
NEED A DISPENSAH HEAH! NEED A DISPENSAH HEAH! NEED A DISPENS… HURK!!
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I really don't get it.
Heavy has a weapon that fires obscenely large numbers of bullets per second, yet he doesn't use it.
Just… no.
Very nice. Underrated though.
mildly entertaining. and why is the heavy wearing a hard hat?
That Heavy is a Spy! Just look at that s#*#-eating grin!
He's afraid of the dark.
Shawn! post my wolf submission!
its a trap!
True.
Or it can be to prevent possible surprise bonks and/or backstabs.
Yes, I know it is a hat.
this brings back a funny memory
one time i was playong red rover with some freinds(if you dont know that game than you are an idiot) well they sent the realy annoying short kid over, he gets closlined and slides 4 feet, everyone was laughing their asses off. The funniest part was that a few rounds later i got closelined and everyone was going. Oh my god are you okay?
BONK
This made me chuckle. Its nise!
This picture… it's okay, but reenacting the situation in my head is pure gold.
The heavy looks like he's trying to steal his wallet as the scout falls. And with that evil grin, it looks like he might go eat a baby or two later…
But it's not Wednesday!
Or for that matter, April Fails Day.
AW, SNAP!
Yes, because making a joke that doesn't involve a minigun makes no sense, right? Either you're dumb or you just don't know what making sense is.
Not his only weakness. Shooting him seems to do just as fine.
Or hes the heavy
5/5 for the hat.
i miss awesome kitteh :(
well the pic was ok. some of the comments r funny as hell.
I think it might have been better if the scout had the intelligence.
Heavy! Give Iosif his hat back now! You are not an engineer!
*insert Heavy-styled "POW!" here*
Who knew the Heavy could be good at ambushes?
Well, there's the Falcon-esque punch, and now the clothesline…I wonder what's he's going to do next?
*PWN'D!!*
OW! MY RED SOOOOCKS!
That Engineer's a Spy! Er… make that a Heavy.
Stealth sections?
The Heavy looks pleased with himself.
Well it wouldn't make much sense to have him clothesline him with a minigun, would it?
No, that would just be silly.
So we know what the sandvich is made of now…
Maybe the Heavy should do a pile-driver on the Scout? Wait… that's a wrestling technique. Hrm… the only other thing I could think of is that the heavy sneaking up on an unsuspecting scout and doing the neck-twist.
Red Rover, Red Rover, Send Heavy right over… oh ****.
CTF_Granary
Lol wut
I'm not dumb just because I don't get a joke. I know what making sense is. I just don't see why it's funny. You're the idiot for not understanding that people have varying senses of humor.
I would lol.
It would be a slight chuckle, but a lol nonetheless.
Also true.
Although I think he was "practising" his clotheslines on a Blu engineer.
I GOT IT! I GOT IT! I GOT…. oh crap… *FATALITY*
POW!!! hehe… You are dead. No big suprise.
True….
But….
Wait for it….
THAT HEAVY'S A SPY!
A failure spy.
[b][i][u]BONK![/b][/i][/u]
but seriously, we need HTML codes.
On another note, i feel like playing TF2 right now.
kthxbai
Medic yo medic Doc over here man medic medic doc medahh!
Edit: I just noticed i did pretty much the same joke as shawn, lets forget this ever happened and call it a Freudian slip.
IDEA!!!
they're making secondary classes
Heavy + Engineer = ???
that may actaully be a good idea.
It's just like saying a Captain Falcon joke has to include him using a Falcon Punch for it to be funny or make sense.
Sorry, but your first comment had dumb written all over it.
oh, that slaps me on the knee
oooooh, burn XD
………..Spam?
That's right, BABY! The other other white meat!
Ya know, I bet Clotheslining him stops even the buzz from that energy drink the scout's so fond of.
"Nununu*HURK*"
RACE TO THE PATENT OFFICE!