Y’know, I wasn’t going to post this… but it’s been sent in like thirty times and I don’t think people are going to stop. So here it is, it’s posted! Everyone can stop sending it in now!!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 7, 2009 · 10:57 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (423 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)
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Anime, Artistic, Awkward Moments, Bad Ideas, Left 4 Dead, True Love, Valve Software, Zombies

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  1. Pate_Tico on April 9th, 2009 12:45 am

    Well, why don't you ask Google? I'm sure he knows all the answers >:P

  2. Pate_Tico on April 9th, 2009 12:46 am


  3. DeathJam on April 9th, 2009 5:15 pm

    Crazy man replying to his own messages… must… avoid… screaming…

  4. Pate_Tico on April 10th, 2009 10:29 pm

    Must…resist…inbreeding…CHOCO-BOS! @u@

    (how would a golden choco-bo taste like? xP )

  5. SalNightmare209 on April 9th, 2009 5:24 am

    For once I agree with Francis.

  6. clockworkmonkey on April 9th, 2009 9:03 am

    Oh gods, this is classic. Although I admit, I've seen it just a bit too much of late.
    Still. Bloody well love it

  7. Ron-Falco on April 9th, 2009 7:34 pm

    "Someone's going camping, because there's a tent pitched in my pants."

    I had to say it. Seriously, I find it funny when people get all scrinchy about pics like this. Maybe it's because I have a really nasty way of thinking, I find this kind of stuff extremely mild.

  8. Cheat2Win on April 9th, 2009 8:42 pm

    This is actually quite tame.

    Seriously, if you're freaking out at this, then don't venture too far on the internet.

    5/5 because I like it.

    In fact, I'm gonna fave it on DA.

  9. DeathJam on April 9th, 2009 9:55 pm

    I'd fav if it had breasts.

  10. Kiyobi on April 24th, 2009 10:42 pm

    You fool! Girls don't need boobs to be hot!

  11. DeathJam on April 26th, 2009 6:31 pm

    Boobs makes the world go around, didn't they teach you that in science? The world literally gets pulled by their gravational pull of each titty. That's why guys are instantly drawn to tits (except gays, they have a "Cock loving" gene)

  12. TehTy on April 10th, 2009 12:31 pm

    I have the colored version as the wallpaper on my phone.

  13. MrRaccoon on April 10th, 2009 1:53 pm

    Then send him to newgrounds! Just to have a fun time before he tries to enter 4chan…

  14. Pate_Tico on April 10th, 2009 10:27 pm

    Do I want it? :l

  15. DeathJam on April 11th, 2009 10:15 pm

    You only want if you like seeing amputee porn (amputee =/= manatee)

  16. Pate_Tico on April 12th, 2009 6:23 am

    I knew I wouldn't like it…
    But I didn't knew it could SO FUCKED UP!
    …My curiosity was OVER NINE THOUSAND…
    Now I regret what I did…
    For what I've seen…
    is going to stay in my mind….FOREVER!


  17. Pate_Tico on April 12th, 2009 6:25 am

    So, your reaction was kind of: http://www.halolz.com/2009/03/23/i-think-im-gonna

  18. Pate_Tico on April 12th, 2009 6:25 am

    No. Actually, no Halolz submission can express my feelings right now…

  19. hotrods4ben on April 10th, 2009 5:23 pm

    startled: yes
    scarred for (after)life: VERY YES

  20. Captain Falcon on April 11th, 2009 10:19 pm


  21. Paiv on April 11th, 2009 11:13 pm

    I mean wtf haha I guess I'm pretty nutty too.!!

  22. Paiv on April 11th, 2009 11:13 pm

    **High Fives Self**

  23. Paiv on April 11th, 2009 11:13 pm

    God damn it I need a new Gravatar my current one is all blurry.

  24. Pate_Tico on April 11th, 2009 11:49 pm

    There is this StrawBerry-Flavored chick that keeps following me on every comment I make…
    Yeah…She is creepy <_<"

    Schizophrenia? Sappin our Halolz?
    -It's more likely than what you think! Check other recent Halolz post comments for a Schizophrenia Check! :D

  25. frenchox on May 22nd, 2009 6:07 pm

    what the fuck…

  26. Pate_Tico on April 12th, 2009 6:26 am

    Only a STUPIDITY related submission! >:P

  27. Exploderizer on April 13th, 2009 11:39 pm

    Just a reminder: I hate you all.

  28. Exploderizer on April 13th, 2009 11:40 pm

    *Shoots self in face*

  29. Mountain_Man on April 16th, 2009 7:05 pm

    Um……just how old are that witch's lips……?

  30. Snider 029 on April 17th, 2009 7:39 pm

    Noooo you gave in now they can demand anything. You've doomed halolz. The end is Nie.

  31. Snider 029 on April 17th, 2009 7:45 pm

    Why did you agree to put it up? wwhhhhhyyyyyyy?

  32. Gummybear! on April 23rd, 2009 9:51 am

    And then it turned out to be that Zoey was the last surviving girl, and she was bisexual =)

  33. Terminaguy on April 29th, 2009 12:45 am



  34. Unsilenced on May 3rd, 2009 5:58 pm

    Zombies are UN-dead… so…

    Well I don't know…


  35. Unsilenced on May 3rd, 2009 5:59 pm


  36. Xenomorph42Q on May 6th, 2009 4:14 am

    Though I'm not a real L4D fan, and I generally *try* to disapprove of this kind of thing…
    I can't help but like this picture XD

  37. RyderLOL on May 9th, 2009 7:35 pm

    Necrophiliac Bitch.

  38. zombie1432 on July 4th, 2009 6:23 am

    hehehe it shouldnt say zoey has startled the witch it should say zoey has calmed the witch

  39. al! on July 23rd, 2009 8:27 am

    that is SOOOOOO…


  40. Zoey has startled the witch! : Halolz on October 15th, 2009 7:02 am

    […] the drawn version before it, I imagine Franics isn’t hating this… By Chris Senior Zoey has startled […]

  41. guest on October 16th, 2009 2:06 am
  42. SHAME on October 20th, 2009 4:14 am

    i reckon thats kinda cool giggity

  43. Shader on October 26th, 2009 4:05 am


  44. fartbunkle on October 31st, 2009 10:58 am

    I'm gonna shit balls!!!

  45. penguindude42 on March 20th, 2010 9:13 pm

    inb4 Sniper quotes

  46. strayjohno on April 6th, 2011 5:34 am

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