I have yet to meet one who can outsmart BULLET

Of course it helps greatly if you actually fire said bullet!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 11, 2009 · 2:22 AM 
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72 Responses to “I have yet to meet one who can outsmart BULLET”

  1. Darkangelsv1 on September 11th, 2009 6:36 am

    Nice concept but could've been pulled off better.
    LE GASP! Is it true? Am I the first poster!? Now's my chance to scream out loud!
    YOU STUPID TROLLS DIDN'T GET FIRST! NOW STOP SPAMMING WITH THAT CRAP.

  2. Stealthbladez on September 11th, 2009 6:43 am

    Rofl, you were not first it seems >:D

  3. RayzaB on September 11th, 2009 7:18 am

    Lol u fail

  4. RayzaB on September 11th, 2009 7:19 am

    The bullet seems like it has been fired anyway.
    He's holding a empty shell.

  5. CapnJakeBob on September 11th, 2009 7:27 am

    You know, the best punishment to the "First!"-fools is not to even mention that you got in first.

    Why's this picture make me think of Half Life: Full Life Consequences?

  6. Joshy206 on September 11th, 2009 8:26 am

    I thought the rats were? Then Dolphins, then Humans… Bullets can be fourth.

  7. Joshy206 on September 11th, 2009 8:56 am

    I have yet to see a funny joke from this picture.

  8. Taiho on September 11th, 2009 9:01 am

    Unless you plan to have your enemy swallow it and then choke to death you might want to invest in gun to go with bullet.

  9. Deadalive on September 11th, 2009 9:34 am

    To be serious… Half of the TF2 commisions are not funny anymore D:

  10. Vosur on September 11th, 2009 10:29 am

    Better question would be why is the heavy holding what looks like a smaller-caliber-shelled blank?

  11. stork on September 11th, 2009 6:46 am

    the bullet may be smart but you aren't but I am sure that blue spy behind your back is willing to to teach you a few things.
    <insert lesson here>

  12. Last on September 11th, 2009 7:08 am

    its a fact that bullets are the smartest thing on the planet

    http://lastorka.deviantart.com/art/Smart-Bullet-1…

  13. MrRaccoon on September 11th, 2009 11:24 am

    Just the backstabbing ones, they're getting repetitive

  14. MrRaccoon on September 11th, 2009 11:26 am

    vas vhat bullet? Behind me? OH WHAT THE….

  15. KeybladeBanditJing on September 11th, 2009 1:31 pm

    Am I the only one severely creeped out by the heavy's eyes? O.o

  16. ThePinkSpartan on September 11th, 2009 2:14 pm

    White mice, actually. And even then they are brilliant to a fault.

    Bullets, however, are brilliant in their simplicity. My time as a sniper has shown that no Spy, no matter how crafty, has learned how to outsmart bullets. (not even with Dead Ringer)

  17. MasqueNoMercy on September 11th, 2009 2:17 pm

    of course bullets are smart… thats why he keeps a team of them strapped to him at all times! thats his brain trust

  18. MasqueNoMercy on September 11th, 2009 2:18 pm

    all valve things make me think of that now… its sad… they used to be good games… now they are just badly made videos to me

  19. Leo058 on September 11th, 2009 2:20 pm

    Indeed, you are not.

    He sees what I did there…

  20. Badonk on September 11th, 2009 3:31 pm

    This is actually quite true, the bullet knows the spy is there, and does not care. The bullet laughs at the Heavy's impending doom.

  21. Badonk on September 11th, 2009 3:37 pm

    That's what the bullet wants you to think.

  22. Tekrae on September 11th, 2009 3:38 pm

    The heavy has obviously been outsmarted by the bullet himself, actually. That's an empty casing.

  23. Badonk on September 11th, 2009 3:39 pm

    This guy is cramping mah style…

  24. Badonk on September 11th, 2009 3:39 pm

    The heavy does kinda need the extra brain power.

  25. Badonk on September 11th, 2009 3:40 pm

    awesome badly made videos tho.

  26. BiIIy on September 11th, 2009 5:02 pm

    Protip: Before taking the screenshot, set your graphics settings to as high as it can get. That way it will look good.

  27. jamesdh17 on September 11th, 2009 5:07 pm

    You don't need to outsmart the bullet, just survive the encounter with it.

  28. MasqueNoMercy on September 11th, 2009 5:14 pm

    not like the spy is going to stab the bullets after all

  29. EddRazzell on September 11th, 2009 5:24 pm

    The bullet already knew that. :D

  30. EddRazzell on September 11th, 2009 5:25 pm

    YOU HAVE A NEW NEMESIS!

  31. pinecone2654 on September 11th, 2009 5:25 pm

    Bullet may be clever, but Sandvich is one DAMN GOOD COP :D
    and that spy looks drunk to me

  32. Davis007 on September 11th, 2009 5:58 pm

    True, so true.

  33. Badonk on September 11th, 2009 6:16 pm

    drunk with glee!

  34. BlueChameleon on September 11th, 2009 7:28 pm

    LOLOLOL he was spy all along!

  35. BlueChameleon on September 11th, 2009 7:33 pm

    Answer to both: He's going to throw it.

  36. BiIIy on September 11th, 2009 7:37 pm

    But Zack didn't.

  37. ThePinkSpartan on September 11th, 2009 7:40 pm

    So does the Spy.

  38. ThePinkSpartan on September 11th, 2009 7:40 pm

    TV Heavy is watching you Masturbate!

  39. ThePinkSpartan on September 11th, 2009 7:42 pm

    I still hold hope for Ep. 3, myself.

  40. ThePinkSpartan on September 11th, 2009 7:43 pm

    I still hold hope for Ep. 3, myself.

    Also, random tales of Gman.

  41. Acrazymonke on September 11th, 2009 7:50 pm

    actually i think with wine(french joke)

  42. Acrazymonke on September 11th, 2009 7:54 pm

    HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER

  43. codemaster525 on September 11th, 2009 8:14 pm

    or… THAT BULLETS A SPY!

  44. Badonk on September 11th, 2009 8:18 pm

    I want more "idiots of Garys mod" from those guys, those are gold

  45. Deadalive on September 11th, 2009 8:36 pm

    Isn't that half of the TF2 commisions?^^

  46. Badonk on September 11th, 2009 9:03 pm

    Thats what bullet wants you to think

  47. Badonk on September 11th, 2009 9:05 pm

    IT'S ON NOW!

  48. BurnoutSpartan on September 11th, 2009 9:09 pm

    The bullets a lie

  49. BB93 on September 11th, 2009 11:08 pm

    Bullets aren't that smart, however, the Heavy is even less smart, the bullets are his portable library of wisdom. Too bad they don't know how to talk with him. :(

  50. Puflwiz on September 11th, 2009 11:44 pm

    The spy is actually after the bullet…… who knew?

  51. Badonk on September 12th, 2009 12:49 am

    IS SO TINY!

  52. Badonk on September 12th, 2009 12:50 am

    For a reason, spy is awesome

  53. Wiibejammin on September 12th, 2009 1:41 am

    100% Pure WIN!

  54. Wiibejammin on September 12th, 2009 1:42 am

    Thats not a bullet you idiot, its a spy!

  55. Zack on September 12th, 2009 3:36 am

    Lulul, why did my submission get posted? It's total shit. :B

  56. Zack on September 12th, 2009 3:38 am

    Hah, yeah. I knew that but it totally slipped my mind. :/

  57. Daifuku on September 12th, 2009 4:15 am

    Bullet: Dumbass…

  58. Daifuku on September 12th, 2009 4:15 am

    OR IS HE?!?!

  59. Daifuku on September 12th, 2009 4:16 am

    Bullets: those sneaky bastards…

  60. Daifuku on September 12th, 2009 4:19 am

    *hands you a mirror* Have fun sport :3

  61. Daifuku on September 12th, 2009 4:20 am

    Badonk tries to BREAK IT'S ARMS!!!

  62. Daifuku on September 12th, 2009 4:23 am

    and now he's doing it to the bullet

  63. Daifuku on September 12th, 2009 4:24 am

    *snickers*

    One bullet Heavy

    BAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  64. Badonk on September 12th, 2009 5:06 am

    Is it a bear?

  65. Daifuku on September 12th, 2009 5:11 am

    Yes.

  66. Badonk on September 12th, 2009 5:18 am

    WRASSLE!

  67. TCC on September 12th, 2009 5:21 am

    actually he's just french. (wine joke)

  68. EddRazzell on September 12th, 2009 12:37 pm

    Who won the wrestle?

  69. Acrazymonke on September 13th, 2009 5:04 pm

    its kind of like a giant gmod the idiot box but not as funny

  70. Roflcopter419 on September 14th, 2009 4:04 am

    I suppose the bullet knew, since nobody can outsmart it.

  71. tcc on September 14th, 2009 5:03 am

    the Falcon of coarse! the Falcon wins EVERYTHING FOREVER! YES!!! :D

  72. TCC on September 14th, 2009 5:05 am

    oops… LOGIN FAIL! :O

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