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SURPRISE ABORTION - GOUKEN PAWWWWNCH

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SURPRISE ABORTION



Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 16, 2009 · 1:10 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (194 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)
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Capcom, FALCON PAAAANCH, Fists of Fury, Motivational, Playstation, Street Fighter, Xbox 360

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43 Responses to “SURPRISE ABORTION”

  1. Carsica on April 16th, 2009 1:29 pm

    Falcon Pawnch is more effective.

  2. shadowray7 on April 16th, 2009 2:12 pm

    Should of said falcon punch
    And should've shown it to us tomorrow with that caption

  3. RVG_Ravage on April 16th, 2009 2:20 pm

    I didn't lol.

  4. Ryan on April 16th, 2009 2:23 pm

    Clearly he got the wrong target because I don't know anything with eyes that would knock that up.

  5. jacfalcon on April 16th, 2009 3:03 pm

    Funny, but not that funny. When I saw the title on Twitter, I was expecting Falcon…

  6. ryojin on April 16th, 2009 3:06 pm

    Pedobear store + gouken pawnch = convinient?

  7. LeoTheProdigy on April 16th, 2009 3:11 pm

    Why not just use Falcon Punch?

  8. frencho on April 16th, 2009 3:35 pm

    Falcon PAAAWNCh is effective at killing babies , parents , doctors , trees , air , earth , everything , negative dimension , Gouken pawwwwwnches , Wyld Stallyns , metal , all the humanity , death , and some other stuff.

  9. killercartoons on April 16th, 2009 4:57 pm

    I think that's a little more closer to FISTING….

  10. sir_auronDX on April 16th, 2009 7:41 pm

    People need to play street fighter IV to actually know the FORCE that this punch holds
    besides
    he throws them up so the unfourtunate victim LANDS into the PAWWWNCHHH then proceeds to uppercut them in the face

  11. MrRaccoon on April 16th, 2009 7:53 pm

    Just… no

  12. Vabolo on April 16th, 2009 8:01 pm

    Holy shit, he even punches the sperm outta' her!

  13. G1drake on April 16th, 2009 11:05 pm

    you need to be falcon to performe falcon punch with total abortion

  14. Nick Soapdish on April 16th, 2009 11:13 pm

    LOL! Look it's coming out all over the place!

  15. Link_09 on April 17th, 2009 12:05 am

    IM COMING FOR YOU- The Heavy

  16. KingofRetards on April 17th, 2009 1:18 am

    Best reference ever!

  17. riot on April 17th, 2009 3:52 am

    It's not abortion- its early birth you didn't know you wanted!

    gakuan punch- bringing out your inner child.

  18. AuraMaster on April 17th, 2009 5:18 am

    Screw the expensive tools, Gouken will rip it out of your stomach with his bare hands!

  19. Deadalive on April 17th, 2009 5:34 am

    But is he kissin' her?

  20. Fuu on April 17th, 2009 8:31 am

    when you know someone thats had an abortion, this becomes sick and twisted instead of funny

  21. Zink120 on April 17th, 2009 11:09 am

    Captain Falcon tried to kill the Metal.
    Wolf didn't let him do that.

  22. Spartaaa on April 17th, 2009 11:38 am

    WIN

  23. frencho on April 17th, 2009 1:29 pm

    oops,my bad. i wanted to write metal mario.

  24. ThaDoggfather on April 17th, 2009 6:02 pm

    Only works with Falcon Punch.
    Fail 1/5

  25. sir_auronDX on April 17th, 2009 7:10 pm

    since people are so one tracked minded should we rename this place to falcolz?

  26. IAthenaI on April 20th, 2009 9:24 am

    fail.

  27. Link_09 on April 23rd, 2009 12:26 am

    Not my Sakura?
    she's like my main character!

  28. LoneTruth on May 12th, 2009 7:10 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

    Teenage abortions are funny.

  29. Jerenator on May 8th, 2010 4:47 am

    *Sploch*

  30. Odd Troll on July 16th, 2010 3:48 pm

    ._.

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