MasqueNoMercy is just as God made him!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 12, 2009 · 9:52 PM
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Ironically, he still has to use Viagra.
These jokes are kinda getting old and, honestly, I don't think they're funny any more.
Double-barreled to double her pleasure.
oh look. Its THIS picture again.
he may have the power of a rocket, but only ammo for one shot
he may have the power of a rocket, but only enough ammo for one shot
So does that mean with sticky grendaes hes has blue balls?
Sad part is, he signed for a phallic…
and if you don't know what a phallic is, you fail at life. READ A BOOK!!!
Oh look, another bad penis joke!
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FIRST!!!!
GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK WAS HERE
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HALO IS A LOSER.
He likes to Rocket out with his cock out!!!
Most of Halo players like to overcompensate and can only think of cock jokes
FACT!
Need a Bigger Package?
We here at Microsoft in Redmond, WA, know how it hurts lots of men everywhere to have malfunctioning packages.
So we devised a new device to help you! Known as the 'Bollocks Buster,' it only costs $99. It doesn't just equal it's rivals, you also have to pay monthly! And, as a bonus, all you long-time fans will get a new one every month, as that's how often it'll break!
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Now, I know that this joke is horribly overused buuuut:
This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting, and this is for fun!
Remember kids. Sniper rifles for length, and Rocket Launchers for girth.
Which one's the rifle?
Which one's the gun?
Which one's for shooting?
Which one's for fun?
Alright now take note from Watchmen… Just color that rocket launcher blue and you got yourself an instant blockbuster hit.
Just one more thing…
RULE #1 FOR THE WIN! XD
Thanks for putting up a whole 1 comic a DAY sometimes.
I wish you didnt fail…
I think I'll go visit 4Chan, or ToplessRobot.
i think god sent him the wrong package, i think god was supposed to send him a needler
Creativity Fail
Quote taken right off Family Guy.
Oh well, I'm not expecting much from a guy who's making Penis Jokes on Halo 3.
gg
Excuse if this is horrible, but…
how do I shot penis?
cool!D: