This would have made courtroom proceedings in Phoenix Wright much more interesting!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 26, 2009 · 10:39 PM
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Sweet zombie Jesus! Did you know the site has over 2,000 lolz? 
Alternate line: Jarate, I choose you!
Sniper: HOLD IT!
Spy: B-but I don't want to! D:
Wow never expected to this one come up.
Just to reminder, Sniper isn't really pointing at the Spy though.
Still, 5/5!
Hold it!! There is a flaw in your backstab
Well, if the spy can't hold it, he could bum a jar off the sniper…
Ok, now just picture this: http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/Kayana_Wheele... with a few little changes.
Is it shamPOO or dog-steaksauce?
What you dont see is the engineer cloaked behind the objection sign, No spy would ever stand still under a hail of flying jars.
Congratulations spy was caught!
would you like to give a nickname to captured spy?
Name it Dick!
Dick uses Backstab!
Dick was sent to bills PC!
*meanwhile at Bills house*
Oh i got some mail from Daifuku… WTF??!?!?
…
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..
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*fap fap fap fap fap*
*Professor Oak came over as fast as he could*
I know what you are doing!
….now do it to me :D
you have no idea how well that fit into the picture I just made… O.o
Oh the humanity… and the pokemons and stuff…!
Bill – The Pokémaniac.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/dynamicson...
And for the finisher. http://www.vgcats.com/super/
feel free to use it :3
one word and one word only this is the only one word that I am about to use. and this one and only one word just happens to be the only one word' that I am going to use and that one word is AWESOME.
well technicaly it's badonks picture… sorta… I can't really give a link without his consent cause he plans to use it for a submission…
that was my favorite comic strip… EVAR!!!! :O
Well, the line's up for grabs. I really don't care. I've already inspired two pics on this site.
I think he might liek it if Dick used Backstab ._.
Oak: She's TEN you sick fuck!
well I don't mean that the comment would go good on the pic, more that it's like a perfect picture responce to that comment…
OK, I'm relatively new to Halolz and have never actually played TF2 (Falcon has great mercy on me) what is Jarate? Or do I even want to know o_0 ?
Aaah. I get it. *noted*
It's one of the Sniper's alternate weapons… which involves hurling a bottle of pee at your enemies!
so basicly no, you don't want to know… -.-
look who's talking! D:<
*shoots jar in tair*
OVERULED!
*shoots jar in air*
OVERULED!
i like how all of the responses are all the same as each other but differant people
Sniper: NO! You will stay there and get hit by my piss! And you will be humiliated! Then as you cry in shame I'll stab you.
Spy: Wha? I don't fully understand….
Sniper gets the right to throw Jarate at the Defense/Prosecutor and Franziska von Karma can use a whip in court?
WHAT HAS JUSTICE BROUGHT UPON US?!
*Fetal position*
You show those filthy Spies who is the boss, 'mate!
This best thrown weapon ever.
:O! Awesome avatar is AWESOME!!!
Oh god, i just got a bad idea off this pic XD I'm so horrible!
Age is only a number >:3
Spy: Oh no! I have been shown who is the boss!!!
thanks didnt take long, also ive got a few left
Giving where the guys are standing, it's actually somewhat accurate where the Sniper's pointing. In the game, it's just like that.
Well, i started the pokemon references :p
Everyone else is just a poser XD
Guys, don't freak, but i think Last is Mojo Jojo!
*Le Gaspe!* :O
Sniper: TAKE THAT!!
*crash!*
Spy: Jarate? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOAGHHHHH!!!
(By the way, nice 8-Bit riot)
Reminds me of this:
<a href="http://www.halolz.com/2008/09/11/proffesor-oak/
and what is that sir? o.O
The Spy needs to do Edgeworth's shrug and head-shake.
hes the new godot
'Yellower than a engineer's hardhat. Putrid and more shameful than Hell itself… That is Jarate.'
Spy's face is an instant 5 out of 5.
Here comes the yum-yum train! Open wide!
BOTH!
Thanks, it was made by T-C-C XD
So that explains the dome with a brain inside it on his head…
We must know for great lolz!
O.o thats creepy as shit
See my DA for more details!
Mon DUR!
Sniper: Is not time for you to understand! You'll do as I say and you'll like it!
Spy: Why God, WHY!?
Not nearly as creepy as some other things I could bring up…*bites tongue*
I asssume you mean the Spy in your Fly one. Almost like a name for a Dr. Lolz i came up with. But that one's better.
I'm gonna throw a jar of piss at the next reporter i see and shout out "Duty!!!"
ive already been corupted dont worry about me
I'm gonna throw a jar of piss at the next reporter i see and shout out "Standin' around like a bloody idiot!!!"
Is it attached to a bear? :O
DOITDOITDOITDOITDOIT.
Hey! It didn't take Shawn 3 months to post this! Also, I made this. For those who don't know, I'm Phoenix525. I made this.
You also wrote that on my DA account…
Oh look! a troll came by and nerfed mine and Badonk's points! AGAIN!!!
Holy damn, 4 comments and 54 points already?
Luck bastard.
Your points got bonked dude. Same with mine. The trolls seem to be targeting us for some odd reason >_> Wonder why that is? Can't be because we are far more awesome than they are. That can't be it!
You know, this is actually a pretty terrible pose :/
Why cant we all just get along :(
nah, the fact that we own cant be contributing to this blatant disregard for decency. But it matters not, they cant stop our awesomeness, no matter how inadequate they feel.
+1 to bring you back up to 1 good sir. on all of them
DO IT! :O
I am sorry I asked… O.O …What has been taught can never be forgotten. GAH
I know, but I just had to post this comment again for some reason…
Sniper: Wave goodbye to your dignity, wanker! :P
… isn't the sniper by definition the wanker? o.O
well, the sniper kinda calls everyone wanker. but i'd say he is.
Isnt good morning america coming to your base? Aim for Diane Sawyer!
I would be remiss if i didn't say this…
All my base are belong to ME!!!
But yeah, i'll be sure to aim for her.
Because that would make sense. And we can't very well have that on the Internet now can we?
I just noticed the No Trespassing sign in the background. I think we now know why it's a bad idea not to listen to the signs…
The favor shall be returned kind sir :3 Too bad some people have such a low tolerance for epicness D:
Falcon: Umm…yeah, I don't cover Jarate. Talk to Wolf on that one…
Wolf: Can't let you refer that, Falcon!!!
both?
(puts on monocle) indeed good sir
well, the sniper kinda calls everyone wanker. but i'd say he is…unless it's a truckie. :P
im planing on making many more and changing to get some variaty
Ooh oh! Go engie next!
O.o *backs away from Dai*
and your cleanliness :D
the rule is 3 months, unless its awesome
best way to learn is physically *hucks a jarate*
Indeed, damn those uncooth wolfites
HAHA! *knows whats coming*
Jarate? this is DEAD RINGER!!
no, but there is a stomach attatched
*Records every episode of GMA for the next 2 months*
Why doesn't it say TAKE THAT!?
PYRO! HALP!
HECTOR AND MEAT! :O
both?!
I am being led to the conclusion that it is not the Wolfites that are being led to not let us be awesome. I believe it is the godless hethen forum dwellers that sold their soul to Sinistar for +1's
Come here you! Grandpa Dai needs a hug!
And your cologne ._.
Dead ringer? This is SPY CHECK!!!
Like Snaxxramas and a few others that come to mind.
Haha! Birdman reference!
He has just been shown….WHO THE BOSS IS!!!
No need to support the Communist News Network over little old Dai D:
You kiding me? Ive been wanting to see that old hag covered in body secretions for a long time now…wait that didnt come out right…
You missed a Ha! FAILURE!
Sinistarians, Wolfites, same scum.
There's only two Ha's. Epic Faildure!!!
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/2083/bossavata...
When he says it its a random amount of HA's, ranging from one to 5. But if its chizled in gold its true.
Every episode i've seen has only been 2 ha's. Oh well…I'm blasting off again!!! *Ting*
*cue R-Kelly music*
Haters gotta hate,
Lovers wanna love,
I don't even want,
None of the above,
I want to piss on you.
Yes I do, I'll piss on you,
I pee on you.
I said yo body, yo body,
Is a portapotty,
And I pee out kit(?),
And I pee on you,
Drip, drip, drip,
Pee on you,
Piss on you, piss on you,
You won't feel quite the same,
Once you get a whiff of my Hershey stains,
I wanna piss on you, too,
I want to pee in yo food,
Only thing that make my life complete,
Is when I turn yo face into a toliet seat,
I want to pee on you,
Yes I do, pee on you,
I'll piss on you
Naga please!
thats already my deviant art avattar
I could post a disturbing pic…but I shall refrain :x
Huzzah! I'm Helping!
(Yes I just +1'd all the comments in that chat)
Aaaand, they're back.
And I said godless. Not Sinistarians. All those guys do is chase people yelling RUN COWARDS! I LIVE!!!
Darkangelsv1 is credit to team!
Dammit, the media came and I didn't see anyone from the atual show D: All they did all day was follow around some colonel WHO DO TOTALLY IS NOT ME!!!
Dammit, the media came and I didn't see anyone from the atual show D: All they did all day was follow around some colonel WHO SO TOTALLY IS NOT ME!!!
You are great commenter!
Win! *+1s him 5 times*
Im legal, go after the cookie
:(
Halolz trip to NY, Bring your mason jars we are going to splatter the crap out of time square
….Do i smell a re-enactment of Two Snipers, One Jar?!
The cookie's too old D:
I think Weegee's younger…
Ooooh, fresh meat :D
No one pays attention to him :3