THE END TIMES ARE UPON US. Grab your kids and head to the bomb shelters! Bowser isn’t messing around this time!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 2, 2009 · 2:03 AM
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THIS is awesome
I concur!
MASSIVE DAMAGE
now that's a final smash
That was well done! Only improvement I could see is having the old school Mario Dieing music happen just as the bullet hits…too bad it's a gif and not a YTMND XD
that's it we're screwed!
CRITICAL HIT
now that is epic!
But only if you strike its weak point.
Indeed
this looks like those old nintendo commercials, you know, where they would advertise with real people doing stuff?
in fact, im pretty sure its for supermario 64
anyway, nice job mate
Forget robots and global warming, this is how the end is going to go down.
Unless of course, someone divides by zero…
WHAT THE FU- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!
"You'll get no sympathy from me".
Divide by wh-
*universe implodes*
Vaporized by a giant Bullet Bill?
This is exactly how I want to go when I die.
Epic is as epic does.
Quick Someone get a star! There are none? Then our only hope is to fly above them and stomp on them before they land! Get the Plumbers Union on the hotline, we're going to need them!
wow,,, we're screwed.
Sorry, i cant think of snappy comments at 6:00 AM…
Damn soldiers. I wish the medic would stop crit-boosting him!
This…
Could be fixed…
Thats definitely badass. Nice work.
The description made me think it was Bowser attacking a SimCity. There should be a small bit after the Giant Bullet Bill lands showing the destruction caused in SimCity and how much it would take to fix it up.
Or maybe something a lot less geeky.
Quite p_o
I've heard of it raining bullets, but this is ridiculous!
ITS OVER 9000!!!BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Also: RIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEERRR!
Taiho, I hate to say it, but I don't think there's enough exposed asscrack in the world to save us from that.
inb4bulletiscredittoteam.
Way better than Giga Bowser for sure.
It has already happened several times.
Which only reinforces my theory that Halolz will cause the end times.
I could make an Artillery reference here…but i'll leave it alone…damn gun bunnies >_>
They really should have prepared themselves.
It must be fixed FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!
Death doesn't come to visit anymore D: He says I keep standing him up :x
sauce of original pic?
Where's Haruko when you need her?
Who said Bowser? Hasn't it been Marios guilt when the Bullet Bills fall down?
Here.
Would that make Shawn the Anti-Christ then? I mean, he's responsible for it, after all.
Bullet Bill IS team :D
Soy perhaps, or maybe teriyaki?
BILLS HERE!
even THIS couldn't have saved the Mario Bros. Movie
Where the hell did they get this xD awesome edit tho, can't make out the movie it came from
The bullet bill just wanted to fight for his friends.
not the bomb shelter… the bob-omb shelter! aha! i am HILARIOUS!
lawliseewhatyoudidthar
Then again I actually did chuckle a bit IRL, so you pass.
too true, nothing can stop someone who is fighting for his friends.
too true, nothing can stop someone who is fighting for his friends.
EDIT: Orion beat me to a similar joke…
too bad I've never made a YTMND before, else I would attempt it myself…
I always figured that Shawn as some kind of cult leader; Offering our submissions & sacrifices to the gaming gods on a daily basis.
verily
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"Stewie, this crazy. You have to- OH MY GOD!!!!"
Nah, Shawn's more along the lines of the Great Will from Dissidia. He just guides things to it's natural, and often comically violent, end.
Win.
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
its not upside down, so no, it was fired, it wasnt hit and then fell
Because his is a love that shall pierce the heavens!
or awesome… filled with awesome sauce
I kinda thought that's what happens after you divided by zero.
If the Bullet Bill is that big, where is the CANNON?
But the fired ones all fly horizontal?
In my pants. :3
inb4bulletbilliscredittoteam.
Okay, off topic here, but how does one submit Youtube videos to Halolz? I found a gem a while back that I've been meaning to submit.
This made me wonder: If that's the Bullet Bill,…
How big is the Banzai Bill gonna be?…..
0_o
It was an honor playing with you, gentlemen.
I would guess you copy the imbed link from the info box next to the video…
Nah, this is.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_o7h2KFjR11M/RsNailbdA7I…
Hope this doesn't double post…
Just tried that. Thanks for the help. Let's see if the vid shows up now.
Mario isn't backing up!
He got his secret weapon!!!
http://masterluigi452.deviantart.com/art/War-Mair…
http://www.flashkit.com/soundfx/Mayhem/Explosives…
oh were was captain falcon to jump midair and falcon punch the crap outta that bullet bill……
Well done sir!
Ok…
I think the bullet bill rain has stopped…
Wait.. What's that sound???
*Banzai Bill apppears*
http://www.flashkit.com/soundfx/Mayhem/Explosives…
Ugh, this made me lose the game.
But it will be similar as Olimar's final smash…
Either we use this
http://masterluigi452.deviantart.com/art/Running-…
Or call Peach
http://masterluigi452.deviantart.com/art/Super-Sa…
Repent! Convert to the church of Falcon!
Do It now, that there's still time! For the end, then end…
The end is NIGH.
Dare I say…first? :D
Worcestershire..
Need a dispensa' here!
FROM THE CREATORS OF THE SUPER MARIO BROS. MOVIE…
-behind-
ha ha that sucked
Quiet You! *bonk*
THEY'RE BROTHERS, THEY'RE PLUMBERS, THEY'RE ON A TRAIL OF A KIDNAPPED PRINCESS AND A METEORITE THAT WILL GIVE ANYONE POSSESSING IT THE POWER!
TO CONTROL BULLET BILLS.
NOW THEY MUST RESCUE THE PRINCESS AND MAKE SAFELY BACK, TO OUR WORLD. BEFORE TIME RUNS OUT!
SUPER MARIO BROS. 2!
THIS AINT NO GAME AGAIN!
Now let's keep the laughter to a minimum. I know this is not to scale. Both shuttles will take off Tuesday at 6:30pm. Now, 67 minutes later, you're gonna dock with the Russian Space Station to meet cosmonaut Zangief, who will refuel the shuttles with a bear (ohboyohboyohboy) and liquid O2 -- that's your fuel -- then you'll release and take a 60 hour trip toward the moon. Now we only have one shot of landing on this ammunition, and that's precisely when the bullet passes by the moon. You'll then use lunar gravity and burn your thrusters, slingshotting you around the moon, coming up behind the bullet. You'll be upward of 11 G's.
Your job?
Jump on it plumbers.
At least it would be slightly original… remember the Landmaster?
a search for banzai bill gave me the exact image used in this animation
http://www.blogcdn.com/nintendo.joystiq.com/media…
inb4inb4*name*iscredit to team.
DAMMIT!
And you thought Bansai Bills were big.
$400,000 to fire that gun eh?
Yeah, money well spent!
verily
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(p_o)
EDIT: Fixed tophat head…evidentally intensedebate removes unnecessary spaces?
No words can describe the combination of AWESOME, WIN, and EPIC.
BULLETKAI
It's like Bonkai, but with Bullet Bills
I highly doubt it, good sir.
Dem $200 Bullet Bills ain't so hot when they don't hit nothin', are dey?
You should show him the zippo cat, Grimm hates those buggers, the way "meow" and they piss everywhere, and their shit just smells bloody awful.
Wow, this is the first gif I've seen on Halolz…..
We're really evolving, aren't we?
Screw the Bullet bill, I want the ship where the bill blaster is at! :D
QUICKLY WE NEED FIND YOUR CLOSEST PLUMBER AND A SHIT LOAD OF MUSHROOMS AND FEATHERS!
Oh well, you know what they say. You can fool someone sometimes, or was it all the time…and 2 birds and a rock make 1 in a glass house…and something about a chicken…
AWESEPIN?
Fox: LAND MASTAH!
Falco: LAND MASTAH!
Wolf: LAND MASTAH!
Perhaps if we included pipe-fitters and sewer workers?
WHERE'S WEEGEE WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
Also, CAPS LOCK IS FUN!
I always thought Peach was just faking being helpless. Tricking Bowser into kidnapping her just to mess with Mario. Why else would she make the royal plumber rescue her? Aside from the fact that he's one of only four people in the kingdom with opposable thumbs.
Positively
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OH SHI-
Now I'm kinda glad Krystal wasn't in Brawl.
Falcon Punch
Hahah it looks like that scene from Armageddon
hehehe this helps a lot. i've always wanted this sound. :D +1 to you.
Which, funnily enough, makes AWE
Will their stars be made in Taiwan?
don't the toads have thumbs? they don't have other aposable fingers, but I'm fairly certain I've seen them with thumbs.
wonder how many points you get for stomping on him ?
Jesus fucking christ, everyone just stole my fucking jokes..
BILLSHIT…
and it's just a .gif guys chill, it doesnt need to be 5'd
AWINSOMEPIC!
+1 for "BILLSHIT"! :P
If Krystal was in Brawl, she would be riding on an Arwing.
Bansai=Banzai
Wrong spelling my friend.
It will cost OVER $9000 to on board that ship!!
I'M RIGHT HERE BASTARDS!!!
Wow. This is the highest rating I've ever seen for anything. It's higher than meet the spy AND peels breakfast. And it has 5 FULL stars on the highest rated board.
*ding* NEW RECORD!
I believe it was Tomato.
Indubitubely.
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______ (FAILed awesome)
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Whap Whap Whap DoododoDOdoDodoooo
And Fox, Falco and Wolf would be Landmasterbating!
OVER 9000!
What, 9000? There's no way that can be right!
CRITICAL HIT.
Simply copy and paste the link; Shawn will do the rest.
ZING!
Take notes, class; that is the verbal equivalent of a PAWNCH!
Ahh, the wonderment of copypasta :3
Hmm…it's a stretch…but it just might work. Can't be any worse than saving the world by nuking a meteor in half.
^ That one.
Aye, I've always hated you, France.
I figured I'd get that off my chest….then again, doesn't everyone already hate France? (Apologies to anyone who is actually French… :O)
Jesus fucking christ, everyone just stole my fucking jokes..
BILLSHIT…
and it's just a .gif guys chill, it doesnt need to be 5'd
4.5'd
Inb4 -1epeen
Well as long as the Bullet Bills aren't just guys in suits…I'm looking at you, Bowser.
…For twelve seconds. (inbeforewhatninethousand)
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH
Can't let you convert them, Frentzen.
Convert to the Church of Wolf. I promise you, we will NOT allow those bullet bills to do that.
Wolf should have a Wolfen, Fox should have an Arwing and FALCO should get the landmaster.
Who knew Niberu would have arms?
Sorry, we couldn't see you. You're not very noticeable you know.
On an unrelated note, this is my 200th comment anniversary.
:D
There is a YTMND of it. Search for "Billpocalypse".
What's this? A successful combo? AND it's awesome?! +1 to the thread!
found it, but it isn't quite right. Just has some random ominous music in the back, would be much funnier the way said above XD
found it, but it isn't quite right. Just has some random ominous music in the back, would be much funnier the way said above XD
Bill Nye? o.O
But have you ever seen the thumbs move?
-1d for the lulz
I think Falco should get the Arwing, seeing's how he is a bird and all. but that's just me.
You can bet your ass they will!
The Science Guy!
since falco is the best pilot, he should get the arwing
im all for the falcon, but he's got you there…
I dont hate… i just dislike…
im talking to you, ya cheese eatin' surrender monkeys
this one was so badass it changed direction
They don't have to. The splash damage takes out the entire map XD
+1 for commenting
*scout sounding* Ah crap.
Is he? I was under the impression that Fox was better. Oh well.
-1 just for the hell of it
Actually… they gave them all statistics in Assault. :'(
Fox is all-around good, Slippy sucks in an Arwing (good with a Landmaster), Falco is amazing in an Arwing (sucks with a Landmaster), Peppy is good on foot and decent everywhere else, Wolf is good on foot and sucks with everything else EXCEPT a Wolfen (Star Wolf equivalent of an Arwing), and Krystal is all-around decent, though she starts with something the others don't (can't remember at the moment) and is the only one besides Wolf who isn't completely awful in a Wolfen.
…God, I don't know how I remembered that.
At least I'm still right about the Wolfen.
It costs 400,000 Coins to operate that ship… for twelve seconds.
HAX!
…No ordinary plumbers will save us now.
We need… INGLORIOUS PLUMMERS.
There's been ones before. Not many, though.
In other words, you need 4000 1-UPs to operate the ship for twelve seconds!
what movie is this from?
THIS… IS… HAXXORZ!!! >_<
*kicks into pit of doom*
I like this…
Is this what it's going to look like when we actually hit a nuclear war? By God, I hope so, yet I hope not.
Can we listen to Aerosmith on the way?
You can't let them do that, or you can Pawnch them to Oblivion.
The choice is yours, but I know what I'd rather do.
Hint: It's the one that's most visually spectacular I'd rather see.
Whatever you do, do not grab these bills.
/nerd rant
Objection! *throws jarate*
There's been at least 2 that I know tho. And they both involve George W Bush.
THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN A BUSH,.
Clearly you haven't seen our more extreme methods of not letting them do that.
They occasionally involve the wolfen.
The wolfen has never produced explosions large enough to outshine the galaxy where they occur. the Pawnch has.
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They are neat ships however, I'll give you that.
Creating an explosion like that would simply destroy the planet faster, while a Wolfen or Arwing would destroy the missile only.
And then again, simply not letting it do that would freeze a missile in midair, leaving it open to attack.
I'm not saying that's the ideal course of action here. I'm saying that my god's destruction capabilities are superior, and that therefore such a pitiful attempt at Armageddon would be easily kept at bay.
You could rephrase what I just said with:
Where's your Lord now, bitch? :P
Also, if we took the characters as the were represented in-game, wolf beats falcon, as he has a tank and a spacecraft. Granted, both are only decent at ground combat.
Also, if we took the characters as the were represented in-game, wolf beats falcon, as he has a tank and a spacecraft, while falcon has a racecar. Granted, both are only decent at ground combat.
Never said he would. Besides, I am aware that we need them both.
However lets stop this talk. It won't take us anywhere anymore, and It will just go on and on and on. Then there would be the risk that some extremist Falconist or Wolfist snaps, hijacks an airplane and slams it into some tall building, for great justice.
We both know those are SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Wolf and Falcon are, quite frankly opposites. Yours has insane destructive capabilities, while mine has the physical capabilities of an elite soldier/pilot (a badass one though).
However, Wolf can stop Captain Falcon from doing anything, so neither can kill the other.
Also, if we took the characters as the were represented in-game, wolf beats falcon, as he has a tank and a spacecraft. Granted, both are only decent at ground combat.
WoW and Pokemans Iraq Shoe Throw…
Exactly…
Yep. True classics XD
Enough of this tomfoolery! ZIPPO PAWNCH!!!
Daifuku > you two.
What, 90…DAMMIT!!!
Overkill!
whats that from?
Lol…good job. Don't forget "wine-sipping fashion lovers"
Ohohoho, oh that slaps me on the knee!
And the Goombas…*shudder*
-1 for HAAAAX!!!
*computer'd*
BULLET BILL used SEISMIC TOSS!
Critical hit! It's super effective!
CITY has fainted! Use next Pokemon?
Actually, there IS a way to divide by zero… it's called Balefire. ^_^
BEST EVER!
Bad Boy Ike???
Missed the ref? It was the movie "Armageddon".
They said I was crazy, collecting turtle shells. BUT NOW I'LL SHOW THEM! *punts shell, hits bullet, bullet falls* Good thing Physics doesn't exist!
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Krystal starts with an additional barrier. There, I said it.
+1 win to you, sir.
WHAT MOVIE IS THIS FROM?!?! Seriously, it's driving me and my friend insane atm. Otherwise… FUKKEN SAVED!
Yes…it's horrific.
Don't make me look again, Taiho!
Don't make me look…
+1 Daifuku's +1!
Sorry, c.d. is broken. And we have only one c.d.
Now it only plays Hey There Delilah
Can't…resist!
GRABBIN BILLS~desu!
I brought a laptop, mobile wi-fi, and my iTunes… don't make me play opera!
Bite the bullet bills…
Koopa Paratroopas follow to wipe out survivors…
I… eat.. your… super mushrooms. I eat 'em up!
I want mah shells.
Imagine Bowser put to scale with those things… now transform that into giga bowser.
Even the French need top hats and monocles…
Where can I get those, anyway?
Lies! It was fish sauce all along!
Bill is nigh! And his beard is infected!
WoT references :D
I can't find the book after Crown of Swords…it's pissing me off!
Same here. WE ARE ON TO YOUR PLAN TO REPLACE CAPTAIN OBVIOUS >:O
GRAVITY CAT
IS NOT AMUSED!
I own that movie…
Is this bad?
C-c-c-combo breaker!
*BOOM* Fuck this is the wrong kingdome.
DAMN this post is 5 months old and still in the top list!
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It's Super Effective!!
MAMA MIA!that billet bill is big!
add some "flight of the valkyeries" music, you've got an epic scene of chuck norris proportions