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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 8, 2009 · 7:12 PM
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*insert axe joke here*
Screw medals. I was asleep for the five minutes they were available. Therefor, they are terrible and stupid.
Just like those stupid freaking GRAPES over there.
I have a Halo and a Medal.
Am I special yet?
I love the ending
Scout's a real axe-hole…
Scout's a real axe-hole…
codemaster i have ta axe you something, do you leik mudkipz?
*rimshot*
soldier's face in the 3 panel is epic.
…but it's a shovel… o.o
*gets beat up*
Doc, I'm dyin' here!
Poor shawn…well, We have HALOS!
whoever made this deserves another medal
omg facestab (>_ < ;;)
omg facestab weak
It also works in other ways you know
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=2009…
heh you found a new avatar
heh heh Red Vs blue refrances
its a shovel
*flicks his halo*
Ayup! muhaha
Look kids. I'm a 69er now.
Where's my complimentary book of coupons?
Hey, look kids. I'm a 69er now.
Where's my complimentary book of coupons?
How could I miss that?
Now it looks even more like he's eating it.
Well… you see… we usually give a 69er links trying to disturb him, but this time…
OWNAGE
Unless it's a farm!
What. Are saying that the disturber can't be disturbed?
Indeed,I have no medal and they call me a "N00bburger." I have no halo and they call me a hacker and yet,hacker,has no insult to me… And I aggree with the soldier on the 2nd and 3rd panel,"Hey soldier,I got a halo hat!"… "Scout,I don't give a shit." And I don't give 2 shits,there was a medic on cp_orange(if you know the map…) on the part where if you hop out of the spawn then go left onto that platform type thing just sitting there with his halo thinking he looks so,neigh, TOO fucking special to go follow some poor heavy out onto the fucking battlefield.
WHAT THE FUCK?
Two words:
Lesbian mudkips
If I ever find something more disturbing than that I'll let you know
[...] Post what you’re thinking about right now… I’m thinking this is a pretty nice summary of the halo situation. __________________ This is my posting [...]
"I don't give a shit."
His face scares the shit out of me. If I were that scout I'd run off and get shot at by a sentry or something rather than face the wrath of the Soldier.
I have both a halo and a medal. :B
oh i've seen much worse than Tubgirl. i've actually seen Zippocats happen. Afghans are mean little fuckers ._.
……did… did you just give us your email?
He's just jealous of the Scout's hat. Also, if this was posted:
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=2009…
I'm sure it would have the complete opposite effect even though both comics end the same way. Now shut up about your freaking halos.
As a real soldier, i can say this about this strip.
Never, EVER, fuck with a soldier about his medals. The offended soldier is likely to shove several other things into your face besides an entrenching tool (that's what the shovel is called)
Also, Scout's gonna be digging that out of his face for a while. /zing!
Zippocats?
….ooh. That doesn't sound like something I want to see.
No I didn't your brain is playing with you :D
For some reason, I thought that the soldier would say "Scout, I am dissapoint."
OH FUCK.
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Nice catch, not many people get those.
Yay!
*flicks nothing*
Fuckin Xbox Live…..
Or smell.
Quick, somebody! Gmod more!
Quick, somebody! Gmod more shovel-hats!
Your mind games won't work with me! :D
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How about this?
…..Okay. TCC just made me eat those words. I've been disturbed.
And now i'm going to share it with all of you.
http://theamericandream.deviantart.com/art/Metal-…
Someones POed
SEEN IT, IT'S OLD.
I SAW IT ON FACEPUNCH.
EVERYONE THOUGHT THE THIRD PANEL WAS GREAT.
But seeing this reminded me of my summer, which i really had fun with.
school starts tomorrow…. *sigh*
Pffffft
I am not amused
WRONG, THIS WAS FROM FACEPUNCH.
Nah, not a little :/
Maybe the fact I suck at listening to english does help me :D
Nah, not even a little :/
Maybe the fact I suck at listening to english does help me :D
CAN YOU DIG IT?
I WIN! :D
then why no joke O_O
then why no joke O_O
Santa (gabe dressed up as santa) : have you been a good boy playing TF2 Shawn?
Shawn: yes i have santa! MAY I PLEEZZZ HAS HALO?
Santa: well lets take a look… well shawn you were on the naughty list…
Shawn: BUT I CLEANED UP AND GOT RID OF…
Santa: too late, no halo for you!
Shawn: FFFFFFFFFFFFF*** halos are overrated and anyone who has one is a nub *pout*
please don't hurt me D=
Hmm no joke? this must be one of Shawn's.
A purple heart for scout, a pink heart for sniper, a brown nose for medic
Disturbing… but not as much as mudkips
And I thought Two girls one cup was disturbing…
I don't give a SHIT!
That's funny!
yeah, that's pretty much what that dirty idler Sexy Legs said to me lol
Good one!
the sad thing is it's a shovel….
Disturbing doesn't phase me anymore.
no. now go achievement whore moar!!!
same… the internet has killed many of my senses
okay.
for the record, IT'S A SHOVEL!!!!
get it right.
~*~
FIRST!!!!
the internet started killing my innocence. afghanistan nuked it. along with several body parts i may or may not have needed
"omg facestab"
Do you have a link? I'll add it with the description!
God damn it…
Why does everyone keep giving +1 to our Colonel???
MrRaccoon, grab your torch….
We are going for a riot….
….to kill everyone who gives our Colonel +1!!!
Wow that's weird, I didn't remember to write anything! I must have put this one up in a hurry… my mind has been all over the place today
Reached 69??
Grats!
Man…
You need a vacation…
Looks like someone changed their avatar…
Quick Badonk, use your disguise!!!
Looks like someone changed his avatar…
Quick Badonk, use your disguise!!!
well hurry up and catch it. i'm fairly certain those things need to be in your head
The scout got a new hat! The shovel-hat
Yeah put it in their and be prepared for it to explode from the sheer epicness of this video
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Its at the cleaners o.e
It cant be that old, the halo incident only happened a few days ago
aye! and to commemorate this event i will do a dance… you cant see me doing it. but i am.
HA!
oh shit he's level -68!
*spams the -- button to little effect*
The Soldier's expression in the 3rd panel is made of pure, unadulterated win.
Also, n00b question, has VALVe implemented the soldier's medal now, or was it just accessible in gmod?
*twitch* *twitch*
*camera zooms out as half the planet explodes from the force of my mind being blown*
too bad there was no sound. DAMN YOU OLD COMPUTER!!!
ouch…dry clean only? that's rough D:
hmm…maybe we should move onwards to -100…it might be easier to get there than stay at -69
…..you're ding it pantsless, aren't ya?
…..you're doing it pantsless, aren't ya?
what happens when we get there?
…well it is night time
Find a new one! quick!
umm…our faces will melt past our knees?
how the hell should i know? my name's not google > <
i can picture the dance being similar to something that would be seen on Shin-Chan……*shudders* D:
Didn't the US government not allow the Soldier into any of the armed services?
So he had to get to WWII Germany on his own?
And then gave himself medals that he designed himself?
Elephant dance or ass dance?
Third frame is my fav too :D
could you please direct me to the nearest Burger King?
*snort*
Pansy. I've seen worse.
I'll help you out. Most furry stuff doesn't disturb me anymore. Disgusts me, maybe…. but not disturb.
Also, this is the internet. I feel like i've seen it all. Except tubgirl. I've read the description, my imagination can fill in the blanks.
I feed on your tears as I polish my halo.
You go straight down main until you get to the post office, then take a left.
Go straight until you see the park. Take another left and continue on, until you see a statue of Ponce de Leon, go straight till you get to main and realize i have no fucking clue what the hell im talking about.
D:
nah, that ones a wendy's now… :(
nah, that ones a wendy's now…
I finished that serise when I was around 7???
Yeah… It was back in Korea…
I just hope you are not doing the BGD…
Don't get Vista!!!
halos r the new recon! everybody'll get one once ODST comes out, then all will be well :D….. wait… nevermind.. D:
umm… I might be wrong… but from zippocats, I take it that Afghans light cats on fire using zippo lighters… then throw them at people… right? o.O
It's like that drugtrip I saw in that movie while I was on that drugtrip! :O
No, get vista and modify the hell out of it to fix it like i did :D
I missed them too. Hell I only found out about them three days ago.
I don't really mind. Halos are more fun to taunt the Idlers with.
Action Bastard was the best part of shin chan
Implemented a while ago. They are just quite rare to see.
Rule 47 ftw!
Or is it?
*High resolution explosion clip not found*
That scout's a real Axe-hat.
Nice tidbit. This may do it.
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Just putting this one out there, though I doubt it will even make any of you here blink twice.
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Learn the definition of the word "generic", dickbutt
lol that's exactly how I give dorections, I can't memorize all the damn street numbers D:
EDIT: Aw shit, TCC was right, oh well, Wendy's has the best dollar menu ever, and FROSTIES!!1!
holy shit, you haven't started school yet!? Mine started back in early August.
Indeed. But just remember that it's not pink. It's lightish-red.
Its different per state usually, IE Florida would start in Sept, NY would start in june.
He got me with that on DAD >.>
He got me with that on DA >.>
or XP Ice. much better
then proceed to take right turns in place until you're too dizzy to continue. then do it again
you don't want to know the specifics…..
Then call me Professor Oak ;O
a mix of both >o<
36…
how do you know it's not mine?
/creepiness ftw!!!
that's….not disturbing…
that's just wrong
… what was the scout going to say?
I'll take your word for it… -.-
that one was on accident… o.o
for me school starts today!
in about an hour from now I'll be dead from sheer boredom…. :D
I think he was going to say something like "LOL, you made a poopy word!"
That would be……. unplesant…..
and on an unrelated note, i think its time i made an account.
If you die say hi to Billy Mays for me D:<
*clappity clappity*
Lovin' that third panel.
for two easy payments of $19.99.
Can't tell ya one way or the other. Information like that is not supposed to be released. Uniform Code of Military Justice and all that :x
moral of the story: friends don't let friends drink and flash animate
Each and every one of you deserves a Halo!
Because you suck!
FACEPUNCH CREW REPRESENT
*flicks his halo which someone has modded to say 'FAG'*
Dammit!
they have a word for that its called pink
Really post all the rules I need so I can finally edit it!
No man
I have seen something that can be called "Four girls and food from the source", it's like the "strong" version of 2 girls 1 cup, if that can exist. And I saw it drinking chocolate milk, and I don't even twitched nor lost the ability to eat for days. So no problem but I'm not that easy to disturb.
Violence on the other hand… shit
Correct! You, Kbman, deserve a medal.
Fish heads, fish heads, yummy fish heads…
It makes no sense, but I am already insane so who cares!
Just a note: What the Scout was going to say before being shovel'd to the face was probably the following…
"Lol you made that yourself!"
Ring any bells on the Soldier's history?
VIOLENCE IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR TESTOSTERONE!!!
dude, NEVER ask that to a soldier. that's how you lose a friend.
luckily, my friends never ask me.
D:
looks like i'm not dead yet… but it's only the first day… I'LL MEET BILLY MAYS YET!!!!!! D:<
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Only 22 hours late…
i dont get it at all, can someone explain
How the fuck does this shit get derailed anyway?
Flame retardant suits aren't easy to clean, I'll tell you what.
I've got nothing on that. Goddamn you, FurAffinity.
Oh well. Music time.
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Hmmm.. I guess…
It's been a while that I saw that series…
BTW…
Where did you get that avatar??
I want to see it in full size!
the comments? lol they get off topic if they go for a while.
i made it my self
http://lastorka.deviantart.com/art/movie-poster-1…
exactly, lightish red.
Am I the only one seeing the irony in the hate for Halos in Halolz?
Then, buy a trip to Zimbabwe, fly there and back a few times, then hike to Israel and take a boat across the Mediterranean to the gates of gibraltar, from their swim to where the colossus of Rhodes once stood. Hop a fan boat to St. Petersburg Russia and go around the square 5 times, then bored a train to Long island new york, crawl on your hands and knees to flushing queens and take a right.
*boogies down*
from there, catch a plane to Hawaii and jump out halfway thru the trip, sucking out at least 12 other people with you. once you land, face first mind you, run to the nearest mountain and climb it. once on the peak, do a barrel roll until you hit the Grand Canyon. Jump down into the Colorado river from the rim and then take a left.
But retarded scoots are easy to flame.
for all that work, I better get one damn tasty burger D:
then travel back in time over ninethousand years, and take five steps left. cryogenicly freeze yourself for another overninethousand years, and take a right. then go find five people and beat them to death with a wooden oar. a doorway to hell should apear. look to your left and walk to your right while patting your head and rubbing your belly at the same time….
Nope lol
D: what happened here??? i had plus 6 an hour ago
cake eater…
nice lol, names on the wrong side tho…
i really want to know what he dsid before he deleted it O.o
Nothing on the internet phases me anymore, not since my friend, who happens to be a gay furry, was being retarted on msn and……never mind, your lives are screwed up enough already…….
+1'd for RvB refrence
you also got +2's and +3's on like almost every comment you've posted in the last 3 days.
First stealing avatar ideas, now whining about getting more e-peen than most people?
What a greedy bastard you are, dood.
that's what you get for being slow :P
Windows 7 is coming out soon. WAAAAAY better than Vista. Vista DESTROYED my computer that was new a year ago. something about vista using all my damn memory so it froze BEFORE I COULD EVEN LOG IN.
I bet he crafted them by pouring molten metal made from the Nazi's helmets into a mold and painting the ribbons with nazi blood.
You deserve a medal!
Either that or "Lol you maggot."
Strangely enough, I never actually encountered anyone that bragged about their halo hat. Guess I got off lucky.
Of course you did, however maybe I didn't get a halo because I wasn't there to claim it? The only hacks I used were acheivement and fake idles.
And thus, scout became scunt.