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HE’S GOT SOME GOOD, QUALITY WOOD THERE.

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HE’S GOT SOME GOOD, QUALITY WOOD THERE.



Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 19, 2009 · 12:47 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (310 votes, average: 4.54 out of 5)
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60 Responses to “HE’S GOT SOME GOOD, QUALITY WOOD THERE.”

  1. asdf on July 19th, 2009 4:48 am

    motivational posters are good as long as they don't repeat what the damn image says. lame.

  2. asdfSUX on July 19th, 2009 4:52 am

    funny. some people dont know what they're talking about

  3. Badonk on July 19th, 2009 4:59 am

    Wait till you see it when link tells a lie.
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  4. SexyLegs on July 19th, 2009 5:58 am

    i hear "maple" wood is the best (i do not know from personal experience)

  5. Cheat2Win on July 19th, 2009 6:16 am

    Looks like it's the Morning kind of wood.

  6. eszee on July 19th, 2009 6:28 am

    Y'bettah knock-knock-knock on wooood…

  7. DarkSpeedZero on July 19th, 2009 7:25 am

    Now all we need is a carpenter, and a wood pecker
    …Mabye turn it in to paper if you're generous enough.

  8. mckillyoface on July 19th, 2009 7:40 am

    I always knew Zelda was a supafreak.

  9. Ryan on July 19th, 2009 7:56 am

    It was good, and then Shawn just made it 10 times better.

  10. Insurance Marketing on July 19th, 2009 9:07 am

    Haha, but hes just a kid!

  11. Taiho on July 19th, 2009 9:07 am

    This just in: Little boy gives carpenter wood!

  12. Travis on July 19th, 2009 10:16 am

    Creepy Carpenter wants into Link's Forest Temple.

  13. Acrazymonke on July 19th, 2009 6:33 am

    hes got a realy big sword plus some bombs the size of your head too

  14. G1drake on July 19th, 2009 1:18 pm

    "can i have some of your quality wood"

    link:*call the cops*

  15. Leo058 on July 19th, 2009 1:32 pm

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_EmbD9Ix03Hc/SX8HeJTiITI…
    Learn the rules.
    Still a funny picture, though.

  16. Leo058 on July 19th, 2009 2:01 pm

    …Oh, I see what you did there. Both of them.

  17. codemaster525 on July 19th, 2009 2:02 pm

    Hope the Spy doesn't sap Link's wood.

  18. KingHoboVI on July 19th, 2009 2:05 pm

    I do wonder if Nintendo's programmers have a paedophile fetish….

  19. thT GUY on July 19th, 2009 2:19 pm

    it's funny that they're Cock-ariko Village

  20. Daifuku on July 19th, 2009 2:54 pm

    nah, from the looks of it, the spy only saps engie's trees

    http://www.halolz.com/2009/03/29/spys-sappin-my-m…

  21. Daifuku on July 19th, 2009 2:55 pm

    nah…

    japanese in general tend to XD

  22. Masterluigi452 on July 19th, 2009 3:30 pm

    Oh no…

  23. Masterluigi452 on July 19th, 2009 3:32 pm

    Forgive me if this question is stupid…
    I don't get it. Can someone explain this???
    I don't get why this is under the catagory of cock joke….

  24. Masterluigi452 – backtype | CockBot on July 19th, 2009 11:52 am

    [...] :: HE’S GOT SOME GOOD, QUALITY WOOD THERE. [...]

  25. Zul'Jin on July 19th, 2009 4:35 pm

    Unsuccessful Troll Is unsuccessful.

  26. VJoe10 on July 19th, 2009 4:56 pm

    I can't even read that far D:

  27. Delta-Sigma on July 19th, 2009 5:00 pm

    This is a classic game that I still play, and I think that I will search for moments like this that I can make into Haloz too… If you want to help me click on the link (no pun intended)

  28. Same on July 19th, 2009 5:01 pm

    http://s15.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=17594

  29. Wiibejammin on July 19th, 2009 5:07 pm

    Bow chicka bow wow

  30. Wiibejammin on July 19th, 2009 5:11 pm

    Dont listen to these two, its not a stupid question.
    Its funny due to the fact that a young boy was able to properly chop down a tree and produce quality wood, the man is surprised.
    Its a cock joke do to the fact that there are multiple chickens following this man in the game.

  31. Masterluigi452 on July 19th, 2009 5:26 pm

    Still bit fuzzy…
    But I think I get it now.
    Thx!!

  32. the_craw on July 19th, 2009 5:38 pm

    well he gets it from hanging out w/ saria so often lol

  33. codemaster525 on July 19th, 2009 5:58 pm

    Um… Why is there a link at the bottom of the page that leads to thegaybeach.com? And it uses MasterLuigi452's username for it.

  34. AreUExperienced on July 19th, 2009 6:07 pm

    This one's a winner….well, actually, I suppose it's a (exaggerated German accent) WIENER.

    4.5/5

    Handyside's caption was brilliant as well.

  35. DeathJam on July 19th, 2009 6:28 pm

    I was laughing until i read your comment.

    I died a little inside…

  36. Corenator on July 19th, 2009 8:20 pm

    To quote Badonk's post on a particular Prototype-themed submission…

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  37. Acrazymonke on July 19th, 2009 9:07 pm

    i guess we learned somthing today

  38. Spolin on July 19th, 2009 9:41 pm

    I think he might have gotten it from the Great Deku Tree.

  39. codemaster525 on July 19th, 2009 9:44 pm

    LMAO FTW

  40. BiIIy on July 20th, 2009 12:22 am

    Yay, good submissions again

  41. Masterluigi452 on July 20th, 2009 1:18 am

    Then how am i suppose to revive that???

  42. Masterluigi452 on July 20th, 2009 1:20 am

    Hey WTF???
    I don't see any tags like that underneath my username!!!

  43. NoShoe4You on July 20th, 2009 1:27 am

    Just hope he doesn't get a splinter :D

  44. ThatOneDude on July 19th, 2009 9:39 pm

    Wood=boner
    Boner=penis
    penis=cock

  45. ThatOneDude on July 20th, 2009 1:58 am

    Mr. Carpenter…I'm Chris Hansen. Why don't you have a seat over there?

  46. Wiibejammin on July 20th, 2009 2:20 am

    Police baffled

  47. fmarulz on July 20th, 2009 3:44 am

    the one boss u can`t beat in the legend of zelda is the carpenter cous he is the pedobear in a carpenter costume XD ciao

  48. Wolf on July 20th, 2009 1:03 pm

    Of course. You have the wait ; )

  49. codemaster525 on July 20th, 2009 4:10 pm

    Go to the second page of these comments. You will see the link.

  50. douche on July 20th, 2009 4:57 pm

    dude ur just fuckin retarded

  51. jjenjr on July 20th, 2009 6:05 pm

    ^^this

  52. Masterluigi452 on July 20th, 2009 7:22 pm

    Ok I see it…
    How the f..k that happened?
    I didn't do anything!!

  53. Taiho on July 20th, 2009 9:55 pm

    well, first you need some good, quality wood…

  54. Taiho on July 20th, 2009 9:55 pm

    Well, first you need some good, quality wood…

  55. codemaster525 on July 20th, 2009 11:00 pm

    Man I'm so sorry. I swear I had nothing to do with your secret coming out. Lol JK I had nothing to do with it at all.

  56. Masterluigi452 on July 20th, 2009 11:41 pm

    I will get a maple tree!!

  57. Leo058 on July 21st, 2009 1:56 pm

    I just realized that at the moment as well…

    So either MasterLuigi is gay, or our Halolz troll has struck again.

  58. Leo058 on July 23rd, 2009 1:07 pm

    …I c wut u did thar.

  59. Teradohn on July 25th, 2009 3:55 pm

    Hot damn! He's not even an adult yet!

  60. legend234 on June 17th, 2011 11:53 pm

    Just wait until he grows up

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