I guess ArsenalIV found the Ken Flowchart so helpful that he made one up for my man Dan as well!
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you know, that so FREAKING true
OBJECTION
how does he win if he only taunts :0
Y'know… I actually play as Dan.
I won't lie, though, I do usually start the match by taunting. Just for the hell of it.
Don't forget the SUPER TAUNT!
Ahahaha as I type this post has a 4.76. But I know it's going to get bumped down to like a 3.2 or something :(. Damn post cock-blockers.
HEY WTF WHEN I TYPE THE FONT IS WHITE SO I CAN'T SEE WHAT I'M TYPING!?!?!?
I have chrome so idk…?
obviously, it will inspire such fear in the other player that they will give up and run.
or pity. fear or pity.
Luigi's is better.
Ok, I think this is the right place to post. ^^;
Yo' dudes, I was the one who actually made that pic; after I saw TresDes's Ken Flowchart, I was inspired to make my own, being Dan's my favorite character.
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?boa…
Still, pretty sweet to see something I made being shown on Halolz. :)
didn't really get it, but for the sake of not being chased by an angry mob, 5/5
Brb, going to get SF4 so I'll understand the joke.
Note, this also works with the pyro, and heavy classes =D
Luigi too, except he CAN win the fight by only taunting.
Hadouken crossover!
You know why Dan's gi is pink? It's because is was once white, but it became soaked in the blood of his enemies, and it became pink when he tried to wash it
I really need a xbox 360 ._.
…and SF4.
Dan can hear silence.
Akuma once performed the Raging Demon on Dan which made him scream. Dan hates being tickled.
Street Fighter IV will not allow you to have a Dan vs. Dan match because your console will explode from that amount of awesome.
Dan's strength is dumbed down in every Street Fighter game just to give others a chance
Dan Hibiki was the fourth wise man, whose gift to Jesus was the gift of a beautiful smile, hence why JC was so popular.
SNK's The King of Fighters series is named after Dan.
Lightning is the result of Dan's smile. Thunder is the sky's applause to his smile's exquisite beauty
Dan is the sole reason that we survived the Zombie Apocalypse. Look outside. See any zombies? Thank Dan
Dan only cooks with three ingredients: Saikyo, his smile and a Gadouken. this can feed several third world countries for over a year.
Dan Hibiki is the only person that can delete the Recycle Bin.
Dan 1 hitted Ruby Weapon and Emerald Weapon…. in the same fight.
When Dan gets a book, he doesn't read it, he smiles at it until he gets the information he wants.
Jesus can walk on water, but Dan can swim through land.
Once a month Dan sleeps with every woman in the world and as a result they bleed for a week
Dan can break the sound barrier….. by punching it
Dan once gave a blind man sight… to show him what AWESOME looks like
Dan can break a hole in time and space when he uses a two handed Gadoken
Dan can escape from a black hole but a black hole cannot escape from Dan.
okay im done
Chuck Norris jokes much?
I feel this lacks originality though…
Did anybody notice that Sewer Horse Will Devour My Children?
Well, to be fair to Arsenal (TresDes), I'm the creator, not him; I'm sure he could whip up a much better one than me, if he tried.
Dan's just my favorite character, and I was inspired by Arsenal's flowcharts on GameFAQs.
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?boa…
Chuck norris has nothing on dan.
Akekazori, I never said I created it. I found it while I was on google. I never once told the editors that I was its creator.
The sad thing is that this his how I play all fighting games.
I can say only one thing:
YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
"okay im done"
would be much better if written
Okay, I'm Dan.
Dan has nothing on Judge Judy.
HOLD IT
*finger waggle* his super combo is the taunt except he connects
Oh, I don't think you did, no problem there; I was just tryin' to get things corrected, is all. No hard feelings or anything like that.
ultra combo, i meant ultra combo.. phew that was close, almost looked like a youtube commenter
I'm seeing the future right now…
and I see..
I see a….
FALCON FLOWCHART!
Reminds me of Chuck Norris jokes, but the Chuck ones are better
Doshita doshita! Rauchyuu! Hien jya me no! Buraiken! Ora ora ora ora ora ora! YAHOOOOO!!! Ya, Yaiyuuchi! *ping!*