
Randy Da Silva is gonna have some trouble finding a weak spot on that giant Heavy!
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Categories: Cray-Z Crossovers, Growth Spurt, Heavy Weapons, PC, Playstation, Shadow of the Colossus, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (40 Comments) |
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(191 votes, average: 3.49 out of 5)






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"Mr. Spy, I don't think your knife is sharp enough. Or your… 'horse'."
how would you knock him over, maybe you shoot his sanvich and he falls over an cries, then you can strike for massive damage
ummm… why?
although this gives me an idea for a L4D version
DAMNIT im going to have to buy a new laptop and L4D for the computer and garys mod… sigh… i hate this site… making me spend so much money :-(
Colossus is credit to team!
"Nice mount Mr. Spy, but not even a cardboard cow can outsmart gigant bullet"
"Nice mount Mr. Spy, but not even a cardboard cow can outsmart giant bullet"
Ehh…it's okay. It made me laugh a little.
3/5
On a side note, what's up with all the TF2 submissions lately? This is, like, the fourth TF2 related submission in a row.
The horse in Shadow of the Colossus wasn't that sharp either. Honestly a cardboard cow would often be a vast improvement.
Now instead of it costing $400,000 to fire the gun for two seconds it cost $4,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.
…We're going to need a much bigger knife.
I don't know if you've ever played SotC, or if you have ever hunted for white tailed lizards, but let me interject that your horse will quite often jump in the way of your arrows. A cardboard cow would presumably stand still, making it the superior mount.
Sweet concept, poor execution. I give it a 3 for guts. Guts that the SPY will be bathing in soon.
I have never played, but thanks for the info, now I'll have more respect for cardboard animals :)
aww, i liked agro… or argo… aggo? … the horse
Aw, It could've been done so much better. When I saw the headline I was picturing the Scout climbing him with a bat.
Riding a thing that looks like a cow backwards – somehow this looks like a spin on the old Don Quixote legend or maybe Baron Munchausen that I hadn't heard of…
Isn't it made of level 4 sentry parts?
Here's a hint (It's the back!)
You should've went Sniper.
Forget that crappy cow! Use the sword van!
"Look at you itty bitty tiny men running away from Sandvich."
The head! Go for the Head!!!THE HEAAAAAD!!!!!1111eleven
Aggro did sh1t for me. D: He was useless! Anyway, that new game from team ico(Is it team ico? ) looks like the sh1t. Can't wait.
No. This most definitely like a job for an army of engineers. Get him distracted, then build Level 4 sentries.
Then what are they going to do about the giant invisible Spy?
Did you know you can kill Agro? It's like the game's secret ending since it means you can't get to the final boss.
And hit the colossus in it's weak spot with a bat? I'd stick with the guy with a sharp and pointy object. That said, many of the bosses would be much more fun if your bow did useful damage like the sniper's rifle. It'd take those 17 minute battles down to a few seconds.
I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my weapon.
She weighs 250,000,000 kilograms…
Shadow of the Colossal is fine too.
Even though I Understand your language I still don't know what the fuck your saying!
YOU FAIL!
*Headshot*
'I JUST BAGGED THE WORLD'S FATTEST MAN!'
Positively brilliant.
Elaborate on this "poor execution"?
Better? Or is it just bad because it wasn't what you wanted it to be?
WHO TOUCHED SASHA!
TF2Chan is way ahead of you: http://www.tf2chan.net/gmod/src/124442240530.jpg
Now Spy, you sneak behind him and backstab his head clean off.
YOU ARE SO TINY! ITS FUNNY TO ME!
Clever but poorly executed. 3/5
Obviously make a team of gargantuan Pyros to deal with him.