TWO SNIPERS-ONE JAR

Just when you thought the new shirt was disturbing enough, Colingg drops off this submission! I hope there’s just urine in that jar.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 29, 2009 · 10:32 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (209 votes, average: 3.56 out of 5)
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117 Responses to “TWO SNIPERS-ONE JAR”

  1. lol on August 29th, 2009 2:34 pm

    Friendship is golden

  2. Leo058 on August 29th, 2009 2:45 pm

    Oh, internet, what hath thou wrought?

    On a side note… Urban Dictionary now officially recognizes the Church of Falcon!
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ch...

  3. MrRaccoon on August 29th, 2009 2:50 pm

    I feel so proud T_T

  4. MrRaccoon on August 29th, 2009 2:54 pm

    Yes, I can see they're two snipers holding one jar, it's obvious
    Wait, why is the red sniper taking off his pants? Is he… GODDAMN HE'S…. HE'S LIBERATING THE BROWN WOMBATS!
    Ah fuck! ah fuck! AH FUCK! YOU'RE NOT SUPOSSED TO EAT THAT!
    DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
    I… am not hungry anymore…

  5. Cheat2Win on August 29th, 2009 2:57 pm

    …..Oh God no…

  6. TCC on August 29th, 2009 3:02 pm

    so…. should we celibrate?

  7. -TriforceGal4- on August 29th, 2009 3:03 pm

    Oh. dear. god. As if the last thing wasn't bad enough….

  8. Captain Rehab on August 29th, 2009 3:09 pm

    that is wrong on so many levels…

  9. Don on August 29th, 2009 3:09 pm

    Wow. Just…wow.

  10. SSkye on August 29th, 2009 3:13 pm

    God I remember someone showed me a rule 34 version of this image, thanks for reminding me of it

  11. SentryGunner on August 29th, 2009 3:22 pm

    A day of Falcon Punching strangers seems appropriate

  12. Exploderizer on August 29th, 2009 3:27 pm

    HOLY SHIT WE ACTUALLY MADE A DIFFERENCE.

  13. Exploderizer on August 29th, 2009 3:33 pm

    Gentlemen.
    We have been shown who's boss!

  14. Roflcopter419 on August 29th, 2009 4:06 pm

    I don't think it's necessary to keep reminding us of things we'd rather forget.

  15. Aaron Hong on August 29th, 2009 4:09 pm

    Don't cross the streams.

  16. ArmyOfMidgets on August 29th, 2009 4:27 pm

    But, if we didn't celebrate Falcon Friday this week, doesn't that make us all sinners un-worthy of Captain Falcon's fist? D{=

  17. BurnoutSpartan on August 29th, 2009 4:52 pm

    Art Falcon be proud

  18. Masterluigi452 on August 29th, 2009 4:57 pm

    Good God No…
    Two girls 1up is much better than this…

  19. Masterluigi452 on August 29th, 2009 4:58 pm

    Grats reaching 90!
    I wonder what is the max though…

  20. Jeot21 on August 29th, 2009 5:23 pm

    Aggreed.

  21. FrEEz on August 29th, 2009 5:38 pm

    In Falcon We Trust

  22. FrEEz on August 29th, 2009 5:39 pm

    Oh good GOD. Lets just hope someone doesn't decide to elaborate on that and create a video. Falcon Save Us from this madness D:

  23. Xyonas on August 29th, 2009 5:47 pm

    I don't think being sniper is really that good of a job mate.

  24. CapnJakeBob on August 29th, 2009 5:53 pm

    To quote Richard Hammond, "…I think we can see where this is going"

  25. Someguy5031 on August 29th, 2009 6:04 pm

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  26. BlueChameleon on August 29th, 2009 6:14 pm

    I've seen 137 before. My face almost melted.

  27. BlueChameleon on August 29th, 2009 6:30 pm

    Some classes are efficient.
    Some classes are polite…

  28. Kbman on August 29th, 2009 6:54 pm

    In honor of this, I shall share with ye the model from which I hath constructed the Helmet of the Almighty Falcon.

    http://www.mediafire.com/?mujnjz0twmo

  29. Kbman on August 29th, 2009 6:56 pm

    I just hope one of them is actually a spy…

  30. Mijo on August 29th, 2009 7:33 pm

    Must. Resist. Cock Joke!
    Those pickles are probably hard & crunchy.
    :(

  31. Paulrus-Keaton? on August 29th, 2009 7:36 pm

    Jubilation!

  32. Paulrus-Keaton? on August 29th, 2009 7:38 pm

    As long as they don't bring Kung-Poo into the equation.

    ….yup. I went there. And it feels good.

  33. Paulrus-Keaton? on August 29th, 2009 7:44 pm

    Huh. Oh well. More wombat for me. :3

  34. ThePinkSpartan on August 29th, 2009 8:02 pm

    Rule 34 man. If there isn't porn of it et, there will be.

    Be expecting a Gmod video within the week.

  35. ThePinkSpartan on August 29th, 2009 8:03 pm

    Ever had a crap so big your pants fit better?

    Yeah this is nothing like that.

  36. ThePinkSpartan on August 29th, 2009 8:07 pm

    Why?

    It would be bad.

  37. LOLCUNO on August 29th, 2009 8:23 pm

    Beat me to it.

  38. LOLCUNO on August 29th, 2009 8:24 pm

    Get the camera, its filmin' time.

  39. LOLCUNO on August 29th, 2009 8:42 pm

    YES

  40. LOLCUNO on August 29th, 2009 8:43 pm

    Some classes through piss at eachother and live in a van.

  41. Masterluigi452 on August 29th, 2009 4:57 pm

    I… I…
    I love you man!!
    I'm keeping this site as my fav!

  42. SomeRandomGuy on August 29th, 2009 8:57 pm

    It gets better with the Sniper comes to backstab them both.

  43. SomeRandomGuy on August 29th, 2009 8:59 pm

    errr Spy…damn distractions

  44. Masterluigi452 on August 29th, 2009 9:13 pm

    I wonder who could it be…
    Is he a member of Halolz??

  45. EddRazzell on August 29th, 2009 9:14 pm

    It just said on the urban dictionary that you can get a mug of that definition?
    AWESOME!

  46. BlueChameleon on August 29th, 2009 9:18 pm

    No. Can't remember, TBH.

  47. EddRazzell on August 29th, 2009 9:18 pm

    Some classes plan to kill every other class they meet. And what LOLCUNO said.

  48. Masterluigi452 on August 29th, 2009 9:31 pm

    somehow, the file has an error, so i can't open it up…

  49. Leo058 on August 29th, 2009 9:34 pm

    Well, you can get one of any definition… but why would you get anything else?

  50. pinecone2654 on August 29th, 2009 9:41 pm

    OW MY EYE!!1!
    GOOD ONYA MATE! :D

  51. Kbman on August 29th, 2009 9:44 pm

    It's a zip folder, you might need to extract the files first.
    Then, open one of the pdf files in it. Print it out, cut out the pieces, and glue them together.
    If you need some instructions, download this program.
    http://www.tamasoft.co.jp/pepakura-en/ (Find Pepakura Viewer)
    It will show which pieces go where on the helmet.

  52. Gilder on August 29th, 2009 9:54 pm

    AUGH! YOU BROKE MY MIND!!

  53. Exploderizer on August 29th, 2009 10:06 pm

    Heh, -1 points…
    Priceless.

  54. Exploderizer on August 29th, 2009 10:08 pm

    Actually, rule 34 is : There is pr0nz of it. No exceptions.
    The one you're looking for is rule 35: If there is no pr0nz of it, there will be. No exceptions.

  55. Ataeru on August 29th, 2009 10:32 pm

    OH GOD NO! when it was bad enough for your friends to explain details about 2G1C
    DX

  56. AuraMaster on August 29th, 2009 10:39 pm

    Some classes like to make disturbing videos with a jar of piss.

  57. AuraMaster on August 29th, 2009 10:41 pm

    So is the Sniper's piss.

  58. AvA on August 29th, 2009 10:53 pm

    Your puncraft is good, little pink man in pink. My landmass erupts with kittens.

  59. AuraMaster on August 29th, 2009 10:55 pm

    Huzzah! The work of Falcon be done!

    It's a shame the 1st Amendment prevents Congress from making it an official religion…

  60. NoShoe4You on August 29th, 2009 10:58 pm

    The origin of the new jar based fighting style which involves the use of "Mayonnaise"

  61. Masterluigi452 on August 29th, 2009 11:09 pm

    I already have the program to open any zip folder.
    It's just the zip file that isn't working.
    when I try to extract the pdf file, it won't let me because some kind of error.
    I'm using Alzip.

  62. Paulrus-Keaton? on August 29th, 2009 11:19 pm

    Oh now we're gonna get all Ron White in this mo'fo?

    Well comin' nigga! Let's do dis shit!

    ……*doesn't really retort and just goes back to eating cookies and gaining weight*

  63. Jonesy on August 30th, 2009 12:04 am

    Then they'd be on the same team?

  64. TCC on August 30th, 2009 12:16 am

    the sad thing:
    I had to look up the first amendment.

  65. TCC on August 30th, 2009 12:19 am

    I'm a little fuzzy on the whole "good/bad" thing here. What do you mean, "bad"?
    Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

  66. TCC on August 30th, 2009 12:19 am

    I'm a little fuzzy on the whole "good/bad" thing here. What do you mean, "bad"?

    Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

  67. ThePinkSpartan on August 29th, 2009 8:27 pm

    …UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

    I SAY OH BABY THATS JUST MY LUUUUUUUUCK!

    ((Name that comic!))

  68. Gamegeneral on August 30th, 2009 12:43 am

    Oh, but it is. It SO is.

  69. Gamegeneral on August 30th, 2009 12:44 am

    Incidentally, Nice beard :D

  70. Gamegeneral on August 30th, 2009 12:47 am

    Combined with massive amounts of vomit.

  71. Roflcopter419 on August 30th, 2009 1:00 am

    Thanks. It's Francis from Left 4 Dead. Yours is cool too.

  72. Sinister Minister on August 30th, 2009 1:25 am

    Yay, now the stupid overdone fad can be even MORE stupid and overdone! Awesome!

    Oh wait, that's a bad thing.

  73. Sinister Minister on August 30th, 2009 1:26 am

    You mean Lunchbag-Fu.

  74. Kbman on August 29th, 2009 9:47 pm

    ;-;

    Shawn, if you post that, you will not live long enough to regret it.
    LOLOLOLOLJKJKJKJK

  75. ArmyOfMidgets on August 30th, 2009 2:13 am

    The even sadder thing, i am too lazy to look up the first amendment over the internet so i just assume you guys are right.

  76. FrEEz on August 30th, 2009 3:00 am

    But this is not porn. This is a sin against all that is holy and decent in this world. I call for it to be banned by falcon. Thou Shalt Let the Devil O'Donell to intervene, and stop this blasphemy from being done.

  77. FrEEz on August 30th, 2009 3:00 am

    But this is not porn. This is a sin against all that is holy and decent in this world. I call for it to be banned by falcon. Thou Shalt Let the Devil O'Donell to intervene, and stop this blasphemy from being done.

  78. ThePinkSpartan on August 30th, 2009 3:30 am

    Total protonic reversal.

    Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

  79. ThePinkSpartan on August 30th, 2009 3:30 am

    Fail.

  80. ThePinkSpartan on August 30th, 2009 3:30 am

    Fail. Not -1 worthy fail but fail nonetheless.

  81. ThePinkSpartan on August 30th, 2009 3:34 am

    Thats what you think.

  82. ThePinkSpartan on August 30th, 2009 3:40 am

    Bask in the glow of my win. :3

  83. ThePinkSpartan on August 30th, 2009 3:41 am

    Some classes are credit to team.

  84. CastlyFTW on August 30th, 2009 3:43 am

    Oh I see what you did there. +1

  85. Paulrus-Keaton? on August 30th, 2009 4:02 am

    Really? Oh well. More wombat for me.

  86. Vairi-Chan on August 30th, 2009 4:40 am

    I cant see what other people think, in anybody else
    When I think of you, I touch myself ~

  87. CapnMacMillan on August 30th, 2009 4:58 am

    Sooooo…what? It's a porno about two ugly Australians crossing swords and taking a leak into a jar? We already have enough of those online…

  88. Link_09 on August 30th, 2009 5:06 am

    OFFICIAL DISCUSSION MUSIC
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft7458wmD6k

  89. Link_09 on August 30th, 2009 5:06 am

    DUDE I'D FUND IT.

  90. Yojilk on August 30th, 2009 5:12 am

    this really needs to go on a t-shirt

  91. Miketuu on August 30th, 2009 5:47 am

    Thank god it wasn't the 2fort2furious image (or wtf ever), that one's a tad worse.

  92. Taiho on August 30th, 2009 10:28 am

    The IRS has the authority to recognize it as a religion by granting tax-exempt status.

  93. Taiho on August 30th, 2009 10:31 am

    I am disappointed that no one was credited. On the other hand we are now on the threshold of becoming "Internet Famous". All we need is a shirt.

  94. kirbyownsyou97 on August 30th, 2009 2:25 pm

    hooray for making a difference.

  95. Leo058 on August 30th, 2009 5:00 pm

    UrbanDictionary rules state that you shouldn't use non-celebrity names.

  96. Taiho on August 30th, 2009 7:16 pm

    Bunch of spoil-sports, the lot of em.

  97. Sinister Minister on August 30th, 2009 9:49 pm

    Obviously you don't know what fail is as that is not fail.

  98. Leo058 on August 31st, 2009 12:04 am

    Ah, ye of little faith…

  99. Badonk on August 31st, 2009 12:35 am

    Holy shit i found a working wifi connection!

    i gotta do this quick.

    ummmmmmm…..
    Theres going to be alot of headshot in this video.

  100. Daifuku on August 31st, 2009 3:06 am

    hey. if scientology and qwanza can be official religions, so can the Church dammit DX

  101. Daifuku on August 31st, 2009 3:08 am

    As a cardinal of the Church of Falcon, i feel obliged to tell you the Almighty Falcon has told me this of you…

    NO!

    sad to say, you will not go to Big Blue. have fun with Zoda

  102. Daifuku on August 31st, 2009 3:09 am

    then we must MAKE a celebrity of our own. quick! who isn't hideously ugly, socially inept, or deployed to a third world country?

  103. Daifuku on August 31st, 2009 3:10 am

    as long as the pyro doesn't spycheck it…

  104. Daifuku on August 31st, 2009 3:12 am

    yep. seems i have started a trend…ALL OF YOU ARE POSERS DX!!!

  105. Daifuku on August 31st, 2009 3:15 am

    internet rule 35 and 39 ._.

  106. Daifuku on August 31st, 2009 3:15 am

    and never forget rule 39: there is furry pr0nz for it. no exceptions

  107. Daifuku on August 31st, 2009 3:16 am

    just imagine what the red sniper is doing when he says "Standing around like a bloody idiot!"

  108. Cheat2Win on August 31st, 2009 7:06 am

    *twitch twitch*

  109. Taiho on August 31st, 2009 8:44 am

    I fit that description, unfortunately I always punch the reporter in Mass Effect so you probably shouldn't let me within arms reach of the press.

  110. Daifuku on August 31st, 2009 2:43 pm

    as long as it's a Falcon Punch you're good :3

  111. Daifuku on August 31st, 2009 2:45 pm

    hehehe, i've done it again ^^

  112. Acrazymonke on September 1st, 2009 5:27 am

    i kinda fit the description but i shoot press on sight, lets just say the press in my area are very annoying

  113. Aaron Hong on September 1st, 2009 1:28 pm

    To quote John Hammond: "Ya-hoo!"

  114. Daifuku on September 1st, 2009 11:13 pm

    press in my area also tend to get shot. not by us tho XD

  115. Badonk on September 2nd, 2009 9:13 pm

    We need nothing…………….Just wait.

    *HINT*

  116. BB93 on September 7th, 2009 1:50 am

    All this pic needs is a pyro right behind them…hudda hudda huh!

  117. BlueChameleon on September 29th, 2009 8:59 pm

    [VIDEO] A professional's reaction: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIsNvX17oOQ

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