With our powers combined!
By Sylph One
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 30, 2009 · 12:42 PM
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Problem: It wouldn't make a Spartan shit his pants. The spartan would just blow it up, business as usual.
I AM TIRED OF THESE MOTHER FUCKING WRAITHS ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING SCARAB.
Exactly what I thought when I read this in my RSS feed, Mr. Jackson.
Yeah, I know. I just needed something catchy. Also, "positively".
WTF!!!
I was hoping for StarCraft humor!
It's less likely than I thought!
just run and shoot at it. its wut the whole game is about. run and shoot
I dont get what is funny?
OK good, so I wasn't the only one that noticed that, lol.
That's not nearly as intimidating as two Scorpions on an Elephant.
… That sounded wrong.
Spelling fail
Your comment reminded me of this:
http://www.halolz.com/2009/05/21/hey-baby-wanna-k…
Foolish Covenant, NOTHING can make SPARTANs shit themselves.
Awesome!! Got to love funny crap like that.
I don't get it, what is it?
Only Problem I have with it is knowing that it probably would be the Spartan who drove it up there in the first place.
theres a small tank on a big tank
Don't you just love all the pictures submitted by kids who are afraid to swear on the internet?
the pic is funny, yea, but I'm tired of that
I find the censorship aspect funnier than normal swearing, to be honest.
I laugh more when there's a bleeped curse word instead of the someone just saying
"And now he's here to fuck us!"
It's the unexpected that's funny.
Hot wraith on scarab action?
But that's only 'cause they got their butts augmented into additional gun.
Then punch. Don't forget the punch! How could you win with just bullets??
Indeed, starcraft humor would be great.
I'm "possitive" this would not turn out right.
2 scorpions, 1 elephant… damn it! now i won't be able to fire a tank for years to come!
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"It's a machine made of weapons, with weapons that fire smaller weapons"
With our powers combined, I am Captain Planet!
Do I detect a hidden furry reference?
Barely see it.
Oh great, now there's gonna be an even grimmer parody of 2girls1cup >_<
Your into THAT???
And here I thought Scorpion on Scorpion was freaky…
LMFAO
I have to say: Shitting yourself in spartan amour would suck in ways that are yet unknown to mankind.
uhhh i do fine with just bullets *fires spartan laser*
I was kinda hoping "accept" would be spelled "except". And that the picture would be funny. And not a motivationnal poster. And that the caption would start with, "Can't let you do that," and would end with a few funny words related to the picture, riming with, " Star Fox!". And that I learned I was actually the genetically engineered offspring of Chuck Norris and Mr. T 's genome, which was used to empregnate a wolverine riding a motorcycle with a leather vest. But hey, this submission isn't the worst thing I've seen on this site.
only a problem if it's the purple wraiths with the AA gun., cause we all know hornets pwn scarabs.
I still want to know how the hell they managed to do that!
kinda gotta quint, its at the top left of the tank, what looks like a cannon is a tank, however it does look like its fused together…
yea, starcraft humor, like… a starcraft MMO LMAO
Parp
Where's FoxyMayo when we need him?!
Rule 41: No matter what it is, it is someone's sexual fetish. no exceptions.
god help us if he adds a ghost
Well I don't, but that sure explains a lot about you.
Now, if only they could get a prowler and a ghost together, they could hook up and form Voltron.
THAT should have been the caption.
I agree
I'm pretty sure a certain physicist with a strange aptitude for firearms would be able to take it down like nothing though.
What no "when you see it you'll shit bricks" comment?
How curious.
That's what she said.
Yo dawg, I herd you like tanks so we put a tank on yo tank so you can pwn while you pwn.
Run or shoot…
Run, or SHOOT????
BOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brakabrakabrakabrakabraka ROAAAARRRRRR! (smash)
His meme concentration is over 9000!
i dont get it…. is it because there is a wraith hidden on a scarab, or just because its so freaking huge?
Would said physicist be a mute?
Possibly. he might also have a crowbar
Spamtastic!
Noodles on your back?
I accidentally your comment. Is that bad?
WIN.
You forgot the army of Hammer Brutes.
If the words "masturbated to" are between accidentally and your, then no, it's normal.
Man, that SO should have been the caption…
Hot Wraith on Scarab action! *BRICKED*
i concure
Pffft. So I get delayed, what….10 more seconds while pelting it with the Scorpion's main gun from a distance?
form scarabtron… but where does the sword go? volton had one, and so did EVERY power rangers combined zord
yaay, im comment 69,greatest numbre ever.
but…how the hell did they put the wraith over the scarab?
That is so over used now. Not win, and it was proper that it was NOT the caption.
Not "Win"
"Yo dawg, I herd you like tanks, so we put a tank on yo takn so you can pwn while you pwn"
OR are you saying that the "Yo dawg" thing is overused, because if it is, then it is the fucking diet coke of over used. (see, I just said something more overused right there)
Sword? Pah… Scarabtron fires sword-wielding Megazords as ammunition.
lmao hahah
do you not know what halo 3 is? did u stumble here or something?
Spartan love?
Why shoot, when you can Falcon Punch?
Would said physicist be Chuck Norris?
(Chuck Norris is the answer to all questions in life?
how did it get on to the scarab in the first place?
I bet one of the 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 fucking phantoms on that level dropped a wraith while the scarab got there and it landed on the scarab. i hate that level. too many explodies.
Your all insane…
Has nothing on 10 Scarabs, 10 scarabs!!!
you mean another scarab
With your powers combine, all your base is now mine!
(Wow. Captain Planet IS good for something!)
(Also, THAT RHYMED! 2 for 1!)