CLOTHESLINE! THE SCOUT’S ONE WEAKNESS

NEED A DISPENSAH HEAH! NEED A DISPENSAH HEAH! NEED A DISPENS… HURK!!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 31, 2009 · 11:50 AM 
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51 Responses to “CLOTHESLINE! THE SCOUT’S ONE WEAKNESS”

  1. mckillyoface on July 31st, 2009 4:02 pm

    I really don't get it.
    Heavy has a weapon that fires obscenely large numbers of bullets per second, yet he doesn't use it.
    Just… no.

  2. WolvenGlory on July 31st, 2009 4:10 pm

    Very nice. Underrated though.

  3. Daifuku on July 31st, 2009 4:11 pm

    mildly entertaining. and why is the heavy wearing a hard hat?

  4. Sigma on July 31st, 2009 4:13 pm

    That Heavy is a Spy! Just look at that s#*#-eating grin!

  5. Sigma on July 31st, 2009 4:18 pm

    He's afraid of the dark.

  6. codemaster525 on July 31st, 2009 4:26 pm

    Shawn! post my wolf submission!

  7. MasqueNoMercy on July 31st, 2009 4:31 pm

    its a trap!

  8. AnonImous on July 31st, 2009 4:37 pm

    True.
    Or it can be to prevent possible surprise bonks and/or backstabs.
    Yes, I know it is a hat.

  9. Acrazymonke on July 31st, 2009 4:51 pm

    this brings back a funny memory
    one time i was playong red rover with some freinds(if you dont know that game than you are an idiot) well they sent the realy annoying short kid over, he gets closlined and slides 4 feet, everyone was laughing their asses off. The funniest part was that a few rounds later i got closelined and everyone was going. Oh my god are you okay?

  10. lolowned on July 31st, 2009 5:24 pm

    BONK

  11. jjenjr on July 31st, 2009 5:34 pm

    This made me chuckle. Its nise!

  12. Leo058 on July 31st, 2009 5:34 pm

    This picture… it's okay, but reenacting the situation in my head is pure gold.

  13. chaoswolf64 on July 31st, 2009 2:27 pm

    The heavy looks like he's trying to steal his wallet as the scout falls. And with that evil grin, it looks like he might go eat a baby or two later…

  14. Sigma on July 31st, 2009 6:44 pm

    But it's not Wednesday!

  15. Exploderizer on July 31st, 2009 7:17 pm

    Or for that matter, April Fails Day.
    AW, SNAP!

  16. Sinister Minister on July 31st, 2009 7:42 pm

    Yes, because making a joke that doesn't involve a minigun makes no sense, right? Either you're dumb or you just don't know what making sense is.

  17. KingofRetards on July 31st, 2009 8:23 pm

    Not his only weakness. Shooting him seems to do just as fine.

  18. Pearce on July 31st, 2009 8:26 pm

    Or hes the heavy

  19. Coodoo on July 31st, 2009 8:41 pm

    5/5 for the hat.

  20. Last on July 31st, 2009 9:08 pm

    i miss awesome kitteh :(

  21. Sir McCloud on July 31st, 2009 9:21 pm

    well the pic was ok. some of the comments r funny as hell.

  22. Kbman on July 31st, 2009 9:31 pm

    I think it might have been better if the scout had the intelligence.

  23. BlueChameleon on July 31st, 2009 9:45 pm

    Heavy! Give Iosif his hat back now! You are not an engineer!

  24. OrionX on July 31st, 2009 10:12 pm

    *insert Heavy-styled "POW!" here*

  25. ThePinkSpartan on July 31st, 2009 10:23 pm

    Who knew the Heavy could be good at ambushes?

  26. Vosur on July 31st, 2009 11:15 pm

    Well, there's the Falcon-esque punch, and now the clothesline…I wonder what's he's going to do next?

  27. Paulrus on July 31st, 2009 11:58 pm

    *PWN'D!!*

    OW! MY RED SOOOOCKS!

  28. AuraMaster on August 1st, 2009 12:42 am

    That Engineer's a Spy! Er… make that a Heavy.

  29. theevilone4 on August 1st, 2009 2:13 am

    Stealth sections?

  30. theevilone4 on August 1st, 2009 2:14 am

    The Heavy looks pleased with himself.

  31. theevilone4 on August 1st, 2009 2:15 am

    Well it wouldn't make much sense to have him clothesline him with a minigun, would it?

    No, that would just be silly.

  32. theevilone4 on August 1st, 2009 2:15 am

    So we know what the sandvich is made of now…

  33. Vosur on August 1st, 2009 2:46 am

    Maybe the Heavy should do a pile-driver on the Scout? Wait… that's a wrestling technique. Hrm… the only other thing I could think of is that the heavy sneaking up on an unsuspecting scout and doing the neck-twist.

  34. NoShoe4You on August 1st, 2009 3:33 am

    Red Rover, Red Rover, Send Heavy right over… oh ****.

  35. BiIIy on August 1st, 2009 4:53 am

    CTF_Granary

    Lol wut

  36. mckillyoface on August 1st, 2009 6:46 am

    I'm not dumb just because I don't get a joke. I know what making sense is. I just don't see why it's funny. You're the idiot for not understanding that people have varying senses of humor.

  37. mckillyoface on August 1st, 2009 6:47 am

    I would lol.
    It would be a slight chuckle, but a lol nonetheless.

  38. KingHoboVI on August 1st, 2009 9:27 am

    Also true.
    Although I think he was "practising" his clotheslines on a Blu engineer.

  39. IFAIL on August 1st, 2009 11:17 am

    I GOT IT! I GOT IT! I GOT…. oh crap… *FATALITY*

  40. IFAIL on August 1st, 2009 11:18 am

    POW!!! hehe… You are dead. No big suprise.

  41. IFAIL on August 1st, 2009 11:21 am

    True….
    But….
    Wait for it….
    THAT HEAVY'S A SPY!
    A failure spy.

  42. patpo on August 1st, 2009 11:25 am

    [b][i][u]BONK![/b][/i][/u]

    but seriously, we need HTML codes.

    On another note, i feel like playing TF2 right now.

    kthxbai

  43. Badonk on August 2nd, 2009 2:53 am

    Medic yo medic Doc over here man medic medic doc medahh!

    Edit: I just noticed i did pretty much the same joke as shawn, lets forget this ever happened and call it a Freudian slip.

  44. Daifuku on August 2nd, 2009 3:29 pm

    IDEA!!!
    they're making secondary classes
    Heavy + Engineer = ???
    that may actaully be a good idea.

  45. WolvenGlory on August 3rd, 2009 2:24 am

    It's just like saying a Captain Falcon joke has to include him using a Falcon Punch for it to be funny or make sense.
    Sorry, but your first comment had dumb written all over it.

  46. Daifuku on August 3rd, 2009 10:43 am

    oh, that slaps me on the knee

  47. Daifuku on August 3rd, 2009 10:44 am

    oooooh, burn XD

  48. Daifuku on August 3rd, 2009 5:20 pm

    ………..Spam?

  49. Exploderizer on August 3rd, 2009 5:27 pm

    That's right, BABY! The other other white meat!

  50. ThePinkSpartan on August 3rd, 2009 10:44 pm

    Ya know, I bet Clotheslining him stops even the buzz from that energy drink the scout's so fond of.

    "Nununu*HURK*"

  51. KingHoboVI on August 13th, 2009 7:02 pm

    RACE TO THE PATENT OFFICE!

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