VANITY - Anything but the face!

Watch it bud, I want to look decent during my massive time in recovery.
By Shatterstrike, submitted by Lumanaru

VANITY – Anything but the face!

Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 15, 2009 · 11:56 PM

(160 votes, average: 3.64 out of 5)

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Bungie, Halo, Microsoft, Motivational, Paranoia, Stabbey Stabbey, Xbox 360

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328231 ResponsesVANITY+-+Anything+but+the+face%212009-10-16+03%3A56%3A41Shawn+Handyside to “VANITY – Anything but the face!”

Masterluigi452 on October 16th, 2009 4:00 am

He doesn't care about his other body parts than his head??
Man he must be some kind of face showoff in the waiting room
Masterluigi452 on October 16th, 2009 4:00 am

He doesn't care about his other body parts than his head??
Man he must be some kind of face showoff in the waiting room…
Jenkinsc37 on October 16th, 2009 4:02 am

Clever bastard, what an ingenious plan to hit on the hot nurses! DX
Rogan on October 16th, 2009 4:15 am

hey, he couldnt get any worse
MrRaccoon on October 16th, 2009 4:15 am

Now you ain't feelin' faaaaabulous now uh?!
Acrazymonke on October 16th, 2009 4:22 am

at least its not a recon
AuraMaster on October 16th, 2009 4:31 am

I guess he doesn't want to get a prick in the face.
meinmattias on October 16th, 2009 4:33 am

Ouch! One went right through his wrist!
Miketuu on October 16th, 2009 5:01 am

Bugger! (sniper) | I'll never shoot his helmet off at this rate! D:
Shawn Handyside on October 16th, 2009 5:25 am

ZING!
Lumanaru on October 16th, 2009 1:45 am

I always wondered how she got this shot. Mine rarely turn out this funny.
NoShoe4You on October 16th, 2009 8:24 am

He needs to protect himself because if he does get shot in the face, he might end up looking like a recon.
Taiho on October 16th, 2009 8:51 am

"Uh, there's something on your armor…"

"What? Like a bat? I hate bats, get it off me!"

"No, it's some kind of pink, glowy thingy"

"A pink bat? Get it off!"
errorer on October 16th, 2009 9:55 am

"is that pink glowy thing a boner or are you just happy to see me?"
SGFAZ on October 16th, 2009 10:35 am

Anyone reminded of Princy or whats-his-face in Super Punch-Out?
"Don't touch my beautiful, beautiful face. *punch* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
RayzaB on October 16th, 2009 10:41 am

I think if he has a needler to the crotch then there is not much hope for the hot nurses.
Rawr on October 16th, 2009 11:55 am

icwhatudidthar
Acrazymonke on October 16th, 2009 1:11 pm

CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOMBO BREAKER
TCC on October 16th, 2009 2:00 pm

… just one isn't really a combo… -.-
MasqueNoMercy on October 16th, 2009 2:08 pm

not the face not the face!
::shoots the crotch::
AH! okay the face! the face!
::shoots the face::
ahh… thats better
Roflcopter419 on October 16th, 2009 2:45 pm

Sure it could. It can always be worse.
Daifuku on October 16th, 2009 3:06 pm

Then I might have to bite his face off…again… :3
Daifuku on October 16th, 2009 3:12 pm

You mean Glass Jaw Joe? I think that's his name.
SGFAZ on October 16th, 2009 3:23 pm

No, he was in a secret part of the game, only accessible by not losing in the other parts. Minor, Major, you get the idea.
FoxyMayo on October 16th, 2009 6:48 pm

So maybe needles aren't supposed to hit his face… they didn't say anything about .322 rounds.
Daifuku on October 16th, 2009 3:06 pm

'Tis but a flesh wound…
BoardBreaker93 on October 16th, 2009 11:48 pm

It looks more like he's covering his face from paparazzi cameras…."Get the F*** out of my face!"
codemaster525 on October 17th, 2009 12:18 am

Yeah, like looking like a Recon.
Judgment on October 17th, 2009 3:41 am

I thought acupuncture was supposed to be relaxing
AuraMaster on October 17th, 2009 9:47 am

This post reminds me of Evolution. (Didn't see it, but the quote looks familiar)

Guy 1: No, please, don't take my leg!
Guy 2: Wait, it looks like it's heading for his crotch.
Guy 1: O_O THE LEG! TAKE THE LEG!
jonnycrocker on April 30th, 2010 8:27 pm

OWWW!not spikes!