Dr. Manhattan uses Double Team!

Nathan Schneekluth figured two blue penises would be better than one!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 19, 2009 · 1:11 PM 
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76 Responses to “Dr. Manhattan uses Double Team!”

  1. Magnalian on July 19th, 2009 5:18 pm

    Great. Now this image is gonna be stuck in my head for the rest of the evening…

  2. the_craw on July 19th, 2009 5:34 pm

    you know if he really wanted to save time he just coulda waved his hand and given her a two hour orgasm……

  3. Mogyle on July 19th, 2009 5:36 pm

    Come on, put some efforts on the font…

  4. Leo058 on July 19th, 2009 5:39 pm

    …Blue… asses… can't… unsee…

  5. Banette on July 19th, 2009 5:42 pm



    Other than the text, though, this was pretty hilarious.

  6. G1drake on July 19th, 2009 6:30 pm


  7. Cheat2Win on July 19th, 2009 7:29 pm

    Dr. Manhattan used Double Team!

    It's not very effective…

    Silk Spectre is too scared to move!

  8. ballzach77 on July 19th, 2009 8:27 pm

    Access Denied…

  9. RVG_Ravage on July 19th, 2009 8:30 pm

    And I thought blue monkey balls on tv were strange..

  10. Gamegeneral on July 19th, 2009 8:33 pm

    Laurie used COCK BLOCK
    Manhatten now has BLUE BALLS

  11. MasqueNoMercy on July 19th, 2009 9:03 pm

    well i guess a site that specializes in cock jokes cant take seeing a cartoon man bare assed…

  12. ThatOneDude on July 19th, 2009 9:38 pm

    I'm 12 years old and what is this?

  13. Runelbade on July 20th, 2009 12:01 am

    This should have the OHSHI-- tag.

    What's that? There IS no OHSHI-- tag?


  14. Badonk on July 20th, 2009 12:28 am

    Watchmen? in mah halolz? not withstanding that video from last year.

    Doc Manhattan used Radiation
    Silk Specter II Gains Cancer, Silk Specter II cannot move!

  15. Badonk on July 19th, 2009 8:28 pm

    Watchmen? in mah halolz? not withstanding that video from last year.

    Doc Manhattan used Radioactive bukkake
    Silk Spectre II Gains Cancer, Silk Spectre II cannot move!

  16. Masterluigi452 on July 20th, 2009 1:15 am

    This is very disturbing, but somewhat liked it…
    Must be because blue is my favourite color….

  17. Wiibejammin on July 20th, 2009 2:11 am

    Why cant people look past the blue asses and cocks, this is one of the greatest books of all time!

  18. fmarulz on July 20th, 2009 3:50 am

    do you ever got the feeling that u r seeing double??

  19. GameKnut on July 20th, 2009 3:51 am

    Maybe it's not two Dr. Manhattans. Maybe Seth joined in on the action.

    oh god Dr. Manhattan/Seth fanfic why can I not unthink this

  20. NoShoe4You on July 20th, 2009 3:54 am

    I've got skittles in my pants… want to taste the rainbow?

    "But those skittles are only blue" O-O

  21. SirCannonFodder on July 20th, 2009 7:59 am

    What's wrong with a little dudity? Prudes!

  22. Aaron Hong on July 20th, 2009 10:18 am

    Is anyone else disappointed that Laurie didn't actually freak out this way in the movie?

  23. Deadalive on July 20th, 2009 12:55 pm

    I thougt the Blue Man Group was serious business… !

  24. jjenjr on July 20th, 2009 3:50 pm

    I would have to say the font at the bottom "its not very effective" its kinda hard to read. But This was a great book. Never saw the movie though. So good work on this idea chap :)

  25. lol4ever on July 20th, 2009 7:42 pm

    Dr.Manhattan x2 to strike for massive damage!

  26. mckillyoface on July 20th, 2009 7:59 pm

    I wlawys knew Dr. Manhattan had blue balls!
    (horrible joke is horrible)

  27. MrRaccoon on July 20th, 2009 8:31 pm

    Fuck, I think I'm seeing double, I SEE FOUR DR. MANHATTANS!

  28. Exploderizer on July 20th, 2009 9:19 pm

    But… it's not an attack…

  29. Link_09 on July 20th, 2009 7:20 pm

    John! I thought there was only one of you! if you've read it, you'd get the reference

  30. Nathan on July 21st, 2009 6:50 am

    About 3 seconds of work generating hundreds of views…
    I love the internet.

  31. Sinister Minister on July 21st, 2009 7:06 am

    It really speaks volumes about the maturity of the people who come here if they can't see Dr. Manhattan without saying something about his ass or his penis.

  32. Paulrus on July 23rd, 2009 5:59 pm

    Blue Man Group Sex

  33. Exploderizer on July 30th, 2009 1:59 am


  34. Percocet. on November 8th, 2009 2:34 pm

    Percocet 93-490 10 mg….


  35. David Carusoe on January 18th, 2011 4:01 am

    So, you’re the one who style my sunglasses? Can’t solve cases without them.

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