Wow, uh… my brain just broke. [SHUTTING DOWN]
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 22, 2009 · 11:54 PM
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Enough tags Shawn? I honestly haven't watched this video yet. But I will when I have the time. For now….I'll just rate a 5 out of 5 for Shawn saying his brain exploded. Haha.
WHERE ARE YOU EPISODE 3?
i couldn't even finish it
…
What
. . .
What
suck. fail…suckfail.
Lame takeoff of Full Life Consequences.
Bleh. Terrible.
Meh. Could've been better.
Entire video is strange!
*puts monocle*
Indeed my good sire
:D
*head implodes*
It never existed, it'll never exist…
EPISODE 3 IS A LIE
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! >:D
Why am I suddenly tempted to make a Gmod video from your rant?
his voice just made it horrible. that aside from teh furry bashing
I have no idea, but that would be awesome. And better than this.
Yeah! Please do it, it would make a great submission
My brain simultaneously imploded and exploded, the result was some kind of cottage-cheese like substance coming out of my nose. Thank god Louis isn't around, cause I need to pop some peelz.
*head-desk*
owww my head hurts is that normal?
it's happening to all of us. there's simply too much fail for our minds to handle
+1 for the new avatar. :P
The cake is a lie, but a Portal Gun is a cake… Which means the Portal Gun is a lie…
WHAT ELSE IS A LIE?!
A funny informational video about the internet? Can it be done?
My brain shut down from the crappy audio and stupid attempts at jokes.
This infestation must be halted at any cost! And I know just how to do it! Assuming that the cost is many many boxes of shotgun shells.
And a shotgun.
I can't…this is….just…bad. I realize it is supposed to be bad, but this is just bad. Not "so bad it's good," or "so ridiculously bad it's hilarious." This is so bad, it's…pathetic…no, wait…terrible…no…I will come up with a word to describe this video.
It's horripatheterriblamecraptacular!
Shh, quiet group! Observe carefully: What we have here is the Common Internet Leech in its natural habitat. The leech will find a popular video, meme, or something else beyond his boundary of creativity to make, and then attempt to copy it, try too hard and make it too long, and disappoint the Internet as a whole. This one seems to have found a decent supply of food from the Garry's Mod Biosphere: The Half Life: Full Life Consequences Series! And now he's studying it enough to get the style, but not enough to not bungle the execution. After he watches it a final time, the sad little creature that will never find popularity or mainstream acceptance proceeds to begin writing, in this case an over-the-top retarded script, whose jokes on ironic self-depreciation actually make this painful to watch, which will be later complemented by equally cringe worthy animations, which he pretty much had to do by himself, since he has no friends or anyone else that could help him. After a small chance at recognition that he will inevitably blow, the Common Internet Leech will fade back into the shadows, wait for the next big thing to strike, and restart the process, ignoring or being unable to fulfill other necessary tasks like the prorogation of the species.
He blew up Wolf! If Wolf can be put into G-mod then I expect a "Can't let you sap that, Spyfox" submission in the near future.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT JUST HAPPENED
Am i the only one who found that funny? Well funny because it was ridiculously stupid and the furry bashing XD
That was one of the most randomly funny videos I have ever seen!
'and it was tough crap for G-man because he fell to his doooooooooooommmmmmmmm'
Ur not the only one! I loved it! Yay for all the people that liked this video!
m/(o.o)m/
aka, napoleon dynamite bad, not nacho libre bad
Crikey… She's gorgeous!
That was such crap.
"Wait this isn't a faux-dive… This is a real dive!"
EPIC FAILUR. that was awful, ( but then again my submitions were awful so ) i really shouldn't be talking
I thought it was making fun of Full Life Consequences. Because after the first episode of that, the rest all pretty much sucked.
It can if you do it in TF2
Meet the Internet
Heavy: I AM HERO *logs on*
Engineer: DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT
i liked it :3
but what do i know, im a gay little furry, mirite furfag bashers?
The joke is a lie
If only wolf was there to prevent the guy to make this terrible video. Captian Falcon is sad now.
ow. i got hedake.
The entire video is one sentence.
The fuck?
The furry bashing… dear GOD I love it…
But… as a side note… I believe it has gone far too long without me saying this…
THIS
IS
NOT
FURRAFFINITY!!!!!!!
O_o Oh god! How do we destroy it?
I am ashamed of you Shawn……why would you torture us like this? We're your fans! :'(
Haha, oh wow.
I stopped watching by around 00:11.
sheet mother of god….im still trying to figure out what made me not turn it off…
It gets delayed every time someone makes a Gabe Newell fat joke.
Come one, this video IS purposely bad. He made the epic 'Left 4 Farts' for crying out loud.
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Also, exploding Wolf around 3:49.
CANT LET YOU DO THAT, KITTY0706.
Well at least it lived up to the failure tag
Lawl; I don't have a plus one but you do….Friggin Shawn abusing his moderator privileges.
While I must commend you for your powers of observation, and the clever idea of naming your temp account after Mr. Irwin, I must remind that no members of this species has been 100% certified as "female". It's always better to use he as opposed to she, as it most likely is the former.
i found it odd enough to be enjoyable!
AAAGGGHHHHHH!!!… my…h..e.a..d…just …came…out …my …A..N.U…S!!!!!!!!
You can get ride of one, but it's impossible to destroy a entire specie, more if they breed as fast as a game's popularity increases and the cheap entertainment gains places more and more importants into the dumb internet comunity (please remember not all internet users are dumb). As you say, erradication is mostly impossible, mostly due to people that still enjoy this kind of entertainment, and as we know: as long as someone wants it, it'll exist to satisfy this someone"
Excuse my spelling, my english is silly
They're waiting to release it with the "Off Shade of Red Box", which will contain Half-Life: Episode 3, Portal 2.0, and the Engineer update.
Halolz > 4Chan
The key is to isolate him from anything decent. Then the creature will attempt to make something original, realize no one actually likes what he makes, give his defeation cry of "Fuck this shit", and uninstall all of his movie making tools.
Keep in mind though, these beings have the ability to appear seemingly from nowhere, so complete eradication is nigh impossible.
i think my brain just exploded…….
Fail. that's all that needs to be said, this guy failed in the worst way, Why did they even post it on Halolz? isn't Halolz about lolz relating to videogames? how is that funny?
One of the most consistent phenomenons found in the comments section in Halolz or indeed anywhere on the Internets is someone making an argument and presenting as proof a counterargument. If "Left 4 Farts" was skillfully produced that would be evidence toward the claim that this video was the good kind of bad. Really it's just the same random crap that anyone could throw together, giving credence to the claim that it's author is just some random person or worse.
I'm of the philosophy that there are several distinct circles of the Internet, and some sites overlap. Halolz is on the overlap of the Penny Arcade and Cheezeburger Network circles, that is to say anyone who enjoys one or both of those sites might enjoy Halolz. 4Chan is it's own circle, where this video and Left 4 Farts belong. I'm sure lots of people enjoy them, but here on Halolz more people are just irritated by this sort of thing. Halolz is outside the 4Chan circle and this causes problems anything from that circle enters. Two different cultures have different definitions of "epic" and diametrically opposed views on what is good. This leads to everyone voting either 1/5 or 5/5 for the exact same reasons.
What the hell?
NO! NO GAY FURRY YIFF SEX BUTTSECKS!!! BAD! I CONDEMN YOUUUUUU!!!
*CoughhackIhavealwaysbeenafurrycoughcough*
Ahem… does anyone have a Ricola?
NO! NO GAY FURRY YIFF SEX BUTTSECKS!!! BAD! I CONDEMN YOUUUUUU!!!
*CoughhackIhavealwaysbeenafurrycoughcough*
Ahem… does anyone have a Ricola?
THERE WE GO, THERES THE FOXYMAYO WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE!!!
*CoughweknowyouraclosetfurryCough*
*coughHACKHURRGHACKahmyfuckingthroatcough*
EDIT: GAY FURRY YIFF SEX BUTTSECKS!!!
The portal gun isn't cake. This should be obvious. As a side note, while the line "The Cake is a lie" is rather famous it may come as surprise to someone who hasn't played Portal that it is untrue. The cake is real, it's just that the player was never going to get a slice because… just play Portal! It's a great game and you owe it yourself. It truly is, as Ben Croshaw claims, "…the most fun you'll have with your PC until they invent a force-feeback codpiece."
Good thing you're wrong, otherwise I might have taken you seriously.
Meh, i've seen worse.
2/5 because I could tolerate it, and it could have been a LOT worse. Rip-off or not.
YES!
I mean, that was awesome speech
GAY FURRY YIFF SEX BUTTSECKS RULES ALL!!!
*ahem* Sorry, i don't know what came over me… i think i need to burn myself now…
What the fuck is a ricola?
GAY FURRY YIFF SEX BUTTSECKS RULES ALL!!!
*ahem* Sorry, i don't know what came over me… i think i need to burn myself now…
What the fuck is a ricola?
EDIT: Since my internet is a bitch, idk if this is a multi >_<
um…really not that funny
Quite possibly the strangest, cheapest, most asinine attempt at humor I have ever seen in my life. Why, then, have I been laughing at this for fifteen straight minutes? I don't know, but I don't care; it's funny as hell and that's what matters.
5/5
Quite possibly the strangest, cheapest, most asinine attempt at humor I have ever seen in my entire life. Why, then, have I been laughing at this for fifteen straight minutes? I don't know, but I don't care; it's funny as hell and that's what matters.
5/5
I agree with TalkingBidoof this video is a crappy attempt to copy HL: Full-Life Consequences. Also, Kitty0706 is DEFINITELY a furry.
LOLNESS! Expressions were funny as heck.
Uh… sorry for the spam, guys. The connection screwed up.
I feel ashamed for laughing. *hangs head*
But laugh I did.
Hard.
I think it was the changes in voice that really set me off, though, like at 1:10 -- "'how r u?' suddenly… appeared… on the screen!"
I blame furries for this.
This is the best thing I've seen in HALOLZ so far, and yes, I've been following this site for a few years.
+5 cool points for the maker of this film.
I just one an internet!
Inspired by TalkingBidoof’s rant, which made me laugh:
Common Internet Leech
———————————-
Genus: Homo Patheticus
Habitat:
The Common Internet Leech has been spotted from the temperate wilds of DeviantART to the suburbs of Newgrounds, to the rolling hills of Halolz, and anywhere in between. Notable is 4chan, where the Leeches congregate in mass numbers.
Lifespan:
Leeches generally live around 20-25 years, but this is a vague figure. By this time, the Leeches usually, but not always, outgrow the confines of their lifestyle.
Characteristics:
Leeches are noted for their explicit lack of talent, which causes them to seek out memes, video or audio, or text postings that they may attempt to mimic in order to gain themselves a modicum of credit or “lulz”. A truly original work is beyond the scope of a Leech’s understanding.
Breeding:
Leeches are considered repulsive by the majority of the Internet community, but unfortunatly, continue to breed, possibly asexually.
CAUTION: If you feel a Leech is in the vicinity, leave the area quickly and quietly. Do not attempt to communicate with the Leech, and DO NOT attempt to discuss the Leech’s “work” with it. Leeches are sensitive on this subject, and can become hostile if provoked. Many a poor Web-citizen has been found with a complete neurological shutdown instigated by the incessent jabbering noises that a Leech can produce.
But Paulrus makes you wonder…
I swear that was John Freeman walking to wards the fallen camera @ the end.
OMFG MY BRAIN IS DEAD! DEAR JEWISH ZOMBIE! PLEASE, NO!
I had cake after watching this. it was black forest cake or something like that :P