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THE COPS



Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 19, 2009 · 11:07 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (290 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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Awkward Moments, Creepy/Spooky, Disturbing, Motivational, Nintendo, Photo Op, Systems, Wii

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60 Responses to “THE COPS”

  1. ph00tbag on June 20th, 2009 3:12 am

    I'd hit it.

    I know he's like 80, but I'd hit it.

  2. Exploderizer on June 20th, 2009 3:15 am

    ARE OH EFF EL SEKOND.
    Also, ew.

  3. Exploderizer on June 20th, 2009 3:17 am

    Will I go to Hell if I laugh at that?

  4. Happy on June 20th, 2009 3:46 am

    Kids, there's nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like! But if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's NO GOOD.

  5. FBSword on June 20th, 2009 3:48 am

    What, no "Adult situations" category?
    Or…"Bad Ideas"
    Or "Can't let you do that" (not in the pic, but could be…)
    Or "Serious Business"?

  6. Shawn Handyside on June 20th, 2009 4:02 am

    Hmm… I'm too tired to pick out good tags tonight… I'll fix it later!

  7. NoShoe4You on June 20th, 2009 4:24 am

    With the sick and twisted minds here at halolz, it makes me wonder what kind of game these two are playing on da wii… O_O

  8. MrRaccoon on June 20th, 2009 4:28 am

    Did he touch you here?
    Did he do this?
    What about this? *barglebarglebargle*

  9. Lekonua on June 20th, 2009 4:30 am

    Shawn, an adult got you INTO that situation!

  10. Paulrus on June 20th, 2009 4:37 am

    Sitting on a park bench…. dooo doo doo…

  11. Paulrus on June 20th, 2009 4:37 am

    Sitting on a park bench…. dooo doo dooo…

  12. Random_Man on June 20th, 2009 4:43 am

    I Lol'd mainly ecause of the look on the old guys face. I mean the girl is like 'Yeah this is fun =D' and the old guy is like, 'You think that's fun, just wait for what I have in mind for you later >D'

  13. Joshy206 on June 20th, 2009 4:44 am

    On the DS they have Warioware Touched! and Touch Dic…

  14. Don on June 20th, 2009 5:20 am

    lol, funny how the old guy's not even looking at the screen.

  15. LOLCUNO on June 20th, 2009 5:24 am

    Call the cops! That poor old man is being forced to play video games!

  16. MrRaccoon on June 20th, 2009 5:42 am

    WIN!

  17. d on June 20th, 2009 4:15 am

    I lol’d hard

  18. t47 on June 20th, 2009 8:25 am

    There’s a reason the Wii is so popular with young children AND old men.

  19. Random_Man on June 20th, 2009 4:44 am

    I Lol'd mainly because of the look on the old guys face. I mean the girl is like 'Yay, this is fun =D' and the old guy is like, 'You think that's fun, just wait for what I have in mind for you later =D'

  20. eszee on June 20th, 2009 9:37 am

    You know she's gotta be doing that back-and-forth, up-and-down waggle with the Wiimote while he memory-checks his Viagra storage (still good.)
    On a side note--where's his right hand?

  21. Paiv on June 20th, 2009 9:43 am

    Yes you will, and I will see you there. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

  22. Paiv on June 20th, 2009 9:43 am

    Show me on the Mii where the bad Grandpa touched you…..

  23. Paiv on June 20th, 2009 9:45 am

    I'd also hit it. With a cast-iron baseball bat.

  24. King Narutoast on June 20th, 2009 10:32 am

    ha. sonic cartoon refrence

  25. Anonimous on June 20th, 2009 10:38 am

    Wait, is that his right hand in his pocket?

  26. TehVortex on June 20th, 2009 11:39 am

    Oh Shi-

  27. Name Goes Here on June 20th, 2009 1:02 pm

    lol it seems like he doesn't even HAVE a right hand x)

  28. meinmattias on June 20th, 2009 1:10 pm

    Ah, I acknowledge what you did there.

  29. Bchild on June 20th, 2009 1:23 pm

    Hey, he doesn't even need viagra, he has a wiimote!

  30. Oliver Bark on June 20th, 2009 1:32 pm

    Spah's groomin' mah daughter!

  31. Vabolo on June 20th, 2009 1:56 pm

    Or is he just happy to see her?

  32. Caelun Niveus on June 20th, 2009 2:16 pm

    He has a right hand, it's just reaching "around" her

  33. Steve on June 20th, 2009 3:23 pm

    Eying little girls with bad intent……. doo do do do doooo……

  34. Kritrawkets on June 20th, 2009 3:26 pm

    Hey aqualung!

  35. codemaster525 on June 20th, 2009 3:57 pm

    Now did he use the Wii remote glove?

  36. kirbyownsyou97 on June 20th, 2009 4:00 pm

    awesome reference is awesome

  37. Badonk on June 20th, 2009 4:35 pm

    He's making her play with his wii! o,O

  38. FrEEz on June 20th, 2009 5:08 pm

    A very distubing PSA from sonic ._. Seriously what kid wants to hear that from a cartoon character? Unless it was Homer Simpson :D Or Peter Griffin.

  39. Someguy on June 20th, 2009 5:57 pm

    OHNOES
    SOMEONE CALL 911!

  40. Aitherion on June 20th, 2009 6:49 pm

    Yaranaika??

  41. eszee on June 20th, 2009 7:03 pm

    I think that's his right hand on her breast. Thus why one has obviously grown more that the opposite…

  42. Disappointed on June 20th, 2009 3:04 pm

    Carcinogenic.

  43. BlueChameleon on June 20th, 2009 10:07 pm

    So what do you do?
    First you say no, then you get outta there!

  44. VJoe10 on June 20th, 2009 10:38 pm

    Random_Man is Random.

  45. BurnoutSpartan on June 21st, 2009 1:03 am

    Old Man: After we play with my Wii you wanna play Sexbo-I mean Xbox?

  46. Leo058 on June 21st, 2009 3:26 am

    …Don't tempt people, or a Wolf edit may be made.

  47. dekuskrub1 on June 21st, 2009 3:28 am

    I NEED AN ADULT!! I NEED AN ADULT!
    i'm an adult
    I NEED A DIFFERENT ADULT!!!

  48. razo2 on June 21st, 2009 10:05 am

    Old man says,"Wii,thank god for Nintendo"
    Girl says,"Nintendo *ucked me"

  49. KingofRetards on June 21st, 2009 6:52 pm

    My name is mud.

    (person who get's the reference wins a cookie)

  50. GreggD on June 21st, 2009 9:02 pm

    NO! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

  51. Slicvic on June 21st, 2009 10:53 pm

    Well if you wanted to get specific, it'd be an aluminum bat. Then your name would be Mud. Now wers mah dayum cookeh?

  52. mckillyoface on June 22nd, 2009 2:15 am

    I'd hit that with a Falcon Paunch.
    If I could do that.

  53. Corenator on June 22nd, 2009 4:50 am

    Guns don't kill people…Grandmothers let out of the kitchen do!

  54. KingofRetards on June 22nd, 2009 1:05 am

    You win two cookies. One for getting it, and one for correcting it.
    http://www.connersvine.com/wp-content/uploads/200…
    http://www.sallybernstein.com/food/columns/zonis/…

  55. DamianDisturbed on June 22nd, 2009 3:01 pm

    Playboy Mansion for the Wii

    That is all.

  56. G1d3on on June 23rd, 2009 4:30 pm

    Or he's looking for the Nunchuk that she just happens to be sitting on…
    "I didn't know that you could find stuff easily with your palm facing up, grandpa!"

  57. G1d3on on June 23rd, 2009 4:31 pm

    Sorry, but there aren't any nearby…

  58. Naved on June 24th, 2009 4:17 am

    Uh…where is his other hand positioned O,o ?

  59. AreUExperienced on June 30th, 2009 10:19 pm

    Once again, Nintendo fails in their attempt to establish a cross-generational appeal.

    5/5

  60. lol on July 31st, 2009 11:17 pm

    Shes jerking his control

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