Jarate Objection!

This would have made courtroom proceedings in Phoenix Wright much more interesting!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 26, 2009 · 10:39 PM 
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138 Responses to “Jarate Objection!”

  1. Daifuku on September 27th, 2009 2:38 am

    Alternate line: Jarate, I choose you!

  2. MrRaccoon on September 27th, 2009 2:45 am

    Sniper: HOLD IT!
    Spy: B-but I don't want to! D:

  3. Masterluigi452 on September 27th, 2009 2:57 am

    Wow never expected to this one come up.
    Just to reminder, Sniper isn't really pointing at the Spy though.
    Still, 5/5!

  4. VyseRogueKing on September 27th, 2009 3:00 am

    Hold it!! There is a flaw in your backstab

  5. Daifuku on September 27th, 2009 3:04 am

    Well, if the spy can't hold it, he could bum a jar off the sniper…

  6. Nick Soapdish on September 27th, 2009 3:09 am

    Ok, now just picture this: http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/Kayana_Wheele... with a few little changes.

  7. MrRaccoon on September 27th, 2009 3:11 am

    Is it shamPOO or dog-steaksauce?

  8. Badonk on September 27th, 2009 3:16 am

    What you dont see is the engineer cloaked behind the objection sign, No spy would ever stand still under a hail of flying jars.

  9. Badonk on September 27th, 2009 3:18 am

    Congratulations spy was caught!
    would you like to give a nickname to captured spy?

  10. Daifuku on September 27th, 2009 3:19 am

    Name it Dick!
    Dick uses Backstab!

  11. Badonk on September 27th, 2009 3:20 am

    Dick was sent to bills PC!
    *meanwhile at Bills house*
    Oh i got some mail from Daifuku… WTF??!?!?

    .

    ..

    *fap fap fap fap fap*

  12. Daifuku on September 27th, 2009 3:23 am

    *Professor Oak came over as fast as he could*
    I know what you are doing!
    ….now do it to me :D

  13. TCC on September 27th, 2009 3:25 am

    you have no idea how well that fit into the picture I just made… O.o

  14. Badonk on September 27th, 2009 3:25 am

    Oh the humanity… and the pokemons and stuff…!

  15. Darkangelsv1 on September 27th, 2009 3:25 am
  16. Daifuku on September 27th, 2009 3:27 am

    And for the finisher. http://www.vgcats.com/super/

  17. Daifuku on September 27th, 2009 3:27 am

    feel free to use it :3

  18. Last on September 27th, 2009 3:29 am

    one word and one word only this is the only one word that I am about to use. and this one and only one word just happens to be the only one word' that I am going to use and that one word is AWESOME.

  19. TCC on September 27th, 2009 3:30 am

    well technicaly it's badonks picture… sorta… I can't really give a link without his consent cause he plans to use it for a submission…

  20. TCC on September 27th, 2009 3:31 am

    that was my favorite comic strip… EVAR!!!! :O

  21. Daifuku on September 27th, 2009 3:31 am

    Well, the line's up for grabs. I really don't care. I've already inspired two pics on this site.

  22. Daifuku on September 27th, 2009 3:33 am

    I think he might liek it if Dick used Backstab ._.

  23. Daifuku on September 27th, 2009 3:34 am

    Oak: She's TEN you sick fuck!

  24. TCC on September 27th, 2009 3:36 am

    well I don't mean that the comment would go good on the pic, more that it's like a perfect picture responce to that comment…

  25. BB93 on September 27th, 2009 3:37 am

    OK, I'm relatively new to Halolz and have never actually played TF2 (Falcon has great mercy on me) what is Jarate? Or do I even want to know o_0 ?

  26. Daifuku on September 27th, 2009 3:38 am

    Aaah. I get it. *noted*

  27. Shawn Handyside on September 27th, 2009 3:43 am

    It's one of the Sniper's alternate weapons… which involves hurling a bottle of pee at your enemies!

  28. TCC on September 27th, 2009 3:45 am

    so basicly no, you don't want to know… -.-

  29. TCC on September 27th, 2009 3:58 am

    look who's talking! D:<

  30. Acrazymonke on September 27th, 2009 4:08 am

    *shoots jar in tair*
    OVERULED!

  31. Acrazymonke on September 27th, 2009 4:08 am

    *shoots jar in air*
    OVERULED!

  32. Acrazymonke on September 27th, 2009 4:09 am

    i like how all of the responses are all the same as each other but differant people

  33. BurnoutSpartan on September 27th, 2009 4:48 am

    Sniper: NO! You will stay there and get hit by my piss! And you will be humiliated! Then as you cry in shame I'll stab you.
    Spy: Wha? I don't fully understand….

  34. Cypher on September 27th, 2009 5:07 am

    Sniper gets the right to throw Jarate at the Defense/Prosecutor and Franziska von Karma can use a whip in court?

    WHAT HAS JUSTICE BROUGHT UPON US?!

    *Fetal position*

  35. Cypher on September 27th, 2009 5:08 am

    You show those filthy Spies who is the boss, 'mate!

  36. mckillyoface on September 27th, 2009 5:51 am

    This best thrown weapon ever.

  37. Daifuku on September 27th, 2009 6:17 am

    :O! Awesome avatar is AWESOME!!!

  38. Daifuku on September 27th, 2009 6:18 am

    Oh god, i just got a bad idea off this pic XD I'm so horrible!

  39. Daifuku on September 27th, 2009 6:19 am

    Age is only a number >:3

  40. Daifuku on September 27th, 2009 6:21 am

    Spy: Oh no! I have been shown who is the boss!!!

  41. Acrazymonke on September 27th, 2009 6:21 am

    thanks didnt take long, also ive got a few left

  42. Penny on September 27th, 2009 6:30 am

    Giving where the guys are standing, it's actually somewhat accurate where the Sniper's pointing. In the game, it's just like that.

  43. Daifuku on September 27th, 2009 7:04 am

    Well, i started the pokemon references :p
    Everyone else is just a poser XD

  44. Daifuku on September 27th, 2009 7:08 am

    Guys, don't freak, but i think Last is Mojo Jojo!

  45. TCC on September 27th, 2009 7:24 am

    *Le Gaspe!* :O

  46. Darkangelsv1 on September 27th, 2009 3:26 am

    Sniper: TAKE THAT!!
    *crash!*
    Spy: Jarate? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOAGHHHHH!!!
    (By the way, nice 8-Bit riot)

  47. Roflcopter419 on September 27th, 2009 3:30 am

    Reminds me of this:

    <a href="http://www.halolz.com/2008/09/11/proffesor-oak/

  48. TCC on September 27th, 2009 7:57 am

    and what is that sir? o.O

  49. Taiho on September 27th, 2009 9:12 am

    The Spy needs to do Edgeworth's shrug and head-shake.

  50. fag on September 27th, 2009 9:47 am

    hes the new godot

  51. BlueChameleon on September 27th, 2009 11:51 am

    'Yellower than a engineer's hardhat. Putrid and more shameful than Hell itself… That is Jarate.'

  52. Leo058 on September 27th, 2009 1:39 pm

    Spy's face is an instant 5 out of 5.

  53. BurnoutSpartan on September 27th, 2009 1:59 pm

    Here comes the yum-yum train! Open wide!

  54. EddRazzell on September 27th, 2009 2:19 pm

    BOTH!

  55. MrRaccoon on September 27th, 2009 2:25 pm

    Thanks, it was made by T-C-C XD

  56. Badonk on September 27th, 2009 3:26 pm

    So that explains the dome with a brain inside it on his head…

  57. Badonk on September 27th, 2009 3:27 pm

    We must know for great lolz!

  58. Badonk on September 27th, 2009 3:29 pm

    O.o thats creepy as shit

  59. Badonk on September 27th, 2009 3:29 pm

    See my DA for more details!

  60. Badonk on September 27th, 2009 3:31 pm

    Mon DUR!

  61. MrRaccoon on September 27th, 2009 3:47 pm

    Sniper: Is not time for you to understand! You'll do as I say and you'll like it!

  62. BurnoutSpartan on September 27th, 2009 4:20 pm

    Spy: Why God, WHY!?

  63. Daifuku on September 27th, 2009 4:49 pm

    Not nearly as creepy as some other things I could bring up…*bites tongue*

  64. Daifuku on September 27th, 2009 4:52 pm

    I asssume you mean the Spy in your Fly one. Almost like a name for a Dr. Lolz i came up with. But that one's better.

  65. Daifuku on September 27th, 2009 4:53 pm

    I'm gonna throw a jar of piss at the next reporter i see and shout out "Duty!!!"

  66. Acrazymonke on September 27th, 2009 4:53 pm

    ive already been corupted dont worry about me

  67. Daifuku on September 27th, 2009 4:54 pm

    I'm gonna throw a jar of piss at the next reporter i see and shout out "Standin' around like a bloody idiot!!!"

  68. Daifuku on September 27th, 2009 4:54 pm

    Is it attached to a bear? :O

  69. mckillyoface on September 27th, 2009 4:58 pm

    DOITDOITDOITDOITDOIT.

  70. codemaster525 on September 27th, 2009 5:01 pm

    Hey! It didn't take Shawn 3 months to post this! Also, I made this. For those who don't know, I'm Phoenix525. I made this.

  71. codemaster525 on September 27th, 2009 5:01 pm

    You also wrote that on my DA account…

  72. Daifuku on September 27th, 2009 5:07 pm

    Oh look! a troll came by and nerfed mine and Badonk's points! AGAIN!!!

  73. Exploderizer on September 27th, 2009 5:17 pm

    Holy damn, 4 comments and 54 points already?
    Luck bastard.

  74. Daifuku on September 27th, 2009 5:21 pm

    Your points got bonked dude. Same with mine. The trolls seem to be targeting us for some odd reason >_> Wonder why that is? Can't be because we are far more awesome than they are. That can't be it!

  75. Trout on September 27th, 2009 5:23 pm

    You know, this is actually a pretty terrible pose :/

  76. Badonk on September 27th, 2009 5:44 pm

    Why cant we all just get along :(

  77. Badonk on September 27th, 2009 6:05 pm

    nah, the fact that we own cant be contributing to this blatant disregard for decency. But it matters not, they cant stop our awesomeness, no matter how inadequate they feel.
    +1 to bring you back up to 1 good sir. on all of them

  78. TCC on September 27th, 2009 7:45 pm

    DO IT! :O

  79. BB93 on September 27th, 2009 9:12 pm

    I am sorry I asked… O.O …What has been taught can never be forgotten. GAH

  80. Masterluigi452 on September 27th, 2009 11:13 pm

    I know, but I just had to post this comment again for some reason…

  81. LitmusRemnantal on September 28th, 2009 12:46 am

    Sniper: Wave goodbye to your dignity, wanker! :P

  82. TCC on September 28th, 2009 1:48 am

    … isn't the sniper by definition the wanker? o.O

  83. LitmusRemnantal on September 28th, 2009 1:50 am

    well, the sniper kinda calls everyone wanker. but i'd say he is.

  84. Badonk on September 27th, 2009 10:14 pm

    Isnt good morning america coming to your base? Aim for Diane Sawyer!

  85. Daifuku on September 28th, 2009 2:33 am

    I would be remiss if i didn't say this…
    All my base are belong to ME!!!
    But yeah, i'll be sure to aim for her.

  86. Daifuku on September 28th, 2009 2:34 am

    Because that would make sense. And we can't very well have that on the Internet now can we?

  87. Daifuku on September 28th, 2009 2:58 am

    I just noticed the No Trespassing sign in the background. I think we now know why it's a bad idea not to listen to the signs…

  88. Daifuku on September 28th, 2009 3:04 am

    The favor shall be returned kind sir :3 Too bad some people have such a low tolerance for epicness D:

  89. Daifuku on September 28th, 2009 3:05 am

    Falcon: Umm…yeah, I don't cover Jarate. Talk to Wolf on that one…
    Wolf: Can't let you refer that, Falcon!!!

  90. Acrazymonke on September 28th, 2009 4:36 am

    both?

  91. Acrazymonke on September 28th, 2009 4:40 am

    (puts on monocle) indeed good sir

  92. LitmusRemnantal on September 28th, 2009 1:51 am

    well, the sniper kinda calls everyone wanker. but i'd say he is…unless it's a truckie. :P

  93. Acrazymonke on September 28th, 2009 7:10 am

    im planing on making many more and changing to get some variaty

  94. Badonk on September 28th, 2009 7:25 pm

    Ooh oh! Go engie next!

  95. Badonk on September 28th, 2009 7:26 pm

    O.o *backs away from Dai*

  96. Badonk on September 28th, 2009 7:27 pm

    and your cleanliness :D

  97. Badonk on September 28th, 2009 7:27 pm

    the rule is 3 months, unless its awesome

  98. Badonk on September 28th, 2009 7:28 pm

    best way to learn is physically *hucks a jarate*

  99. Badonk on September 28th, 2009 7:40 pm

    Indeed, damn those uncooth wolfites

  100. Badonk on September 28th, 2009 7:41 pm

    HAHA! *knows whats coming*

  101. Badonk on September 28th, 2009 7:42 pm

    Jarate? this is DEAD RINGER!!

  102. Badonk on September 28th, 2009 7:42 pm

    no, but there is a stomach attatched

  103. Badonk on September 28th, 2009 7:43 pm

    *Records every episode of GMA for the next 2 months*

  104. Miles Edgeworth on September 28th, 2009 8:00 pm

    Why doesn't it say TAKE THAT!?

  105. LitmusRemnantal on September 28th, 2009 9:57 pm

    PYRO! HALP!

  106. TCC on September 28th, 2009 10:33 pm

    HECTOR AND MEAT! :O

  107. Badonk on September 28th, 2009 7:40 pm

    both?!

  108. Daifuku on September 29th, 2009 2:58 am

    I am being led to the conclusion that it is not the Wolfites that are being led to not let us be awesome. I believe it is the godless hethen forum dwellers that sold their soul to Sinistar for +1's

  109. Daifuku on September 29th, 2009 3:00 am

    Come here you! Grandpa Dai needs a hug!

  110. Daifuku on September 29th, 2009 3:01 am

    And your cologne ._.

  111. Daifuku on September 29th, 2009 3:03 am

    Dead ringer? This is SPY CHECK!!!

  112. Daifuku on September 29th, 2009 3:03 am

    Like Snaxxramas and a few others that come to mind.

  113. Daifuku on September 29th, 2009 3:04 am

    Haha! Birdman reference!

  114. Daifuku on September 29th, 2009 3:06 am

    He has just been shown….WHO THE BOSS IS!!!

  115. Daifuku on September 29th, 2009 3:07 am

    No need to support the Communist News Network over little old Dai D:

  116. Badonk on September 29th, 2009 4:54 am

    You kiding me? Ive been wanting to see that old hag covered in body secretions for a long time now…wait that didnt come out right…

  117. Badonk on September 29th, 2009 4:56 am

    You missed a Ha! FAILURE!

  118. Badonk on September 29th, 2009 4:57 am

    Sinistarians, Wolfites, same scum.

  119. Daifuku on September 29th, 2009 5:00 am

    There's only two Ha's. Epic Faildure!!!

  120. Badonk on September 29th, 2009 5:04 am

    http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/2083/bossavata...

    When he says it its a random amount of HA's, ranging from one to 5. But if its chizled in gold its true.

  121. Daifuku on September 29th, 2009 5:15 am

    Every episode i've seen has only been 2 ha's. Oh well…I'm blasting off again!!! *Ting*

  122. Daifuku on September 29th, 2009 5:19 am

    *cue R-Kelly music*
    Haters gotta hate,
    Lovers wanna love,
    I don't even want,
    None of the above,
    I want to piss on you.
    Yes I do, I'll piss on you,
    I pee on you.

    I said yo body, yo body,
    Is a portapotty,
    And I pee out kit(?),
    And I pee on you,
    Drip, drip, drip,
    Pee on you,
    Piss on you, piss on you,

    You won't feel quite the same,
    Once you get a whiff of my Hershey stains,
    I wanna piss on you, too,
    I want to pee in yo food,
    Only thing that make my life complete,
    Is when I turn yo face into a toliet seat,
    I want to pee on you,
    Yes I do, pee on you,
    I'll piss on you

  123. Badonk on September 29th, 2009 5:24 am

    Naga please!

  124. Acrazymonke on September 29th, 2009 3:05 am

    thats already my deviant art avattar

  125. Daifuku on September 29th, 2009 7:49 am

    I could post a disturbing pic…but I shall refrain :x

  126. Darkangelsv1 on September 29th, 2009 7:58 am

    Huzzah! I'm Helping!
    (Yes I just +1'd all the comments in that chat)

  127. Daifuku on September 29th, 2009 6:50 am

    Aaaand, they're back.

    And I said godless. Not Sinistarians. All those guys do is chase people yelling RUN COWARDS! I LIVE!!!

  128. Daifuku on September 29th, 2009 1:22 pm

    Darkangelsv1 is credit to team!

  129. Daifuku on September 29th, 2009 4:17 pm

    Dammit, the media came and I didn't see anyone from the atual show D: All they did all day was follow around some colonel WHO DO TOTALLY IS NOT ME!!!

  130. Daifuku on September 29th, 2009 4:17 pm

    Dammit, the media came and I didn't see anyone from the atual show D: All they did all day was follow around some colonel WHO SO TOTALLY IS NOT ME!!!

  131. Badonk on September 30th, 2009 1:13 am

    You are great commenter!

  132. Badonk on September 30th, 2009 1:14 am

    Win! *+1s him 5 times*

  133. Badonk on September 30th, 2009 1:15 am

    Im legal, go after the cookie

  134. Badonk on September 30th, 2009 1:20 am

    :(
    Halolz trip to NY, Bring your mason jars we are going to splatter the crap out of time square

  135. Daifuku on September 30th, 2009 2:48 am

    ….Do i smell a re-enactment of Two Snipers, One Jar?!

  136. Daifuku on September 30th, 2009 2:50 am

    The cookie's too old D:

  137. Badonk on September 30th, 2009 2:11 pm

    I think Weegee's younger…

  138. Daifuku on September 30th, 2009 3:05 pm

    Ooooh, fresh meat :D
    No one pays attention to him :3

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