Oh This? It’s just my package  God sent it, I signed for it

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 12, 2009 · 9:52 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (186 votes, average: 2.93 out of 5)
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130 Responses to “Oh This? It’s just my package”

  1. BiIIy on September 13th, 2009 1:51 am

    Ironically, he still has to use Viagra.

  2. TinyPenguininja on September 13th, 2009 1:58 am

    These jokes are kinda getting old and, honestly, I don't think they're funny any more.

  3. AuraMaster on September 13th, 2009 2:06 am

    Double-barreled to double her pleasure.

  4. 2112 on September 13th, 2009 2:17 am

    oh look. Its THIS picture again.

  5. Ataeru on September 13th, 2009 2:21 am

    he may have the power of a rocket, but only ammo for one shot

  6. Ataeru on September 13th, 2009 2:22 am

    he may have the power of a rocket, but only enough ammo for one shot

  7. Wiibejammin on September 13th, 2009 2:30 am

    So does that mean with sticky grendaes hes has blue balls?

  8. Daifuku on September 13th, 2009 2:35 am

    Sad part is, he signed for a phallic…

    and if you don't know what a phallic is, you fail at life. READ A BOOK!!!

  9. Colonel_Obvious on September 13th, 2009 2:36 am

    Oh look, another bad penis joke!
    ~*~
    FIRST!!!!

  10. Link_09 on September 13th, 2009 2:36 am

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    HALO IS A LOSER.

  11. Badonk on September 13th, 2009 2:38 am

    He likes to Rocket out with his cock out!!!

  12. MrRaccoon on September 13th, 2009 2:41 am

    Most of Halo players like to overcompensate and can only think of cock jokes

    FACT!

  13. Joshy206 on September 13th, 2009 4:28 am

    Need a Bigger Package?

    We here at Microsoft in Redmond, WA, know how it hurts lots of men everywhere to have malfunctioning packages.

    So we devised a new device to help you! Known as the 'Bollocks Buster,' it only costs $99. It doesn't just equal it's rivals, you also have to pay monthly! And, as a bonus, all you long-time fans will get a new one every month, as that's how often it'll break!

    *May contain traces of Vista

  14. Exploderizer on September 13th, 2009 4:46 am

    Now, I know that this joke is horribly overused buuuut:
    This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting, and this is for fun!

  15. NoShoe4You on September 13th, 2009 4:48 am

    Remember kids. Sniper rifles for length, and Rocket Launchers for girth.

  16. Cheat2Win on September 13th, 2009 8:33 am

    Which one's the rifle?
    Which one's the gun?
    Which one's for shooting?
    Which one's for fun?

  17. Cajun Raccoon on September 13th, 2009 10:14 am

    Alright now take note from Watchmen… Just color that rocket launcher blue and you got yourself an instant blockbuster hit.

  18. MrRaccoon on September 13th, 2009 1:52 pm

    Just one more thing…
    RULE #1 FOR THE WIN! XD

  19. OLAWD on September 13th, 2009 4:18 pm

    Thanks for putting up a whole 1 comic a DAY sometimes.
    I wish you didnt fail…
    I think I'll go visit 4Chan, or ToplessRobot.

  20. weerd2normal on September 13th, 2009 9:32 pm

    i think god sent him the wrong package, i think god was supposed to send him a needler

  21. Valve on September 13th, 2009 10:23 pm

    Creativity Fail
    Quote taken right off Family Guy.
    Oh well, I'm not expecting much from a guy who's making Penis Jokes on Halo 3.
    gg

  22. Miketuu on September 14th, 2009 7:22 pm

    Excuse if this is horrible, but…
    how do I shot penis?

  23. jonnycrocker on May 3rd, 2010 3:49 pm

    cool!D:

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