Watch it bud, I want to look decent during my massive time in recovery.
By Shatterstrike, submitted by Lumanaru
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 15, 2009 · 11:56 PM
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Categories: Bungie, Halo, Microsoft, Motivational, Paranoia, Stabbey Stabbey, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (30 Comments) |
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He doesn't care about his other body parts than his head??
Man he must be some kind of face showoff in the waiting room
He doesn't care about his other body parts than his head??
Man he must be some kind of face showoff in the waiting room…
Clever bastard, what an ingenious plan to hit on the hot nurses! DX
hey, he couldnt get any worse
Now you ain't feelin' faaaaabulous now uh?!
at least its not a recon
I guess he doesn't want to get a prick in the face.
Ouch! One went right through his wrist!
Bugger! (sniper) | I'll never shoot his helmet off at this rate! D:
ZING!
I always wondered how she got this shot. Mine rarely turn out this funny.
He needs to protect himself because if he does get shot in the face, he might end up looking like a recon.
"Uh, there's something on your armor…"
"What? Like a bat? I hate bats, get it off me!"
"No, it's some kind of pink, glowy thingy"
"A pink bat? Get it off!"
"is that pink glowy thing a boner or are you just happy to see me?"
Anyone reminded of Princy or whats-his-face in Super Punch-Out?
"Don't touch my beautiful, beautiful face. *punch* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
I think if he has a needler to the crotch then there is not much hope for the hot nurses.
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CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOMBO BREAKER
… just one isn't really a combo… -.-
not the face not the face!
::shoots the crotch::
AH! okay the face! the face!
::shoots the face::
ahh… thats better
Sure it could. It can always be worse.
Then I might have to bite his face off…again… :3
You mean Glass Jaw Joe? I think that's his name.
No, he was in a secret part of the game, only accessible by not losing in the other parts. Minor, Major, you get the idea.
So maybe needles aren't supposed to hit his face… they didn't say anything about .322 rounds.
'Tis but a flesh wound…
It looks more like he's covering his face from paparazzi cameras…."Get the F*** out of my face!"
Yeah, like looking like a Recon.
I thought acupuncture was supposed to be relaxing
This post reminds me of Evolution. (Didn't see it, but the quote looks familiar)
Guy 1: No, please, don't take my leg!
Guy 2: Wait, it looks like it's heading for his crotch.
Guy 1: O_O THE LEG! TAKE THE LEG!