LEVEL 5 SENTRY - Where is your god now?

I think Beeray is looking forward to that Engineer update!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 12, 2009 · 7:45 PM 
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  1. kirbyownsyou97 on August 12th, 2009 11:53 pm

    I dont play Tf2, but i wish i did, but i'm going to try to make the reference anyway.
    SENTRY IS CREDIT TO TEAM.
    Did i do it right?

  2. lol on August 12th, 2009 8:03 pm

    Yes, yes you did, young one

  3. kirbyownsyou97 on August 13th, 2009 12:07 am

    :D

  4. Badonk on August 13th, 2009 12:10 am

    To level the playing field Valve also released another spy update including the upgrade to the sapper. The Tesla Coil.

    Did i just make a science joke? yes…yes i did.

  5. Last on August 13th, 2009 12:27 am

    I only have this to say
    SCIENCE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!

  6. Exploderizer on August 13th, 2009 12:27 am

    WHO SINDS SAPPERS TO FIGHT ME?

  7. stork on August 13th, 2009 12:29 am

    to answer your question about where is my god now it is his turn with peach so who knows how long it will be before he comes back

  8. stork on August 13th, 2009 12:30 am

    to answer your question about where is my god now? it is his turn with peach so who knows how long it will be before he comes back

  9. BiIIy on August 13th, 2009 12:32 am

    I told ya not to touch that darn thing… Or not to look at it…. Or not to breathe when you're in a 4 mile radius of it…

  10. BiIIy on August 13th, 2009 12:32 am

    I told ya not to touch that darn thing… Or not to look at it…. Or not to breathe when you're within a 4 mile radius of it…

  11. BlueChameleon on August 13th, 2009 12:32 am

    In this update, even the sentries get hats!

  12. ThePinkSpartan on August 13th, 2009 12:33 am

    I don't think even a level 5 sentry could withstand a BON-KAI though.

  13. ThePinkSpartan on August 13th, 2009 12:34 am

    Critical success w/o any ranks in the skill?

    +1 for you!

  14. BiIIy on August 13th, 2009 12:35 am

    I told ya not to touch that darn thing… Or not to look at it…. Or not to breathe when you're within a 4 mile radius of it… Shucks, you shouldn't have been alive when I made that darn thing.

  15. BiIIy on August 13th, 2009 12:35 am

    I told ya not to touch that darn thing… Or not to look at it…. Or not to breathe when you're within a 4 mile radius of it… Shucks, you shouldn't have even been alive when I made that darn thing.

  16. Badonk on August 13th, 2009 12:42 am

    Here lies the scout…he ran fast and died a virgin

  17. ThePinkSpartan on August 13th, 2009 12:49 am

    Glad I play Sniper then.

  18. Acrazymonke on August 13th, 2009 12:50 am

    it costs 1000 metal to build

  19. Wiibejammin on August 13th, 2009 12:53 am

    Thats what i like to call the preverbial bitch slap

  20. Badonk on August 13th, 2009 12:56 am

    They dont call him the Bushman for nothing?

  21. Badonk on August 13th, 2009 12:56 am

    They dont call him the Bushman for nothing

  22. MasqueNoMercy on August 12th, 2009 9:01 pm

    he left them with your mother last night
    (hope you get the reference so you wont be insulted)

  23. ThatOneDude on August 13th, 2009 1:20 am

    DOG IS CREDIT TO TEAM!

  24. MrRaccoon on August 13th, 2009 1:28 am

    Sentries! Upgrade and roll out!

  25. ThePinkSpartan on August 13th, 2009 1:29 am

    My Jarate'll make that sentry rust.

  26. ThePinkSpartan on August 13th, 2009 1:35 am

    Tesla Coil as a legit possible update --

    Slower to discharge compared to regular Sapper, will zap any engineers attempting to disarm it (but not for -that- much damage), and when it explodes, it chain-zaps any items around it within a few meters.

    When placed on a teleporter? causes the other end of the teleporter to overload too. :3

  27. Badonk on August 13th, 2009 1:39 am

    XD Win

  28. Link_09 on August 13th, 2009 1:40 am

    LIST OF TEH UPDATE HATS
    "TF_Engineer_Cowboy_Hat" "Texas Ten Gallon"
    "TF_Engineer_Train_Hat" "Engineer's Cap"
    "TF_Heavy_Ushanka_Hat" "Officer's Ushanka"
    "TF_Heavy_Stocking_cap" "Tough Guy's Tuque"
    "TF_Soldier_Pot_Hat" "Stainless Pot"
    "TF_Soldier_Viking_Hat" "Tyrant's Helm"
    "TF_Demo_Scott_Hat" "Glengarry Bonnet"
    "TF_Medic_Tyrolean_Hat" "Vintage Tyrolean"
    "TF_Pyro_Chicken_Hat" "Respectless Rubber Glove"
    "TF_Spy_Camera_Beard" "Camera Beard"
    "TF_Medic_Mirror_Hat" "Otolaryngologist's Mirror"
    "TF_Pyro_Fireman_Helmet" "Brigade Helm"
    "TF_Scout_Bonk_Helmet" "Bonk Helm"
    "TF_Scout_Newsboy_Cap" "Ye Olde Baker Boy"
    "TF_Spy_Derby_Hat" "Backbiter's Billycock"
    "TF_Sniper_Straw_Hat" "Professional's Panama"
    "TF_Sniper_Jarate_Headband" "Master's Yellow Belt"
    "TF_Hatless_Scout" "Baseball Bill's Sports Shine"
    "TF_Hatless_Sniper" "Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative"
    "TF_Hatless_Engineer" "Texas Slim's Dome Shine"
    "TF_Demo_Top_Hat" "Scottsman's Stove Pipe"
    when these kinds of things come up, always look at your model folder.

  29. Ataeru on August 13th, 2009 1:44 am

    lets see here…
    flamer -- check
    sentry at least lv 3 status -- check
    tool chest and engie near by -- double check

    yup spy's worst nightmare came true

  30. Xyonas on August 13th, 2009 2:13 am

    Ever since he got his first lego set, the engineers fate was sealed. Sentry sappin my spy?

  31. MrRaccoon on August 13th, 2009 2:18 am

    +1 just for reminding me of my childhood, I loved lego

  32. Leo058 on August 13th, 2009 2:34 am

    I always find it funny that "DOG" looks like a re-purposed piece of "CAT" equipment.

  33. Leo058 on August 13th, 2009 2:35 am

    Apparently people don't know what's funny and gave you two thumbs down…
    I regret that I have but one thumb to give for my fellow user.

  34. ThatOneDude on August 13th, 2009 2:53 am

    This should also have a Half-Life tag considering that sentry's actually DOG.

  35. Acrazymonke on August 13th, 2009 3:43 am

    somone voted you down so i had to re+1 you

  36. MrRaccoon on August 13th, 2009 4:14 am

    It's things like this that makes me proud of being part of Halolz :)

  37. TCC on August 13th, 2009 4:36 am

    that puts a whole new meaning behind "YES!"

  38. stork on August 13th, 2009 12:48 am

    the spy use a tesla coil? thats carzy if he brought one of those things where would he keep his Cigarettes¿

  39. ThePinkSpartan on August 13th, 2009 4:49 am

    And hitting it with your wrench only pisses it off.

  40. ThePinkSpartan on August 13th, 2009 4:50 am

    I just saw Transformers 2 the other day, so this is doubly awesome. I'd give you +2 if only I could.

    Though the Level 5 Sentry looks more like a Decepticon…

  41. ThePinkSpartan on August 13th, 2009 4:50 am

    I just saw Transformers 2 the other day, so this is doubly awesome. I'd give you +2 if only I could.

    Though the Level 5 Sentry looks more like a Decepticon…

  42. Badonk on August 13th, 2009 12:58 am

    Blasphemy! The Falcon would never bed with that whore….he prefers only random married Israel virgins whom he never calls back.

  43. drafo on August 13th, 2009 5:08 am

    ENGINEER IS CREDIT TO TEAM!

  44. Badonk on August 13th, 2009 1:16 am

    Keep your comments to yourself or pornography staring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.

  45. Masterluigi452 on August 13th, 2009 5:16 am

    Meet The Spy never gets old…
    Just simply epic!

  46. Masterluigi452 on August 13th, 2009 5:22 am

    I will never regret that I joined Halolz :)
    It's one of the best moment in you life!

  47. Masterluigi452 on August 13th, 2009 5:24 am

    Level it up five more and it will be deadlier!!

  48. SexyLegs on August 13th, 2009 5:50 am

    now that's an update

  49. Kbman on August 13th, 2009 6:07 am

    I have never played TF2 either, but I can still appreciate a good reference.

  50. Kbman on August 13th, 2009 6:08 am

    Probably the most awesome, and the last, thing you'll ever see.

  51. Kbman on August 13th, 2009 2:09 am

    Is that even possible?

  52. Kbman on August 13th, 2009 6:10 am

    You must sacrifice your first born son as well.

  53. Kbman on August 13th, 2009 6:13 am

    F^&% YEAH, CAMERA BEARD!

  54. Masterluigi452 on August 13th, 2009 6:29 am

    Who knows??
    I never played TF2, so I am just making it up!

  55. Masterluigi452 on August 13th, 2009 6:29 am

    Ouch!

  56. Masterluigi452 on August 13th, 2009 6:30 am

    Where is my god??
    He is in heaven, watching your every move.
    And if he sees a non-believer, he will Falcon Punch them OVER 9000!!!!

  57. Notaspi on August 13th, 2009 6:57 am

    THAT SENTREH'S A SPAH

  58. Rayza on August 13th, 2009 9:15 am

    Twas the music.

  59. Unsilenced on August 13th, 2009 10:10 am

    Oh SHIT!

  60. Daifuku on August 13th, 2009 11:09 am

    the fact it has DOG's frame in it makes it twice as epic XD

  61. Daifuku on August 13th, 2009 11:11 am

    hmm…heavy would end up doing this.

    http://www.halolz.com/2009/02/26/aye-always-hated

    heavy is credit to team :B

  62. Daifuku on August 13th, 2009 11:12 am

    LOL someone else noticed that XD

  63. Daifuku on August 13th, 2009 11:14 am

    at least Bill Nye wasn't the engie behind that. if so, nothing could kill it

  64. Vabolo on August 13th, 2009 11:53 am

    And it probably transforms into Chuck Norris.

  65. Leo058 on August 13th, 2009 1:43 pm

    Making the Spy overpowered again, one update at a time.

  66. Leo058 on August 13th, 2009 1:44 pm

    Sentries only go to level 3. "The level 4 sentry" is a running joke in the TF2 community, and is considered to be the deadliest thing in the world… except this.

  67. Colonel_Obvious on August 13th, 2009 2:08 pm

    My god is currently up in Big Blue, showing everyone his moves.

    Also, FIRST!!!

  68. Badonk on August 13th, 2009 2:56 pm

    the spys not that bad… on word. KABOOM!

  69. Badonk on August 13th, 2009 2:56 pm

    the spys not that bad… one word. KABOOM!

  70. Badonk on August 13th, 2009 2:56 pm

    why are people voting him down, its a funny comment…. fucking trolls

  71. Badonk on August 13th, 2009 2:57 pm

    think we all did >.>

  72. Badonk on August 13th, 2009 2:59 pm

    Please don't belittle the Falcon by implying the power of his punch has a power level.
    It needs none.

  73. Badonk on August 13th, 2009 2:59 pm

    10 dollars for just TF2 or 20 for orange box GIT IT!

  74. Badonk on August 13th, 2009 3:02 pm

    why the hell is his comment a -1??????
    Fucking trolls… everyone bump him back up………

  75. Badonk on August 13th, 2009 3:03 pm

    Remember to show unto others as others show unto you

  76. ThatOneDude on August 13th, 2009 3:33 pm

    Level 10 Sentry? That would be like a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick and a Falcon Punch colliding.

  77. Ducttapeking4 on August 13th, 2009 4:35 pm

    god is the sentry, but his name is backwards

  78. Sir_McCloud on August 13th, 2009 4:44 pm

    my god is watching your moves… and he likes them!

  79. Daifuku on August 13th, 2009 5:00 pm

    so, classifying his power level as infinite would belittle it? i wish to know this

  80. Daifuku on August 13th, 2009 5:01 pm

    orange box is literally the greatest deal in history. if you do not get it, you deserve to be punted from the heavens by a Falcon Kick.

  81. Daifuku on August 13th, 2009 5:02 pm

    i do, which is why i havent had to do any headshots *Zing!*

  82. Badonk on August 13th, 2009 5:19 pm

    Its over infinity!

  83. pinecone2654 on August 13th, 2009 1:19 pm

    Oh sure it's a big gun, but does it make toast?

  84. Badonk on August 13th, 2009 5:19 pm

    amen, i have it for xbox and PC i just need a PC that can take it >.<

  85. Masterluigi452 on August 13th, 2009 5:31 pm

    OMG!

  86. Masterluigi452 on August 13th, 2009 5:35 pm

    OMG!!

  87. llorT on August 13th, 2009 5:57 pm

    Don't you have to be logged in to vote him down?
    I'm the amazing Troll that doesn't act like one!
    Imagine how many Critical Hits that thing deals per round!

  88. Masterluigi452 on August 13th, 2009 5:57 pm

    You know you should post more comments with your other account.
    That way, the other people can easily thumbs down to you.

  89. Badonk on August 13th, 2009 6:03 pm

    Look up troll, its not just people with anonymous names and no accounts. Im saying troll because alot of people have been getting a ton of -1's lately

  90. Badonk on August 13th, 2009 2:05 pm

    Thats what the flamethrower is for.

  91. Rawr on August 13th, 2009 6:05 pm

    My God's in the pile of dead bodies…

  92. Badonk on August 13th, 2009 6:06 pm

    yeah but each time he posts on colonel he gets a point.

  93. KingHoboVI on August 13th, 2009 6:58 pm

    Yes, I laughed at a motivational. Please, I beg you, do not think any less of me!

  94. KingHoboVI on August 13th, 2009 7:04 pm

    And Jesus. At the same time. While biting a newborn baby's face off.

  95. codemaster525 on August 13th, 2009 7:06 pm

    I got the orange box for pc. Could only play portal and a bit of tf2 before my new video cad came.

  96. KingHoboVI on August 13th, 2009 7:07 pm

    Yeah. Just wish Id joined earlier. Remember those TF2 achievments?(Not sniper v spy) I made em. Yes, my name is Robbie.

  97. KingHoboVI on August 13th, 2009 3:12 pm
  98. Masterluigi452 on August 13th, 2009 7:51 pm

    NIce!
    In fact, I have this pic in my MP3!

  99. Leo058 on August 13th, 2009 7:56 pm

    Ah… I remember those.

  100. Badonk on August 13th, 2009 7:56 pm

    I wish the same, I have looked at this site since the day it started (link off of VGcats) and never had a profile until a little over a month ago. Ive got a ton of old sub's myself, though i sent most of them in under different names (Badonk, Voidhoof, Steven D, Shannaro) i got em listed on my DA.

  101. pinecone2654 on August 13th, 2009 8:01 pm

    Good point :D
    There needs to be a sandvich-toasting update if the pyro can set arrows on fire…

  102. ThePinkSpartan on August 13th, 2009 10:08 pm

    Aye. Perhaps somebody planted a bot?

  103. Acrazymonke on August 14th, 2009 5:13 am

    thank you and i realized i should have said that it costs 400,000 metal

  104. Kbman on August 14th, 2009 7:56 am

    That event is also known as a "Big Bang"

  105. Daifuku on August 14th, 2009 10:57 am

    >.>
    <.<
    does the colonel count? ._.

  106. Daifuku on August 14th, 2009 7:00 am

    oh but i have had to show my moves onto another before they showed their moves to me. i think it was along the lines of A RISING KNEE TO THE FACE!!! knocked em out cold :3

  107. Daifuku on August 14th, 2009 11:24 am

    i've had a profile here for a long time. like over half a year. but i've been following the site long before that. and i freakin love the site XD this and kicking ass in pool are basically the only thing i do on my downtime until i get my own internet.

  108. Daifuku on August 14th, 2009 11:27 am

    ….and this

    http://www.halolz.com/2008/09/07/kirby-untooned/

    oh yeah, i went there >:P

  109. Badonk on August 14th, 2009 4:01 pm

    no, those dirty trolls are giving him +1's!

  110. Badonk on August 14th, 2009 4:03 pm

    1000 is funnier, would make it 5x more OP

  111. Badonk on August 14th, 2009 4:04 pm

    Fuck yea Daifuku!

  112. RetroMenace on August 14th, 2009 6:03 pm

    Wow thats insane, what are they gonna do for a level 6 Sentry, give it a portal gun for a face?!?

    Please say yes.

  113. Daifuku on August 15th, 2009 11:09 am

    :O!!! WE MUST HUNT LEETLE TROOLS!!!

  114. Daifuku on August 15th, 2009 7:11 am

    that's what you get for fucking around at mah gates >:O

  115. BiIIy on August 15th, 2009 1:52 pm

    VHY DOES TROLLKART MOVE BACKVARDS!?

  116. Corenator on August 16th, 2009 2:23 am

    Colonel: TIEM PARA-*SMACK!*

    Me: It's called being omnipotent. Roll with it!

  117. Badonk on August 16th, 2009 7:28 pm

    just got a mental image of your avatar kneeing someone in the face… and i think it was slippy..

  118. Daifuku on August 17th, 2009 11:58 am

    …..do a barrel roll? don't know how to respond to that ._.

    but yeah, it's getting REAL close to elections and i'm not letting anything thats not a resident of my post within a hundred yards of my gates. i can haz wepon and it iz loded

    Edit: …..just realized what you meant. and i must have someone photoshop that. and then possibly submit it to Halolz.

  119. Badonk on August 19th, 2009 4:10 am

    If that character has a name and other pictures it can be done, if not it would need to be drawn

  120. Daifuku on August 19th, 2009 11:54 am

    well, my avatar is from Neon Genesis Evangelion, one of the best damn animes in EXISTENCE!!! the character's name is Rei Ayanami. but i was more referring to me shooting a photo of myself kneeing thin air and having slippy photo'd in

  121. ayanleman on October 2nd, 2009 2:08 am

    and then have them taken away.

  122. Filipe Carnage on September 27th, 2010 11:57 am

    Sentry Rules!

  123. seanhl on January 31st, 2011 9:34 am

    darn it wrong button, i meant to thumbs up you sorry

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