“SWORD VAN”

Ah the sword van. A pitiless, elegant killing machine. The Bender of the 15th century.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 26, 2009 · 11:55 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (335 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)
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Backstab, Head Shot, Heavy Weapons, Moving Violations, PC, Playstation, Sequential Art, Sneak Attack, Stabbey Stabbey, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Weird, Xbox 360

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42 Responses to ““SWORD VAN””

  1. MK1K on May 26th, 2009 3:59 pm

    I lol'd.

  2. AuraMaster on May 26th, 2009 4:20 pm

    As with the case of the DS, sometimes the code name can be the actual product.

  3. ChitterChatter on May 26th, 2009 4:45 pm

    Heavy: "New weapon is good!"

  4. yggdrasil325 on May 26th, 2009 4:53 pm

    If that was all the spy could find out, he must not have been a very good spy at all!

  5. MasqueNoMercy on May 26th, 2009 5:21 pm

    go get'em pyro! im sure that metal chassis is no match for fire!

  6. MrRaccoon on May 26th, 2009 5:23 pm

    The last panel, I can actually hear the engineer screaming like in rayman's rabbid rabbits
    "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"

  7. Caelun Niveus on May 26th, 2009 6:24 pm

    Probably had Pyros everywhere to keep it a secret.

    "Many Bothan Spys died to bring us this information."

  8. FrEEz on May 26th, 2009 6:33 pm

    I just saw a drawn comic about this a few days ago. I can't remember where, since i pulled it out of google images :/

  9. SteelthewolfX on May 26th, 2009 2:04 pm

    Fighter would be proud.

  10. Leo058 on May 26th, 2009 7:30 pm

    Simple codename is simple.

  11. MasqueNoMercy on May 26th, 2009 8:03 pm
  12. G1drake on May 26th, 2009 8:07 pm

    this….is…….WIN!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. Shawn Handyside on May 26th, 2009 8:11 pm

    Oh shit, this was one of KC Green's strips? I can't believe I missed it… I love his stuff!

  14. codemaster525 on May 26th, 2009 8:47 pm

    SWORD VAN IS CREDIT TO TEAM!

  15. Gamegeneral on May 26th, 2009 9:03 pm

    Engineer says "Whar id the isotope?"

  16. Guest on May 26th, 2009 10:53 pm

    That spy shat bricks before his death due to the sheer amounts of domination; there's no other logical explanation.

    I mean, just look at what the building is made of.

  17. Vabolo on May 27th, 2009 12:11 am

    Wait, wouldn't it be called the Nintendo BS then? :D

  18. Vabolo on May 27th, 2009 12:12 am

    Engineers can't double-jump, BUT-THEY-CAN-DANCE!

  19. Vabolo on May 27th, 2009 12:13 am

    What if we made van-chucks instead?

  20. Doomwaffle on May 27th, 2009 1:06 am

    WHO SINDS BABIES TO FIGHT ME????

  21. BlueChameleon on May 26th, 2009 10:14 pm

    Gordon Freechman says "UIt is been stoled!"

  22. Paiv on May 27th, 2009 2:39 am

    SHAWN! Give credit where credit is due. Put ze link of KC Green's comic's in the caption! NOAW!

    God. I can't believe I just harassed Shawn Handyside. Mi sorry.

    *kisses Shawn's toes*

  23. Paiv on May 27th, 2009 2:46 am

    Damnit the Red Team won't stop f**king over the Blu Team. First the Spy f**ks the Scout's mother…..and now…eww….

  24. Andy on May 27th, 2009 2:59 am

    Did the KC version come out first or did this?

  25. MrRaccoon on May 27th, 2009 3:26 am

    o_e

  26. Zach The Maniac on May 27th, 2009 4:01 am

    ZING!

    -ZTM

  27. Someguy5031 on May 27th, 2009 5:21 am

    It cost 1,000,000 dollars to drive this baby for 12 seconds. Price of gas still very high.

  28. Allen on May 27th, 2009 11:56 am

    KC version came first, I'm linking it as soon as I find it.

  29. SlicVic on May 27th, 2009 9:00 pm

    Does Red team has Sword Van -> Yes -> RAGE QUIT!

  30. RoboRed on May 27th, 2009 5:06 pm

    Yet another fine example of the wonderous things that can be produced with the power of Gmod. (is remeinded of the SCIENCE halol)

    Also, engie's face at the end is priceless.

  31. SteelthewolfX on May 27th, 2009 9:51 pm

    HELL YES.

  32. DarkSpeedZero on May 27th, 2009 10:23 pm

    If that was his tongue, then I would've….

  33. DarkSpeedZero on May 27th, 2009 10:24 pm

    He is heavy weapons guy….
    and that, indeed, that is his weapon..

  34. Creja on May 27th, 2009 11:34 pm

    @chitterchatter
    Heavy:New weapon is good!
    *Spy drops sapper*
    Heavy/engi together:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!111oneone11eleven11!!!![{Ps:Its like three in the morning so im dog tired right now}]

  35. kingddd on May 28th, 2009 12:34 am

    old comic is old.

  36. RoboRed on May 28th, 2009 4:24 pm

    You…broke the text barrier…0_o

  37. Twhit on May 28th, 2009 6:07 pm

    Yeah, it's funny, but totally stolen from KC Green:

    http://rumblo.com/cc/comics/cc-tf2.gif

    He really ought to be credited somewhere on this.

  38. Neko on May 29th, 2009 8:24 pm

    this was stolen from 4chan's /v/ board, give them credit

  39. Hardboiled Lobster on June 6th, 2009 9:09 am

    I hate sword vans

  40. AreUExperienced on July 21st, 2009 7:37 pm

    The last panel alone makes this hilarious.

    5/5

  41. Exploderizer on July 21st, 2009 8:54 pm

    The van's totally like "BLOW ME, NOW, BITCH."

  42. stfu on September 9th, 2009 2:36 pm

    4chan doesn't deserve to be treated fairly.

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