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Dr. Manhattan uses Double Team!

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Dr. Manhattan uses Double Team!



Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 19, 2009 · 1:11 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (289 votes, average: 4.39 out of 5)
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76 Responses to “Dr. Manhattan uses Double Team!”

  1. Magnalian on July 19th, 2009 5:18 pm

    Great. Now this image is gonna be stuck in my head for the rest of the evening…

  2. the_craw on July 19th, 2009 5:34 pm

    you know if he really wanted to save time he just coulda waved his hand and given her a two hour orgasm……

  3. Mogyle on July 19th, 2009 5:36 pm

    Come on, put some efforts on the font…

  4. Leo058 on July 19th, 2009 5:39 pm

    …Blue… asses… can't… unsee…

  5. Banette on July 19th, 2009 5:42 pm

    WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN.

    Also: CERULEAN WANG(S).

    Other than the text, though, this was pretty hilarious.

  6. codemaster525 on July 19th, 2009 5:55 pm

    …Must…resist…the…assess…

  7. G1drake on July 19th, 2009 6:30 pm

    BLERG!!!!!!!!MY EYES, BLUE ASSES, GO AWAY!!

  8. Cheat2Win on July 19th, 2009 7:29 pm

    Dr. Manhattan used Double Team!

    It's not very effective…

    Silk Spectre is too scared to move!

  9. ballzach77 on July 19th, 2009 8:27 pm

    Access Denied…

  10. RVG_Ravage on July 19th, 2009 8:30 pm

    And I thought blue monkey balls on tv were strange..

  11. Gamegeneral on July 19th, 2009 8:33 pm

    Laurie used COCK BLOCK
    Manhatten now has BLUE BALLS

  12. Acrazymonke on July 19th, 2009 8:35 pm

    …cant… speek…at…normal…speed…

  13. MasqueNoMercy on July 19th, 2009 9:03 pm

    well i guess a site that specializes in cock jokes cant take seeing a cartoon man bare assed…

  14. ThatOneDude on July 19th, 2009 9:38 pm

    I'm 12 years old and what is this?

  15. codemaster525 on July 19th, 2009 9:43 pm

    Something you will learn when you are older. Now go find a carpenter and show him your wood lol.

  16. Acrazymonke on July 19th, 2009 10:04 pm

    at least he admits he's 12 unlike half of the people that comment on this site

  17. ThatOneDude on July 19th, 2009 10:48 pm

    I'm not really 12…
    -_-

  18. Leo058 on July 19th, 2009 11:01 pm

    It's a meme, right?

  19. Nova on July 19th, 2009 11:17 pm

    …stupid…****ing…FOP…REFERENCE

  20. Cypher on July 19th, 2009 11:22 pm

    ..Cannot… combo…. break…..

  21. ThatOneDude on July 19th, 2009 11:23 pm

    You are right, good sir

  22. Runelbade on July 20th, 2009 12:01 am

    This should have the OHSHI-- tag.

    What's that? There IS no OHSHI-- tag?

    EPIC FAIL.

  23. Acrazymonke on July 20th, 2009 12:08 am

    …wasn't…trying…to…refrance…

  24. Badonk on July 20th, 2009 12:28 am

    Watchmen? in mah halolz? not withstanding that video from last year.

    Doc Manhattan used Radiation
    Silk Specter II Gains Cancer, Silk Specter II cannot move!

  25. Masterluigi452 on July 20th, 2009 1:14 am

    ….what… was…i..suppose…..to…..say….about….this…..

  26. Masterluigi452 on July 20th, 2009 1:15 am

    This is very disturbing, but somewhat liked it…
    Must be because blue is my favourite color….

  27. Wiibejammin on July 20th, 2009 2:11 am

    Why cant people look past the blue asses and cocks, this is one of the greatest books of all time!

  28. fmarulz on July 20th, 2009 3:48 am

    now…how many of us are underage????
    don`t know.
    don`t ask.
    don`t tell.
    XD ciao

  29. fmarulz on July 20th, 2009 3:50 am

    do you ever got the feeling that u r seeing double??

  30. GameKnut on July 20th, 2009 3:51 am

    Maybe it's not two Dr. Manhattans. Maybe Seth joined in on the action.

    oh god Dr. Manhattan/Seth fanfic why can I not unthink this

  31. NoShoe4You on July 20th, 2009 3:54 am

    I've got skittles in my pants… want to taste the rainbow?

    "But those skittles are only blue" O-O

  32. Badonk on July 20th, 2009 12:36 am

    Watchmen? in mah halolz? not withstanding that video from last year.

    Doc Manhattan used Radioactive bukkake
    Silk Spectre II Gains Cancer, Silk Spectre II cannot move!

  33. VJoe10 on July 20th, 2009 4:51 am

    Ciao?! It's Time To Eat Maw, Call The Kids!!!

  34. fmarulz on July 20th, 2009 3:52 am

    ….why…..we……are…..talking……posting…….like….this…..?…..

  35. SirCannonFodder on July 20th, 2009 7:59 am

    What's wrong with a little dudity? Prudes!

  36. fmarulz on July 20th, 2009 5:24 am

    maw?! ciao is bye in Italian
    Have I told u about my traumatic experience when I was 5 ?
    XD ciao

  37. Aaron Hong on July 20th, 2009 10:18 am

    Is anyone else disappointed that Laurie didn't actually freak out this way in the movie?

  38. Deadalive on July 20th, 2009 12:55 pm

    I thougt the Blue Man Group was serious business… !

  39. jjenjr on July 20th, 2009 3:50 pm

    I would have to say the font at the bottom "its not very effective" its kinda hard to read. But This was a great book. Never saw the movie though. So good work on this idea chap :)

  40. codemaster525 on July 20th, 2009 4:08 pm

    …because…pic…weakening…us…

  41. jjenjr on July 20th, 2009 6:06 pm

    I Came

  42. VJoe10 on July 20th, 2009 6:11 pm

    I know, I was kidding :P

  43. Masterluigi452 on July 20th, 2009 7:27 pm

    LOL

  44. Masterluigi452 on July 20th, 2009 7:28 pm

    …why..do….we…
    Ah F**k it.
    I'm back to normal!!

  45. lol4ever on July 20th, 2009 7:42 pm

    Dr.Manhattan x2 to strike for massive damage!

  46. mckillyoface on July 20th, 2009 7:58 pm

    Can't.. let you… talk… normal… masterluigi…

  47. mckillyoface on July 20th, 2009 7:59 pm

    I wlawys knew Dr. Manhattan had blue balls!
    (horrible joke is horrible)

  48. Masterluigi452 on July 20th, 2009 8:28 pm

    If you want to stop me, you have to jump into one of the picture in my mansion!!

  49. MrRaccoon on July 20th, 2009 8:31 pm

    Fuck, I think I'm seeing double, I SEE FOUR DR. MANHATTANS!

  50. codemaster525 on July 20th, 2009 8:36 pm

    too…weak…to…jump…

  51. Masterluigi452 on July 20th, 2009 8:48 pm

    I win!!!!
    Finally the day when Luigi wins!!!

  52. eszee on July 20th, 2009 8:55 pm

    The only thing that made this worse in my mind: I'm eating Crazy Cores Skittles when I read this and I remembered it's Blue Raspberry-Lemon. I went on to mentally question what the yellow inside would be in relation then fell off my chair crying and pleading for my miserable existence to end.

  53. Exploderizer on July 20th, 2009 9:19 pm

    But… it's not an attack…
    HOW CAN IT BE SUPER EFFECTIVE. THAT'S LIKE SAYING THAT TAIL WHIP IS SUPER EFFECTIVE.

  54. BlueChameleon on July 20th, 2009 9:41 pm

    Must…not…pay…attention….

  55. Link_09 on July 20th, 2009 7:20 pm

    John! I thought there was only one of you! if you've read it, you'd get the reference

  56. Masterluigi452 on July 20th, 2009 11:43 pm

    OBEY!!!

  57. fmarulz on July 21st, 2009 2:17 am

    …….to……..lazy…….to……obey……..

  58. Masterluigi452 on July 21st, 2009 3:04 am

    Luigi said OBEY fmarulz!!!!

  59. NoShoe4You on July 21st, 2009 3:21 am

    Good thing you weren’t eating the Blue Raspberry and coconut flavor :P

  60. Nathan on July 21st, 2009 6:50 am

    About 3 seconds of work generating hundreds of views…
    I love the internet.

  61. Sinister Minister on July 21st, 2009 7:02 am

    It isn't, actually. Bad vision for the lose.

  62. Sinister Minister on July 21st, 2009 7:05 am

    I am correct in assuming that fangirls have already written it.

    And then some.

  63. Sinister Minister on July 21st, 2009 7:06 am

    It really speaks volumes about the maturity of the people who come here if they can't see Dr. Manhattan without saying something about his ass or his penis.

  64. mckillyoface on July 21st, 2009 7:30 am

    Mckill…yoface.. said I'll.. pimp-slap… you if… you don't shut… your.. whore mouth..

  65. Leo058 on July 21st, 2009 12:35 pm

    If that's true… then god help us all.

  66. Leo058 on July 21st, 2009 12:36 pm

    Must… resist…

  67. mckillyoface on July 21st, 2009 7:57 pm

    Obey …Luigi…and get… pimp…slapped…
    Obey… me… get… cookies…. or any…. sugary treat… of your choice…

  68. BurnoutSpartan on July 21st, 2009 10:24 pm

    Because we all agree its a great comic book, blue penises are funny.

  69. Corenator on July 21st, 2009 11:24 pm

    I was tempted to quote Piccolo from DBZ Abridged…but then I realized that I'd be mocking my own kind.

  70. Paulrus on July 23rd, 2009 5:59 pm

    Blue Man Group Sex

  71. Exploderizer on July 30th, 2009 1:59 am

    BLUE MAN GROUP IZ SERIOUS BIZNESS.

  72. Percocet. on November 8th, 2009 2:34 pm

    Percocet 93-490 10 mg….

    Percocet….

  73. Missinko009 on October 30th, 2010 4:39 pm

    It would seem that your balls…
    *shades*
    are inert.
    YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

  74. Missinko009 on October 30th, 2010 4:39 pm

    Yeah, but then she'd get all the fun.

  75. Missinko009 on October 30th, 2010 4:41 pm

    Must…resist…urge…to…think…logically…

  76. David Carusoe on January 18th, 2011 4:01 am

    So, you’re the one who style my sunglasses? Can’t solve cases without them.

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