Ass-ume the position!

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1. w00t4ge on March 23rd, 2009 7:47 pm
   

   heh heh, way to spell sergeant.
2. MrRaccoon on March 23rd, 2009 8:05 pm
   

   Green spartan: Can't you find it yet?
   Blue Spartan: No, I need to go deeper
3. MasqueNoMercy on March 23rd, 2009 8:10 pm
   

   i see a purple spartan
   oh god! one of us is color blind!
4. Taiho on March 23rd, 2009 9:00 pm
   

   "I don't see anything!"
   "Keep looking!"
   "Do I even want to know how you lost the keys up here?"
   "Well, it's a long story involving a gravity hammer, a barrel of rum, and a squeegee…"
5. Shawn Handyside on March 23rd, 2009 9:14 pm
   

   Oops. I R DUM
6. Shawn Handyside on March 23rd, 2009 9:19 pm
   

   I think it's Mr. Raccoon… or else I am color blind tooooo
7. BlueChameleon on March 23rd, 2009 9:36 pm
   

   ka-bloom!
8. BlueChameleon on March 23rd, 2009 9:38 pm
   

   Ka-bloom!
   (not a misspelling)
9. g1drake on March 23rd, 2009 10:09 pm
   

   wrong time for teabag my friend
10. DeathJam on March 23rd, 2009 10:54 pm
    

    What the hell is a squeegee?
11. DeathJam on March 23rd, 2009 10:55 pm
    

    And i guess he's de-flowering his ass -.-
12. Paulrus on March 23rd, 2009 11:04 pm
    

    "Now cough. This is for science."
13. Paine on March 23rd, 2009 11:26 pm
    

    They tried to do a barrel roll in Halo 3 and somehow his head became lodged within his ass.

    That's GRRRRR-E-ATTTTT!!
14. Paine on March 23rd, 2009 11:30 pm
    

    I think your Gravatar kind of reinforces the idea of your "DUM"ness.
15. KingofRetards on March 24th, 2009 12:23 am
    

    You could say he made a "ASS"of himself.
    *bah-dum-pish*

    I really have to quit doing that. :P
16. LOLWUT on March 24th, 2009 12:37 am
    

    YA THINK?
17. Nick Soapdish on March 24th, 2009 12:48 am
    

    Don't you dare ever stop.
    Sorry to butt in. I just wanted to ass you a question. Would this bring a whole new meaning to the term rear ending?
18. WolvenGlory on March 24th, 2009 1:28 am
    

    It's definitely purple. Or… oh man, I don't wanna be color blind!
19. WolvenGlory on March 24th, 2009 1:29 am
    

    Hey, someone has to do it.
20. KingofRetards on March 24th, 2009 1:48 am
    

    You are clever Soapdish… very clever. ಠ_ಠ
21. Blackjacket Man on March 24th, 2009 2:18 am
    

    lulz this is Blackjacket Man here, and believe it or not I hijacked that hornet the instant he decided to enter. T'was the funniest thing I've seen in forge to date.
22. MrRaccoon on March 24th, 2009 2:28 am
    

    I'm color blind? Oh no!
    Yes, that's my error, haha
23. MrRaccoon on March 24th, 2009 2:33 am
    

    Don't, it is like your signature =P
24. Sir1 on March 24th, 2009 3:33 am
    

    Funniest game of forge. EVER.
25. Your Mother on March 24th, 2009 3:33 am
    

    the truth is YOUR the only one who is not colourblind, all the other are though o.O
26. on March 24th, 2009 3:34 am
    

    Thats exactly what i asked…
27. on March 24th, 2009 3:34 am
    

    Nope, hes "flowering" it.
28. rory on March 25th, 2009 10:10 am
    

    i think i found that Easter egg you were talking about sarge
29. Teradohn on March 26th, 2009 1:27 am
    

    Donut! Combat situation!
30. Paine on March 26th, 2009 2:58 am
    

    Your ಠ_ಠ totally makes my day buddy.
31. KingofRetards on March 26th, 2009 3:10 am
    

    These are tears of joy. ಥ_ಥ
32. KingofRetards on March 26th, 2009 3:11 am
    

    You could say you laughed your "ASS" off!

    *bah-dum-pish*
33. Paulrus on March 26th, 2009 3:14 am
    

    We're assed out, Sarge!
    *pelted with brick*

    —-

    "Yes sir! AUUUUUUGH!!!!! *run*"
34. Paine on March 27th, 2009 3:15 am
    

    You really do have to stop doing that. Methinks you need a new drum set.
35. Paine on March 27th, 2009 3:14 am
    

    YOUR ಥ_ಥ DESERVES BOLD CAPS LOCK.

    YOUR ಥ_ಥ DESERVES A PLUS 9000.

    KINGOFRETARDS IS REALLY KING OF TEH INTERNETZ.
36. KingofRetards on March 27th, 2009 11:37 pm
    

    <st>YES!</st>
37. KingofRetards on March 27th, 2009 11:38 pm
    

    YES!
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