New Airbag Workin Great!

Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 29, 2009 · 1:30 PM

(160 votes, average: 2.93 out of 5)

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Bad Ideas, Bootylicious, Bungie, Halo, Microsoft, Moving Violations, Xbox 360

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Daifuku on July 29th, 2009 5:36 pm

Blue: Fuck! the airbag gave me pink eye!!!
RVG_Ravage on July 29th, 2009 6:28 pm

That airbag has balls!
*meep meep*
Leo058 on July 29th, 2009 6:31 pm

You know… for a site called "Halolz", I'm surprised at the low humor value in 90% of the Halo submissions.

Ah, well. The Halo engine doesn't give much freedom as far as posing goes.
Kalathar on July 29th, 2009 7:13 pm

What you call a corpse, I call an Airbag!
Badonk on July 29th, 2009 7:23 pm

Face down ass up that's the way we like to…drive?
Beelzebub on July 29th, 2009 7:45 pm

Oh man, I love all the low ratings for Halo submissions on a site called Halolz.
NoShoe4You on July 29th, 2009 7:57 pm

An airbag and a T-bag all in one!
What more could you ask for?
AuraMaster on July 29th, 2009 8:06 pm

The new Warthog airbag: It deploys, then gives you the opportunity to 69 while driving.
Taiho on July 29th, 2009 8:52 pm

This airbag smells like ass…
meinmattias on July 29th, 2009 9:00 pm

Red picked a bad time to check out the engine…
VJoe10 on July 29th, 2009 9:46 pm

Heh heh, alllright…
theevilone4 on July 29th, 2009 10:22 pm

Um…uh…
I'll stick with my old airbag, thanks…
RVG_Ravage on July 29th, 2009 10:25 pm

Don't forget the free teabags. ;D
TristSlater on July 29th, 2009 10:38 pm

You sure that's the worst he can from an assbag? I'd be worried it what happened afterward is the same thing with "DON'T EAT A POKEBALL." Submission.
TristSlater on July 29th, 2009 10:39 pm

And the syphilis. Don't forget about the syphilis!
Exploderizer on July 29th, 2009 10:40 pm

Red's ass is all like "ALL YOUR FACE ARE BELONG TO US."
Sigma on July 29th, 2009 10:56 pm

I love the smell of cordite, napalm, rocket fumes, lasers, and a man's ass in the morning!
ThePinkSpartan on July 30th, 2009 1:29 am

BLUE TEAM, MAKE YOUR TIME.
ThePinkSpartan on July 30th, 2009 1:31 am

You got a point… but Gimme Your Wallet is still pretty golden.
Sigma on July 30th, 2009 1:47 am

Call me crazy, but I think you'd notice if you were in a 69 for that long. *da da tish!*
meinmattias on July 30th, 2009 3:37 am

Well, would have been nice to get dinner, first…
Vabolo on July 29th, 2009 11:48 pm

The RED Airbag™: ASSuring that a car ASSident only gets one kill.

Also, is it just me, or have I been in a 69 for three months? :D
NoShoe4You on July 30th, 2009 4:36 am

Aww crap… its a stick shift.
whitekurama on July 30th, 2009 5:18 am

Blu gives handjobs in exchange for saftey
Daifuku on July 30th, 2009 5:22 am

cordite burns suck…
Daifuku on July 30th, 2009 5:23 am

Gonosiphiherpetitis Symplex C even
Daifuku on July 30th, 2009 5:24 am

i lol'd
Daifuku on July 30th, 2009 5:29 am

well, there's the mental scars of what red did afterwards…*shutters*
Daifuku on July 30th, 2009 5:55 am

or at least foreplay
Daifuku on July 30th, 2009 6:05 am

also, i would regret this if i didnt say it.

Red: i see you with my BROWN EYE!!!
kirbyownsyou97 on July 30th, 2009 12:33 pm

The Country made the airbags this way. It MAKES people be even MORE careful in driving so they dont get ass in their face. It's a win win situation. The Country gets safer roads, everyone else gets ass-less faces.
Sigma on July 30th, 2009 2:20 pm

I'd settle for just a shave and two bits. *rimshot*
Paulrus on July 30th, 2009 5:27 pm

My dignity?
Corenator on July 30th, 2009 5:39 pm

This image is almost as disturbing as 4kids singing the national anthem.
Daifuku on July 31st, 2009 12:22 pm

we all know the mudkipz took that
Paulrus on August 2nd, 2009 1:48 am

:B
jonnycrocker on April 24th, 2010 9:42 am

you forgot your seatbelt!!doesnt matter new airbag still work!