Hmm, it is true old people are often concerned that there are children on their lawns. There’s no denying that.
By Dr. D
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 6, 2009 · 9:07 AM
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Sweet zombie Jesus! Did you know the site has over 2,000 lolz? 
haha, silly old people.
he just doesnt pull off the grumpy old badass the way Clint Eastwood does. sorry but Snake just can't live up to Clint's legacy
only Captain Falcon can :P
I don't know what it is about a futurama refference, but it just seems to make even the simples halolz post a million times funnier! :D
Guns… at least 10x more effective at keeping kids off your lawn
Looks like they do some drugs…
CONFIRMED!
Captain Falcon can do everything…. but stop you from doing that =P
"When I was your age I had to play in the jungles, trying not to get shot by the soldiers lying around. You boys and your cell phones, and your dog tags, and your tactical spionage, and your metal gears, and you…"
He wont suspect a thing…
http://badonk.deviantart.com/art/Metal-gear-kids-...
ah, i now see what you did there
Captain Falcon is too MANLY to not let you do that.
My Grampa's an 'old person', and I finally know why old people are concerned about their lawns.
My grampa's retirement project is to trim his lawn once a month… with a pair of scissors.
…and your XBox 360s, and your machinimas, and your sliced bread, and your…
Now he has TWO reasons to point a gun at them:
1. They're on his lawn; and
2. They're stealing his trademark.
and your cardboard boxes, and your fancy gaming devices, and rocket launchers, and your…
…and your hula hoops, and your lollipops, and your blu-ray discs, and your hopscotch, and your children’s card games, and your donkey kong, and your happy meals, and your pop tarts, and your youtube, and your…
"When I was your age I had to play in the jungles, trying not to get shot by the soldiers lying around. Young people and their cell phones, dog tags, tactical spionage, metal gears, their…"
Thats if he notices them, o dont see a ! over his head do you?
Thats if he notices them, I dont see a ! over his head do you?
instant coffee, and your energy drinks and your Styrofoam cups and your fast food and your SUVs and your bad economy and your internetz and your porn and your quad core processors and your labberdoodles and your punk rock and your mangas and your iphones and your working livers and your black Scottish cyclopes and your photoshop and your 3 page essays you should be doing instead of this comment and your…
DENIED! i have seen too many bad hypnotoad jokes to confirm this
dammit now i have to watch YTAS again Damn you shrubbery………wait……. Dammit now i have to watch holy grail again too!!!!
anything you can do Falcon does better!
anything you can do Falcon does too! :P
this made me fall over laughing
i needed that
thank you Dr. D :3
I wonder if Falcon Punch is 100x more effective at keeping kids off you lawn…
My god guys…
Will this keep on going??
OMG he gots a gun!!
Everyone DUCK!!!!!!!!!
Duck for you fucking life!!
and your memes and your silly comments and your peels and your Falcons and your poop jokes and your false gods and your flame wars and your awesome face and your Halolz and your E-PEEN and your comment streaks and your…
and your Playstations and your youpods and itubes and your SEGA and your anal rape and your shotguns and your drug trafficking and your swine flu and your obesity and your 9/11 (Too soon?)and your Valve and your Nintendo……
Heh…Heh…Its funny cause' hes old!…..
and your Microsoft and your iPods and your extreme sports and your Church of Captain Falcon and your full life consequences and your wepon
prime example
http://www.halolz.com/2009/01/13/all-glory-to-the...
sorry Mexican Juice, it had to be done D:
we are the knights who say Ni!!!
now we are the knights who say… Icki icki icki icki icki pkang loompboinganousin…
yeah… but withought the futurama refrence it's a whole lot worse isn't it! :D
Snake, it's just the mailman…delivering your viagra.
Naw, a Falcon Punch(!) is at the very least ∞x more effective.
true that
…and your Boats and your hula-hoops and your Halolz and your electricity and your 'Music Television' and your paper-mâché'd, candy-filled barnyard animals and your never-ending old guy rants…
i can see it now, captain falcon shaking his fist at some kids… they dont care… then his first burst into flames shaped like a falcon and the kids start running leaving fertilizer behind them with every step
and your 15 dollar itunes cards and your Dairy queen and your vg cats and your halolz and your 4chan and your kotaku and your microtendony and your dunkin donuts and your dippin dots and your hentai and your wireless headsets and your 30 inch wide screen high def monitors and your google and your bing and your firefox and your world of warcraft and your halo and your gears of war and your photoshop cs4 and your AIDS and your dvd's and your…
tis only a flesh wound!
and your Can't let you do that and your SHOOP DA WHOOP and your mudkipz and your spies and your C-C-C-COMBO BREAKAH!!!
What…is the air-speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?!
So Cpt. Falcon can track those kids and Falcon Punch them anythime he wants.
Nice.
GOOSE!
nukes and your jets and your "global struggles" and your Dr.Octogamapus's and your combo breakers and your…
if you say no you cant he will smite you and smite he will
Over 9000! RPM
combustion powered engined and your three dollar a gallon gas and your McDonalds and your obesity and your missions to mars and your war on terrorism and your George W. Bush and your…
is it an african swallow or a european swallow?
OBJECTION!!
lol old meme never gets old XD
tis a harrin
tis a harring