Headshot Honcho’s soldier is having a bit of a bug problem!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 10, 2009 · 12:51 AM
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Wow. It took the halolz that long to come up with a joke i've been using in my friends server. >.<
Ah well.
Punny pun is punny.
…first?
Anybody that submits TF2 related garrysmoddery but keeps the map on construct should be castrated.
Orly maggots
oh i see what you did there…
but those aren't maggots. those are heavy maggots.
It seems like someone needs a bug spray…
-Ponders on dropping a bug-bomb-
Yeah, seriously. Made that point a while ago.
At least use 2fort. At least.
The point of the joke was the joke itself, not the location, get over the map.
The map has nothing to do with the joke, get over it.
"You maggots make me sick! Look at you, with your tiny little legs, crawling around. The Heavy moves faster than you ladies! Even a Scout would eat you for breakfast!"
I know! I meant to do this but i could never be bothered….
What we really need now is a picture of a huge maggot pointing at a soldier saying "SOLDIER."
Exactly, so why use this map anyway?
Only takes, what, 2 seconds to change the map?
There is no excuse for lazy. Ever. ESPECIALLY not in a video game.
Wait, video games are the main excuse to be lazy!
Captain Obvious is trying for that promotion to major, I see.
Second!
Right, cause you were soo busy.
amirite
Bah too many Soldier sayings that fit this >.< well ill just list em all!
I joined this team just to kill maggots like you!
If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!
I am going to enjoy killing each and everyone of you sorry sacks of scum!
You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants!
We have you surrounded, at least from this side!
You are a spineless worm! You are a mistake of nature! You are walking vomit!
You are a maggot hatched from a mutant maggot egg!
You are all maggots, you scum sucking fruit baskets!
I am going to strangle you with your own frilly training bra!
These aren't your dads puns they're video game puns. TURBO PUNS!!
Wait, video games are srs business?
Hell yeah, it's serious business. I demand that my humorous video game captions be done on the CORRECT MAP.
Well….the man knows what he wants! USE CORRECT MAPS!
I never get over anything. Like that time I was told a joke about a brick wall.
(bad pun intended)
-Ponders on waking Wolf joke to match above comment-
Use the bazooka:
Best
Pesticide
Ever
Yeah, but not even Soldier can kill 333 maggots and get the Grabbin' Grub achievement!
QQ some more, the grubs are from half life 2 ep 2, and the map is based on hl2 content, so suck it.
Ahem. "Get Some Grub".
/asshole
=(
Keep crying, see where it gets you.
No, seriously, keep crying. It might help.
Can't let you infest there!
YEA SUCK IT!!!! But yea it is on the wrong map :D
This.
I am heavy weapons maggot.
And zis, is my new weapon.
*Insert verb here*
Sorry, it's those damn peels jokes!
YOU'LL HAVE SO MANY BABIES. 400 BABIES! GIVE THEM SHOCKOLATE AND THEY'LL BE GOOD AT SPORTS! IT'LL MAKE YOUR BABIES RUN ABNORMALLY FAST. THEY'LL RUN AS FAST A KENYANS. PEOPLE WILL WATCH THEM RUNNING AND THINK THEY'RE KENYANS. THEY'LL RACE AS FAST A KENYANS, THEY'LL RACE ACTUAL KENYANS, AND IT'LL BE A TIE AND THEY'LL BE DEPORTED BACK TO KENYAAAAAA.
Look at all those maggots!!!
Sparta?
Crying is fun. My tears taste like hamburgers
Sorry to rain on your parade, but this is Halolz.
Not Sparta.
CRY SOME MORE