
You know what Wolf, that’s cool. Honestly I hope we never get that achievement! I mean could you imagine 1,000 Wolf jokes? We’re already running out of ideas!
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Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Sweet zombie Jesus! Did you know the site has over 2,000 lolz?
(4.88 out of 5)
But you must Achievement Whore it! YOU MUST ACHIEVEMENT WHORE IT!
Can't let you Whore that Cypher……..
50/1000 jokes preformed
Can't let you grind that, Achievement Whore.
51/1000
C-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!
Well, It's like re-inventing ourselves 20 times with fresh jokes…
Wolf over there. KILL THEY ASS.
Seriously, needs more clever Wolf jokes.
I agree. Somebody should go through the comments, find all the wolf jokes. We've got to be closer than just the number of 'cant let you X that, Y' submissions.
I agree. Somebody should go through the comments, find all the wolf jokes. We've got to be closer than just the number of 'cant let you X that, Y' submissions.
I, for one, nominate the creator of this achievement.
Wait…
does this wolf joke count as the 49th or the 50th?
IT'S THE METAWOLF JOKE!
OH MY GOD, MY BRAINS EXPLODING!
"Can't let you do that, logical paradox."
*Twitch…drool…*
Can't let you [verb] that, [noun]!
Can't let you [verb] that, [noun]!
52/1000
Can't let you combo break that, combo breaker.
53/1000
By this virtue, we'd have to count all the random "Can't let you do that" comments people have posted in the past. We are much better off than the pic gives us credit for.
My question is, who went through the site and counted them all?
I can't let you have that…life, Codemaster525
This is the highest rated Wolf joke on the site, and it didn't even rhyme!
Can't let you generalize that, English major.
54/1000
Nah, I don't think that's all the jokes n the site, If my no right calculation is right… we have more than 100 wolf jokes. Now, someone who thinks vacations is about going to the beach in a MMORPG, we need you counting this, now!
Can we do it? YES WE CAN. *buys a bunch of stickers for vandalism-related purposes/submissions*
Oh fuck that we have to have more than 49 wolf jokes!
And why isn't Wolf getting Falcon Punched?!?
I have a fever, and the only prescription is more FALCON PUNCH.
Can't let you not let him do that.
55/1000
Man, Wolf really is "Not letting us do that"! Last time this kind of image came up, we were in the 4 or 500's!
(The "Make 1000 Wolf jokes" achievement has come up before, go look!)
Can't let you not let him not let him do that
56/1000
i CAN let you not let him not let him do that :P
I like that Idea! Shawn, we need Wolf stickers suitable for pasting on streetlights and overpasses!
I like that Idea! Shawn, we need Wolf stickers suitable for pasting on streetlights and overpasses!
There have 52 previous Wolf Jokes. And this one was already done.
http://www.halolz.com/2009/01/14/wolf-tf2-achieve...
Can't let you allow that, Daifuku!
58/1000
Can't let you reply that, Leo.
59/1000
Can't let you count… screw it. Good job bringing the facts, you get plus one.
Lol, these jokes are awesome X3
Oh god, make it stop!
Boy, I like that idea too, too much damn win!
Can't let you have that, WolvenGlory
60/1000
Can't let you get 61 wolf jokes, halolz.
61/1000
wait a minute……..
Actually, I counted all the ones on the site when I made it. The problem was I posted this along time ago and as soon as I sent it, he posted a few more wolf pics.
TWSS.
I did that, but Shawn posted another one when I sent it in.
I sence a new meme for that last sentence.
But someone gotta count all Wolf puns inside pics, like the ones said here!
There'll be a counter! And that counter shall be you!
HALOLZ WANTS YOU TO LOSE YOU LIFE AND COUNT THEM!
DO IT FOR US SOLDIER!
Screw you. I was bored.
It would sell more than toilet paper…Wolf Toilet Paper! It would say "Can't let you wipe that."
I only counted the pics. Thats what realy counts.
Cant let you wait that, kirbyownsyou97!
Cant let you tell kirbyownsyou97 what to do Wolf!
Wolf sick bags! "Cant let you spew that!"
MY BRAINS…
On these:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thu...
Can't let you park there, Star Fox!
C-c-c-combo breaker (again)
IDEA:
To generate more Wolf jokes (for the sake of this lousy achievement, no other reason), we need to use an idea given to us by our Shawn July last year, referring to the Wolf stickers:
"God, so awesome. I think once these are available online I’m going to do a contest where you stick this somewhere funny and send in a photo and the best one gets a prize or something."
Buy these stickers and put them somewhere funny, bros.
IDEA:
To generate more Wolf jokes (for the sake of this lousy achievement, no other reason), we need to use an idea given to us by our Shawn July last year, referring to the Wolf stickers:
"God, so awesome. I think once these are available online I’m going to do a contest where you stick this somewhere funny and send in a photo and the best one gets a prize or something."
Buy these stickers and put them somewhere funny, bros. Then take a picture and submit it!
That actually is a really good idea. I think I'm going to go order ten packs of Wolf stickers right now just for that very purpose.
On a side note to people who say "no more Wolf jokes," that's pretty much the same as saying no more Falcon Punch jokes or no more "PEELS!!!" jokes. I think we can all agree that that's ridiculous; like Falcon Punch and "PEELS!!!," Wolf jokes are the bread and butter of this site and the day nobody can come up with a new Wolf joke is the day that HALOLZ will no longer be on the web. I think we can all agree that that would be a terrible thing, so please, keep making Wolf jokes, for HALOLZ's sake.
That actually is a really good idea. I think I'm going to go order ten packs of Wolf stickers right now just for that very purpose.
On a side note, to people who say "no more Wolf jokes," that's pretty much the same as saying no more Falcon Punch jokes or no more "PEELS!!!" jokes. I think we can all agree that that's ridiculous; like Falcon Punch and "PEELS!!!," Wolf jokes are the bread and butter of this site and the day nobody can come up with a new Wolf joke is the day that HALOLZ will no longer be on the web. I think we can all agree that that would be a terrible thing, so please, keep making Wolf jokes, for HALOLZ's sake.
That actually is a really good idea. I think I'm going to go order ten packs of Wolf stickers right now just for that very purpose.
On a side note, to people who say "no more Wolf jokes," that's pretty much the same as saying no more Falcon Punch jokes or no more "PEELS!!!" jokes. I think we can all agree that that's ridiculous; like Falcon Punch and "PEELS!!!," Wolf jokes are the bread and butter of this site and the day that nobody can come up with a new Wolf joke is the day that HALOLZ will cease to exist. I think we can all agree that that would be a terrible thing, so please, keep making Wolf jokes, for HALOLZ's sake.
Can't let you combo break that again, mckillyoface!
Wow, the comments, like, broke.
Can't let you have fixed comments, myself!
64/1000
I take that as a challenge.
We should have a Wolf Week marathon.
Can't let you count that wrong, 16Bit!
66/1000
We could post them on peoples'(?) girlfriends, just to mess with them.
As mentioned by someone previously, we should have a Wolf joke meter.
Can't let you say that Exploderizer
67/1000
C-c-c-c-c-comment breaker!
Can't let these comments get any more flipped out, Halolz!
69/1000
Wolf underwear! "Can't let you screw that!"
Can't let you prevent that, Shieldman.
70/1000
I'm helping!
Can't let you not let 16bit count that wrong.
68/1000
Actually, that would be Wolf chastity belts.
Cant let you post more replys, 16 Bit!
71/1000
Can't let you prevent the prevention, 16bit.
71/1000
You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
I wonder, how often you can reply, until your post will be crushed into this tiny spot…
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Great, guys. YOU BROKE HALOLZ.
:D
It seems 30 is the absolute maximum on readable consecutive comment replies. And things start getting effed up around 15. Looks like we learned something, Halolz comment team!
We break the system!!!!! XD
Dohoho, that slaps me on the knee.
Wow, I forgot about that… that is a good idea! I must have been a genius back then!
WE MUST PUST LEETLE SCROLL BAR!
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I wonder what Wolf is hiding…or overcompensating for?
The More You Knoooow…..
WTF D:
..and knowing is half the battle!
What I want to learn is how many replies it takes to kill a page.
cant let you recenter yourself, comments
Wolf fleacollars! "cant let you bite that"
get one for your wolf today :D
It must be done. Continue the thread!
Whoever finds out what this comment says can have a cookie.
lolwhut
Go Go Go!
NOW THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO SEE.
We are breaking time and space!!!!!
Lolyea. :D
YES SIR!
Now we have to face… THE DOOR!
We're getting there!
I lol'd.
Pie.
And now? What shall we do now?
Won't let me go further Wolf?
after this huge quest to achieve an achievement, we have unlocked an unexpected ones:
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED-Break the Comments
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED-Learn Something about Comments
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED-Unlock Achievements Over The Internet
What have I done?!?
What have I done?!?!!?!
DO IT MAGGOTS
OFF THE SIDE!!! OFF THE SIDE WITH IT!!!
WOOO!
Can't let you read that!
70/5000
i hope i didn't miscount….
"I'll put this in the Trophy Room, with the others!"
ACHIEVEMENT REVEALED: Bring the Halolz server to it's knees. Again.
We must unlock this.
ACHIEVEMENT REVEALED: Bring the Halolz server to it's knees. Again.
We must unlock this.
It could be just like the Jack O' lantern contest! Make it official, post it on the front page.
We're going to tha "Darkest side" of the page :D
Bad joke
I have it, twice, both my submissions caused a down to the servers =P
ALMOOST THEEEEERRRREEEE
We should have Wolf Sick bags! " Cant let you spew that!"
Condoms!
"cant let you screw that!"
AWESOME.
We're outta our vector!
Me too, Falcon Prayer killed it's comments page. But everyone deserves some credit for that one.
So did "Fist punch, chapter XII" and "The anti falcon" or whatever the name was. Man, only church of falcon submissions do that, it's kinda scary 0_o
Here's to chaos, Halolz!
Then i serious'd.
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
i bet everyone's going to be willing to go back a few pages just to continue this huge comment chain.
There we go :D
PUSH IT PUSH IT PUSH IT
I want to see how long it takes to crash Halolz.
Just one thing:
Shawn, I'm not paying anything if the site crashes =b
Save yourself the trouble, I'm favoriteing the page.
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I reply for SCIENCE!
Breaking the system iis fun!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Can we stop now?
WE MUST CRASH THE ENTIRE SITE.
Tonight, we dine, in our dining room!!
But tomorrow, I'm thinking Arby's.
How can we count how many replys it takes to crash the page if the page is broken?
SHUT UP AND POST MOAR
Whistle while you post. (Fails at whistling)
Pink Spartan! your new job is to look on every submission for the words " I lol'd" then reply "Then I serious'd"!
MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Falcon Punch
100th REPLY FUCKING WOOOT
AHHH WE CANT LET THIS DIE! KEEP POSTING!!
keep it up people!
Can't let this thread die, Halolz!
71/500
Something goes wrong with these comments…
What are you waiting for? Lets kill halolz by posting stupid comments ; )
a test of webpage physics again!
LET'S BREAK IT!!!
Outta our vector!!!!
Cant let you stop this, Riot
Cant let you read this, comment
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Yay more retardedness.
must…go…FURTHER!!!
cant let you do that, Badonk
:D
Stop fixing the comments, you!
What the fuck… ?
He is faking : (
He is faking : (
Fuck the what.
Dont stop! Believing!
Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world..
Come on guys!!!
Continue this only epicness in Halolz!!!
Masterluigi452 says it so!!!
So OBEY!!!!!!
Also, curse you riot!!!
you've ruined the line breaker!!!!
Holy crap!!!
Did you know that all these epicness made my computer crash???
I guess a computer that has 511MB of Memory useage and 75GB can't handle the epicness of halolz…
Yeah…
It's a crap computer that I am using…
I seriously need to upgrade my computer…
Who agrees that I need to upgrade my computer??
CANT LET YOU DIE, COMMENT CHAIN EXPIREMENT.
ummmmm…………..lost count.
uhh 545 perhaps??
What have we became?
What HAVEN'T we become?
Bubble gum!
"Can't let you chew that!"
WHAT'S THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT THEIR COMMENT LEVEL????
I'M HELPING
OH GOD WE'VE GONE TO HYPERSPACE
Shit! cant let you stop replying, Halolz!
about 76/1000, I believe.