The King of Hyrule is a Jerk Part 3

Yes, it’s part 3 of hiimdaisy’s multi-part saga featuring the biggest jerk in Hyrule… the king! Man this must be Link’s most depressing quest EVER.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 12, 2009 · 6:27 AM 
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Artistic, Awkward Moments, Depressing, Nintendo, Sequential Art, Stabbey Stabbey, The Legend of Zelda

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60 Responses to “The King of Hyrule is a Jerk Part 3”

  1. Sir_McCloud on October 12th, 2009 10:56 am

    Holy shit… he's not a jerk… He's an asshole… FIRST FTW!

  2. Sir_McCloud on October 12th, 2009 10:57 am

    Holy shit… he's not a jerk… He's an asshole… FIRST FTW!

    I lost it at "STAB HIM!" ROFL

  3. Leo058 on October 12th, 2009 11:12 am

    "NO ONE CARES!"
    "Uh-"
    "LINK STAB HIM."

    Pure concentrated win.

  4. -TriforceGal4- on October 12th, 2009 11:47 am

    further proof that King Daphnes was a total d**k, which everyone in Hyrule overlooked.

    "I wish for the kids to probably not die. NOW stab him!"

  5. kirbyownsyou97 on October 12th, 2009 12:35 pm

    i had to change my avatar again.
    you'll see….

  6. Daifuku on October 12th, 2009 1:49 pm

    From Concentrate.

  7. Daifuku on October 12th, 2009 1:50 pm

    Dammit, my military health insurance doesn't cover exploded heads anymore! Halolz blown it up too many times! DAMN YOU SHAWN!!!

  8. Vabolo on October 12th, 2009 1:50 pm

    I like the panel where they:
    . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
    . . . . . . o_o. . . . . LINK!STAB /o
    . . .o_o. . . . . o_o. . . .HIM!. . . . >

  9. Vabolo on October 12th, 2009 1:50 pm

    I like the panel where they:
    . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
    . . . . . . o_o. . . . . LINK!STAB /o
    . . .o_o. . . . . o_o. . . .HIM!. . . .>

  10. NoShoe4You on October 12th, 2009 2:11 pm

    o_o
    o_o o_o
    Triforce of Awkward

  11. NoShoe4You on October 12th, 2009 2:11 pm

    o_o
    o_o o_o
    Triforce of Awkward

    ami doing it rite?

  12. MasqueNoMercy on October 12th, 2009 2:12 pm

    and its not bad enough that he gets stabbed… he gets stabbed through the freakin head!

    http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar

  13. OrionX on October 12th, 2009 2:29 pm

    The games lied. Ganondorf holds the Triforce of Bunnies. Not Power.

  14. helloinsertnamehere on October 12th, 2009 3:28 pm

         o_o  
    o_o   o_o

    i think i did that right

  15. Roflcopter419 on October 12th, 2009 3:53 pm

    Oh, first. Yay.

    *draws rat flail*

  16. MauriGzz on October 12th, 2009 4:10 pm
  17. jjenjr on October 12th, 2009 4:11 pm

    First Eh? And yeah the king was a pretty big dick

  18. EddRazzell on October 12th, 2009 4:20 pm

    And now we all get to ruin his e-peen for him saying "first"
    Its a cruel world…

  19. EddRazzell on October 12th, 2009 4:20 pm

    From pure win.

  20. BoardBreaker93 on October 12th, 2009 4:47 pm

    Wow…this is really weird for someone who's only played the first few levels of Zelda 64…

    But yes the best line is:
    "I wish for these children to probably not die…NOW STAB HIM!!"

  21. BoardBreaker93 on October 12th, 2009 4:49 pm

    Nice.

    NO ONE CARES!! STAB HIM!

  22. MasqueNoMercy on October 12th, 2009 5:26 pm

    yeah i only played the ones on the 64… ocarina of time and majoras mask… might i say that it was a real mind breaking point to see that the characters of the original just sorta moved into the second one without reason… therefore making me realize that none of the zelda story lines have a canon storyline and they just make stuff up from game to game

    then again i think mario is the same way but we all like to pretend that its one connected story where princess peach is constantly getting captured

  23. AuraMaster on October 12th, 2009 5:32 pm

    All of us who've played The Windwake know how this ends.

    Master Sword: Apply directly to the forehead.

  24. BoardBreaker93 on October 12th, 2009 5:40 pm

    You sir, get a +1 for the reference to Head On. and making fun of it.

  25. AuraMaster on October 12th, 2009 5:42 pm

    Gannon-Banned.

    There are two titles that could qualify for "Zelda 64," so be more specific next time.

  26. Ataeru on October 12th, 2009 6:09 pm

    its like cute kitty…
    "can i has triforce?"
    NO ONE CARES!
    LINK, STAB HIM!

  27. Marzen on October 12th, 2009 6:19 pm

    I love the first panel.

    "The door was wide open, man. I mean come on."

  28. Kage on October 12th, 2009 6:42 pm

    Termina is an alternate reality Hyrule, found by Link stumbling blindly through the lost woods (that place is weird) and he finds his way back at the end

  29. MasqueNoMercy on October 12th, 2009 6:48 pm

    i thought he got yelled at by the mask salesman in the end

  30. Dun dun dun DUUUUN on October 12th, 2009 6:48 pm

    Ganon sure likes tea parties.

  31. Kage on October 12th, 2009 6:55 pm

    I'm pretty sure he made it back after that

    But I haven't played it in a while so…

  32. Vabolo on October 12th, 2009 7:00 pm

    IntenseDebate is against ASCII, so they's in ur post, nomming ur spaces. I recommend using periods instead, or whatever.
    And
    ………….o_o……..
    ………o_o..o_o…

    is more like it.

  33. Vabolo on October 12th, 2009 7:01 pm

    From distract.

  34. Vabolo on October 12th, 2009 7:03 pm

    Natural selection at its best.

  35. Vabolo on October 12th, 2009 7:05 pm

    Silly troll, +1s are for skillz!

  36. MasqueNoMercy on October 12th, 2009 7:06 pm

    dont worry, from what i remember ive only played one time where the game didnt end with the mood crushing everyone :D

  37. Vabolo on October 12th, 2009 7:13 pm

    And the King held the Triforce of Jackassery, which is now in the hands of Kanye West.

  38. Vabolo on October 12th, 2009 7:15 pm

    Wait, there's an ending where the moon doesn't crush everyone?

  39. Vabolo on October 12th, 2009 7:16 pm

    And keeping little girls hostage.

    LE GASP! D:>

  40. Masterluigi452 on October 12th, 2009 7:23 pm

    Good going my friend!

  41. Masterluigi452 on October 12th, 2009 7:24 pm

    Teatime!

  42. AreUExperienced on October 12th, 2009 7:35 pm

    However, both installments of the Legend of Zelda on the Nintendo 64 are excellent.

  43. Leo058 on October 12th, 2009 7:38 pm

    Master Sword: Apply directly to the forehead.
    Master Sword: Apply directly to the forehead.
    Master Sword: Apply directly to the forehead.

  44. The King of Hyrule is a Jerk (and so is Link) Part 4 : Halolz on October 12th, 2009 3:38 pm

    [...] when I posted part 1 of this on Sunday I had no idea I’d be posting three more right away! But they’re just so good! Thanks hiimdaisy for keeping us laughing for four [...]

  45. Masterluigi452 on October 12th, 2009 7:40 pm

    You never learn a lesson don't you???
    Halolz rule # 3, 53!!!
    Good day!

  46. MrRaccoon on October 12th, 2009 7:43 pm

    Damn! Beated me to it! XD

  47. MrRaccoon on October 12th, 2009 7:46 pm

    You forgot to mention Ganondorf was raised by the Gerudos, wich are all women…
    Yeah, that explains a lot

  48. EddRazzell on October 12th, 2009 8:17 pm

    Isn't it just awesome?

  49. deadsy on October 12th, 2009 9:58 pm

    That king is such a jerk!

  50. VGGeek on October 13th, 2009 12:12 am

    Hand Palm: Apply directly to the forehead.

    Not that the reference wasn't funny, it's just that I love the *facepalm* thing.

  51. Daifuku on October 13th, 2009 11:34 am

    That is also from concentrate.

  52. Daifuku on October 13th, 2009 11:35 am

    Who doesn't like that?

  53. Badonk on October 13th, 2009 2:56 pm

    DADBOAT JOKE!

  54. Roflcopter419 on October 13th, 2009 5:42 pm

    Vabolo did one in another pic.

    It was "You're not a real help, helpboat!"

  55. BoardBreaker93 on October 14th, 2009 4:27 am

    so sue me, I was 10

  56. BoardBreaker93 on October 14th, 2009 4:28 am

    Sorry, MrRaccoon. Shall we riot the streets of Hyrule then?

  57. MrRaccoon on October 14th, 2009 4:58 am

    I dunno, my raccoon army takes a bath only twice a year

  58. TCC on October 14th, 2009 5:16 am

    HYRULE SUCKS, AND IT'S STAYING UNDERWATER! >_<

  59. Vabolo on October 15th, 2009 12:13 am

    A blood bath? }:3

  60. Peterdivine on June 7th, 2010 11:57 am

    No one cares! Stab HIM!

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