Looks like after years of painful Barrens chat, The Barrens itself just couldn’t take it anymore!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 25, 2009 · 3:52 AM
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I don't get it. Am I a noob, or is it okay? D:
first
world of warcraft, barrens chat home to the worst jokes and chat ever. chuck norris, anal, politics etc etc
I once got a warning notice from Blizzard for accusing someone in the Barrens of having sand in their vagina. I wasn't sure what the problem was, I thought it was a perfectly legitimate assumption.
omg no wai
let's just hope Mankrik and his wife were destroyed by the Cacatclysm.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3154/2282218544_7b…
Pic is most DEFINITELY related
DAMNT IT BARRENSs CAHT I warned you about all those Chuck Norris jokes and that if you didn't stop you he would come and do a round house kick so powerfull that it would destroy the world ……of warcraft
this is bad this is very bad now barrens chat has even more to talk about now. blizzard what have you done!
The real tragedy here is that there's now going to be -two- barrens chats
There is a lot of sand in the Barrens! It only makes sense!
The almighty Falcon could only take so much trolling. soon he had no choice but to show his moves to those who would not follow his law. and so he split the Barrens with his mighty Falcon kick, and the spamming stopped… and it was good…
sadly, logic is lost upon Mods…
because it's warcrack
Last. C'mon people, we've been over this many times.
Dammit, Barrens, YOU BLEW IT! YOU HAD IT ALL, AND YOU BLEW IT!
Do what I do; look at context. Judging by all these comments, I think the Barrens chat was where people would go to make overused, no-longer-funny jokes.
Barrens says: some say jesus can walk on water… chuck norris can swim through land,
Troll1 says: lol anal [brown snake]
Troll2 says: Bush is president of awesome sauce
Troll3 says :he makes sauce?
Troll2 says:LOL
Reverend has left chat'
Barrens whispers: where are you going there are many chuck norris and anal facts you have yet to learn.
Reverend whispers: ill never be like one of you
Barrens whispers: youre gay
Reverend whispers: gay like youre mother!
Reverend yells:NOOOOOOOO!…
Barrens cackles: first Warcraft then the world!
Reverend whispers:…of warcraft
Troll1 whispers: Anal [Brown snake]
you could have known everything about Chuck Norris but NO!
You know a thing about Barrens chat, is that the humour is a little dry!
Win.
Barrens chat had nothing to do with it, Chuck Norris thought that he needed not one, but two zones in which people discus his greatness, so from up high came a great roundhouse kick, Shattering the land. That is the real story behind Cataclysm.
i don't get it, im not a wow fag, someone explain?
i've been meaning to ask you this for like ever. who was your last avatar? i probably know but forgot ._. and while i'm at it, who'se this one?
sad fact is, that's very accurate…
freakin barrens i tell ya…you'd think they're actually barren but no, it's the hive for every /b/tard on Warcraft there is…
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FIRST!!!!
dammit, i had -69!!! hit F5 and it went to -68 > <!!!!!!!
Mankrik's wife will be eaten up by the lava, but Mankrik will still send us to look for her.
Did you know Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick so powerful he went back in time? He deflected the bullet meant for President Kennedy with that kick. Kennedy's head exploded from the epicness of the sight, sadly.
http://badonk.deviantart.com/art/True-Reason-for-…
Didn't do one for a while, here we go :D
D:
Killed it…just killed it
Ba-dum tshh
I was done. didn't play for months. Thought i was clean……………Then this.
When I played WOW I often felt like jumping into a flaming chasm just to end the monotony. Now that I have quit there is a flaming chasm to jump into…
WHY DO YOU KEEP PULLING ME BACK IN?
hmm…judging from the size of the rift and the depth…yep, it's official. Barrens Chat is either almost or just as powerful as a Falcon Punch
hmm…judging by the size of the rift and the depth…yep, it's official. Barrens Chat is almost as or just as strong as a Falcon Punch.
yep…he killed it…now i kill YOU!!!
/zippocatbomb
hmm….better than Dr. Phil as the Lich King. As if getting owned isnt bad enough, he gives you useless advice about your raid D:
Dai, you know im immune to that.
LIES AND YOU KNOW IT!!! Don't make me summon more furries >:I
i blame the gold farmers
Ooh, so very close… almost at -69.
Speaking of which, what will you do when you reach it? Retire?
badonk has gotten another victim in his avatar-stealing spree
Blasphemy!
MEME BEAM!!!!!!
Dragon ball Z style (come back tommorow)
i invented meme beam. so i know it's weakness >:D
push onwards and…downwards? to new highs in being low
….have you seen barrens chat lately? it's like crossbreeding /b/ with comedy central. truely horrifying sight…
There were no comments. THERE WERE NO COMMENTS! T_T *Huddles in the dark corner.*
About freaking time!
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My Head
It's like the Mafia.
This is what happens to the World of Warcraft when a delusional user attempts to divide by zero.
freakin barrens i tell ya…you'd think they're actually barren but no, it's the hive for every /b/tard on Warcraft there is…
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FIRST!!!!
Edit: -69 WOOT!!!!!!!
lose the guns and make it a roundhouse kick
Wolf didn't let you get that
Riiiiiight….
It looks like the Barrens finally took a razor blade to itself.
OMG!!!
I laughed at your avatar!!
That's it…
I'm going to hell…
aren't we all?
Hey Daifuku
Do you know what happened to Colonel Obvious??
I haven't seen him a while…
It's like he died at -67…
I thought people who believe in Falcon are going to heaven.
Well, to be exact, Mute City…
Halolz is the Campervan to hell….
see you there! :D
nah. Halolz is the Campervan to hell….
see you there! :D
I can't read your new avy… *squints eyes*… hmm….
but if he admitted of holding back the round house kick then barrens would be flooded with more jokes, so he blamed it on the dragon.
I've always been loyal to the barren's west chat, even before the rift.
Damnit Barrens chat! I guess even the barrens couldn't take failure of that magnitude, and finally…cracked.
Bad pun is bad…
So, I should be sad I quit WoW, and moved on to TF2, right? RIGHT?
"As the vast amount of Chuck Norris jokes tore the earth asunder…"
Well you may be right. But just look at how many people it takes compared to the one mighty Falcon.
Uh, Daifuku? I think Blizz already did that with the New Allinace race.
Ah, last one was Trucy from Apollo Justice. This one's Millenia from Grandia II.
It hasnt been made yet, like, mid next year the Cataclysm patch is coming out and the entire world will be all messed up like this, rofl, so dont worry xD
I'm sorry to inform you that you are clearly not first, if you sort by date. I believe that I am indeed first, but do not wish to yell it out loud, lest someone yell at me for being a n00b.
I am so not thinking of ERP worgen furry porn.
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I"M NOT!
Oh so did my best mate. He thought he'd kicked it but good.
Now? Oh he's drooling over the new screens. I hope Worgen can do shaman, and he's praying for Mage.
Tauren have been doing it from day 1
Haha..
<Scientist> "Sir! The barrens! It's.. cutting itself.. It's self destructing! The nightmare is over! We must inform the president!"
<Scientist 2> *grabs him by the collar* You FOOL. It's not self destructing, LOOK CLOSER.
<Scientist> "It's…."
<Scientist2> "That's right, it's not dying, it's DIVIDING. Producing a clone of itself like a cancerous cell."
<Scientist> "…god help us."
Looks like the Barrens chat always was the arsecrack of the world…now thats a more literal than ever
YOU ARE NOT ME! GO AWAY!
Hell no, i avoid that place like the plague
In soviet russia…
its the place where you can find the worst jokes in the world
At least let me believe Falcon so I can see what will happen when I am dead…
btw, it would be great if we see ourselves as our avatar in hell…
Quick everyone, get anyone who gives Colonel Obvious +1!!!
THEY MUST DIE!!!
Holy fuckabean i'm blue. (.-.)
Thats Badonk Blue
What is Asuka saying in your avatar? I must know these things.
i still call flying on the back in a glider
i was thinking the same thing
Stop giving me ideas!
No shaman, but mage is confirmed, im rolling one myself…named Badonk
Bad wow joke is bad O:L
BARRENS CHATS YOU!
Wait. What?
LOL I DONT PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT AND I DONT GET IT.
LOL SOMEONE EXPLAIN.
LOL IT'S FUNNY CAUSE PEOPLE IN BARRENS CHAT ARE STUPID
LOL DO YOU GET IT NOW?
If I read that correctly, you're saying the joke went way over your head.
I think it says "Respect mah awesomeness, Noob!"
Do you realize just how many people on this site you just called a Wow fag? lol
Get a 10 day trial and join us wow fags, You will get the joke, and loose your soul.l
You mean Big Blue, Mute City is the promised land.
And you only go to BB if you show your moves everyday.
….have you learned nothing? you go to BIG BLUE D:<
….so you're a BLU spy eh?
close. it says Respect Mah Awesomeness Biotch!!!
nice. really should grab a Skullkid avatar. but this one's just too good not to use XD
You mean the guy from Majora's Mask?
he got to -69 for like 5 seconds. then it went to -68 > <
whoa, -70 ._. AWESOME!!!
yep. in my opinion, he's the most awesome bad guy in the Zelda series, besides Majora himself
…This Incredible Mr. Hat is a spy!
what about that guy from minish cap? I can't remember his name right now, but he's bretty dang cool! :P
you are correct sir… +1 to your deduction skills
IT IS DONE!
HUZZAH!
idk, is everyone in halolz on red team? if so then yes, yes i am
ws thinking about getting a Kanti avatar (FLCL) but decided to stick with Neon. for simplicity's sake :P
also,, the original avatar had something written in Japanese on it…
i might have to change the font to make it more readable too >_>
…..i'm on the red white and blu team XD
minish cap has been banished from my mind…it's sole purpose is explaining how link got his fucking HAT DX!!!
Achievement Unlocked: Downwards To Glory!!!
Get an e-peen of -69 or lower.
Looks like it says "noob" to me.
If they're allowing Tauren Paladins, they better be showing up some Worgen Shaman.
it's reasons like this that i wish i played wow.
it's also because i already know about the barrens that i dont play wow…
well, it does now. changed the text slightly
Barrens chat is like all the cancer from 4chan grouped up in one place.
Its odd how barrens has retarded chat on seemingly every server