ABSTINENCE PROGRAMS - $15 per month is a small price to pay to keep your son’s virginity

It’s 2am. Do you know where your children are?
Oh that’s right, they’re in front of the computer, raiding Naxxramas.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 18, 2009 · 12:08 PM 
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Blizzard, Motivational, PC, Serious Business, World of Warcraft

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55 Responses to “ABSTINENCE PROGRAMS”

  1. HollowsRus on June 18th, 2009 4:15 pm

    Lolz -- "World of Warcraft: Preventing teen pregnancy and STD's since 2004"

  2. Someguy5031 on June 18th, 2009 5:27 pm

    I wondered why my parents were supportive with my playing of WoW…

  3. Banette on June 18th, 2009 5:32 pm

    It's funny 'cause it's true. Heh.

  4. Hirofox on June 18th, 2009 5:33 pm

    See, this is a joke I've been using since WoW became so mainstream that it's pretty much all that stream consists of.

  5. AuraMaster on June 18th, 2009 5:39 pm

    World of Warcraft: All the fun of sex without any of the sex!

  6. Don on June 18th, 2009 5:46 pm

    Kinda ironic that I saw an ad for a nerd dating site underneath that xD

  7. Aaron Hong on June 18th, 2009 5:52 pm

    So the soccer moms won in the end…

  8. Badonk on June 18th, 2009 6:08 pm

    side effects include: increase in masturbation, loss of sleep, drop in grades, pale or sickly complexion, sensitivity to sunlight, chronic role playing, purple makeup, may cause excessive ERPing with random night elves (warning most are 12 year old boys), and constant rash.

    Please see a Doctor if any of the following occurs as it may result in patient gaining a life: increase in outdoor activities, more then 48 hours away from computer, Sun tan, Condoms in wallets, or increase in hygiene.

  9. NERVana on June 18th, 2009 6:11 pm

    Blah… Getting sick of these jokes.

  10. MrRaccoon on June 18th, 2009 7:01 pm

    And this is how we solve world's overpopulation

  11. G1drake on June 18th, 2009 7:45 pm

    what about people who pay 45 bucks for.. "more"?

  12. Aidan on June 18th, 2009 8:48 pm

    Their right biceps will be very developed, however.

  13. Paiv on June 18th, 2009 8:52 pm

    My names not Sparta…

  14. Leo058 on June 18th, 2009 5:33 pm

    Ah, a clue, Sherlock!
    My 300th comment? This is madness!

  15. codemaster525 on June 18th, 2009 11:07 pm

    Wish pikachu knew about this in the last pic.

  16. BurnoutSpartan on June 19th, 2009 4:40 am

    We stopped the sons, but WHAT ABOUT THE DAUGHTERS? O_o

  17. McStabYou on June 19th, 2009 5:41 am

    This poster used to be hanging in my schools art room XD

  18. meinmattias on June 19th, 2009 3:11 pm

    WoW declined my credit card. Perhaps it knew…

  19. Halo on June 19th, 2009 3:36 pm

    Or get a gf

  20. lil_LeLuen on June 19th, 2009 5:47 pm

    so wait.. all i have to do to loose my virginity is stop playing WoW ?!

    *runs to the interwebz to cancel account*

  21. Vstrike on July 26th, 2009 2:03 am

    this picture is older than the internet

  22. Bex on July 27th, 2009 11:37 pm

    HOLY CRAP that's hilarious XD

  23. Xyonas on August 5th, 2009 2:56 am

    Shutup my Nightelf Priest could totally get some hot gnome chicks if he wanted to!

  24. LEGOMuncher on August 9th, 2009 8:36 am

    HARHAR I DON'T PLAY WOW OR EVEN KNOW HOW AN MMO COMPLETELY WORKS SO I'M GONNA STEREOTYPE THAT ANYONE THAT PLAYS THEM CAN'T GET LAID OR HAVE A LIFE BECAUSE IT'S NOT SSBB!!!

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