
I think Beeray is looking forward to that Engineer update!
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I dont play Tf2, but i wish i did, but i'm going to try to make the reference anyway.
SENTRY IS CREDIT TO TEAM.
Did i do it right?
Yes, yes you did, young one
:D
To level the playing field Valve also released another spy update including the upgrade to the sapper. The Tesla Coil.
Did i just make a science joke? yes…yes i did.
I only have this to say
SCIENCE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!
WHO SINDS SAPPERS TO FIGHT ME?
to answer your question about where is my god now it is his turn with peach so who knows how long it will be before he comes back
to answer your question about where is my god now? it is his turn with peach so who knows how long it will be before he comes back
I told ya not to touch that darn thing… Or not to look at it…. Or not to breathe when you're in a 4 mile radius of it…
I told ya not to touch that darn thing… Or not to look at it…. Or not to breathe when you're within a 4 mile radius of it…
In this update, even the sentries get hats!
I don't think even a level 5 sentry could withstand a BON-KAI though.
Critical success w/o any ranks in the skill?
+1 for you!
I told ya not to touch that darn thing… Or not to look at it…. Or not to breathe when you're within a 4 mile radius of it… Shucks, you shouldn't have been alive when I made that darn thing.
I told ya not to touch that darn thing… Or not to look at it…. Or not to breathe when you're within a 4 mile radius of it… Shucks, you shouldn't have even been alive when I made that darn thing.
Here lies the scout…he ran fast and died a virgin
Glad I play Sniper then.
it costs 1000 metal to build
Thats what i like to call the preverbial bitch slap
They dont call him the Bushman for nothing?
They dont call him the Bushman for nothing
he left them with your mother last night
(hope you get the reference so you wont be insulted)
DOG IS CREDIT TO TEAM!
Sentries! Upgrade and roll out!
My Jarate'll make that sentry rust.
Tesla Coil as a legit possible update --
Slower to discharge compared to regular Sapper, will zap any engineers attempting to disarm it (but not for -that- much damage), and when it explodes, it chain-zaps any items around it within a few meters.
When placed on a teleporter? causes the other end of the teleporter to overload too. :3
XD Win
LIST OF TEH UPDATE HATS
"TF_Engineer_Cowboy_Hat" "Texas Ten Gallon"
"TF_Engineer_Train_Hat" "Engineer's Cap"
"TF_Heavy_Ushanka_Hat" "Officer's Ushanka"
"TF_Heavy_Stocking_cap" "Tough Guy's Tuque"
"TF_Soldier_Pot_Hat" "Stainless Pot"
"TF_Soldier_Viking_Hat" "Tyrant's Helm"
"TF_Demo_Scott_Hat" "Glengarry Bonnet"
"TF_Medic_Tyrolean_Hat" "Vintage Tyrolean"
"TF_Pyro_Chicken_Hat" "Respectless Rubber Glove"
"TF_Spy_Camera_Beard" "Camera Beard"
"TF_Medic_Mirror_Hat" "Otolaryngologist's Mirror"
"TF_Pyro_Fireman_Helmet" "Brigade Helm"
"TF_Scout_Bonk_Helmet" "Bonk Helm"
"TF_Scout_Newsboy_Cap" "Ye Olde Baker Boy"
"TF_Spy_Derby_Hat" "Backbiter's Billycock"
"TF_Sniper_Straw_Hat" "Professional's Panama"
"TF_Sniper_Jarate_Headband" "Master's Yellow Belt"
"TF_Hatless_Scout" "Baseball Bill's Sports Shine"
"TF_Hatless_Sniper" "Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative"
"TF_Hatless_Engineer" "Texas Slim's Dome Shine"
"TF_Demo_Top_Hat" "Scottsman's Stove Pipe"
when these kinds of things come up, always look at your model folder.
lets see here…
flamer -- check
sentry at least lv 3 status -- check
tool chest and engie near by -- double check
yup spy's worst nightmare came true
Ever since he got his first lego set, the engineers fate was sealed. Sentry sappin my spy?
+1 just for reminding me of my childhood, I loved lego
I always find it funny that "DOG" looks like a re-purposed piece of "CAT" equipment.
Apparently people don't know what's funny and gave you two thumbs down…
I regret that I have but one thumb to give for my fellow user.
This should also have a Half-Life tag considering that sentry's actually DOG.
somone voted you down so i had to re+1 you
It's things like this that makes me proud of being part of Halolz :)
that puts a whole new meaning behind "YES!"
the spy use a tesla coil? thats carzy if he brought one of those things where would he keep his Cigarettes¿
And hitting it with your wrench only pisses it off.
I just saw Transformers 2 the other day, so this is doubly awesome. I'd give you +2 if only I could.
Though the Level 5 Sentry looks more like a Decepticon…
I just saw Transformers 2 the other day, so this is doubly awesome. I'd give you +2 if only I could.
Though the Level 5 Sentry looks more like a Decepticon…
Blasphemy! The Falcon would never bed with that whore….he prefers only random married Israel virgins whom he never calls back.
ENGINEER IS CREDIT TO TEAM!
Keep your comments to yourself or pornography staring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.
Meet The Spy never gets old…
Just simply epic!
I will never regret that I joined Halolz :)
It's one of the best moment in you life!
Level it up five more and it will be deadlier!!
now that's an update
I have never played TF2 either, but I can still appreciate a good reference.
Probably the most awesome, and the last, thing you'll ever see.
Is that even possible?
You must sacrifice your first born son as well.
F^&% YEAH, CAMERA BEARD!
Who knows??
I never played TF2, so I am just making it up!
Ouch!
Where is my god??
He is in heaven, watching your every move.
And if he sees a non-believer, he will Falcon Punch them OVER 9000!!!!
THAT SENTREH'S A SPAH
Twas the music.
Oh SHIT!
the fact it has DOG's frame in it makes it twice as epic XD
hmm…heavy would end up doing this.
http://www.halolz.com/2009/02/26/aye-always-hated…
heavy is credit to team :B
LOL someone else noticed that XD
at least Bill Nye wasn't the engie behind that. if so, nothing could kill it
And it probably transforms into Chuck Norris.
Making the Spy overpowered again, one update at a time.
Sentries only go to level 3. "The level 4 sentry" is a running joke in the TF2 community, and is considered to be the deadliest thing in the world… except this.
My god is currently up in Big Blue, showing everyone his moves.
Also, FIRST!!!
the spys not that bad… on word. KABOOM!
the spys not that bad… one word. KABOOM!
why are people voting him down, its a funny comment…. fucking trolls
think we all did >.>
Please don't belittle the Falcon by implying the power of his punch has a power level.
It needs none.
10 dollars for just TF2 or 20 for orange box GIT IT!
why the hell is his comment a -1??????
Fucking trolls… everyone bump him back up………
Remember to show unto others as others show unto you
Level 10 Sentry? That would be like a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick and a Falcon Punch colliding.
god is the sentry, but his name is backwards
my god is watching your moves… and he likes them!
so, classifying his power level as infinite would belittle it? i wish to know this
orange box is literally the greatest deal in history. if you do not get it, you deserve to be punted from the heavens by a Falcon Kick.
i do, which is why i havent had to do any headshots *Zing!*
Its over infinity!
Oh sure it's a big gun, but does it make toast?
amen, i have it for xbox and PC i just need a PC that can take it >.<
OMG!
OMG!!
Don't you have to be logged in to vote him down?
I'm the amazing Troll that doesn't act like one!
Imagine how many Critical Hits that thing deals per round!
You know you should post more comments with your other account.
That way, the other people can easily thumbs down to you.
Look up troll, its not just people with anonymous names and no accounts. Im saying troll because alot of people have been getting a ton of -1's lately
Thats what the flamethrower is for.
My God's in the pile of dead bodies…
yeah but each time he posts on colonel he gets a point.
Yes, I laughed at a motivational. Please, I beg you, do not think any less of me!
And Jesus. At the same time. While biting a newborn baby's face off.
I got the orange box for pc. Could only play portal and a bit of tf2 before my new video cad came.
Yeah. Just wish Id joined earlier. Remember those TF2 achievments?(Not sniper v spy) I made em. Yes, my name is Robbie.
These ones!
http://www.halolz.com/2009/05/03/more-tf2-steam-a…
NIce!
In fact, I have this pic in my MP3!
Ah… I remember those.
I wish the same, I have looked at this site since the day it started (link off of VGcats) and never had a profile until a little over a month ago. Ive got a ton of old sub's myself, though i sent most of them in under different names (Badonk, Voidhoof, Steven D, Shannaro) i got em listed on my DA.
Good point :D
There needs to be a sandvich-toasting update if the pyro can set arrows on fire…
Aye. Perhaps somebody planted a bot?
thank you and i realized i should have said that it costs 400,000 metal
That event is also known as a "Big Bang"
>.>
<.<
does the colonel count? ._.
oh but i have had to show my moves onto another before they showed their moves to me. i think it was along the lines of A RISING KNEE TO THE FACE!!! knocked em out cold :3
i've had a profile here for a long time. like over half a year. but i've been following the site long before that. and i freakin love the site XD this and kicking ass in pool are basically the only thing i do on my downtime until i get my own internet.
….and this
http://www.halolz.com/2008/09/07/kirby-untooned/
oh yeah, i went there >:P
no, those dirty trolls are giving him +1's!
1000 is funnier, would make it 5x more OP
Fuck yea Daifuku!
Wow thats insane, what are they gonna do for a level 6 Sentry, give it a portal gun for a face?!?
Please say yes.
:O!!! WE MUST HUNT LEETLE TROOLS!!!
that's what you get for fucking around at mah gates >:O
VHY DOES TROLLKART MOVE BACKVARDS!?
Colonel: TIEM PARA-*SMACK!*
Me: It's called being omnipotent. Roll with it!
just got a mental image of your avatar kneeing someone in the face… and i think it was slippy..
…..do a barrel roll? don't know how to respond to that ._.
but yeah, it's getting REAL close to elections and i'm not letting anything thats not a resident of my post within a hundred yards of my gates. i can haz wepon and it iz loded
Edit: …..just realized what you meant. and i must have someone photoshop that. and then possibly submit it to Halolz.
If that character has a name and other pictures it can be done, if not it would need to be drawn
well, my avatar is from Neon Genesis Evangelion, one of the best damn animes in EXISTENCE!!! the character's name is Rei Ayanami. but i was more referring to me shooting a photo of myself kneeing thin air and having slippy photo'd in
and then have them taken away.
Sentry Rules!
darn it wrong button, i meant to thumbs up you sorry