Doctor… Are there sanviches in heaven?

Hold me close doktor! …The light, she is so beeuteeful!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 16, 2009 · 5:27 AM 
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101 Responses to “Doctor… Are there sanviches in heaven?”

  1. God Worm on September 16th, 2009 9:29 am

    Sandvich is credit to team. This picture is credit to awesome.

  2. Domino on September 16th, 2009 9:58 am

    That is if he goes to heaven. If he doesn't, he'll be glued back together in hell and sent back up.

  3. Darkangelsv1 on September 16th, 2009 10:12 am

    Would you look my way
    If I saw you in heaven?
    Would you taste the same
    If I ate you in heaven
    I must be strong, and chow a footlong
    ´Cause I don't know, if there exists
    Sandviches in heaven…

  4. Darkangelsv1 on September 16th, 2009 10:12 am

    Would you be in my game
    If I saw you in heaven?
    Would you taste the same
    If I ate you in heaven
    I must be strong, and chow a footlong
    ´Cause I don't know, if there exists
    Sandviches in heaven…

  5. TehBlueOne on September 16th, 2009 10:46 am

    No! Heavy! Stay away from the light! That the train about to hit you!

  6. TehBlueOne on September 16th, 2009 10:46 am

    No! Heavy! Stay away from the light! Thats the train about to hit you!

  7. drill on September 16th, 2009 10:47 am

    there is no light at the end of the tunnel. only trains and crit-rockets.

  8. slaythebad on September 16th, 2009 11:00 am

    Nein, aber es ist Dummkopf-Fest

  9. Burnt Eyes on September 16th, 2009 11:00 am

    Ya heavy, zere are sandviches in heaven…und der meats never spoil…und nobody sends babies to fight you…

  10. mckillyoface on September 16th, 2009 11:34 am

    Heavy Weapons Guy took on one too many babies at once.
    He'll be missed.

  11. ryojin on September 16th, 2009 11:51 am

    did you make the lyrics or is it a parody of some song?

  12. RayzaB on September 16th, 2009 11:51 am

    Fucken Five'ed
    GREAT POSE!

  13. Iceblade on September 16th, 2009 12:01 pm

    dramatic pose medic….

  14. MercenaryBlue on September 16th, 2009 12:54 pm

    For us its all fun and games but for them its a real war raging on…

  15. MrRaccoon on September 16th, 2009 1:46 pm

    WIN!

  16. Deadalive on September 16th, 2009 1:56 pm

    Wieso nur? D:

  17. Deadalive on September 16th, 2009 1:58 pm

    Weil das hier wer versteht?
    How about a translation for the others?

  18. MrRaccoon on September 16th, 2009 1:58 pm

    "Stay with me heavy! Don't let death outsmarth you!
    "Please… tell Sasha… I love her… and tell… the scout… he's… a fucking idiot…"

  19. Deadalive on September 16th, 2009 1:58 pm

    Weil das hier wer versteht?
    And how about a translation for the others?

  20. Deadalive on September 16th, 2009 1:59 pm

    NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!
    Our Spy!

  21. MasqueNoMercy on September 16th, 2009 2:14 pm

    this picture is going to make me cry

  22. Leo058 on September 16th, 2009 2:53 pm

    Unfortunately, Heaven only serves Sammiches. Assuming The Heavy showed his moves.

  23. chibilove on September 16th, 2009 3:36 pm

    no wait you have a ubercharge! there still may be a chance to save him!

  24. Badonk on September 16th, 2009 3:40 pm

    added to the list, for maximum win!

  25. Badonk on September 16th, 2009 3:41 pm

    Nein…das only have gyros…

  26. Last on September 16th, 2009 4:05 pm

    Yes Heavy the sandviches are there and they are calling for but dont bother heading for the light you are going to respawn in 5 seconds so you won't make it their in time.

  27. EddRazzell on September 16th, 2009 4:18 pm

    Agreed.

  28. BurnoutSpartan on September 16th, 2009 12:19 pm

    Heavy? Heavy!? HEAVY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    WARUM GOTT? WARUM!!!!!!??? *

    *Translation: Why God why

  29. Badonk on September 16th, 2009 4:41 pm

    Listen to good music and you will find out

  30. FrEEz on September 16th, 2009 4:44 pm

    Pen tool and feather :< Use them, the blue pixels around the sandvich make me twitch.

  31. MuKa on September 16th, 2009 5:02 pm

    blutsauger now has -2 heath degen…

  32. FrEEz on September 16th, 2009 5:16 pm

    Sadly, a blutsauger won't help against a sticky and two pipe bombs :(

  33. FrEEz on September 16th, 2009 5:16 pm

    Sadly, a blutsauger won't help against a sticky and two pipe bombs :(

  34. Darkangelsv1 on September 16th, 2009 5:26 pm

    Tears In Heaven -- Eric Clapton.
    BASTERDIZED BY ME! :awesomeface:

  35. Darkangelsv1 on September 16th, 2009 5:28 pm

    Thanks guys!

  36. Darkangelsv1 on September 16th, 2009 5:28 pm

    Awesome. *high-fives*

  37. Yojilk on September 16th, 2009 5:34 pm

    Then again…is there a way someone who has killed so much can go to heaven? Better ask if there's any sanviches in hell :P

  38. RyderJ on September 16th, 2009 6:24 pm

    Actually, you don't lose health with it, it just nerfs his regen. The medic still heals at 3 hp per second, and then 6 per second after 10 seconds out of battle. So now, it's just respectively 1 hpps, and 4 hpps, and you get crits back.

    THE MORE YOU KNOW.

  39. Puflwiz on September 16th, 2009 7:49 pm

    now head to the light and enter sanvich_heaven

  40. Puflwiz on September 16th, 2009 7:52 pm

    Now heavy… Head into the light and enter ctf_heaven

  41. Puflwiz on September 16th, 2009 7:57 pm

    i really like this one…..

  42. Goldcrusader on September 16th, 2009 8:14 pm

    My favorite Halolz submission.

  43. Tenck on September 16th, 2009 8:21 pm

    either a touching scene…or THAT HEAVY IS A SPY! WATCH OUT MEDIC!

  44. codemaster525 on September 16th, 2009 8:24 pm

    "And..engineer…is credit…to…" *dies*

  45. SexyLegs on September 16th, 2009 8:49 pm

    fucking epic

  46. Vosur on September 16th, 2009 8:53 pm

    For this picture, I'd hear explosions going off with the "din of war" sound.

  47. FrEEz on September 16th, 2009 5:17 pm

    Sadly, a blutsauger won't help against a sticky and two pipe bombs :(
    Nice touch with the broken sentry in the background

    EDIT: I hope someone makes a machination with this as the ending :O If made well enough, it can quite possibly beat meet the spy.

  48. CapnJakeBob on September 16th, 2009 9:25 pm

    Sheeeeeeeeeeee-it. This topped the Spy one!

    There are sandviches in heaven. And no-one ever touches Sasha.

  49. Sandbag on September 16th, 2009 9:46 pm

    He'll just respawn right?

    It beat MTS! OH MY GOOOOOSH.

  50. 1qqqq1 on September 16th, 2009 10:12 pm

    Not in cruelty, not in wrath, the Reaper came today. An Angel visited this BLU path, and took Sandvich away.

  51. Acrazymonke on September 16th, 2009 10:17 pm

    (insert ending for COD 4 here)

  52. BlueChameleon on September 16th, 2009 10:39 pm

    There are only PANCAKES. </meme>
    And the picure is by DinosaurPirate, of Facepunch. Credit is credit to team! http://bit.ly/BXYQO (A Medic's Guilt)

  53. AreUExperienced on September 16th, 2009 11:02 pm

    Good night, sweet prince: may flights of Medics guide thee to thy rest.

  54. AreUExperienced on September 16th, 2009 11:04 pm

    "Layla" is a far better song than "Tears in Heaven."

  55. Zack on September 16th, 2009 11:10 pm

    ; ~ ; So Beautiful.

  56. Link_09 on September 16th, 2009 11:47 pm

    This was epic, i love it…
    also
    IN THE NEW TEAM FORTRESS 2 UPDATE NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT..(i used shift, dont fucking judge)

    Heavies can now drop sandviches,
    drop them using alt+fire.
    Other players can pick the sandvich up and gain health.
    Valve really wised up.

    FIRST AID OVER HERE.

  57. Link_09 on September 16th, 2009 11:48 pm

    And when the heavy is in heaven

    "IT WAS LONG TRIP."

  58. Last on September 16th, 2009 7:53 pm

    Yes Heavy the sandviches are there and they are calling for you but dont bother heading for the light you are going to respawn in 5 seconds so you won't make it their in time.

    <a href=”http://lastorka.deviantart.com/art/Heavy-s-Heaven…” target=”_blank”>http://lastorka.deviantart.com/art/Heavy-s-Heaven…

  59. Caelun_Niveus on September 17th, 2009 12:32 am

    "There are Sandviches… and you will be Ubercharged for longer than you can imangine. Now sleep, I will be there too after I send these dumkopfs to be your target practice!"

  60. Masterluigi452 on September 17th, 2009 1:20 am

    The link is broken!!

  61. Masterluigi452 on September 17th, 2009 1:23 am

    OMG!!
    This topped Meet The Spy!!!
    MrRaccoon, you know the icon!!

  62. tindin on September 17th, 2009 1:39 am

    glue together… IN HELL!
    sorry, but i just needed to add that.

  63. tindin on September 17th, 2009 1:40 am

    this deserves a four in humor. AND A FIVE IN BADASSNESS! you can tell that cause i used caps.

  64. Rogan on September 17th, 2009 1:45 am

    game sucked, not worth mentioning

  65. Acrazymonke on September 17th, 2009 2:07 am

    ooh theyre gonna have to glue you back together
    IN HELL!!!

  66. Joako on September 17th, 2009 3:28 am

    Lol this remembers me to the Call of duty 4 ending, where Griggs tries to save Soap, and Griggs get killed, LULZ.

  67. theevilone4 on September 17th, 2009 5:12 am

    And knowing is half the battle.

  68. theevilone4 on September 17th, 2009 5:14 am

    Now the Medic goes on an epic kill-fest action packed feature-length film to kill the person responsible for Heavy's death. It's an award winning war movie, you should see it.

  69. MrRaccoon on September 17th, 2009 5:18 am

    But it's more a matter of knowledge than taste

  70. TCC on September 17th, 2009 5:43 am

    G.I. JOOOOOOOE! :D

  71. Last on September 17th, 2009 2:15 am

    thats the second time today a link has broken on me but here is a new one

    <a href=”http://lastorka.deviantart.com/art/Heavy-s-Heaven…” target=”_blank”>http://lastorka.deviantart.com/art/Heavy-s-Heaven…

  72. Vosur on September 17th, 2009 5:34 pm

    It would be Last Stand 1 that this submission is taken from.

  73. MuKa on September 17th, 2009 5:48 pm

    a real american hero!

  74. Demoman on September 17th, 2009 11:56 pm

    It seems every link in yar computar is brok!!

  75. LitmusRemnantal on September 18th, 2009 2:20 am

    PANCAKES with GRAVY! (meme)

  76. Eight_Ball on September 18th, 2009 3:56 am

    Make it third.
    Epic pic.

  77. Daifuku on September 18th, 2009 6:55 am

    Gyros > Sandvich

  78. jjenjr on September 18th, 2009 4:21 pm

    "Get up Dunkoff and eat the damn sanvich in your pocket!!"

  79. Tekrae on September 18th, 2009 7:43 pm

    Maybe Valve are planning to use this in Meet The Medic, FrEEz. Probably not, but eh, a guy can dream.

  80. BlueChameleon on September 18th, 2009 11:13 pm

    +1 Because I'm a idiot and I can't check. Also, I'm late.

  81. Leo058 on September 19th, 2009 1:25 pm

    No way Meet The Spy can come back from this one.

    Kudos.

  82. Masterluigi452 on September 19th, 2009 5:59 pm

    Forget that video now!!
    It was getting old anyways…

  83. VJoe10 on September 20th, 2009 5:12 am

    HOLY SHIT! MEET THE SPY HAS BEEN DETHRONED! CAPSLOCK!!!!1!!

  84. B-Rye on September 20th, 2009 10:52 pm

    This Pic is actually really good. Very well made. ^_^

  85. Paulrus-Keaton? on September 22nd, 2009 3:58 pm

    *"Mad World" plays in background*

  86. Paulrus-Keaton? on September 22nd, 2009 4:01 pm

    "Gary Jule's 'Mad World' plays in background*

  87. CapnJakeBob on September 26th, 2009 8:42 pm

    And it's been knocked back down because people prefer a video to an image.

  88. Ark on September 30th, 2009 10:21 pm

    Very, very epic.

  89. Meta on October 2nd, 2009 9:02 pm

    Medic is spy!

  90. CLJ on October 13th, 2009 9:02 pm

    2nd.

  91. pinecone2654 on October 19th, 2009 3:51 pm

    I cried T.T

  92. Alex on October 20th, 2009 10:11 pm

    He'll respawn, dont worry

  93. DinosaurPirate on October 25th, 2009 3:04 pm

    I don't think putting some text on something makes it yours.

  94. Juledawg on November 11th, 2009 8:45 am

    Medic: -crying- That light at the end of a long tunnel. It is a refrigerator light, and it is full of all the sandviches you could ever want. Heavy: Mmmm… sand… viches… -dies-

  95. lPYRO on January 30th, 2010 1:35 am

    happy ending (the rest of the team shows up and saves them) YAY

  96. L3re7z on July 26th, 2010 12:45 am

    Tell tiny Tim I wont be coming home this christmas…
    *coughs*
    Tell Scarlet I DO give a damn!
    *coughs into Medics face*

  97. Fyiad on September 5th, 2010 2:28 am

    if i was the medic i would be shouting at the heavy that he can't go yet and it isn't his time.

  98. Puflwiz on November 26th, 2010 8:28 pm

    Except this is a good game

  99. Puflwiz on November 26th, 2010 8:30 pm

    Agreed, dont talk about a bad game when a picture related to a good game is somewhere

  100. Sceptilianblade on December 31st, 2010 12:25 am

    I spy a BLU bomb headed their way!
    Heavy, I guess both of you will find out soon enough.

  101. Ryven on June 29th, 2011 12:30 pm

    meet the spy will never get old!
    you've just been watching it too much lately, haven't you?
    HAVEN'T YOUUU???
    *creepy stare*

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