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Cooking Ladies

Huh, I guess Mama isn’t the only video game girl who knows how to cook!
This cool piece of art (for a French video game mag) by Ruth Steen,
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Cooking Ladies

Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 10, 2009 · 1:53 PM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(227 votes, average: 4.61 out of 5)

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Leo058 on July 10th, 2009 5:54 pm

VARIA SUIT DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY.
Nice artwork.
Luka Tuka on July 10th, 2009 6:09 pm

is it me or does the girl left of cooking mama look like she's about to take off her shirt,
eszee on July 10th, 2009 6:26 pm

Proving no matter what else you're good at, be it ass-kicking or being caught by douchebag dinos, all women all belong in the kitchen.
KingHoboVI on July 10th, 2009 6:35 pm

Yes, but I pity the sad, lonely, deprived person who wishes it would come off more.
(not you dude, just sayin)
Leo058 on July 10th, 2009 6:36 pm

No, she's always popping out of her top. It's just that the thumbs-up she's giving makes it look like she's pulling her shirt off.
Gamein on July 10th, 2009 7:08 pm

I like how most of their costumes are incredibly impractical for cooking. I'd keep Mai away from skillets or deep fryers.
1qqqq1 on July 10th, 2009 7:12 pm

It would have been a perfect 5 if Chell had been up there with the cake.
Mogyle on July 10th, 2009 7:24 pm

It's just a cover from a French VG magazine
PhaseMetal on July 10th, 2009 7:30 pm

I can name them all except for the one between Samus and Ivy
MasqueNoMercy on July 10th, 2009 7:38 pm

:D i didnt have to say it!
krajin on July 10th, 2009 7:45 pm

claire redfield
MrRaccoon on July 10th, 2009 7:46 pm

Oh mama! I mean…
Nice artwork, you don't see something like that everyday
WolvenGlory on July 10th, 2009 8:02 pm

Humor - low
Rating - 2
Taiho on July 10th, 2009 8:26 pm

Cosplay Mama.

Also: 69p! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Aaron Hong on July 10th, 2009 9:06 pm

For me it's the brunette with the leek between Mama and Lara Croft.
MrRaccoon on July 10th, 2009 9:09 pm

Greetings, you have achieved Halolz Nirvana
Feel free to wet yourself as KingofRetards
XD
Aidan on July 10th, 2009 9:16 pm

Faith from Mirrors Edge
Badonk on July 10th, 2009 9:16 pm

Thank you Mario! But our Mama is in another castle!
Sigma on July 10th, 2009 9:16 pm

That would be Faith from Mirror's Edge.
Aidan on July 10th, 2009 9:17 pm

Faith is useless at everything.
Sigma on July 10th, 2009 9:17 pm

And she is not a brunette, either.
Sigma on July 10th, 2009 9:20 pm

I'm not sure as to the identity of the light green-haired clumsy woman in the upper left. I want to say Zelda, but I"m not sure.
Synl on July 10th, 2009 9:27 pm

That'd be zelda, ala Wind Waker.
MrRaccoon on July 10th, 2009 9:28 pm

It's zelda, windwaker zelda if I'm right
MrRaccoon on July 10th, 2009 9:30 pm

Now, call me paranoid, but there's someone giving -1 to the most part of commenters <.<
I'm not someone to worry about E-PEEN, but thinking that someone is in the site -1ing you every time is creepy
BlueChameleon on July 10th, 2009 9:36 pm

Faith Leekspin?
BurnoutSpartan on July 10th, 2009 9:37 pm

NO! Bad Aidan!! Go to your room! YOu can come back when you realized how badass Faith is…
BurnoutSpartan on July 10th, 2009 9:49 pm

Just for the helluvit:
Top row (left to right): Zelda (Windwaker style), Samus Aran, Clair Redfield, Ivy
Middle two: Peach, Aeris
Bottom row: Chun-Li, Mai something I don't remember…, Mama (duh), Faith, Lara Croft
Wiibejammin on July 10th, 2009 10:03 pm

Its me! :D FEAR ME!!!

Seriously tho, its probrobly that guy who keeps making rude comments, the one who tried to start that flame war in the L4D2 bonk
Archwright on July 10th, 2009 10:36 pm

Samus is mirror imaged. She's right handed, not left handed. (well, gunned… you know what I mean!)
Justanotherposter on July 10th, 2009 10:50 pm

Finally, somebody sees that all of these women should be in the kitchen making sammiches.
Taiho on July 10th, 2009 10:59 pm

Griefers on mah Halolz? I won't allow it! Hurry my friends, gather the torches and pitchforks! This miscreant must be found even if we must burn every poster at the stake to do it! Let the hunt begin!
Taiho on July 10th, 2009 11:00 pm

She is good for running to the store to pick up groceries.
Badonk on July 10th, 2009 11:44 pm

Ah but the one who starts the mob is always guilty! Off with Taiho's Head!
Paulrus on July 10th, 2009 11:46 pm

Ivy brought some nice cantaloupes, as always.
Paulrus on July 10th, 2009 11:47 pm

YOU'RE A TOWEL!
Master_Vir on July 10th, 2009 11:56 pm

I can identify atleast 7 people there other than Mama herself.
MrAsher on July 11th, 2009 1:10 am

Peach had BETTER be cooking that cake she promised Mario!
Leo058 on July 11th, 2009 1:12 am

Someone's been -1ing me too.
Not that I care too much about mine, but someone having a vendetta against me isn't something that I want to stay ignorant about.
Leo058 on July 11th, 2009 1:16 am

Acrazymonke, or something like that, if I remember correctly… OFF WITH HIS HEAD! We will determine if he was guilty or not afterwards, in classic old England fashion.
OrionX on July 11th, 2009 1:51 am

I thought the second bottom row girl was Kasumi from Dead or Alive. It's entirely possible I'm wrong though.
SirCannonFodder on July 11th, 2009 2:34 am

It was done like that for the cover, if you follow the link in Shawn's comment, you can see that the original is right-way-round.
fmarulz on July 11th, 2009 2:34 am

what, are u a nihilist ?
masterluigi452 on July 11th, 2009 2:44 am

Nice artwork that's one
also a good crossover.
i liked peach one because i think she is about to bake a cake for Mario.
fmarulz on July 11th, 2009 2:50 am

hi ppl Im new XD nice art. I hope to be of help to the ppl of halolz XD ciao
BurnoutSpartan on July 11th, 2009 3:19 am

The cake is a lie.
BurnoutSpartan on July 11th, 2009 3:23 am

Whoever's out there doing it, know this: It is immoral and wrong. We will find you, and we WILL get our revenge…. >_<
MrRaccoon on July 11th, 2009 3:25 am

Yeah! If someone is going to -1 us it must be for bad comments, innapropiate humor and saying first, no for just posting…
I SAY WE RIOT!
MrRaccoon on July 11th, 2009 3:26 am

No no no, looking for responsibles is wrong, let's just riot and destroy the plaxe :3
MrRaccoon on July 11th, 2009 3:26 am

I call for riots, they are a great family activity
MrRaccoon on July 11th, 2009 3:28 am

Welcome to you and your inocense (sp?) :3
Be careful, most of us got a ride to hell here
Badonk on July 11th, 2009 4:25 am

i dont know….will there be cake?
MrRaccoon on July 11th, 2009 4:29 am

Do you like the taste of vendetta?!
Then yes, my friend, there'll be a lot of cake ò_ó
TomaccoFarmer on July 11th, 2009 6:05 am

hahah no matter what he does, MrRaccoon's flowchart would lead to "RIOT!"
Acrazymonke on July 11th, 2009 6:30 am

itsa not me and dont blame me for anythin else because all i do is post when i think its needed
Acrazymonke on July 11th, 2009 6:31 am

its not me and dont blame me for anythin else because all i do is post when i think its needed
also i was attacked by the -1 guy on my first post
fmarulz on July 11th, 2009 6:32 am

thnx but I got a pass with all the luxuries to hell when I was five years old XD
to much traumatism….all the blood O.o
ciao
Badonk on July 11th, 2009 6:39 am

Now now now, no one is pointing fingers *hacking cough* Shawn*Hacking cough*
We will find this troll and will bring the full power of halolz on his head!

MrRaccoon, i will follow you in your crusade for justice, but so help me God if i dont get that cake there will be two -1 guys!
>8(
Badonk on July 11th, 2009 6:54 am

Welcome to the fold, Fmarulz, There's refreshments up front, pools in back. Watch for Taiho tho, he can be… grabby at times.

also sorry for all the child abuse!
Gustav on July 11th, 2009 8:42 am

yay Aeris came back from the dead to cook for you!
Leo058 on July 11th, 2009 12:13 pm

…Are you talking about the -4 you had when you said "wOOt first"? 'Cause that's not unusual.
Leo058 on July 11th, 2009 12:14 pm

It's been obvious since the 90's.
lol4ever on July 11th, 2009 1:00 pm

wtf is going on here?!
Leo058 on July 11th, 2009 3:53 pm

It's Mai, but I see where you're coming from.
fmarulz on July 11th, 2009 4:34 pm

normaly. all of those must resive punishment from somebody right?
I wish there where a ban thet says: "can`t let u post that(insert name here)" for all the ppl who do that XD ciao
Leo058 on July 11th, 2009 4:54 pm

Welcome, good sir!
frencho on July 11th, 2009 4:55 pm

this teaches you that no matter how much ladies you hire to cook, the cake will always be a lie.
Joeybeta on July 11th, 2009 5:32 pm

Soooo much lies to cook.
Exploderizer on July 11th, 2009 5:35 pm

I will get my wig!
Exploderizer on July 11th, 2009 5:37 pm

RUN! SHIELD YOUR VIRGIN EYES!
Exploderizer on July 11th, 2009 5:41 pm

BOOOOOBIEEEEEEES…
Aidan on July 11th, 2009 8:07 pm

Okay, she can knock out a heavily amoured guard with a gun with a single kick, fair enough….
Badonk on July 11th, 2009 8:38 pm

We cant call Wolf in just yet, that comes once we find the bugger. For now everyone grab a flamethrower, its Spy check time!
fmarulz on July 11th, 2009 8:53 pm

thnx ppl u r gonna make me cry XD
It`s good to be here XD ciao
BurnoutSpartan on July 12th, 2009 2:48 am

Vendetta tastes like chicken boiled in the blood of our enemy, which isnt as good as people think.
Ryu_Bonkosi on July 12th, 2009 12:49 pm

Welcome and congratulations, you have passed the point of no return. Be sure to check out the Church of Falcon. And stay away from Wolf…for obvious reasons…
MrRaccoon on July 12th, 2009 1:43 pm

You know, if you grab soe money and go to a supermarket, you'll be able to get all the cake you want <_<
Badonk on July 12th, 2009 4:46 pm

Their cake is a lie…
frencho on July 12th, 2009 5:48 pm

Mmmm…chicken…i'll get my E-Peen sword, let's star the RIOOOT!
Kinockun on July 12th, 2009 10:12 pm

so it's a spy then?
Badonk on July 12th, 2009 11:38 pm

If its someone you cant see, its either dementia setting in, or a spy.
Mike on July 13th, 2009 3:02 pm

Didn't you hear? The cake was a lie!
Mike on July 13th, 2009 3:03 pm

wtf? those replies weren't there before… either way, I'm way late with the jokez oh noes!!!
Mike on July 13th, 2009 3:08 pm

If they had a Cooking Mama game like that, I would buy it.

Also, I don't think Samus can cook. She doesn't seem to me like the type who would have learned that.
mckillyoface on July 16th, 2009 3:48 am

Get out before it's too late.
mckillyoface on July 16th, 2009 3:51 am

I'M IN
Juke on July 26th, 2009 7:39 pm

at some point in the game aeris gets a frying pan lodged in her back
FALCON PAWNCH! on August 1st, 2009 5:14 am

*instert other subject here* THATS MAMA LUIGI TO U MARIO *epik laugh* (:D
DClaw on August 9th, 2009 4:48 pm

Get back in the kitchin!

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