Ok, last Team Fortress/Dr. Seuss submission… then we’re done forever! Right? I mean Steven DeTuro can’t possibly think of any more of these! …Or can he?!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 16, 2009 · 7:28 AM
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Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
The Dr Seuss/TF2 mixups should be a recurring thing for Halolz :D
Om nom nom nom!
At least he hasn't touched Sasha yet.
The grinch is simply waiting for Heavy to get fragged; then he can touch Sasha all he wants.
Don't worry; there will be more. I can tell.
The new wolf joke?
Actually, I think this one would've been better than "How the spy sapped the sentry".
This would be an awesome recurrance for Halolz: Children's books with a TF2 twist.
You forgot the "I can steal it all by myself" seal XD
a new meme?! May the world forgive us
That Grinch is a Spy!
Oh Shawn, of course i can think up more of these. Its just a matter of when. *evil grin*
on another note, yes thats my real name. STOP SENDING ME PIZZA'S I DIDN'T ORDER!
Oh Shawn, of course i can think up more of these. Its just a matter of when. *evil grin*
on another note, yes thats my real name. STOP SENDING ME TAIWANESE MAIL ORDER WIVES I DIDN'T ORDER!
Fine, i thought you would enjoy Tie-ming.
REPENT!
Im starting to think Dr. LOLZ is gonna need a tag.
This genuinely made me laugh at loud. The professor looked in the back of the class and i shrugged XD
"When the Grinch ate it, it is daid that his stomach grew three times bigger that day…"
"When the Grinch ate it, it is said that his stomach grew three times bigger that day…"
The first one wasn't funny and this one is the worst one of them all. Jus' saying.
We still need "Horton Hears A Spy"
i hope so. these are great.
I think Badonk said he was going to make that one in the slam thread.
I think Badonk said he was going to make that one in the slam thread.
Edit: this is it
Badonk: Next up from Dr. Lolz
One eye Two eye, Red spy Blu spy
How the Grinch ate sandvitch
and
Horton hears a Hadouken!
lol he's back!
The Hadouken is not going to happen sorry.
Question, why is is a big deal when people hit 69p?
When you're old enough, you'll know
I'd like to see YOU pull this off, then.
I'd like to see YOU pull this off, then.
Go on, make a funny submission. Or are you too busy jerking off?
answer the man, i have been wondering myself
They nom without lettuce!
They nom without ham!
They nom without cheese or tomatoes or spam!
Like it's really hard to photoshop a sandvich in the Grinch's hand? It's just not funny. Explain the humor to me.
I think it's time we have "the talk"…
See, when a retard and a girl love each other…
I tought "Horton hears a BOOM! headshot!" was a better tittle, but it's up to you
Okay fair enough, 69 is a sex position. If you imagine the circle part of the numbers are a persons head, and the crooked line the genitals, and that the 6 is a girl an 9 a guy, or maybe that both of them are girls. And thats why the glorious number 69 will forever be praised.
- Sex ed out
Maybe 'Horton hears a KABOOOOM!'?
Oohhhhh that kind of 69. I thought it was some benchmark for the site. I forget what type of site this is tho lol
Awesome idea, but im saving the sniper for another one im planning.
if anyone has any ideas for this let me know im stuck at
Heavy hears a _______
Awesome idea, but im saving the sniper for another one im planning.
if anyone has any ideas let me know
Also anyone have access to garys mod, i need some specific poses
OK then. Make a funnier one right now and submit it.
Can't let you steal that,
Grinch.
EPIC FAILURE
Oh, the Many BATS you can BOINK
(From: Oh, the many thoughts you can think)
Protect the Breifcase!
Well, what about the ones you did order?
SHUN THE NON BELIEVERS!
Huh, um, maybe when I get some free time? I am just Some Jerkoff, I don't have a lot of time on my hands.
:P
Y'all don't get the joke I'm trying to make? I'm Some Jerkoff on Halolz wasting my time dissing on the submissions. I thought somebody'd see the humor in that!
Someone must have googled it :D
next Dr.Lolz book should be GO KART GO
Are You my Mother? -- With Blanka
Oh The Faces You'll Steal (Places you'll go, Spy)
I had a bunch more Street Fighter ones we came up with at work, gotta find the scrap of paper with 'em though…
Dr.Lolz must go on!!!
This… isn't really… happening!!!!
horton hears a headshot
go kart go (from go dog go)
The spy in the hat
I can boink with my eyes closed (from I can read with my eyes closed)
There's a spy in my pocket (from there's a wocket in my pocket)
oh the possibilities are endless ;D
First of all, you aren't dissing anybody. Your just embarrasing yourself.
Second , If you can't even make something better than this submission, but still critisize it, your a n00b.
(uhhh.. hidden number Three, you probably don't have any free time because your busyhavingsexwithsomeone)
Finally, NOBODY sees ANY humor in a joke made by some…jerkoff like you.
Jus' saying, ya know?ㅑ)
Man, isn't that a bit to harsh?
I think it's pretty funny that you're arguing with Some Jerkoff on Halolz.
Go cart Go is awesome.
Also, "your a n00b." Seriously? I started using the internet when I was six too. So I can't really fault you for the n00b comment. I did know the difference between my possessives and my contractions though.
Well, when a mummy and a daddy are in love very much, they decide to express it by licking each other in unusaul places.
6 years of experience isnt something to brag about boyo
A mummy?! Oh God the image..
And take her out for Steak Dinner.
"Wave goodbye to your secret crap moron!"
what I meant by noob is that you thought somebody would see humor in wasting his time "dissing" on a submission.
p.s.
Crap, I think were going to hit the other side with our comments soon.
"Red Spai in ze' base!~"
YESH~
2 years of experience isnt something to brag about boyo
oh and Simple=better
I've got my copy of "Oh the Bases You Will Go" reserved
My bad. I hacked into your bank account and bought stuff for myself and I decided I'd leave something for you.
"And then, the true taste of sandvich came through, and the Grinch found the strength of 10 Heavys, plus 2."
Wanna Make out?
~ZTM
uh oh. i feel a push for the edge cooming on ^^
WE MUST PUSH LEETLE KOMMENTS!!!
glad to help :D
This has the potential to become a meme as funny as Wolf jokes…but Wolf jokes must stay; they're far too important and very much irreplaceable.
However, I'm not going to hate on the King as a result of his many distinguished contributions to HALOLZ. Plus, he's thinking originally, and in a time where conformity is rapidly becoming a societal mainstay, keeping it real has become more important than ever. So bravo, King, for sticking it to the man.
Too bad!!!
It already ruined my eye!!
Comment!~
No.
ha, so that explains why i got charged for so many male prostitutes, i was also surprised that they accept debit cards
King?
Yes, bitch.
As in KingofRetards, who made the comment in the first place.
Yeah, well when your grandmother wants to "feel young" again and she threatens to rat you out for hacking, what else can you do but give into her demands?
No thank you :D
its done and sent in to shawn, look to see it in a few days!
(if shawn does that is, no emails back from him yet :( )
No thank you :D
its done and sent in to shawn, look to see it in a few days!
(if shawn does that is, no emails back from him yet :( )
LMAO :D
I made more, depends on if shawn puts em up now : / ill tease the next two
Go Cart Go.
And see if you can guess what i named the other. The book its from is
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs
I made more, depends on if shawn puts em up now : / ill tease the next two
Go Cart Go.
And see if you can guess what i named the other. The book its from is
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs
Hot Mummy on Big daddy action!
Slow motion for the WIN!
If it does, then welcome to the club =b
lol i call him kingo :P
and it would be awesome if it became a meme
yay!
Let me guess
Heavy with a chance of mudkips
u have a meme racc?
also reply to this if you think this should have a tag and be a meme!
*raises hand*
D:
Gotta close my eyes… Gotta close my eyes… Gotta close my eyes….
Lolwut?
sweet, i have inspired halolz arts.
my job is done
*KOMMENTS D:<