
Hold me close doktor! …The light, she is so beeuteeful!
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Categories: Best Friends 4-Eva, Heavy Weapons, PC, Playstation, Spiritual Enlightenment, Team Fortress 2, Teamwork, Valve Software, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (101 Comments) |
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Sandvich is credit to team. This picture is credit to awesome.
That is if he goes to heaven. If he doesn't, he'll be glued back together in hell and sent back up.
Would you look my way
If I saw you in heaven?
Would you taste the same
If I ate you in heaven
I must be strong, and chow a footlong
´Cause I don't know, if there exists
Sandviches in heaven…
Would you be in my game
If I saw you in heaven?
Would you taste the same
If I ate you in heaven
I must be strong, and chow a footlong
´Cause I don't know, if there exists
Sandviches in heaven…
No! Heavy! Stay away from the light! That the train about to hit you!
No! Heavy! Stay away from the light! Thats the train about to hit you!
there is no light at the end of the tunnel. only trains and crit-rockets.
Nein, aber es ist Dummkopf-Fest
Ya heavy, zere are sandviches in heaven…und der meats never spoil…und nobody sends babies to fight you…
Heavy Weapons Guy took on one too many babies at once.
He'll be missed.
did you make the lyrics or is it a parody of some song?
Fucken Five'ed
GREAT POSE!
dramatic pose medic….
For us its all fun and games but for them its a real war raging on…
WIN!
Wieso nur? D:
Weil das hier wer versteht?
How about a translation for the others?
"Stay with me heavy! Don't let death outsmarth you!
"Please… tell Sasha… I love her… and tell… the scout… he's… a fucking idiot…"
Weil das hier wer versteht?
And how about a translation for the others?
NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!
Our Spy!
this picture is going to make me cry
Unfortunately, Heaven only serves Sammiches. Assuming The Heavy showed his moves.
no wait you have a ubercharge! there still may be a chance to save him!
added to the list, for maximum win!
Nein…das only have gyros…
Yes Heavy the sandviches are there and they are calling for but dont bother heading for the light you are going to respawn in 5 seconds so you won't make it their in time.
Agreed.
Heavy? Heavy!? HEAVY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WARUM GOTT? WARUM!!!!!!??? *
*Translation: Why God why
Listen to good music and you will find out
Pen tool and feather :< Use them, the blue pixels around the sandvich make me twitch.
blutsauger now has -2 heath degen…
Sadly, a blutsauger won't help against a sticky and two pipe bombs :(
Sadly, a blutsauger won't help against a sticky and two pipe bombs :(
Tears In Heaven -- Eric Clapton.
BASTERDIZED BY ME! :awesomeface:
Thanks guys!
Awesome. *high-fives*
Then again…is there a way someone who has killed so much can go to heaven? Better ask if there's any sanviches in hell :P
Actually, you don't lose health with it, it just nerfs his regen. The medic still heals at 3 hp per second, and then 6 per second after 10 seconds out of battle. So now, it's just respectively 1 hpps, and 4 hpps, and you get crits back.
THE MORE YOU KNOW.
now head to the light and enter sanvich_heaven
Now heavy… Head into the light and enter ctf_heaven
i really like this one…..
My favorite Halolz submission.
either a touching scene…or THAT HEAVY IS A SPY! WATCH OUT MEDIC!
"And..engineer…is credit…to…" *dies*
fucking epic
For this picture, I'd hear explosions going off with the "din of war" sound.
Sadly, a blutsauger won't help against a sticky and two pipe bombs :(
Nice touch with the broken sentry in the background
EDIT: I hope someone makes a machination with this as the ending :O If made well enough, it can quite possibly beat meet the spy.
Sheeeeeeeeeeee-it. This topped the Spy one!
There are sandviches in heaven. And no-one ever touches Sasha.
He'll just respawn right?
It beat MTS! OH MY GOOOOOSH.
Not in cruelty, not in wrath, the Reaper came today. An Angel visited this BLU path, and took Sandvich away.
(insert ending for COD 4 here)
There are only PANCAKES. </meme>
And the picure is by DinosaurPirate, of Facepunch. Credit is credit to team! http://bit.ly/BXYQO (A Medic's Guilt)
Good night, sweet prince: may flights of Medics guide thee to thy rest.
"Layla" is a far better song than "Tears in Heaven."
; ~ ; So Beautiful.
This was epic, i love it…
also
IN THE NEW TEAM FORTRESS 2 UPDATE NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT..(i used shift, dont fucking judge)
Heavies can now drop sandviches,
drop them using alt+fire.
Other players can pick the sandvich up and gain health.
Valve really wised up.
FIRST AID OVER HERE.
And when the heavy is in heaven
"IT WAS LONG TRIP."
Yes Heavy the sandviches are there and they are calling for you but dont bother heading for the light you are going to respawn in 5 seconds so you won't make it their in time.
<a href=”http://lastorka.deviantart.com/art/Heavy-s-Heaven…” target=”_blank”>http://lastorka.deviantart.com/art/Heavy-s-Heaven…
"There are Sandviches… and you will be Ubercharged for longer than you can imangine. Now sleep, I will be there too after I send these dumkopfs to be your target practice!"
The link is broken!!
OMG!!
This topped Meet The Spy!!!
MrRaccoon, you know the icon!!
glue together… IN HELL!
sorry, but i just needed to add that.
this deserves a four in humor. AND A FIVE IN BADASSNESS! you can tell that cause i used caps.
game sucked, not worth mentioning
ooh theyre gonna have to glue you back together
IN HELL!!!
Lol this remembers me to the Call of duty 4 ending, where Griggs tries to save Soap, and Griggs get killed, LULZ.
And knowing is half the battle.
Now the Medic goes on an epic kill-fest action packed feature-length film to kill the person responsible for Heavy's death. It's an award winning war movie, you should see it.
But it's more a matter of knowledge than taste
G.I. JOOOOOOOE! :D
thats the second time today a link has broken on me but here is a new one
<a href=”http://lastorka.deviantart.com/art/Heavy-s-Heaven…” target=”_blank”>http://lastorka.deviantart.com/art/Heavy-s-Heaven…
It would be Last Stand 1 that this submission is taken from.
a real american hero!
It seems every link in yar computar is brok!!
PANCAKES with GRAVY! (meme)
Make it third.
Epic pic.
Gyros > Sandvich
"Get up Dunkoff and eat the damn sanvich in your pocket!!"
Maybe Valve are planning to use this in Meet The Medic, FrEEz. Probably not, but eh, a guy can dream.
+1 Because I'm a idiot and I can't check. Also, I'm late.
No way Meet The Spy can come back from this one.
Kudos.
Forget that video now!!
It was getting old anyways…
HOLY SHIT! MEET THE SPY HAS BEEN DETHRONED! CAPSLOCK!!!!1!!
This Pic is actually really good. Very well made. ^_^
*"Mad World" plays in background*
"Gary Jule's 'Mad World' plays in background*
And it's been knocked back down because people prefer a video to an image.
Very, very epic.
Medic is spy!
2nd.
I cried T.T
He'll respawn, dont worry
I don't think putting some text on something makes it yours.
Medic: -crying- That light at the end of a long tunnel. It is a refrigerator light, and it is full of all the sandviches you could ever want. Heavy: Mmmm… sand… viches… -dies-
happy ending (the rest of the team shows up and saves them) YAY
Tell tiny Tim I wont be coming home this christmas…
*coughs*
Tell Scarlet I DO give a damn!
*coughs into Medics face*
if i was the medic i would be shouting at the heavy that he can't go yet and it isn't his time.
Except this is a good game
Agreed, dont talk about a bad game when a picture related to a good game is somewhere
I spy a BLU bomb headed their way!
Heavy, I guess both of you will find out soon enough.
meet the spy will never get old!
you've just been watching it too much lately, haven't you?
HAVEN'T YOUUU???
*creepy stare*