SIEGE TANK RUSH - WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

Sorin was sick of the classic zerg rush… so he decided to take the idea to the next level!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 17, 2009 · 5:05 AM 
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72 Responses to “SIEGE TANK RUSH”

  1. Zink120 on June 17th, 2009 4:25 am

    YES! THIS IS AWESOME!
    Now I wanna break out some SC, but I've lost my two button mouse… :[

  2. Da Noob on June 17th, 2009 9:30 am

    WHAT THE FU….. *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

  3. Makinporing on June 17th, 2009 9:43 am

    If one of those tanks explode, then there will be a chain reaction,and THAT will be awesome.

  4. Taiho on June 17th, 2009 10:29 am

    *Ahem* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Where is your precious build order now Korea?

  5. RE_TVirus on June 17th, 2009 10:29 am

    That's terrifying. To land units.

  6. Rockdio on June 17th, 2009 5:31 am

    "We're about to drop the hammer, and disepense some indiscriminate Justice!"

  7. Bulletproof Moon on June 17th, 2009 10:53 am

    I don't need god, I just need one wraith.

  8. Another person on June 17th, 2009 11:01 am

    never underestimate the power of the haxor

  9. HollowsRus on June 17th, 2009 11:04 am

    *wets self*

  10. Beelzebub on June 17th, 2009 11:49 am

    But ho, what is that sound? "Nuclear launch detected!"

  11. Aaron Hong on June 17th, 2009 12:29 pm

    They're more likely to artillery each other like that. Even the cheat code doesn't protect them.

  12. Slicvic on June 17th, 2009 1:15 pm

    When you see it, you'll shit pylons.

  13. Nick Soapdish on June 17th, 2009 1:30 pm

    muahahaha I'm going to rush your base with siege tanks!
    er…. just give me like an hour or two to build all of them.

  14. Leo058 on June 17th, 2009 1:41 pm

    WHO SINDS BABIES TO FIGHT ME?!

  15. Psychopatrick88 on June 17th, 2009 1:48 pm

    *Watches one mutalisk fly in and just peck away at them*

  16. codemaster525 on June 17th, 2009 2:39 pm

    Bet Chuck Norris could stop that.

  17. RoboRed on June 17th, 2009 2:55 pm

    My god is hiding behind the couch, because he wet himself.

  18. Creja on June 17th, 2009 3:16 pm

    Your fucked son….

  19. Hirofox on June 17th, 2009 3:22 pm

    I do something similar to this in Halo Wars. I just distract the enemy forces with weak battalion after weak battalion while I manufacture a mighty Grizzly army out of sight and out of mind of the Covenant. Out of mind, that is, until they lose theirs while trying to hold back around 70 or 80 high-power tanks with what little resistance they have left.

    … I swear I must be channeling General Patton.

  20. Hirofox on June 17th, 2009 3:22 pm

    I do something similar to this in Halo Wars. I just distract the enemy forces with weak battalion after weak battalion while I manufacture a mighty Grizzly army out of sight and out of mind of the Covenant. Out of mind, that is, until they lose theirs while trying to hold back around 70 or 80 high-power tanks with what little resistance they have left.

    Patton would be proud.

  21. Lien on June 17th, 2009 3:34 pm

    All i can say is… That little open spot, in the middle of all these tanks? Yeah there's a lil'zergling buried there. Now watch what happen when he unburrows.

    Boom.

  22. Lekonua on June 17th, 2009 3:42 pm

    I have an uncontrollable urge to send a Ghost in there to nuke 'em all.

  23. Deadalive on June 17th, 2009 3:47 pm

    They're going to kill your computer ^^

  24. Lobo on June 17th, 2009 3:49 pm

    I gots me a scout! Game over for you.

  25. Ghost on June 17th, 2009 4:09 pm

    Nuclear launch detected. (Did somebody call for an exterminator?)

  26. WolvenGlory on June 17th, 2009 4:53 pm

    With all those tanks on the other side of the map, his base is pretty defenseless.

  27. MrRaccoon on June 17th, 2009 5:01 pm

    This gives a real meaning to "all your base are belong to us"

  28. JayMastahFlexx on June 17th, 2009 6:38 pm

    "Carrier has arrived…"
    "Carrier has arrived…"
    "Carrier has arrived…"
    "Carrier has arrived…"
    "Carrier has arrived…"
    "Carrier has arrived…"
    "Carrier has arrived…"
    "Carrier has arrived…"
    "Carrier has arrived…"
    You are truly fucked.

  29. KingofRetards on June 18th, 2009 12:08 am

    O SHI- works very well with a moment like this.

  30. Soggywafflz on June 18th, 2009 12:26 am

    Such a waste. a bunch of guardians/mutas can take care if them. also… if u rushed with a ton of lings… the splash damage from the tanks would kill their own tanks

  31. Kal on June 18th, 2009 2:11 am

    *Nuclear Launch Detected*

    Good luck finding the dot with that many things there…

  32. Anonymous on June 18th, 2009 4:56 am

    I note that these tanks are all deployed in what appears to be an empty corner of the map. I don't know if that makes it funnier or not.

  33. anonymous on June 18th, 2009 5:12 am

    and yet all if takes to destroy them all is ONE air unit…

  34. Word on June 18th, 2009 9:41 am

    I'm just gonna pump Scourges until you can't see shit and not select your tanks anymore HAHAHA

  35. mrsunshine028 on June 18th, 2009 9:43 am

    Deploy a single Zealot into the middle of the fray with a shuttle… " I Do This For Aiur" all hell breaks loose as the tanks fire at themselves from the inside creating a wonderful display of fireworks mmm nice

  36. Colonel Ramski on June 18th, 2009 12:25 pm

    Goliaths would have been better.

  37. Link_09 on June 18th, 2009 1:08 pm

    IDENTIFY TARGET
    DESTINATION?!
    ORDERS SIR
    de-lighted to SIR!
    Not enough vespene gas.

  38. frencho on June 18th, 2009 6:57 pm

    The Tanks have 0 kills…fuck, that's like a hungry bear.

  39. Zhen on June 19th, 2009 3:37 am

    You know, I honestly don't see those fully-sieged tanks "rushing" anywhere.

  40. Banette on June 19th, 2009 6:34 am

    SIEGE TANK RUSH, KEKEKEKE.

    Although, seriously, it wouldn't work all that well if a couple dozen Ghosts came their way and started using Lockdown.

    … *walks off to play StarCraft*

  41. anon on June 19th, 2009 3:51 pm

    Wheres Waldo

  42. Falru on June 19th, 2009 8:50 pm

    IDENTIFY TARGET!

  43. masterluigi452 on June 20th, 2009 4:09 am

    for your groups of sige tanks, i salute you sir!!

  44. RunawayDanish on June 20th, 2009 6:29 am

    When suddenly, SCOURGE RUSH!….
    o wait….

  45. Corenator on June 22nd, 2009 4:42 am

    If Bill saw those, there would be no end…

  46. Mythar on August 26th, 2009 5:56 am

    Calling down the thunder… didn't you see the little red dot?

  47. Kerta on October 13th, 2009 7:29 pm

    God is in the skies, where those additional pylons payed off in the massive fleet of carriers heading your way…

  48. Qman20 on February 6th, 2010 5:33 am

    lol just one waith and pwnage…..that would suck cause thats like 100000 mins and 100000 of vespane for 150m and 200v resource fail…not to mention how log it would take to build them………..

  49. Sr_Pantalones on March 15th, 2010 1:31 am

    I have one word to correct all this….

    *nuclear launch detected…*

  50. _Twitch_ on August 4th, 2010 2:28 pm

    Suddenly: seige tanks. Thousands of them.

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