
Just when you thought the new shirt was disturbing enough, Colingg drops off this submission! I hope there’s just urine in that jar.
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Categories: Best Friends 4-Eva, Disturbing, Internets, PC, Playstation, Secret Items, Team Fortress 2, Teamwork, Valve Software, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (117 Comments) |
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Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Sweet zombie Jesus! Did you know the site has over 2,000 lolz? 
Friendship is golden
Oh, internet, what hath thou wrought?
On a side note… Urban Dictionary now officially recognizes the Church of Falcon!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ch...
I feel so proud T_T
Yes, I can see they're two snipers holding one jar, it's obvious
Wait, why is the red sniper taking off his pants? Is he… GODDAMN HE'S…. HE'S LIBERATING THE BROWN WOMBATS!
Ah fuck! ah fuck! AH FUCK! YOU'RE NOT SUPOSSED TO EAT THAT!
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
I… am not hungry anymore…
…..Oh God no…
so…. should we celibrate?
Oh. dear. god. As if the last thing wasn't bad enough….
that is wrong on so many levels…
Wow. Just…wow.
God I remember someone showed me a rule 34 version of this image, thanks for reminding me of it
A day of Falcon Punching strangers seems appropriate
HOLY SHIT WE ACTUALLY MADE A DIFFERENCE.
Gentlemen.
We have been shown who's boss!
I don't think it's necessary to keep reminding us of things we'd rather forget.
Don't cross the streams.
But, if we didn't celebrate Falcon Friday this week, doesn't that make us all sinners un-worthy of Captain Falcon's fist? D{=
Art Falcon be proud
Good God No…
Two girls 1up is much better than this…
Grats reaching 90!
I wonder what is the max though…
Aggreed.
In Falcon We Trust
Oh good GOD. Lets just hope someone doesn't decide to elaborate on that and create a video. Falcon Save Us from this madness D:
I don't think being sniper is really that good of a job mate.
To quote Richard Hammond, "…I think we can see where this is going"
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I've seen 137 before. My face almost melted.
Some classes are efficient.
Some classes are polite…
In honor of this, I shall share with ye the model from which I hath constructed the Helmet of the Almighty Falcon.
http://www.mediafire.com/?mujnjz0twmo
I just hope one of them is actually a spy…
Must. Resist. Cock Joke!
Those pickles are probably hard & crunchy.
:(
Jubilation!
As long as they don't bring Kung-Poo into the equation.
….yup. I went there. And it feels good.
Huh. Oh well. More wombat for me. :3
Rule 34 man. If there isn't porn of it et, there will be.
Be expecting a Gmod video within the week.
Ever had a crap so big your pants fit better?
Yeah this is nothing like that.
Why?
It would be bad.
Beat me to it.
Get the camera, its filmin' time.
YES
Some classes through piss at eachother and live in a van.
I… I…
I love you man!!
I'm keeping this site as my fav!
It gets better with the Sniper comes to backstab them both.
errr Spy…damn distractions
I wonder who could it be…
Is he a member of Halolz??
It just said on the urban dictionary that you can get a mug of that definition?
AWESOME!
No. Can't remember, TBH.
Some classes plan to kill every other class they meet. And what LOLCUNO said.
somehow, the file has an error, so i can't open it up…
Well, you can get one of any definition… but why would you get anything else?
OW MY EYE!!1!
GOOD ONYA MATE! :D
It's a zip folder, you might need to extract the files first.
Then, open one of the pdf files in it. Print it out, cut out the pieces, and glue them together.
If you need some instructions, download this program.
http://www.tamasoft.co.jp/pepakura-en/ (Find Pepakura Viewer)
It will show which pieces go where on the helmet.
AUGH! YOU BROKE MY MIND!!
Heh, -1 points…
Priceless.
Actually, rule 34 is : There is pr0nz of it. No exceptions.
The one you're looking for is rule 35: If there is no pr0nz of it, there will be. No exceptions.
OH GOD NO! when it was bad enough for your friends to explain details about 2G1C
DX
Some classes like to make disturbing videos with a jar of piss.
So is the Sniper's piss.
Your puncraft is good, little pink man in pink. My landmass erupts with kittens.
Huzzah! The work of Falcon be done!
It's a shame the 1st Amendment prevents Congress from making it an official religion…
The origin of the new jar based fighting style which involves the use of "Mayonnaise"
I already have the program to open any zip folder.
It's just the zip file that isn't working.
when I try to extract the pdf file, it won't let me because some kind of error.
I'm using Alzip.
Oh now we're gonna get all Ron White in this mo'fo?
Well comin' nigga! Let's do dis shit!
……*doesn't really retort and just goes back to eating cookies and gaining weight*
Then they'd be on the same team?
the sad thing:
I had to look up the first amendment.
I'm a little fuzzy on the whole "good/bad" thing here. What do you mean, "bad"?
Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
I'm a little fuzzy on the whole "good/bad" thing here. What do you mean, "bad"?
Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
…UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
I SAY OH BABY THATS JUST MY LUUUUUUUUCK!
((Name that comic!))
Oh, but it is. It SO is.
Incidentally, Nice beard :D
Combined with massive amounts of vomit.
Thanks. It's Francis from Left 4 Dead. Yours is cool too.
Yay, now the stupid overdone fad can be even MORE stupid and overdone! Awesome!
Oh wait, that's a bad thing.
You mean Lunchbag-Fu.
;-;
Shawn, if you post that, you will not live long enough to regret it.
LOLOLOLOLJKJKJKJK
The even sadder thing, i am too lazy to look up the first amendment over the internet so i just assume you guys are right.
But this is not porn. This is a sin against all that is holy and decent in this world. I call for it to be banned by falcon. Thou Shalt Let the Devil O'Donell to intervene, and stop this blasphemy from being done.
But this is not porn. This is a sin against all that is holy and decent in this world. I call for it to be banned by falcon. Thou Shalt Let the Devil O'Donell to intervene, and stop this blasphemy from being done.
Total protonic reversal.
Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.
Fail.
Fail. Not -1 worthy fail but fail nonetheless.
Thats what you think.
Bask in the glow of my win. :3
Some classes are credit to team.
Oh I see what you did there. +1
Really? Oh well. More wombat for me.
I cant see what other people think, in anybody else
When I think of you, I touch myself ~
Sooooo…what? It's a porno about two ugly Australians crossing swords and taking a leak into a jar? We already have enough of those online…
OFFICIAL DISCUSSION MUSIC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft7458wmD6k
DUDE I'D FUND IT.
this really needs to go on a t-shirt
Thank god it wasn't the 2fort2furious image (or wtf ever), that one's a tad worse.
The IRS has the authority to recognize it as a religion by granting tax-exempt status.
I am disappointed that no one was credited. On the other hand we are now on the threshold of becoming "Internet Famous". All we need is a shirt.
hooray for making a difference.
UrbanDictionary rules state that you shouldn't use non-celebrity names.
Bunch of spoil-sports, the lot of em.
Obviously you don't know what fail is as that is not fail.
Ah, ye of little faith…
Holy shit i found a working wifi connection!
i gotta do this quick.
ummmmmmm…..
Theres going to be alot of headshot in this video.
hey. if scientology and qwanza can be official religions, so can the Church dammit DX
As a cardinal of the Church of Falcon, i feel obliged to tell you the Almighty Falcon has told me this of you…
NO!
sad to say, you will not go to Big Blue. have fun with Zoda
then we must MAKE a celebrity of our own. quick! who isn't hideously ugly, socially inept, or deployed to a third world country?
as long as the pyro doesn't spycheck it…
yep. seems i have started a trend…ALL OF YOU ARE POSERS DX!!!
internet rule 35 and 39 ._.
and never forget rule 39: there is furry pr0nz for it. no exceptions
just imagine what the red sniper is doing when he says "Standing around like a bloody idiot!"
*twitch twitch*
I fit that description, unfortunately I always punch the reporter in Mass Effect so you probably shouldn't let me within arms reach of the press.
as long as it's a Falcon Punch you're good :3
hehehe, i've done it again ^^
i kinda fit the description but i shoot press on sight, lets just say the press in my area are very annoying
To quote John Hammond: "Ya-hoo!"
press in my area also tend to get shot. not by us tho XD
We need nothing…………….Just wait.
*HINT*
All this pic needs is a pyro right behind them…hudda hudda huh!
[VIDEO] A professional's reaction: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIsNvX17oOQ