I HAVE A GOD DAMN MEDAL!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 8, 2009 · 7:12 PM 
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194 Responses to “I HAVE A GOD DAMN MEDAL!”

  1. codemaster525 on September 8th, 2009 11:14 pm

    *insert axe joke here*

  2. RyderJ on September 8th, 2009 11:15 pm

    Screw medals. I was asleep for the five minutes they were available. Therefor, they are terrible and stupid.

    Just like those stupid freaking GRAPES over there.

  3. TehBlueOne on September 8th, 2009 11:21 pm

    I have a Halo and a Medal.

    Am I special yet?

  4. MercenaryBlue on September 8th, 2009 11:24 pm

    I love the ending

  5. meinmattias on September 8th, 2009 11:26 pm

    Scout's a real axe-hole…

  6. meinmattias on September 8th, 2009 11:26 pm

    Scout's a real axe-hole…

  7. kirbyownsyou97 on September 8th, 2009 11:34 pm

    soldier's face in the 3 panel is epic.

  8. Leo058 on September 8th, 2009 11:38 pm

    Doc, I'm dyin' here!

  9. xGRiMx on September 9th, 2009 12:17 am

    whoever made this deserves another medal

  10. Paulrus-Keaton? on September 9th, 2009 12:20 am

    omg facestab (>_ < ;;)

  11. Paulrus-Keaton? on September 9th, 2009 12:20 am

    omg facestab weak

  12. MrRaccoon on September 9th, 2009 12:24 am

    It also works in other ways you know
    http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=2009

  13. Acrazymonke on September 9th, 2009 12:27 am

    its a shovel

  14. Paulrus-Keaton? on September 9th, 2009 12:31 am

    Look kids. I'm a 69er now.

    Where's my complimentary book of coupons?

  15. Paulrus-Keaton? on September 9th, 2009 12:31 am

    Hey, look kids. I'm a 69er now.

    Where's my complimentary book of coupons?

  16. errorer on September 9th, 2009 12:59 am

    Indeed,I have no medal and they call me a "N00bburger." I have no halo and they call me a hacker and yet,hacker,has no insult to me… And I aggree with the soldier on the 2nd and 3rd panel,"Hey soldier,I got a halo hat!"… "Scout,I don't give a shit." And I don't give 2 shits,there was a medic on cp_orange(if you know the map…) on the part where if you hop out of the spawn then go left onto that platform type thing just sitting there with his halo thinking he looks so,neigh, TOO fucking special to go follow some poor heavy out onto the fucking battlefield.

    WHAT THE FUCK?

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  18. Shrake12 on September 9th, 2009 1:22 am

    "I don't give a shit."

    His face scares the shit out of me. If I were that scout I'd run off and get shot at by a sentry or something rather than face the wrath of the Soldier.

  19. E.S. on September 9th, 2009 1:27 am

    I have both a halo and a medal. :B

  20. Ihaveahalo on September 9th, 2009 1:29 am

    He's just jealous of the Scout's hat. Also, if this was posted:

    http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=2009

    I'm sure it would have the complete opposite effect even though both comics end the same way. Now shut up about your freaking halos.

  21. Daifuku on September 9th, 2009 1:32 am

    As a real soldier, i can say this about this strip.

    Never, EVER, fuck with a soldier about his medals. The offended soldier is likely to shove several other things into your face besides an entrenching tool (that's what the shovel is called)

    Also, Scout's gonna be digging that out of his face for a while. /zing!

  22. botoboto on September 9th, 2009 1:37 am

    For some reason, I thought that the soldier would say "Scout, I am dissapoint."

  23. Christislord0 on September 9th, 2009 2:16 am

    Someones POed

  24. Link_09 on September 9th, 2009 2:22 am

    SEEN IT, IT'S OLD.
    I SAW IT ON FACEPUNCH.
    EVERYONE THOUGHT THE THIRD PANEL WAS GREAT.
    But seeing this reminded me of my summer, which i really had fun with.
    school starts tomorrow…. *sigh*

  25. Exploderizer on September 9th, 2009 2:38 am

    CAN YOU DIG IT?

  26. Badonk on September 8th, 2009 11:40 pm

    Hmm no joke? this must be one of Shawn's.

    A purple heart for scout, a pink heart for sniper, a brown nose for medic

  27. Masterluigi452 on September 9th, 2009 3:59 am

    I don't give a SHIT!
    That's funny!

  28. pinecone2654 on September 9th, 2009 3:59 am

    yeah, that's pretty much what that dirty idler Sexy Legs said to me lol

  29. Colonel_Obvious on September 9th, 2009 4:13 am

    okay.

    for the record, IT'S A SHOVEL!!!!

    get it right.
    ~*~
    FIRST!!!!

  30. Paulrus-Keaton? on September 9th, 2009 12:22 am

    "omg facestab"

  31. MrRaccoon on September 9th, 2009 12:40 am

    The scout got a new hat! The shovel-hat

  32. Xenomorph42Q on September 9th, 2009 4:46 am

    The Soldier's expression in the 3rd panel is made of pure, unadulterated win.

    Also, n00b question, has VALVe implemented the soldier's medal now, or was it just accessible in gmod?

  33. Kbman on September 9th, 2009 5:14 am

    Didn't the US government not allow the Soldier into any of the armed services?
    So he had to get to WWII Germany on his own?
    And then gave himself medals that he designed himself?

  34. Archer on September 9th, 2009 5:22 am

    I feed on your tears as I polish my halo.

  35. GameboyPATH on September 9th, 2009 6:40 am

    That scout's a real Axe-hat.

  36. blahface on September 9th, 2009 9:27 am

    Learn the definition of the word "generic", dickbutt

  37. MasqueNoMercy on September 9th, 2009 3:26 pm

    … what was the scout going to say?

  38. BiIIy on September 9th, 2009 6:09 pm

    Lovin' that third panel.

  39. BlueChameleon on September 9th, 2009 6:49 pm

    Each and every one of you deserves a Halo!
    Because you suck!

  40. Lag Incarnate on September 9th, 2009 8:20 pm

    Just a note: What the Scout was going to say before being shovel'd to the face was probably the following…
    "Lol you made that yourself!"
    Ring any bells on the Soldier's history?

  41. weerd2normal on September 10th, 2009 12:51 am

    i dont get it at all, can someone explain

  42. TheAceOfSkulls on September 10th, 2009 4:10 am

    Am I the only one seeing the irony in the hate for Halos in Halolz?

  43. AManWithACloak on August 22nd, 2011 10:20 am

    And thus, scout became scunt.

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