ALL HAIL THE HYPNO-GROUDON
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 28, 2009 · 11:08 AM
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Sweet zombie Jesus! Did you know the site has over 2,000 lolz? 
When i stare into your eyes… i just cant look away. Its as if you have captured my very soul…fucking master balls…
thats a great slogan… or motivational
MASTERBALLS
they will even capture your soul
I can't believe someone hit groudon on the eye with a pokeball >_> stupid pokemon trainer.
ALL HAIL TO THE HYPN-
*snaps back to reality*
Damn!
I bet it was ash… worst trainer ever
He still isnt a pokemon master yet is he?
God, I wasted a master ball in red/blue. Was in the mansion in Cinnabar Island, tried catching a trainers pokemon because a friend told me you can, it broke and I had to restart the game.
Such a feeble attempt. I mean, wha-
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-GROUDON
Groudon only looks like that 'cause he's about to eat a PAUNCH from our lord and master. He didn't show his moves…
Like seriously Ash started his journey when i was 11, im 21 now. Its time he hangs up the towel. Great now i think im going to wal karoudn and rant about this. THANKS HALOLZ.
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ALL HAIL THE HYPNO-GROUDON. THE ALMIGHTY FALCON SHALL FALL AND THE WORLD WILL DESCEND INTO MADNESS. HEED MY WARNING, FEEBLE HUMANS, YOUR FALCON CANNOT SAVE YOU THIS TIME.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME.
lol, i wish internet stuff spilled out into my area like a guy my age walking around complaining about pokemon
the closest i got was seeing a guy dressed up as doctor mcninja for halloween
YES. ALL THESE MORTALS SHALL FAL-
Falcon save me!
Kygore is laughing his blue ass off
Kyogre is laughing his blue ass off
Groudon be trippin' balls
Kyogre: Hey! Come out and play!
Groudon: I can't; I'm playin' pokeblock!
K: But now there's portable pokeblock!
G: WHAAAAAAAT!?!
This goes perfectly with the last submission.
on a unrelated note, why do so many people -1 anons? even if it's funny? i've started my own crusade to plus one all funny anons. especially after i saw a anon's hilarious joke stolen by a user a day later, then he got -1'd, so that the user seemed like he got the joke first!
You think it looks weird now, wait till they open. O_O
ooh, clap clap clap! nice job there.
Bitch be trippin' BALLS!
My recommendation would be no lumberjacking.
No they went after the same damn mouse for years.
I would give the Mcninja kid a shit ton of candy
Stay outta my sight!
we now interupt this episode of hypno-groudon for a very impor…no! im sorry hypno-groudon, its not my fault they are making me, no please dont melt my brains!! bleahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!
wasnt a kid… some guy… definitely older than 20s… but i agree he should still get candy… he deserved it
Yes he does!
Am i the only one who thought of Pokemon Snap after reading the caption?
"They say he's the closest to god, and when he open his eyes, he'll send your soul to one of the 7 hells"
Damnit, only 4 episodes to beat Groudon!
PORN! OAO
Agreed. But what if there was a kid dressed up as Paco?
Paco? Do you mean Gordito?
Alternate caption: DAY-UM! I see what you did there!
PRESS B+A+B+^+>+>+<+A+SELECT!!!
What you say?
Only 7? Damn you Dante, limiting that shit…
Oh no you did not!
FALCON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"For dry, red eyes, Clear Eyes is awesome. It removes redness and has ingredients that moisturize. Wow."
Only if he also is riding Yoshi…
how come your still at 93p? i plus one'd all your comments to page 5. NOTHING!?!
Meowth, that's right!
It's the level vs level thing =P
Better than a motorcicle shaped unicorn
I'm sorry I can't let you have that Groudon… not as long as I'm able to RIOT THE HELL OUT OF YOU!
Can I has eyeball sex?
did you sing the team rocket anthem before you used it?
thats what they did right? throw pokeballs at someones pokemon to steal them… not challenge them to a battle that would lead you to have the opportunity to get away or create crazy contraptions to steal a single pokemon without ever planning on that pokemon having an ability to save itself
cause it's t3h int3rw3bs. there's always going to be trolls around and whatnot, I tend to only -1 the rather disliked comments, such as FAIL, FIRST, and all of that crap. >_>
…now do it to me! O:
it's kind of hard to throw things when one of your arms is a chainsaw…. were thinking of the same Ash right? o.O
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Madness?
U
THIS.
IS.
Not!
SPARTAAAAAAA!
Oh Pokemon Snap!
woot
i finally have a submission posted!
I know I did… o.o
I called him… and he came! :D
Dammit! There goes my Halloween costume…
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Not to mention they ran into countless legendary Pokemon over the years ignoring those gems for a cut-rate, useless rat.
cccccccccombo breaker
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Can't let you play that, pokeblock!
Apparently there's a hypno-kyogre as well.
Apparently there's a hypno-kyogre as well.
http://www.halolz.com/2009/01/13/all-glory-to-the...
Everyone gets -1ed by random trolls, but regular users tend to get bumped back up.
Yeah gordito…why the hell did i say paco?
No this ash wanted to be the very best that noone ever was
to catch them was his real test
to train them was his cause.
its mainly aimed at badonk and dai
why does this still in the posatives
why is this still in the posatives
how can you melt the brains of a zombie
Let's see….they've ran into Mewtwo, Mew, Zapdos, Articuno, Moultres, Lugia, Celebi, Entei, Rayquaza, Deoxys, Lucario, Mew (again), and Manaphe.
tell me if i missed any cause my memory of the movies is not what it used to be.
So true….
So true….but we shall ENDURE!!!
Oh I see what you did there :D
+1 for you!
Ahem *Ben Stein voice*
For dry, red eyes, Visene is awesome!
you Have THE POWER!!!!
As fast as he could :p
Trainer girl: "Lets see, we got all the elements, every human emotion, time and space… I think there's only one place to go…we're going for GOD!"
Trainer boy: "Nah, we got him too"
My halloween costume is gonna be an Army man!
…..I miss the real world D:!!!
It's a short way to say Francisco, a popular mexican name
I guess that's why
With headcrabs. That are on fire.
Fixed.
Wisdombook, make your time! The Great Falcon hath heard your slander and is most displeased! Not even The Great Denier can let you do that!
Flaming crabs
Rule # 2
Part C
Boi oi oi oi oi oing!!!
btw, do you guys think I should get an account here?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fear the power of the Church!
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Fear the power of the Church!
He's new so i think we can let this one slide with a warning and a punch, But so help me Falcon if i hear any more like this postwe may have to do something more drastic
Well, Halolz doesnt have accounts. IntenseDebate is the one that does the threads. But you may as well. there's no harm in doing it.
Oh there are far more levels of Hell. They're just for reserved individuals and V.I.P's.
Like Soapdish :D
BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULLFUCK!!!
…Since when has being new stopped the Noob bashing?
FOR NOW AND FOREVER HYES!!!!!
Im not going to wear a costume, ill just ride around in my beat up old van asking kids if they want candy…
Paccy The San Fransico treat (For fangirls)
OMG! I'll dress up as a hobo! Then I can get candy AND pocket change to buy more candy!
ah, crap.
THIS IS AN EXPLANATION, NOT AN EXCUSE:
I was speaking in the sense of hypno-groudon using me as a messenger. I am and always was loyal to the church of falcon, I just took the opportunity to say something like that cuz itz funneh.
Now gimme my points back pl0xorz
I can't help but feel insulted that this picture is being so highly rated when pretty much everyone spat on my Kyogre submission. Fuck you, Internet. Fuck you.
Fuck, i cant think of any jokes.
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lol sorry couldn't resist.
ONO I AM BOMBADRED WITH -1s!
Your mindGAMEs do not work on me!!!
Well, the internet is a fucked up place.
I only saw the first two movies, i was never very into the show, But when i saw the first movie i laughed my ass off at the part where the kid dies and everyones all sad, people in the movie theater actually cried, it was hillarious.
:O So I'm not the only heartless bastard that laughed at that!
But yeah, out of all the achievements that were made, I still don't have credit to Team. I already had So I Herd You Liek Furries
That's so damned truth
Is that like the halo 3 odst vidmaster?
Because i was 3 brutes and 7 jackals from completing that…
Is that like the halo 3 odst vidmaster?
Because i was 3 brutes and 7 jackals from completing that…
i did not understand the first half of the video
yay moving that thread here, damn ID lag.
I thought up a few things myself
Y so Serious: Finish the joke after someone says "I loled"
Halorama: Make an appropriate Futurama joke.
Do Ra Me: Make a song inspired by a submission.
Cool kid: Make a DA account
Huzzah: Win an argument
FUCK!: Loose 5 arguments
Clergymen: Make an excellent Falcon related comment.
Shave and a haircut: Visit a barber.
I have a problem: Admit you play or have played wow
Acknowledgment: Have Shawn comment on your joke.
Laying down the law: Come up with a Halolz law
Archeologist: Link a relevant picture from the halolz archives
Grammar Nazi: Have 5 or more comments on the same thread be grammatically correct
Metapod used harden: Make a good sexual joke
Elite 4 master: Make Prof oak come
Troll killer: +1 someone hit by the -1 troll
Fairy boy: +1 the same person 5 or more times on a single submission.
Spy saver: Say “OMG THIS BEAT MEET THE SPY!”
Parental sadness: Create a fitting version of “Your not my real dad, Dad___!”
O.o: Think of a good excuse to survive Daifuku’s Zippo attacks, Raccoons Riots or Badonk Meme attacks.
Meme man: Start a meme on halolz
Meme Master: Start 5 memes on halolz
Transcendent: Become a Falcon Cardinal or higher
I make it look easy: Refrain from using a BONK joke in a sub with the scout in it.
Reference master: Get 5 references from other people first.
Shame faced: Get Badonk’d
Halolz Veteran: Hit level 69
Halolz God: Hit level 100
Right hand of Falcon: Hit level 200
Left hand of falcon: Have too much time on your hands and hit level 300
Nerdgasim: Meet Shawn at a convention,
Brave: Give out your Gamertag on halolz
Staccato: Talk to a Basketball
Pantsman: Link an appropriate VGCats comic.
Astley: Get Rick rolled
Don’t forget the milk: Get awarded TCC by a halolz member with Epeen over 69
WE HATH SHOWN YOU OUR MOVES!!!!
Meh, that's enough for me
+1'd
I see…I shall consider this choice very care–f*** it, heck yes!
He keeps pushing back the date on our trip, i still call the couch/bed/pogostick
Well Rac at least you know who your +1 fairy is <. <
Well that explains the burning itch…
OTHER CLASSIC SAYING!!!
Remember once you go black, you go blind
Because I don't keep it in a bottle =P
Also, your army of fairies is an… army of fairies
Checjk for all of those. Except Helols God (for now) and Right and Left Hand Of Falcon.
Nice list :D
And I the bumper :3
My army is on fire ._.
You have done well Child of Falcon :3
Ok, let us know when you have.
speakin of which, your're serving a tour in afghanistan, right?
Now do it to me.
+1'd
…what does that even mean? like, i'm not tryin to be mean, i just dont understand?