HE’S GOT SOME GOOD, QUALITY WOOD THERE.

Minastirith3434 enjoys checkin’ out Link n’ logs!

HE’S GOT SOME GOOD, QUALITY WOOD THERE.

Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 19, 2009 · 12:47 AM

(287 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)

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Awkward Moments, Cock Joke, Motivational, N64, Nintendo, The Legend of Zelda

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2889Comments2009-07-19+04%3A47%3A27Shawn+Handyside to “HE’S GOT SOME GOOD, QUALITY WOOD THERE.”

asdf on July 19th, 2009 4:48 am

motivational posters are good as long as they don't repeat what the damn image says. lame.
asdfSUX on July 19th, 2009 4:52 am

funny. some people dont know what they're talking about
Badonk on July 19th, 2009 4:59 am

Wait till you see it when link tells a lie.
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SexyLegs on July 19th, 2009 5:58 am

i hear "maple" wood is the best (i do not know from personal experience)
Cheat2Win on July 19th, 2009 6:16 am

Looks like it's the Morning kind of wood.
eszee on July 19th, 2009 6:28 am

Y'bettah knock-knock-knock on wooood…
Acrazymonke on July 19th, 2009 6:33 am

hes got a realy big sword plus some bombs the size of your head too
DarkSpeedZero on July 19th, 2009 7:25 am

Now all we need is a carpenter, and a wood pecker
…Mabye turn it in to paper if you're generous enough.
mckillyoface on July 19th, 2009 7:40 am

I always knew Zelda was a supafreak.
Ryan on July 19th, 2009 7:56 am

It was good, and then Shawn just made it 10 times better.
Insurance Marketing on July 19th, 2009 9:07 am

Haha, but hes just a kid!
Taiho on July 19th, 2009 9:07 am

This just in: Little boy gives carpenter wood!
Travis on July 19th, 2009 10:16 am

Creepy Carpenter wants into Link's Forest Temple.
Masterluigi452 – backtype | CockBot on July 19th, 2009 11:52 am

[…] :: HE’S GOT SOME GOOD, QUALITY WOOD THERE. […]
G1drake on July 19th, 2009 1:18 pm

"can i have some of your quality wood"

link:*call the cops*
Leo058 on July 19th, 2009 1:32 pm

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_EmbD9Ix03Hc/SX8HeJTiITI…
Learn the rules.
Still a funny picture, though.
Leo058 on July 19th, 2009 2:01 pm

…Oh, I see what you did there. Both of them.
codemaster525 on July 19th, 2009 2:02 pm

Hope the Spy doesn't sap Link's wood.
KingHoboVI on July 19th, 2009 2:05 pm

I do wonder if Nintendo's programmers have a paedophile fetish….
thT GUY on July 19th, 2009 2:19 pm

it's funny that they're Cock-ariko Village
Daifuku on July 19th, 2009 2:54 pm

nah, from the looks of it, the spy only saps engie's trees

http://www.halolz.com/2009/03/29/spys-sappin-my-m…
Daifuku on July 19th, 2009 2:55 pm

nah…

japanese in general tend to XD
Masterluigi452 on July 19th, 2009 3:30 pm

Oh no…
Masterluigi452 on July 19th, 2009 3:32 pm

Forgive me if this question is stupid…
I don't get it. Can someone explain this???
I don't get why this is under the catagory of cock joke….
Zul'Jin on July 19th, 2009 4:35 pm

Unsuccessful Troll Is unsuccessful.
VJoe10 on July 19th, 2009 4:56 pm

I can't even read that far D:
Delta-Sigma on July 19th, 2009 5:00 pm

This is a classic game that I still play, and I think that I will search for moments like this that I can make into Haloz too… If you want to help me click on the link (no pun intended)
Same on July 19th, 2009 5:01 pm

http://s15.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=17594
Wiibejammin on July 19th, 2009 5:07 pm

Bow chicka bow wow
Wiibejammin on July 19th, 2009 5:11 pm

Dont listen to these two, its not a stupid question.
Its funny due to the fact that a young boy was able to properly chop down a tree and produce quality wood, the man is surprised.
Its a cock joke do to the fact that there are multiple chickens following this man in the game.
Masterluigi452 on July 19th, 2009 5:26 pm

Still bit fuzzy…
But I think I get it now.
Thx!!
the_craw on July 19th, 2009 5:38 pm

well he gets it from hanging out w/ saria so often lol
codemaster525 on July 19th, 2009 5:58 pm

Um… Why is there a link at the bottom of the page that leads to thegaybeach.com? And it uses MasterLuigi452's username for it.
AreUExperienced on July 19th, 2009 6:07 pm

This one's a winner….well, actually, I suppose it's a (exaggerated German accent) WIENER.

4.5/5

Handyside's caption was brilliant as well.
DeathJam on July 19th, 2009 6:28 pm

I was laughing until i read your comment.

I died a little inside…
Corenator on July 19th, 2009 8:20 pm

To quote Badonk's post on a particular Prototype-themed submission…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbwNSNLPIfw
Acrazymonke on July 19th, 2009 9:07 pm

i guess we learned somthing today
ThatOneDude on July 19th, 2009 9:39 pm

Wood=boner
Boner=penis
penis=cock
Spolin on July 19th, 2009 9:41 pm

I think he might have gotten it from the Great Deku Tree.
codemaster525 on July 19th, 2009 9:44 pm

LMAO FTW
BiIIy on July 20th, 2009 12:22 am

Yay, good submissions again
Masterluigi452 on July 20th, 2009 1:18 am

Then how am i suppose to revive that???
Masterluigi452 on July 20th, 2009 1:20 am

Hey WTF???
I don't see any tags like that underneath my username!!!
NoShoe4You on July 20th, 2009 1:27 am

Just hope he doesn't get a splinter :D
ThatOneDude on July 20th, 2009 1:58 am

Mr. Carpenter…I'm Chris Hansen. Why don't you have a seat over there?
Wiibejammin on July 20th, 2009 2:20 am

Police baffled
fmarulz on July 20th, 2009 3:44 am

the one boss u can`t beat in the legend of zelda is the carpenter cous he is the pedobear in a carpenter costume XD ciao
Wolf on July 20th, 2009 1:03 pm

Of course. You have the wait ; )
codemaster525 on July 20th, 2009 4:10 pm

Go to the second page of these comments. You will see the link.
douche on July 20th, 2009 4:57 pm

dude ur just fuckin retarded
jjenjr on July 20th, 2009 6:05 pm

^^this
Masterluigi452 on July 20th, 2009 7:22 pm

Ok I see it…
How the f..k that happened?
I didn't do anything!!
Taiho on July 20th, 2009 9:55 pm

well, first you need some good, quality wood…
Taiho on July 20th, 2009 9:55 pm

Well, first you need some good, quality wood…
codemaster525 on July 20th, 2009 11:00 pm

Man I'm so sorry. I swear I had nothing to do with your secret coming out. Lol JK I had nothing to do with it at all.
Masterluigi452 on July 20th, 2009 11:41 pm

I will get a maple tree!!
Leo058 on July 21st, 2009 1:56 pm

I just realized that at the moment as well…

So either MasterLuigi is gay, or our Halolz troll has struck again.
Leo058 on July 23rd, 2009 1:07 pm

…I c wut u did thar.
Teradohn on July 25th, 2009 3:55 pm

Hot damn! He's not even an adult yet!

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