Can’t let you do that Spliced Jock

Even deep below the sea in Rapture, Wolf is giving people a hard time!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 15, 2009 · 3:29 AM 
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41 Responses to “Can’t let you do that Spliced Jock”

  1. KingofRetards on July 15th, 2009 7:38 am

    I think Wolf is no match to the big daddy.

  2. Nick Soapdish on July 15th, 2009 10:03 am

    Can't let you do that, Thank you kindly.

  3. Paiv on July 15th, 2009 10:17 am

    Damnit Wolf — seriously no.

    Even that volt of electricity pointing to your crotch won't save your failing career as a lifeblocker.

  4. Paiv on July 15th, 2009 10:18 am

    And just like that, 69 everywhere.

  5. Paiv on July 15th, 2009 10:19 am

    Obviously, I mean, have you seen the Big Daddy's "can't let you do that" skills? They're legendary.

  6. rory_m on July 15th, 2009 11:38 am

    its so suggestive like its calling me

  7. Banette on July 15th, 2009 12:39 pm

    What luck, a Wolf Joke on my birthday.</sarcasm>

    Seriously, Wolf. Stop using electrified splicers to come back to life. Your career is OVER. D:

  8. AuraMaster on July 15th, 2009 1:55 pm

    It's a monster! Kill it! KILL IT! Oh, wait… It's just Wolf O'Donnell.

    ….KILL IT!!

  9. Badonk on July 15th, 2009 2:36 pm

    Cant let you fight that! Big sister.(until next year)

  10. Sigma on July 15th, 2009 2:46 pm

    Wolf doesn't even have the courtesy to give Jock Splicer a reacharound…

  11. Leo058 on July 15th, 2009 3:39 pm

    …Would you kindly not let him do that?

    Congrats on the 69!

  12. Nick Soapdish on July 15th, 2009 4:26 pm

    Thanks. Unfortunately this 69 won't last and the next one won't come around till forever or never. Kinda like being married, ha!

  13. NoirOrion on July 15th, 2009 4:29 pm

    I don't get it

  14. Exploderizer on July 15th, 2009 5:27 pm
  15. MrRaccoon on July 15th, 2009 5:28 pm

    C'mon wolf, you have to train that skill!

  16. Exploderizer on July 15th, 2009 5:29 pm

    No, just no.
    You fail at Wolf jokes.
    1/5

  17. AreUExperienced on July 15th, 2009 8:11 pm

    Damn…first Wolf joke in two weeks, and it falls flat.

    2/5

  18. BlueChameleon on July 15th, 2009 9:53 pm

    Don't quit your day job, Wolf.

  19. Dan on July 16th, 2009 12:42 am

    Disappointing. Jock doesn't rhyme with Fox, and Spliced doesn't sound like Star. Also it looks like the guy is about to crush Wolf'd friggin' head in, so this fails on a number or levels. I like Wolf Jokes as much as the next guy, probably much more so actually, but this fails.

  20. Nick Soapdish on July 16th, 2009 2:42 am

    Hooray for us and our awesomeness!
    I'll be so depressed when I hit 70. Maybe I should post First! So people vote me down.

  21. Wiibejammin on July 16th, 2009 3:15 am

    Next up is Badonk and Auramaster! Who will win!

  22. Badonk on July 16th, 2009 3:39 am

    Win what?

  23. Badonk on July 16th, 2009 3:47 am

    We all know it fails, the comment section is meant for funny comments on the picture, dont like it, rate it down and make a joke!
    /rant
    Good Day Sir!
    *monocle*

  24. Cheat2Win on July 16th, 2009 4:23 am

    You know what? Fuck this shit.

    Wolf jokes are old and unfunny, stop trying.

  25. fmarulz on July 16th, 2009 4:30 am

    how many post I have to do to have green rep points…..
    ohhh. please somebody tell me when my coments are going to be made of win like yours?
    who is the one lucky enough to judge the comments?
    ohhhhhhhh when somebody answer my question?
    I don`t know but the effort is worth it XD
    Oh and congrats in the 69 It would be awsome if u get more than 100 XD ciao

  26. fmarulz on July 16th, 2009 4:30 am

    how many post I have to do to have green rep points?
    ohhh. please somebody tell me when my comments are going to be made of win like yours?
    who is the one lucky enough to judge the comments?
    ohhhhhhhh when somebody answer my question?
    I don`t know but the effort is worth it XD
    Oh and congrats in the 69 It would be awsome if u get more than 100 XD ciao

  27. VulpineHero on July 16th, 2009 1:59 pm

    It's a subtle commentary on global politics.

  28. Sldr on July 16th, 2009 2:13 pm

    I'd be willing to let Jock and Fox slide. That's slant rhyme, a common poetic tool.

  29. Wiibejammin on July 16th, 2009 3:26 pm

    A race to 69.

  30. fmarulz on July 16th, 2009 6:54 pm

    I will be careful and thnx
    now… you who replied to me deserve a +1 XD ciao

  31. Badonk on July 16th, 2009 6:16 pm

    You will be judged by a jury of your peers. (us lol)
    You have already hit green, congrats :)
    points go up if you make a funny comment and we vote you up.
    points go down if you say LOL FIRST!!!11! and we vote you down and kill you.

  32. Badonk on July 16th, 2009 11:26 pm

    happy to help :)

  33. rory_m on July 17th, 2009 5:59 am

    if you look carefully you can see alabama written on the spicer and obama on the gun the wolf is obama

  34. VJoe10 on July 17th, 2009 9:23 pm

    DO. NOT. WANT.

  35. AreUExperienced on July 19th, 2009 10:41 pm

    You know what? Fuck THIS shit.

    Cheat2Win doesn't know what he's talking about. You can't give up on Wolf jokes entirely just because of one poor submission. Good Wolf jokes are hard to make because of how difficult it is to come up with a good rhyme, but when they hit the mark Wolf jokes are some of the funniest things you'll ever find on this website (like this one, my personal favorite: http://www.halolz.com/2008/12/24/cant-let-you-scr… …on a side note, Soapdish, you are the man). I say, KEEP THE WOLF JOKES COMING!!!

    Although a little more regularity in publishing them might be nice, instead of just once a week (or once every few weeks, as it seems to be lately).

  36. Cheat2Win on July 21st, 2009 1:15 am

    Face it, man.

    Wolf jokes were good and funny at one point, but look at them nowadays.

    I mean, sure we've had a few funny ones recently ( like this and this) but let's face it, they've become stale and unoriginal; one submission is just a reupload of another one with one word changed.

    Wolf jokes have become irregular because the well has run dry because there were few things to rhyme with that would make a submission funny and they're just plain predictable. Just let the trend die, already.

  37. AreUExperienced on July 21st, 2009 4:44 pm

    Exactly; the fact that there have been good Wolf jokes lately indicates that it hasn't died yet. Not only that, Wolf jokes don't necessarily have to rhyme; I've seen a few good Wolf jokes that don't.

    Besides, we still have an achievement to accomplish, so Wolf jokes can't die until that day comes, any way.

  38. Cheat2Win on July 22nd, 2009 12:00 am

    Trust me, that achievement thing will NEVER happen.

  39. Cheat2Win on July 22nd, 2009 12:00 am

    Trust me, that achievement thing will NEVER happen.

  40. Kisuke_Moto on February 1st, 2010 6:07 pm

    What the hell…..

  41. uzumakiclan43 on May 28th, 2010 9:58 am

    Splicer (To Wolf): Hey, Kitty-Kat! Bein' nosy, huh? You know what we do to people who are nosy? Huh? No? Huh? No? We cut their noses off!!

    Wolf: Can't let you do-(slice)…oh.

    Splicer: Next we cut your whole thing off. Feed it to my goldfish.

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