You know, “Falcon Punch”-ing everything wont solve all of life’s problems.

Falcon Punches… the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems!
By Hail-NekoYasha, submitted by Dragons777dr

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 27, 2009 · 1:06 PM 
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Artistic, Awkward Moments, Bad Ideas, Earthbound, FALCON PAAAANCH, Fire Emblem, Fists of Fury, Nintendo, Pokémon, Sequential Art, Smashy Smashy, Special Attacks, Super Smash Bros

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43 Responses to ““Falcon Punch”-ing everything wont solve all of life’s problems.”

  1. Walker on March 27th, 2009 5:17 pm

    Good effort, not so good quality of image.

  2. Aaron Hong on March 27th, 2009 5:38 pm

    No belt, no shirt line -- are those his pj's?

  3. Lekonua on March 27th, 2009 6:02 pm

    Have we set a record for the oldest image to ever be put on Halolz here?

  4. blank on March 27th, 2009 6:10 pm

    This is actually a real old comic from Katie. Her skills have improved greatly since drawing this. Also, the link should be pointing to, she doesn't post on Deviant Art anymore.

  5. g1drake on March 27th, 2009 6:23 pm

    *five minutes later* look that tv regenerated

  6. Shawn Handyside on March 27th, 2009 6:27 pm

    Ohhhh… I thought the art looked familiar!

  7. codemaster525 on March 27th, 2009 6:42 pm

    Old. I actually thought of submitting this.

  8. hotrods4ben on March 27th, 2009 8:07 pm

    yeah I was about to say that :D

  9. Ultamia on March 27th, 2009 8:46 pm

    Who cares about if the art is bad or not, is pwnagely funnaay :D

  10. MexicanJuice on March 27th, 2009 3:47 pm

    Old comic is old. Nah, it's a damn fossil. But still very, very good.

  11. Taiho on March 27th, 2009 9:15 pm

    So Shawn, was this how you fixed the site the other day? you should hit it again, there are still a few bugs.

  12. ??? on March 27th, 2009 9:34 pm

    so is this what would happen if they had ordinary lives?

  13. MrRaccoon on March 27th, 2009 7:04 pm

    This is blasphemy! This is madness!
    Hahaha, I couldn't resist xD

    Really funny, and now I know why the art style looked familiar

  14. KingofRetards on March 27th, 2009 11:12 pm

    Captain Falcon punched the cancer right out of me :D

  15. Booken on March 27th, 2009 11:27 pm

    Marth's right. Falcon Punch won't resolve everything.

    Thats why we have Falcon Kick!

  16. BlueChameleon on March 27th, 2009 11:32 pm

    Anyone else thinks the Almighty Captain looks like Staccato in this strip?

  17. Nick Soapdish on March 27th, 2009 11:38 pm

    Things Falcon Punches fix:
    Teen pregnancy
    Broken marriages
    Women's suffrage

    Things Falcon Punches cannot fix:
    The darkness in my soul

  18. smashpro1 on March 28th, 2009 1:12 am

    To Falcon Punches, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems

  19. Paiv on March 28th, 2009 4:45 am

    This looks like an excerpt from a Brawl reality show.

    Wow that idea sounds epic… Imagine all those people under one roof…..

  20. MrRaccoon on March 28th, 2009 5:04 am

    I do

  21. Shady Author on March 28th, 2009 3:13 am

    Violence fixes things? OH FALCON

  22. Paiv on March 28th, 2009 5:04 am

    A scene from the show:
    Has anyone seen-a my-a Shrooms? I'm-a going on a trip….

    Shut up you druggie; this is why I prefer Bowser because at least he knows when to stop.

    YOU W***E, SHUT-UH YOUR MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *punches Peach in stomach*
    *the rest of the people in the house arrive at the scene*


    Captain Falcon
    Show me your moves!

    *Mario tries to feebly punch Captain Falcon*

    Captain Falcon

    OH SHI--

    Captain Falcon

    *the house world blows up, abruptly ending the would-be great show*

  23. riot on March 28th, 2009 12:07 pm

    Actually, he did it wrong.
    he should have falcon punched the technichian. that would make sure the tv would never break again.

  24. Missingno. on March 28th, 2009 12:22 pm

    Actually reminds me of this: target="_blank">
    (Sorry, I only found the German version. :( Maybe someone else knows if there is a English one.)

  25. G1drake on March 28th, 2009 7:53 am

    and your life

  26. DarkSpeedZero on March 28th, 2009 2:18 pm


  27. SprodeMaster on March 28th, 2009 3:42 pm

    This is the start of eleventy thousand other comics in which Marth is in that exact same pose.
    But at least they're funny unlike, the other comic….

  28. Eight_Ball on March 28th, 2009 4:45 pm


  29. Vabolo on March 28th, 2009 7:13 pm

    So that's how you got that tumor removed from your brain!

  30. Kinockun on March 28th, 2009 7:15 pm

    the caption is so so very true

  31. The_Ginger on March 29th, 2009 1:47 am

    it dosen't seem to solve my problems on wifi :(

  32. rawr on March 29th, 2009 9:37 pm

    Is it bad that the first thing I thought when I saw the last panel was down b?

  33. Gamegeneral on March 5th, 2010 12:52 am

    Isn't Hail-NekoYasha Awkward Zombie?

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