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GARRYS MOD - Possibly the only way to morph your penis into a minigun

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GARRYS MOD



Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 13, 2009 · 2:58 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (151 votes, average: 3.56 out of 5)
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47 Responses to “GARRYS MOD”

  1. Acrazymonke on July 13th, 2009 7:04 am

    hes firein his penis

  2. Nick Soapdish on July 13th, 2009 7:37 am

    I see he's erecting his weapon. It looks hard to do.
    He better get ready to pull the trigger for protection cause the enemies coming. Coming fast!

  3. The Silent One on July 13th, 2009 8:00 am

    I c wut u did thar.

  4. aurablade on July 13th, 2009 8:09 am

    now DON'T do that to me

  5. SexyLegs on July 13th, 2009 9:30 am

    :( only 199 rounds (what happens to penis gun when it runs out?)

  6. Taiho on July 13th, 2009 9:51 am

    So… how much does it cost to fire that thing for twelve seconds?

  7. Taiho on July 13th, 2009 9:51 am

    So… how much does it cost to fire that thing for twelve seconds?

  8. Cypher on July 13th, 2009 10:06 am

    Lets see if people can outsmart those bullets..

  9. Sigma on July 13th, 2009 11:19 am

    So, what's the kickback on that baby?

  10. Gustav on July 13th, 2009 11:26 am

    I bet the vibration when firing is awesome.

  11. Burnt Eyes on July 13th, 2009 12:17 pm

    Yes, 'possibly' the only way…

  12. Deadalive on July 13th, 2009 12:20 pm

    Someone must prevent him from letting others swallow!!

  13. BurnoutSpartan on July 13th, 2009 2:14 pm

    All jokes I have for this comment are either:
    *Horribly inappropriate, or
    *Incredibly stupid.

    For the safety of everyone here I will now shut up

  14. MasqueNoMercy on July 13th, 2009 2:26 pm

    i dont know, i wouldnt want to tell that guy that thats a MINIgun…

  15. Courage Wolf on July 13th, 2009 2:58 pm

    You call it AIDs,
    He calls it weaponized semen.

  16. Badonk on July 13th, 2009 3:02 pm

    Dis is my weapon, dis is my gun.
    Dis is for fighting, dis is for fun!

  17. Wiibejammin on July 13th, 2009 3:05 pm

    I hope he pulls out O.o

  18. Blacklink on July 13th, 2009 3:24 pm

    Only 199? Man his sperm count is low.

  19. Sigma on July 13th, 2009 3:34 pm

    It costs 400,000 calories to fire this weapon for twelve seconds.

  20. Sigma on July 13th, 2009 3:36 pm

    It'll be running on empty, of course.

  21. SmepDerp on July 13th, 2009 3:54 pm

    WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!

  22. frencho on July 13th, 2009 4:14 pm

    who touched my gun? 'Cause i like it.

  23. Exploderizer on July 13th, 2009 4:29 pm

    Oh, I acknowledge what you have done in that situation.

  24. meinmattias on July 13th, 2009 5:47 pm

    Shooting blanks?

  25. meinmattias on July 13th, 2009 5:48 pm

    Who needs condoms?

  26. Sigma on July 13th, 2009 7:12 pm

    Locked, cocked, and ready to rock.

  27. KingofRetards on July 13th, 2009 8:57 pm

    It took $400,000 dollars of dick pills in 12 years to have this baby.

  28. Exploderizer on July 13th, 2009 9:49 pm

    The gun is protection enough.

  29. Exploderizer on July 13th, 2009 9:52 pm

    It breaks $200 custom-made condoms at 10,000 packs per minute.

  30. Paiv on July 13th, 2009 10:04 pm

    You guys win so hard.

  31. Paiv on July 13th, 2009 10:05 pm

    Well, I could also morph my penis into a minigun using my Halolz powers, but c'mon; this is wayyy easier.

  32. BlueChameleon on July 13th, 2009 10:28 pm

    Someone looks like they need a Medic behind them!

  33. MrRaccoon on July 13th, 2009 10:53 pm

    My dick is made of steel!
    *obligatory TF2-heavy reference

  34. Exploderizer on July 14th, 2009 12:40 am

    Because Medics do it from behind?

  35. Billy on July 14th, 2009 12:57 am

    YES.

  36. Rikumelenium on July 14th, 2009 1:06 am

    man how many cock pics are there since the hat addon has come out? at least someone was more original and used a minigun instead of a banana and two oranges :/

  37. Sigma on July 14th, 2009 1:18 am

    I've got balls of steel…balls of steel…balls…b-b-b-balls of… balls of steel!

  38. Badonk on July 14th, 2009 2:47 am

    when he pulls out the girl doesn't survive the 500 foot fall to the ground.

    Whoever gets this reference gets a cookie!

  39. Euphitonuim on July 14th, 2009 8:40 am

    Regular combine have their genitals removed.
    I guess the elites have been getting special treatment lately.

  40. fiercedeity on July 14th, 2009 2:42 pm

    If you saw Tokyo Gore Police you'd know there are other ways to morph your dick into a minigun o.0

  41. Sigma on July 14th, 2009 7:43 pm

    I didn't get it. Do I still get the cookie?

  42. Corenator on July 14th, 2009 8:56 pm

    I can only imagine what happens when he buys more bullets…

    ShopPING AS usual, I see.

  43. meinmattias on July 14th, 2009 10:42 pm

    Remember to cock it after reloading!

  44. VJoe10 on July 17th, 2009 9:46 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno

  45. Creja on July 17th, 2009 11:45 pm

    You made joke to…

  46. KingHoboVI on July 20th, 2009 9:05 am

    I see the Combine have been supplied with INTENSE VIAGRA!

  47. Badonk on July 21st, 2009 4:46 am

    Yes, a cookie of DOOM!

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