Cb-Greiga took advantage of this opportunity, but there is bound to be some blow-back!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 27, 2009 · 11:08 AM
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Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
FIRST :3
just wait next thing you know we got 8 bit babys
You're walking in the street, randomly flashing people, then BAM! You get raped by some nymphomaniac.
You're walking in the street, randomly flashing people, then BAM! You get raped by some nymphomaniac.
BREAK THE TARGET!
IT'S A TRAP!
Perhaps racial profiling was involved? Mr. Game and Watch is black, after all.
*pulls out flamewarthrower* i hate when i have to use this; but i love using it
remember to yell suprize or its rape
Phail :3
For his sake, I sure hope he doesn't try and stick it in Peach's Bomber.
You, sir, are invading MY movepool! I declare WAR!!! *nukes with Zippocat bomb*
i fight you zippocatbomb with PETA
i fight your zippocatbomb with PETA
PETA's too busy freaking over a Guard dog update that doesn't exist to help you now >:D
VUUV?
i luered them away with some tofu and now there behind you
that's what i got too >.>
quick Dai! use your furry force!
NO its my one true weakness, well that and fire seeing how im a spy and what not
Then I guess it's not morse code
The… hell? -1 bandit was here!
No spaces… 0.o DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!
I tried a couple different variations of it they are
VUUV
VGV
LV
THEY MAKE NO SENSE
Question, anyone else been having a problem with halolz for the last week? It crashes my firefox every so often O.o
Alternate caption: It seemed like a good idea at the time.
He hits her weak spot….
Myaybe it was an error
and he meant
BOOB
but that's a little silly
Nah, but my cookies are all screwed everytime I enter firefox, and I have to erase them all
… I tried translating it, but all I got was *brainsplode*… no spaces…
It's getting to the point where you can't even walk down the street naked anymore! :O
Perhaps an saboteur is draining your constructions?
FOAR MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!
OK…that one is just nerdy
It would be 1 BYTE baby…get it right. sheesh.
00100011000101010010010000101010011
00010010101010111010111010101010100
10110101011011010100110110021001101
10011011310110010001011100101100110
01100110110011010110DIVIDED BY ZERO
……………………….HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN!
Officer i swear it wasn't rape! I had my pecker out flashing random people on the street, you know something every 60 year old cell based polygon does, and out of the blue i look up and BAM! She falls on my floppy!
She's the one who should go to jail… she has some kind of midget with a mushroom head stuck up her fun fold…
*translated from*
BEEP beep Beee Beep Beep bEEP beep eep BEEP!
well you have to think about the middle ground between crazy nextgen graphics, and calculator graphics… I'd say about 8-bit…
… -. .- ..-. ..-
…/ -./ .-/ ..-./ ..-
SNAFU
A winner is me.
SPY SAPPIN YUR HALOLZ! :O
http://www.halolz.com/2009/05/19/spah-update-sapp…
I'm sick?
You're the one that pulls Toad out of you vagIMMA FIRING MAH LAZAH!
I'm sick?
You're the one that pulls Toad out of your vagIMMA FIRING MAH LAZAH!
not to mention piss! :D
Looks like Game & Watch is saddling up the ol' baloney pony.
Perhaps racial profiling was involved? Mr. Game and Watch is, indeed, black.
This has been a message brought to you by Upskirts Dot Com…
"Remember kids, don't forget to wear protection!"
Throw the rings on the bottles to win a prize!
I love carnival games ;)
I see what you did there
Anyone else notice the tag Shawn put on this one? Lucky Shot…*shiver*
Ah, good point. Thanks for the clarification
It's uh…charging…..DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS BLAGH!!!!
Both of you should win internets for the effort.
As for TCC I'm sure he'll go with anyone. His current owner won't let him off the chain.
WHAT THE HELL IS A 3 DOING IN THERE?!?!?
*boom*
…-..-..-…-!!!
First one to translate that wins an internet and TCC :3
calm down, theres no such thing as three.. o.o
you have to realize just how many peoples stomachs I've been in… at this point does anybody really want to eat me?
Remind me not to go on NWFC for Brawl anymore, if it means dealing with all the perverts
Do you taste good on bagels?
what doesn't taste good on a bagel? :D
The very first time when Mr. Game & Watch trying to masturbate…
http://www.halolz.com/2008/12/30/masturbation/
This time, it's not against the wall!
Rule #53 my good sir!
http://yattarosb.deviantart.com/journal/26865843/
Good Day!
am i the only one that thought of the car commercial when i read about opportunity.
Or mabye it's Wolf not letting firefox do that.
Rule #3 http://yattarosb.deviantart.com/journal/26865843/
How do you know that?
How do you know?
FOR MASSIVE ORGASMAGE!!!
snafu……snafu…….snafu…….. would someone remind me where that's from? I've heard it before…..
he's mr. opportunity, and he's knocking…
up peach… *backstabbed*
I SPY WITH MY LITTLE *headshot* AHHHHRADAA!
AuraMaster > BB93
Looking back I realize that that could have been a lot funnier.
http://www.snafu-comics.com
Lucky for Mr.Game & Watch, Peach is NOT a trap.
nope. i thought of those corny commercials too! XD
I had to read it like three times until I noticed that it didnt say damage… o.o
IT'S A TRAP! WE CAN'T DEFLECT STD'S OF THAT MAGNITUDE! :O
So was the Recovery team apparently….
Oh Lawdy! Mista troll done came and stole mah points!
*puts hand to head and faints*
WINNER IS YOU!!!
Oh teh noes! He needs elixir asap!!!
Indeed :3
damn i ran out getting tcc out of Badonks stomach
only in austin texas
What has our world come to when we can't simply hang out with our wang out? D:
BlueChameleon got it. Prepare to be nom'd. Again.
wow i realy expected somone else to do this
(>°-°)>(v°-°)
(>*o(v0.0) SURPRISEEEE!!!
Oh crap, I don't have my stomach pump handy! Guess I'll have to do this the old fashioned way…ZIPPO PAWNCH!!!
Well, I have been having problems with the site as well. Mainly IntenseDebate and any thread I comment in. Maybe i should Add Thread Breaker to my achievements list?
… i'm kinda used to it at this point… -,-
I know right? its a complete travisty! D:
You'd think getting eaten out on a regular basis would be a good thing ._.
Hmm…shoulda given a hint as to the number of characters. Damn me and my memorization of Morse code!!!
… hmm… all crapy hemp wallets, and all of them empty…. well, I'm sure we'll find a use for them…. :D
___-^-__-^-__-^-_____-^-______________________________
Dont worry its ok… i had another 1up
>.>
<.<
*shreads and smokes them*
Hey, when did TCC become a kruller?
Oh, that's what that shroom was i found earlier. Sorry, i eated it cause TCC wasn't enough ._.
When you enter firefox, you enter every site firefox has ever been with z._z
You sir have FAILED!!!
I use Chrome on my personal computer. It doesn't do that I don't think.
Tell…my fanboys…..they're creepy..
Bleh! *dies*
Captain! The shields! They are losing power!!!
was going to say that he knows he is screwed and is just going to fire his lazah along with an awesome text picture but nfortunately i pressed the wrong buttonand deleted it
and im too lazy to try it again
badonk… BADONK?! BADOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!!
http://www.halolz.com/2008/10/01/cant-let-you-do-…
Dammit, don't die on me yet! I still need to know what to say to the one fangirl! And the fan furries!
can one send a cookie to its room?
.. to be honest, they use alot of teeth.. o.o
*muffled voice*
THE STOMACH ACID IS MELTING THINGS I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD!! D:
WHO WILL MAKE BENDER WAFFLES JUST THE WAY HE LIKES THEM NOW? D:
Well…one can try! *gets firehose and sprays TCC* RUN COWARD!!!
Kinky :D
that's the one I was looking for, but I couldn't find it… I had to settle for the spy.
Hehehe, I added a few "extras" when i upgraded you ^^
someone needs to photoshop that… NAO.. O.O
Fail once again. GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!
Trifurry > Shoop da whoop
DO NOT WANT SOGGY! D:
Then you DO WANT TOASTY! *ignites with flaemwarz thrower*
Do I bring up the milk?
wolf stopped your bomb before i went off though so
shoop da woop>deactivated trifurry
FEDSALKFJWEKMELTINACIDPAIN!!!!!!!!! D:
No! He's grounded from milk until he learns how to be leet!
geez, get a life…
*ba-dun-pish*
Ask her her phone number
OMIGODIHAVEACOOKIEBITINGMYSTOMACHANDITHURTSBLAAAARGH!!!
…. both? o.O
Trifurry is run off of Zippofalcons and the souls of aborted children. Not even wolf would get near that.
*hurls Jarate*
Standin' around like a bloody idiot!!!
I can be 1337! just gimme a chance!!! :O
If someone can make an awesome pixelated avatar from a rioting scene I consider him leet!
Yes, I'm going to spoil him!
All your chance are belong to me! TCC, make your time!!!
Umm…Fangirls disturb me worse than Zippocats o.O
I think I'll pass…
Objection! He's dodging the question your honor!
k, but only if you want a burnt cookie.. -.-
YAY! :D
NOES!!! D:
what are you getting at mr. Dai? you're going to have to be penalized for taking up the coarts time. (life bar goes down)
if your not talking to her I'm calling dibs… chicks dig the chocolate chips :D
than why are you near it… (O-O) your worse than wolf
I call shenanigans
Sadly, not. They dig pocky. That's their drug
OBJECTION!
I believe I can fly~
I believe I can touch the sky~
Besides, cookies make me hyper!
i tried but failed
i call hax
true… TO PHOTOSHOP! :O
HAAAAX! DX
Wait… isn't that being a identity thief
Wait… isn't that being a identity thief?
this is truely a task the triforce of photoshopers then…
launches computer at judge
Judge: I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to penalize you for missconduct! (Acrazymonke's reputation, whatever bar thingy goes down)
Situation normal, all F-'d up.
yes i shall call the badonk
(clears throat)
I FOUND A NEW COMMENTER WHO HAS AN AWESOME AVATAR
i hope he heard that
To Kill a Mocking Bird crossed with Smash?
Profit?
Socks.
And Badonk.
(health bar lowers)
??? wait im being crushed!!! side… too… close… cant… BREATHE
(dies)
…. so? o.o
would you like the hose?
TCC's in his mid-life identity crisis XD
It puts the lotion in the basket!!!
"To bake or not to bake"
Wolf's got nothin on me >:3
He also herd you liek mudkipz.
mid-life…. I'm gunna die at 32? NOES!!!!!!!!! D:
too late, dai already smoked up those wallets. :P
3PO SHUT DOWN ALL THE GARBAGE SMASHERS ON THE DETENTION LEVEL! D:
Enough of this tomfoolery! I motion to skip the trial and move to the sentencing of TCC!
Clearly his defence is a troll! *points at Paiv who'se TCC's lawyer*
And i'm gonna be HIIIIIiiiiiIIIiigh
As a kite by then ;D
Well, the average shelf life of a cookie is 10 days…I'd say you're doing rather nicely :3
sweet i forgot i had my dead ringer… oh god its getting smaller
*pulls out wrench* We can fix that >:D
(pulls out a bottle of falcon punch and starts throwing it on dai)
SHOW ME YOUR MOVES SHOW ME YOUR MOVES SHOW ME YOUR MOVES
….that's what she said ;D
hah lol
Okay, you asked for it.
*activates Trifurry*
FIST OF THE ZIPPO KING!!!
oh wait i forgot badonk died
Badonk's e-peen still lives on with us.
But I'm not touching it…
i just got ubered
Really game and watch? Going after 3D girls now? The 2D ones weren't good enough for you? Damit >_> *Picks up rocket launcher and prepares to destroy the second dimension.*
you have won an internet and an half
oh god i can feel my sappers pushing against me
Careful, you'll sap yourself!
*watches on in horror as the sapper activates*
Umm…too late D:
Well…you did ask for my moves.
blows up hah i still have my dead ringer
i was trying to release the dark ones grip on you but i guess your just a very sick man
But…sappers sap electronics and the dead ringer is an electonic as well o.o
Dark one's grip? I NEED AN ADULT!!!
And yes, I am a very twisted man :3
yes but it has an older design so it is unsappable
yeah a short while oversees can do that to a man
hmm…touche
He touched me…down there D:
its starting to open up again
NO NO NOT THIS DISCUSSION TOO
(gets pushed against the wall again)
i wish i could trade
You'll have to swordfight him for it ;D
(throws sappers somwere else well now i dont have to deal with that problem this time
oh wait the backup ones
(explodes again) thank goodness my dead ringer recharges quickly
No Father!!! I'm not an alterboy!!!
As is your mother >:D
well than goodness i have rotc training that and my dextarity
plus hes already dead
wait thats not my mom
whoa a little too much info
Well…he does have a 94 e-peen…It would most like one shot you…
*snicker* one shot….money shot XD
o my god 69 replies what happens now
Oh snap! TCC's mom puts out!
Or maybe…NOT ENOUGH ;O!!!
(looks at photo) whoa
(TCC jumps and takes the photo
)gimme that
well, it's 72 at the moment. And…iunno. My name's not google D:
no theres actually not enough ROOM
Classic XD
MOARROOMMUSTBEMADEFORGREATJUSTICE!!!!
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wait this is a role reversal arent you the soldier and me the spy
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no that shot was so bad it hit badonks corpse
Umm…that's classified. Oh hey, look! a Talking cookie!!!
*sprints away*
i blame fission for starting this
But it hit him in the head o_o
chases tcc for a while
whait what was i doingagain?
I blame TCC. Because I can.
would that be an f+
I do believe you were watching a porno starring TCC's mom
i was going to blame one of tham and i chose the troll who said first
Still a headshot.
no thats tuesday
I blame TCC because he's a candy ass.
i guess but it wont work for me if the persin ding it is dead
Porno Tuesday?
This Cardinal approves!
no hes a brownie ass
well now we need the vote of the rest of the preists
*in homer sompsons voice*
mmmmmm candy ass
*activates Trifurry* I HAVE THE POWER!!! (He-Man reference lol)
*Fires off Ultimo Zippocat Bomb*
It's Super Effective!!! PETA is in a state of shock!!!
Peta has whited out. Daifuku has gained PETA's wallets!
I seem to be the source of alot of photoshopping ideas and theme songs. Still working on Still Alive-TCC Edit.
And do you mean your avatar as a kruller or me smoking the wallets and seeing you as a kruller?
Shoop Da Cunt!!!
Let's just say I'm the reason why Peach is in another castle. *shifty eyes*
Um, Peach? Ever since that time you made me give you anal I've been having this weird burning feeling. Are you sure Luigi used a condom?
But I don't wanna be darth cookie! :O
i gess the phrase busy hands are happy hands takes on a whole new meaning
Hey now, im an acquired taste :(
Ok im back, i borrowed a life from Dai.
Captain! My ipod! She is losing power!!!
But your a boo… you couldn't face her…
Well, maybe she wasn't paying attention to him.
Well, maybe she wasn't paying attention to him.
dear god you guys have long conversations on this site dont you all? havent you tried Email or instant messenger?
I was possessing Bowser at that time. Nintendo didn't want to go too much into the details. :/
Infected! run!!
its a terrible world we live in
Dont worry the +1 fairy came back to help :D
I'm Mr. opportunity *knock knock* and im knocking, buy a honda pilot for only 1000 with the cash for clunkers trade in value of your old vehical, be prepared to not be able to avoid the subsequent charges most car dealerships sneak in to counter balance any and all losses they may take on the deal! So head on down to the honda sale event!
A cookie sprayed with water with lotion? Wow the food over there must be terrible if you would eat that Dai O.o
Would you rather they gummed you down?
They really need to update more!!! Theres like 7 different ongoing comics, and NONE of them update!
Here drink this Falcon Punch, it should quiet him down. Cookies cant hold their liquor
I will agree with this statement, TCC fits the leet requirements
NOooOoOOOOOoooOOO!!
Cock ring? o.o
YOU HAVE BEEN SHOWN WHO IS THE BOSS!
IF i could read what needed to be photoshopped it would!
WHAT?!
37 comments in one reply thread , Holy crap Dai and monkey O.o
New Record!
tcc as a cruller and dai smoking weed
SHESA FIRING HER LABIA!
i would like to thank the academy, and all of the people who could make this possible, tcc, that guy who said first, daifucu and of course the almighty falcon
You guys made the page explode…
I HOPE YOUR HAPPY!
tomorrow >.>
O.o
Also, sneak attack.
He also put the sneak attack tag.
It's all good. I have over 9000 of them anyways :3
*chugs* Die little fudge packed bastard!!!
….He still doesn't get any milk tho >_>
Anything is better than footbread…
Oh yes, I am ever so happy :3
I have earned my title as Thread Breaker.
OOH!!! Try photoshopping a Trifurry :D
OMG! ZOMBIE! :O
… would that be a fuzzy looking triforce, or anthro mudkipz pluss a new member? o.o
not to mention how many digestive systems I've gone through… at this point I'm more fudge than cookie… o.O
is that a yay?
CCOOOOOKIIIEEEEE!!!! *noms*
Yes.
Yes it is
you know your compleatly right
also i do beleive that this is the second largest one, im not sure what ones the most thoug, i forgot witch one
It's on one of the Wolf achievement ones. i do believe it's like 160+
It's on one of the Wolf achievement ones. i do believe it's like 160+
And you have as much right to this win as i do. Now bask in it! Your cardinal demands it!!!
It's on one of the Wolf achievement ones. i do believe it's like 160
And you have as much right to this win as i do. Now bask in it! Your Cardinal demands it!!!
thank you and am thinking of making halolz acheivment medals(kina like badonks 69 medals) and this will be incliuded
I'm fairly sure I won't be able to fit all of the ones I may have earned on my avatar D:
there wont be too many but you dont want to have them all, some will be faiure ones
Told you!
also i can use some help thining and designing ill post somthing on my intence debate
Hairy Ass is a must. It's for listening to me.
Popular Demand: +10 points on a single comment.
Dayum!!!: -10 or less on a single comment.
Credit to Team: Make either a Church of Falcon or Wolf post on Halolz.
Too Much Time on My Hands: Start a thread with over 50 replies.
Flawless Finish: Sucessfully complete a combo of epic proportions with no combo breakers.
Thread Breaker: Be the cause of IntenseDebate breaking on Halolz 10 times.
wow thankds for the startim also going to make a secret achevable that you can only get by unknown means
… shouldn't you take me to dinner first? o.O
aww… D:
your mean… -.-
LIES! :O
Nah your easy
Check
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Do i get a medal O.o
Aww give the kid some milk…. just make sure its not from a cow
:O
*slap!*
Drink about 3 of them, then jump in a jeep and drive for a while
(Yes… my plan is nearing completion, with Daifuku in military prison there will be no one to stop me in my diabolical plan to take over halolz MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!)
Drink about 10 of them, then jump in a jeep and drive for a while
(Yes… my plan is nearing completion, with Daifuku in military prison there will be no one to stop me in my diabolical plan to take over halolz MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!)
Only one I don't qualify for is credit to team…that will be fixed.
And no. you don't get a medal. They aren't made yet :p
I say we melt him down and remake him into a snikerdoodle, just for the lolz
… snikerdoodles are awesome… o.o
HAHAHA! HE SAID SNICKERDOODLE! LAUGH AT HIM BWAHAHAHA!
Krullers > Snickerdoodles
When did you get -10? O.o
Note he's not denying it :3
On the Colonel, of course.
Duh, yeah that counts :D
Your plan is flawed! It was a Hummer!!!
HYEeeEeEEEEeeeEEES!!!
No! He shall get coffee and like it! It will put hair on his ass!!!
Curses, Foiled again…
Wont that be rewarding him? Coffee is the nectar of the Falcon.
MMMAaaayYYeeeeBBeee???
I thought over 9000 year old scotch was o.o
I said nectar, that he samples from the chalace of broken bodys next to his throne on big blue, He drinks that only when his followers show their moves. Which is alot, but besides that Coffee is the go to drink of choice for the Falcon.
Edit: 9000 year old scotch……….
*drools*
Indeed. and also a good Pre-Embargo Cuban to enjoy with that scotch.
And TCC needs to grow hair on his ass. Have you seen it?! It's all pasty and unsightly!
I would also like to thank Wolf, for not allowing a combo breaker.
And i think this is quite possible in the top 5 longest threads in Halolz history. I'm so proud :3
*Subsequent charges may include, but are not limited to:
State taxes, Federal taxes, Planetary taxes, Fees fees, 10%, 20%, OVER 9000%, Shoop Da Fee, Troll tax, LOLCat tax, Mudkips lieking you fee, Ceilingcat is watching you fee, and title fees.
….Kinky? D:
… it doesn't make it less insulting… o.o
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
But, there are ways to make it more insulting >:3
yeah, but snickerdoodles are the BEST kind of cookie. :D
yeah, but snickerdoodles are the BEST kind of cookie. :D
…
next to a falcon cookie…
Just thought of some more!
So I Herd You Liek Furries?: Be a known fur on Halolz.
Spy Sappin Mah Avatar!!!: Be the victim of a backstab by Badonk.
CCCCCCCCOMBO MASTAH!!!: Perform 5 combo breakers, each with +2 points or higher.
A Shrubbery!: Make 25 Monty Python jokes that don't suck.
Time Well Spent: post over 1000 comments on Halolz.
*Drool, looks sadly to his box of Rockey patel's*
Dammit, your good, but just not god enough :(
Hey no fair, i cant get the spy sappin mah avatar one :(
Besides that i have them all besides the furry one. But im an Achive whore so I FUCKING LOVE FURRYS! SO HAWT!
Ding* You unlocked So i Herd You Liek Furries?
No more writing on this page, my computer does not like it and loads slow as hell, to groudon!
Not-too-subliminal imagery, Mr. John.
If we ever meet, I'll be sure to find you one.
Ok, it will be continued on your master balls comment.
So do the police, but that's besides the point.
*stares blankly for awhile, than bitchslaps Masque
Your logic doesn't belong here!
*stares blankly for awhile, then bitchslaps Masque
Your logic doesn't belong here!
Sweetness, dont have to worry about the 5$ bus fare satan let me borrow, by the way i made us diner reservations tonight.
Halolerz, TONIGH WE DINE…IN HELL!
for me too it seems O.o
:D Halolz party at Dai's base!
All your base are belong to us!
Does that count as a 3 way? O.O
::Piledrives Burnout through the announcers table::
"Oppurtunity knocks but once… and it don't come back no more!"