream pie :B
Nope.
lolwut?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:AoStH.PNG
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:SatAMtitle.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sonic1.png
because old sonic only had 1
OBJECTION!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:AoStH.PNG
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:SatAMtitle.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sonic1.png
because old sonic only had 1
OBJECTION!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sonic1.png
old sonic only had 1
OBJECTION!
a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sonic1.png%3C/a%3E" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sonic1.png
old sonic only had 1
OBJECTION!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sonic1.png
old sonic only had 1
OBJECTION!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sonic1.png
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sonic1.png
old sonic only had 1
OBJECTION!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sonic1.png
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sonic1.png
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:SatAMtitle.jpg
old sonic only had 1
OBJECTION!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sonic1.png
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:SatAMtitle.jpg
target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:SatAMtitle.jpg
old sonic only had 1
OBJECTION!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sonic1.png
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:SatAMtitle.jpg" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:SatAMtitle.jpg
target="_blank"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:SatAMtitle.jpg%3C/a%3E" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:SatAMtitle.jpg
old sonic only had 1
OBJECTION!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sonic1.png
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:SatAMtitle.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sonic1_box_usa….
old sonic only had 1
I guess fools really DO speed ahead.
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CCCCCombo breaker!
This isn't FurAffinity, but I honestly don't think anyone gives a shit. XD
Oh Peach! You dirty, dirty whore you!! First Bowser, then Mario, now THIS?? Who the hell are you gonna do next?!? Yoshi? Luigi?? DAISY?!?!
Oh, you and your double-entendre! Plus 1 for you!
Solid Snake.
Because his snake is most solid ^^
Screw that, furries will work their way into everything XD
Dude…
She already slept with me….
Meanwhile in Another Castle??
Peach and Daisy???
Doesn't that make Peach lesbian instead of whore??
This snake…
Is most solid…
Who know who I haven't heard of in a while? BARBARA STREISAAAAAAAAAAAND!
They usually do.
WE ARE FURRY. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
They usually do.
WE ARE FURRY. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
She's a megawhore. If someone makes direct eye contact with her, she feels a sudden surge of slutness.
KKKKK
KKKKK
KKKKK
KKKKKombo Returns!
That was my first thought too. I just couldn't remember which comic it was.
Try saying that 3 times fast.
Why's your icon got Mario with green?
!!!!!
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!!!!!
!!!!! What was that noise?
If you were to look there it'd be so red you'd think he stole Mario's clothes.
Instead of naming her as Princess Peach, we should nickname her as Queen of Whore…
Uh…
It's actually Luigi's hat which is Luigi in the pic…
Too hard to pronounce. We just know.
….You don't hear us complaining, do you? :P
peach on daisy…HOT!
The dude who drew this, made peach look hotter than daisy…not nice dude, daisy screws weegee, so daisy is better…
who are all the rest? Mario? Bowser? Sonic? Mr Wright (from LA)? three of them, then weegee…daisy is still better…truly
the last one is…?
Luigi, huh?
Never heard of him.
Actually, I tried the first level of Sonic unleashed today. All I'll say is that I loved that part. If the rest of the game was like that, it would have been win.
Double fixed =3
ok is it just me or is halolz slowly turning into a hentai site i am not going back to this site for awhile
[...] this how Peach and Sonic hooked up in the first place? I don’t mean to SKIRT the issue, but this is beginning to PEEK my [...]
I don't know about that. It may be him from his previous games. After all, he's not lagging slowly behind everyone else, is he?
OH GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!
Nothing. We did it to ourselves. And we have you to blame for it. Because we can :P
Furry: It's kind of like "goin' black". And it's about as contagious as "the gay".
How'd I not catch this before?!
Lost, Mario! Peach is no longer a virgin.