DEDEDE PAWNCH!

Well… he is a bird. I guess it’s only natural he’d figure the attack out eventually!
Screenshot by Tajtehninja

DEDEDE PAWNCH!

Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 5, 2009 · 10:04 PM

(167 votes, average: 3.17 out of 5)

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F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Fists of Fury, Kirby, Nintendo, Special Attacks, Super Smash Bros, Wii

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VJoe10 on June 6th, 2009 2:12 am

Looks more like Grope or Pupper Hands.
Lulwat on June 6th, 2009 2:16 am

DeDeDe: "What happens if I touch -"
Captian Eff: "NOOOO NOT THE FALCON-NIPPLE!"

And thus, the most epic purple nurple in history. Who new that's where Falcon stored his power?
The Anti-Villain on June 6th, 2009 2:30 am

dede's power comes from his pimp-ass robe
MrRaccoon on June 6th, 2009 3:09 am

Be careful! While you try to dodge that attack he'll charge his hammer!
Paiv on June 6th, 2009 3:13 am

Wait Dedede Pawnch? I thought this was a Phail Punch.
Leo058 on June 6th, 2009 3:15 am

Seconds later, Dedede was wiped from existence via pawnch.
meinmattias on June 6th, 2009 3:31 am

The counterattack is none other than the infamous "Falcon Thrust."
meinmattias on June 6th, 2009 3:34 am

Shoop-da-whoop.
Jackal Lantern on June 6th, 2009 4:16 am

Trying to turn the Almighty Falcon's own attack against him? MADNESS!!! BLASPHEMY!!! SPARTA!!! Such a heinous crime shall result in imminent eternal banishment to the depths of the flaming pit that is the Dark Master O'Donnell's lair.
toiletmunger on June 6th, 2009 4:38 am

Whoa! 2 PAWNCH!-related pics in one day? That's like a new record or something!
LOLCUNO on June 6th, 2009 4:43 am

Shut the fuck up about falcon punch, it isnt funny.
Bloodmarth on June 6th, 2009 5:39 am

Should have been "Penguin PAWNCH!"
AuraMaster on June 6th, 2009 12:54 pm

Since penguins don't have fingers, let alone fists, wouldn't it be more like a Penguin flipper slap?
Deadalive on June 6th, 2009 7:49 pm

VS Falcon Penis…
Poor DeDeDe
BlueChameleon on June 6th, 2009 9:30 pm

This is for YOUR SON!
anonymous on June 7th, 2009 12:18 am

falcon almighty will pawnch him to nothingness for committing such atrocious heresy!
LOLCUNO on June 7th, 2009 4:10 am

He was not very good at blocking the previous message.

Or this one.
DarkSpeedZero on June 7th, 2009 1:10 am

This = Dedede
Dedede = Penguin
Penguin + Falcon = Fail
Fail + Falcon Pawnch = win
This = win!
8D
unknown on June 28th, 2009 10:04 am

dedede f*uck in the ballz
Masterluigi452 on July 20th, 2009 1:47 am

I wonder if this punch is effective on Falco…
BSS on July 31st, 2009 8:28 pm

This = fucking stolen.
DClaw on October 27th, 2009 7:10 pm

Even if DeDeDe could master the falcon punch it would still lack the power to do any significant damage to the victim. The original is "untainted" and has the power of 9001 memes infused into Captain Falcon's fist.