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Oh BrentalFloss… I can’t resist your charms! A new “lyrics” video featuring The Legend of Zelda? This cannot wait for Movie Monday!
Thanks for the heads up OrionX!

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[VIDEO] WHAT IF ZELDA HAD LYRICS?

Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 26, 2009 · 10:42 AM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(196 votes, average: 4.27 out of 5)

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Teh lawzor on September 26th, 2009 2:42 pm

SWEEEEEEET!
Don on September 26th, 2009 2:42 pm

5/5
That was hilarious!
Leo058 on September 26th, 2009 2:43 pm

You should put up the original one; not the PG-13 one.
Leo058 on September 26th, 2009 2:44 pm

You should put up the original one; not the PG-13 one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_3hE8TOVxU
Leo058 on September 26th, 2009 2:47 pm

You should put up the original one; not the PG-13 one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_3hE8TOVxU
Little difference… but that bleep is piercing.
Leo058 on September 26th, 2009 2:48 pm

You should put up the original one; not the PG-13 one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_3hE8TOVxU
Little difference… but that bleep is piercing.
Badonk on September 26th, 2009 2:52 pm

It's dangerous to go alone take this.
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Morn…
codemaster525 on September 26th, 2009 2:53 pm

Hmm, not so sure why the Falcon Bunch pic was in the similar pictures for this vid. Funny vid. 4/5

Hey shawn, why didn't you post my Meet The Pyro vid?
HeroOfHyrule128 on September 26th, 2009 3:10 pm

Pretty awesome until the end. Yes, the hero and the damsel do it, we get it.
BurnoutSpartan on September 26th, 2009 3:11 pm

Yeah, didn't you know that censorship isn't allowed on our internets?
BurnoutSpartan on September 26th, 2009 3:19 pm

Quit explaining how to beat Zelda the old way, when the new way is so much more effective
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJwfqSx4-h0
Andy Goth on September 26th, 2009 3:26 pm

I got to see this guy perform live at ScrewAttack Game Convention. It was mind-blowingly great. Also, all the ladies agree that he's a fantastic pianist. http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1993625&amp…
Alan Rickman on September 26th, 2009 4:11 pm

Topless….Robot.
Do great minds think alike and you are just getting beat to the punch or what?
TheAceOfSkulls on September 26th, 2009 4:30 pm

But when you *bleep* things, it is more often than *bleep* funnier than *bleep* because sometimes you *bleep* and it makes no *bleep* especially in cases of *bleep* where you must *bleep* and whistle for a baboon!
ayanleman on September 26th, 2009 4:53 pm

*ahem* HYES! the Falcon Approves!
Masterluigi452 on September 26th, 2009 4:53 pm

I laughed at the very last moment!
It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!
*Takes out a condom*
5/5!
Coodoo on September 26th, 2009 5:06 pm

My hate for Brentalfloss burns like a California wild fire.
Acrazymonke on September 26th, 2009 5:19 pm

i actualy lold
the first real time in forever
MrRaccoon on September 26th, 2009 5:24 pm

To be fair, I tought this was going to be a little more like System of a Down version
Also, I preffered Sah Has Rha la
Leo058 on September 26th, 2009 5:28 pm

ZP references make everything better.
OrionX on September 26th, 2009 6:01 pm

You mean this:
http://www.ocremix.org/remix/OCR00022/
OrionX on September 26th, 2009 6:02 pm

You mean this?
http://www.ocremix.org/remix/OCR00022/
OrionX on September 26th, 2009 6:37 pm

Yeah, I realized there was an uncensored version right after I sent it in to Shawn. (if not blatantly obvious by the "PG-13 version" in the title…) But I was too lazy to try to remedy it.
Mah bad T_T
OrionX on September 26th, 2009 6:37 pm

Yeah, I realized there was an uncensored version right after I sent it in to Shawn. (if not blatantly obvious by the "PG-13 version" in the title…) But I was too lazy to try to fix it.
Mah bad T_T
That guy on September 26th, 2009 8:23 pm

ages 17 and under
AquaLink on September 26th, 2009 8:38 pm

amen brother. besides, don't we ALREADY know what the song would be like if it had lyrics? did we all forget this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OgmsXb8FNY
Zac on September 26th, 2009 8:42 pm

Ugh, Brentalfloss used to be good, but now all his videos are so demeaning towards women :

I liked a lot of his older videos, I mean, the Megaman ones were actually pretty good, but now it just seems like he's resorting to being a jerk for his comedy
AreUExperienced on September 26th, 2009 8:51 pm

Two thoughts occurred to me upon the conclusion of this video:

1. I didn't think it was possible to explain the Legend of Zelda series from the view of a male chauvinist.

2. Am I the only person who was deeply disturbed by the near-subliminal insertion of Zelda/Link fan art porn near the end of the video?
AreUExperienced on September 26th, 2009 8:51 pm

Two thoughts occurred to me upon the conclusion of this video:

1. I didn't think it was possible to explain the Legend of Zelda series from the view of a male chauvinist.

2. Am I the only person who was deeply disturbed by the near-subliminal insertion of Zelda/Link fan art porn near the end?
AreUExperienced on September 26th, 2009 8:54 pm

My friend, this is not the proper venue for feminist propaganda.
SolarZero on September 26th, 2009 10:35 pm

*facepalm* Gods dammit Brental! Must you make idiotic songs that make us laugh?! Yes… yes you must.
monkodeath on September 26th, 2009 10:52 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJxzfCQ0-Hg
kinnda like this……….
kenpachi15 on September 26th, 2009 10:59 pm

Though it would be funnier
Leo058 on September 26th, 2009 11:07 pm

So many people are saying Brentalfloss is being chauvinistic with this song… yet I hear nothing of the sort. All he says is that Zelda is hot, and that Link should get laid at the end (which he should. He just risked his life for some girl he doesn't even know).
Ruben on September 26th, 2009 11:19 pm

I got to 0:41 and my ears started to bleed from the horridness of his voice.
Ruben on September 26th, 2009 11:21 pm

yeah, that's what I thought this was going to be. And this is the way it should stay.
senrath on September 27th, 2009 12:03 am

There is no System of a Down version. The song you're thinking of was really made by Rabbit Joint.
BlueChameleon on September 27th, 2009 12:06 am

Hehe.
Tri-jan condoms.
Wiibejammin on September 27th, 2009 12:15 am

say wha?? linky damn you!
dont make me go threw the millions on youtube >.<
Badonk on September 27th, 2009 12:16 am

say wha?? linky damn you!
ayanleman on September 27th, 2009 1:17 am

also, the end is awesome. "What? He had it coming!"
ayanleman on September 27th, 2009 1:19 am

that's a good one, but you linked the miscredited one. the song is by Rabbit Joint, not Soad.
Eight_Ball on September 27th, 2009 1:56 am

Nobody would complain if it was sang by Jack Black.
Davis007 on September 27th, 2009 2:02 am

You're not alone on #2.
Shawn Handyside on September 27th, 2009 2:34 am

Yeah he even said at Game Core that part of the reason he was reluctant to do the Zelda theme is that it would be so much pressure for it to be amazing… no matter what it won't seem funny enough
ayanleman on September 27th, 2009 3:18 am

there is no system version, that was Rabbit Joint. EDIT: whoops, senrath! you beat me to the punch!
AquaLink on September 27th, 2009 5:24 am

the idea was to get the actual song out there. i'm aware soad didn't do it (and why it's still labeled that way i'll never understand).
Acrazymonke on September 27th, 2009 5:52 am

hey i live in california and was close to ane if those fires
please dont refrance that
Acrazymonke on September 27th, 2009 5:52 am

hey i live in california and was close to one of those fires
please dont refrance that
TCC on September 27th, 2009 5:55 am

I used to live in cali…. the wildfires are hardly the most dangerous thing around there… -.-
Acrazymonke on September 27th, 2009 6:11 am

they have been lately
also they were dangerous for me because i could see th flames from my roof
Coodoo on September 27th, 2009 6:16 am

Just goes to show how much I hate this guy.
Acrazymonke on September 27th, 2009 6:33 am

im not going to post diresct link so it can be up on halolz but just look up meet the pyro by avemangadude
if it is yours than i say awesome
Daifuku on September 27th, 2009 6:53 am

…You mean like most comedians have done for the past 50 years?
TCC on September 27th, 2009 8:06 am

well, California just all around sucks… -.-
TCC on September 27th, 2009 8:07 am

ok, we get that. we understand you hate him. we understand HOW MUCH you hate him. do you mind explaining WHY you hate him? o.o
Leo058 on September 27th, 2009 1:42 pm

Hey, hey, they've got Disneyland! …Oh, wait…
Leo058 on September 27th, 2009 2:33 pm

Angry Robot, you mean?

He explained that in the video description (which you should ALWAYS read). By the way, this song is fairly old; since the ScrewAttack Game Convention in early July.
superAaronC on September 27th, 2009 3:36 pm

um dont need protecton ive got magic and a trick from the gods known as captin F
Acrazymonke on September 27th, 2009 4:34 pm

we have the largest theme park in the world and its still getting bigger
Coodoo on September 27th, 2009 4:47 pm

Since when do you need a reason to hate someone?
meinmattias on September 27th, 2009 5:04 pm

Meh, I didn't find it that great. Yes, trolls, go ahead and slay me. :P
Badonk on September 27th, 2009 6:15 pm

just saw that…damn
Leo058 on September 27th, 2009 7:32 pm

Since World War II happened.
TCC on September 27th, 2009 7:43 pm

Disneyworld is said to be better… I THINK NOT!!! :O

seriously though, disneyland is ruined for me… last time I went there I got horribly sick for no reason whatsoever, and my grandma had a heart attack… not a good day. :(
Acrazymonke on September 27th, 2009 7:49 pm

i mean our six flags thats 10 minutes away from my house
Badonk on September 27th, 2009 10:17 pm

meh Ive seen worse Zelda hentai… lots and lots of Zelda hentai….huge amounts, mountains of Zelda hentai

(internetz for reference)
Vabolo on September 28th, 2009 12:30 am

That beard made the song so much more awesome. *sings along Final Fantasy victory song* BEARD HEADBANGING FTW!
Davis007 on September 28th, 2009 12:41 am

So have I, much, MUCH worse. Would any of you like to know?
TCC on September 28th, 2009 1:52 am

you can hate on brentalfloss all you want… but you CANNOT hate on that beard… -,-
Kanye on September 28th, 2009 2:52 am

Yo Brental Floss, I know you singin lyrics to Zelda, and Imma let you finish, but System of a Down had the best Zelda lyrics of all time!
hqeq umop apisdn on September 28th, 2009 5:57 pm

obv OP hasnt listened to enough System of a Down
ayanleman on September 28th, 2009 6:37 pm

ah. okay then, sorry mate!
Badonk on September 28th, 2009 7:44 pm

That was great lol
Badonk on September 28th, 2009 7:47 pm

everyone has a reason, it just depends if your smart enough to know said reason
Badonk on September 28th, 2009 7:48 pm

14$ Churros will do that to you
Daifuku on September 29th, 2009 3:24 am

A heart attack for the price.
Botulism from unwashed hands…
Daifuku on September 29th, 2009 3:26 am

Agreed. I know people who are dumber than half a bag of hammers and they still know what they get mad about.
Daifuku on September 29th, 2009 3:28 am

Can't be any worse than having a Zippocat kicked at you.
And then throwing it back.
Daifuku on September 29th, 2009 3:29 am

Giggity ;D
Badonk on September 29th, 2009 4:55 am

Amen…i mean HYES!
Davis007 on September 29th, 2009 5:43 pm

That sounds bad, but I have been scarred for life by my friend who is a gay furry. Would you like to know what happened?
Badonk on September 30th, 2009 1:22 am

Q: So how old are you sweety?
G: 16.
Q: 18? Perfect.
G: MOM!
Q: I like where this is going…
Badonk on September 30th, 2009 1:23 am

No, go drink that memory away. NOW
Davis007 on September 30th, 2009 6:41 pm

I've tried NUMEROUS things, nothing can save me.
VGGeek on October 5th, 2009 1:17 am

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN

Also, they make Young Link porn.

Don't ask how I know…it's too scarring.
Davis007 on October 5th, 2009 1:36 am

Can't be worse than gay furry porn….. oh crap….. BAD MEMORIES!!!!
Roflcopter419 on October 5th, 2009 2:16 am

It'll pass, eventually. Although it will disturb you for years before it does.

I've had something similar happen, I know how it feels.
Davis007 on October 5th, 2009 2:19 am

Yea, with any sorta good luck, It'll pass soon enough.
Leo058 on October 14th, 2009 2:03 pm

Can't believe it took me this long to realize… but that's the OPPOSITE of what we want!

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