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You know, “Falcon Punch”-ing everything wont solve all of life’s problems.

Falcon Punches… the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems!
By Hail-NekoYasha, submitted by Dragons777dr

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“Falcon Punch”-ing everything wont solve all of life’s problems.



Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 27, 2009 · 1:06 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (335 votes, average: 4.52 out of 5)
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Artistic, Awkward Moments, Bad Ideas, Earthbound, FALCON PAAAANCH, Fire Emblem, Fists of Fury, Nintendo, Pokémon, Sequential Art, Smashy Smashy, Special Attacks, Super Smash Bros

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43 Responses to ““Falcon Punch”-ing everything wont solve all of life’s problems.”

  1. Walker on March 27th, 2009 5:17 pm

    Good effort, not so good quality of image.

  2. Aaron Hong on March 27th, 2009 5:38 pm

    No belt, no shirt line -- are those his pj's?

  3. Lekonua on March 27th, 2009 6:02 pm

    Have we set a record for the oldest image to ever be put on Halolz here?

  4. blank on March 27th, 2009 6:10 pm

    This is actually a real old comic from Katie. Her skills have improved greatly since drawing this. Also, the link should be pointing to http://www.awkwardzombie.com, she doesn't post on Deviant Art anymore.

  5. g1drake on March 27th, 2009 6:23 pm

    *five minutes later* look that tv regenerated

  6. Shawn Handyside on March 27th, 2009 6:27 pm

    Ohhhh… I thought the art looked familiar!

  7. codemaster525 on March 27th, 2009 6:42 pm

    Old. I actually thought of submitting this.

  8. hotrods4ben on March 27th, 2009 8:07 pm

    yeah I was about to say that :D

  9. Ultamia on March 27th, 2009 8:46 pm

    Who cares about if the art is bad or not, is pwnagely funnaay :D

  10. MexicanJuice on March 27th, 2009 3:47 pm

    Old comic is old. Nah, it's a damn fossil. But still very, very good.

  11. Taiho on March 27th, 2009 9:15 pm

    So Shawn, was this how you fixed the site the other day? you should hit it again, there are still a few bugs.

  12. ??? on March 27th, 2009 9:34 pm

    so is this what would happen if they had ordinary lives?

  13. MrRaccoon on March 27th, 2009 7:04 pm

    This is blasphemy! This is madness!
    Hahaha, I couldn't resist xD

    Really funny, and now I know why the art style looked familiar

  14. KingofRetards on March 27th, 2009 11:12 pm

    Captain Falcon punched the cancer right out of me :D

  15. Booken on March 27th, 2009 11:27 pm

    Marth's right. Falcon Punch won't resolve everything.

    Thats why we have Falcon Kick!

  16. BlueChameleon on March 27th, 2009 11:32 pm

    Anyone else thinks the Almighty Captain looks like Staccato in this strip?

  17. Nick Soapdish on March 27th, 2009 11:38 pm

    Things Falcon Punches fix:
    Teen pregnancy
    Broken marriages
    Women's suffrage

    Things Falcon Punches cannot fix:
    TVs
    The darkness in my soul

  18. smashpro1 on March 28th, 2009 1:12 am

    To Falcon Punches, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems

  19. Paiv on March 28th, 2009 4:45 am

    This looks like an excerpt from a Brawl reality show.

    Wow that idea sounds epic… Imagine all those people under one roof…..

  20. MrRaccoon on March 28th, 2009 5:04 am

    I do

  21. Shady Author on March 28th, 2009 3:13 am

    Violence fixes things? OH FALCON

  22. Paiv on March 28th, 2009 5:04 am

    A scene from the show:
    Mario
    Has anyone seen-a my-a Shrooms? I'm-a going on a trip….

    Peach
    Shut up you druggie; this is why I prefer Bowser because at least he knows when to stop.

    Mario
    YOU W***E, SHUT-UH YOUR MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *punches Peach in stomach*
    *the rest of the people in the house arrive at the scene*

    Mario
    YOU'VE SEEN AH-NOTHING GO AWAY!

    Captain Falcon
    Show me your moves!

    *Mario tries to feebly punch Captain Falcon*

    Captain Falcon
    FALCON--

    Mario
    OH SHI--

    Captain Falcon
    PAAAWWWWNCCHH

    *the house world blows up, abruptly ending the would-be great show*

  23. riot on March 28th, 2009 12:07 pm

    Actually, he did it wrong.
    he should have falcon punched the technichian. that would make sure the tv would never break again.

  24. Missingno. on March 28th, 2009 12:22 pm

    Actually reminds me of this: target="_blank">
    (Sorry, I only found the German version. :( Maybe someone else knows if there is a English one.)

  25. G1drake on March 28th, 2009 7:53 am

    and your life

  26. DarkSpeedZero on March 28th, 2009 2:18 pm

    :D

  27. SprodeMaster on March 28th, 2009 3:42 pm

    This is the start of eleventy thousand other comics in which Marth is in that exact same pose.
    But at least they're funny unlike, the other comic….

  28. Eight_Ball on March 28th, 2009 4:45 pm

    lol

  29. Vabolo on March 28th, 2009 7:13 pm

    So that's how you got that tumor removed from your brain!

  30. Kinockun on March 28th, 2009 7:15 pm

    the caption is so so very true

  31. The_Ginger on March 29th, 2009 1:47 am

    it dosen't seem to solve my problems on wifi :(

  32. rawr on March 29th, 2009 9:37 pm

    Is it bad that the first thing I thought when I saw the last panel was down b?

  33. Gamegeneral on March 5th, 2010 12:52 am

    Isn't Hail-NekoYasha Awkward Zombie?

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