
I wanna knee… the very best!
Like no-one ever waaaaas!
To pawnch them is my real test…
To kick them is my caaause!
Awesome texture hacked screenshot AND classy lyrics by Dhragen!
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(268 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)






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Sweet zombie Jesus! Did you know the site has over 2,000 lolz? 
I love the song you put with it, I think it enhances the lol quality =p
Ability – "YES!" Your Attacks are Super Effective, regardless of type.
At last! The angels of the Falcon make themselves known!
Adding the cosplay tag to this would've made me chuckle a little more.
I love this texture <3 super cute falconchu >=O
duuuude!! Thats sweet texture hacks!
Man, this gotta be one of the most awesome pics I've ever seen!
And gotta say, he looks badass!
The captain should be proud… YES!
what an improvement. the pokemon franchise could learn from this pic
This is what happens when Captain Falcon catches pokemon
Song is from some old flash video, cant remember the name. but the texture is awsome.
5/5 for pic
3/5 for claiming he made the song up
The caption on the picture fails, but the lyrics and texture are amazing. 4/5
Falcon… THUNDERPAUNCH!
Show me your Chus!
PIKA PUNCH!
but…but…..i thought it was SUPER PIKACHU!? has..has smashtam lied to me!?
ok i- i seriously dont know this time
You can see the limits of the Wii if thats the best texture they can pull. . .
Falconchu! Gotta punch them all!
My GOD!!!
Give me a Falcon that can call down Thunder and I'll pwn j00 all. Even more than if I half-ass it with Sonic.
Nice texture hacks bro.
Though I can't help but think that Blaziken would suit this better.
Yeah, yeah I know, Blaziken wasn't in Brawl, but think of all the similar moves Blaziken has: Fire Punch, Sky Uppercut, Blaze Kick….
All ranting aside, this is still a great pic. 4/5.
Well i like it =]
What has science done?!
Of course, this is just the beginning.
33 more characters to go!
Dude does Captain Falcon actually have his own face printed on his back? I never knew that until now.
Gotta catch 'em all! Falconmon!
¯\\(ºдಠ)/¯
class indeed. Captain Falcon + small animals + kids show lyrics ftw
if a Falconchu uses Taunt, would it reveal the opponent's moves?
FALCONCHU is the only Electric-type Pokemon that can use Fire Punch. <.<;;
*headsplode*
If their moves included their heads exploding due to its sheer brilliance, then yes.
YES! Finally a priest for the Falcon Church!
Any relation to Sonichu?
>.>
<.<
*head explodes*
you ever try making a texture before? it is harder then a 15-year old watching baywatch.
also, if you seriously think that this n64-esque texture is the best you can get with the wii, then you don't know it supports 480-p.
Team Rocket's blasting off again!
For the greater good, let's hope not.
That is one UGALIE BOIWD.
YOURHEADASPLODE!
Yay, more Picasso ASCIIs!
*star twinkle*
Pokedex Entry:
Captain Falconchu
#453
Electric/YES!!! Type
A mysterious creature known to solve its problems through flaming punches and kicks, usually exclaiming either its name (i.e. CHU PAWNCH!!!) or the word "YES!!!" while doing so.
4/5
Dear god, i really hope not
I made the lyrics not Dhragen. Dhragen made the texture only >:U
@Beelzebub: It's actually because Pikachu's textures are really lo-res, considering most of his body is, well, yellow.
You're right; we could start a whole series of Captain Falcon/Smash Bros. Character hybrids! Just think of the potential…Captain Wolfcon, Captain Firby, Linktain Falcon…the possibilities are endless!!!
NO WAI
Picture of tramadol 93….
Canine tramadol….
Don't forget Blaze Kick ;)